I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

When Yunyou saw this scene, she looked envious.

She would love to have it too.

At this time, the girl walked up to Guan Gu and Youyou, took out a QR code, and said, "If you break the bowl, you have to pay 10 yuan."

Yoyo: "???" How many.

Chapter 196

Yoyo scanned the code and gave the other party 10 yuan, feeling that this wave of blood loss.

But the 10 bucks doesn't matter.

The important thing is why Dali didn't feel scared.

She walked to Dali and asked curiously, "Dali, what were you thinking when you were in the haunted house?"

Dali heard Yoyo's words and said frankly, "I'm thinking about which form of electricity, light and wave ghosts are."

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Electron waves?

what is this?

Is it a kind of dynamic light wave?

Yunyou shook her head, resisted the urge to discuss this topic with Dali, and said helplessly: "Dali, our plan two failed."

"I know." Nodding vigorously, he was very clear about the situation.

Seeing this, Youyou felt even more helpless.

Can't you restrain your own little head with great effort?

When can't you think, but now?

Today is Valentine's Day!

Fortunately, she still has plans for three.

Youyou looked at Dali and said: "Dali, it seems that showing weakness is not suitable for you, let's change the method, you can praise Jiyu.

Compliment is also a kind of coquetry. Boys like to be complimented by their girlfriends. "

In order to prevent a big mistake, Youyou reminded a few words: "Although it is deliberately exaggerating, it should not be too exaggerated, and it should not be exaggerated.

We need to exaggerate from the little things around us to make Ji Yu feel like a spring breeze. It is best to match it with actions and use more adjectives, the effect is better. "

Hearing the words vigorously, he nodded.

"I probably know."

After he finished speaking, he walked up to Ji Yu and said, "Cousin, you look so handsome when you completed the haunted house challenge!"

Ji Yu was a little happy when he was suddenly praised.

He looked at Dali, scratched his head a little embarrassedly, and said, "You cooperated well too."

If Dali ran around like Guan Gu, he wouldn't be able to catch anyone to feed the noodles.

Hearing the words, Dali didn't answer, but gave Ji Yu a thumbs up and said, "You looked as handsome as Corynebacterium diphtheriae. Corynebacterium diphtheriae is the most beautiful bacteria I have ever seen."

Ji Yu: "????"

long:"?????"

When Yunyou heard Dali's words, she was stunned.

And such a compliment?

Corynebacterium diphtheriae...

What the devil describes this!

Ji Yu was a little confused when he heard Dali's words.

What is Corynebacterium diphtheriae?

Are bacteria even beautiful and ugly?

Long insight!

Seeing Ji Yu's stunned expression, Dali felt that his praise was not very good, so he was ready to praise him again.

She thought about it and said, "Cousin, you look very handsome on the roller coaster."

"What kind of bacteria does it look like this time?" Ji Yu looked curious.

"Do not."

Said vigorously, stuffed the rose into Ji Yu's arms, then scratched his eyes with his hand, saying, "It's not like bacteria, but it impresses me!"

Ji Yu: "????"

He's about to crack.

What does the little cousin want to do?

Yunyou patted her forehead heavily with her hand and almost knelt down vigorously.

Absolutely.

The technique of bragging about people is too blunt.

It's tougher than eating rabbits.

Guan Gu looked at Dali and wondered: "Dali, are you playing a scary game? Haven't played enough haunted houses yet, we can do it again."

vigorously:"???"

What a scary game.

She is obviously complimenting people!

Could it be... that she is terrifying to boast?

Thinking of this, Dali's mood was a little lost.

Couldn't she learn to act like a spoiled child?

Ji Yu saw Dali bowing his head, Yunyou's expression was also very complicated, he probably guessed that Dali was trying to act like a spoiled child.

Ji Yu touched Dali's head and said, "Dali, let's experience other projects."

"Okay." Dali replied in a low voice.

Guan Gu looked at Youyou and whispered, "Yuyou, did I say something wrong?"

"Yes."

Youyou looked at Guan Gu and said, "Go buy us a few bottles of water, and you should atone for your sins."

"Ok."

Knowing that buying water can atone for his sins, Guan Gu ran away quickly, very positive.

Ji Yu and Dali see Guan Gu to buy water and wait for him by the side of the road.

Yunyou took the opportunity to pull Dali aside and said, "Dali, don't be sad, I still have plan four!"

Hearing Yunyou's words vigorously, his eyes lit up: "Plan four?"

"Touch the head to kill and compare the heart." Youyou said: "Not only boys can use head touch to kill girls, but girls can also use head touch to kill boys. This is a very gentle action.

Needless to say about the heart comparison, it is very sultry. I have collected a lot of special heart comparison techniques, and I will send them to you now. "

Talking, Yoyo took out her mobile phone and sent Dali a bunch of pictures. The pictures were all kinds of heart-to-heart tutorials.

After looking at it vigorously, I found that the original comparison method of others is very distinctive.

With a flash of inspiration, she said to Youyou, "Can I compare my heart to my cousin in a special way?"

"Of course you can." Youyou looked at Dali and said, "Actually, you don't need to compare your heart, any small gesture of love is fine, except for your admiration just now."

Hearing the words vigorously, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

She thinks that Ji Yubi's actions really don't match her heart.

With Yoyo's affirmation, he vigorously walked to Ji Yu, his legs were divided, his hands were folded together, and he smiled and said to Ji Yu, "Cousin, give you an A!"

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Ji Yu: "????"

Bixin he knew, what the hell is this Bi A?

Dali saw Ji Yu didn’t understand, and explained: “A means excellent, I will do this action to celebrate every time I get an A, I hope this action can also give you motivation to achieve A0 in everything… ."

Ji Yu: "..."

It's a little weird, but it's got a good meaning.

Ji Yu touched Dali's head and said with a smile, "Thank you."

Vigorously remembering that Yoyo asked her to do the head slaying, he took the opportunity to pat Ji Yu on the head.

Ji Yu, who was suddenly photographed: "???"

Why did the little cousin beat him?

Seeing Ji Yu's confused expression, Dali said, "I'm killing you by touching your head."

"???"

Ji Yu looked complicated when he heard Dali's words.

Is this a head shot?

Isn't it usually very gentle to touch the head?

Why is the murderous aura so heavy?

The little cousin is definitely not an ordinary person.