I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ziqiao: "..."

Mika: "..."

The two looked at each other, ran to the designer with a little guilty conscience, and changed the subject: "Wow! This is the designer hired by Aunt Ji, right? Quickly measure us, I have always wanted to know what my measurements are!"

"Wait a minute." Ji's mother looked at Ziqiao and Meijia and said with a smile, "Before taking the measurements, I want to know how you listened to the class?"

Ziqiao: "???"

Mika: "???"

Auntie, are you so gossipy?

Ji Yu knew that, in fact, my mother didn't gossip like that, she just wanted to skin it.

Because of Ji's mother's words, the designer really didn't give me the size, Ziqiao and Meijia were helpless and could only confess and be lenient.

Mei Jia sat on the sofa and pretended to be relaxed: "It's nothing, it's just that the teacher said that after class, Ziqiao and I accidentally fell asleep."

Yifei: "???"

When Yifei heard Mika's words, she was stunned.

"This is the place that Zeng Xiaoxian finally helped you to get, or the director of the obstetrics department to give a lecture! You didn't hear anything??"

Hearing Yi Fei's murderous voice, Zi Qiao shrank her neck and said, "It's not that I didn't hear anything, I heard a sentence about dismissing the get out of class."

"puff--"

Ji Yu and the others couldn't help laughing when they heard Zi Qiao's words.

It's okay to hear that get out of class is over.

When Yifei heard Ziqiao's words, she didn't expect that this guy would dare to shake his wit, so he couldn't help moving his knuckles, making a clicking sound.

Seeing this, Zi Qiao resolutely hid behind Ji Yu.

He showed a head and said aggrieved: "Forgive us senior scumbags, the teacher is in class, it is a conditioned reflex to be sleepy and distracted, and you can't control it at all!"

Yi Fei gritted her back molars and said, "I'm also a teacher, why don't you get sleepy talking to me?"

After thinking about it vigorously, he said, "It may be because Teacher Hu usually talks to everyone as a friend."

Hearing this, Yifei adjusted her state and said, like standing on the podium, "Let's start the class now!"

"thump!"

The moment they heard these words, Zi Qiao and Mika rolled their eyes and fell directly.

One fell on the sofa and the other fell to the ground.

Ji Yu next to Zi Qiao: "???"

This conditioned reflex is too strong!

Advanced scum cancer!

Ji's mother was amused by these two people and said with a smile, "You guys are really interesting."

"Is it really falling asleep or fake falling asleep?" Zhang Wei squatted down curiously and poked Zi Qiao with his hand, but he didn't respond.

He scratched Ziqiao again, but still no response.

"Amazing." Zhang Wei said.

Curry sauce looked at Yifei and said, "Sister Yifei, please lift the seal, you will catch cold when you lie down and sleep."

Yifei: "???"

The seal is also lifted.

Do you think I'm Cardcaptor Sakura?

"get out of class." Yifei said helplessly.

Hearing the word "off", Mika and Ziqiao instantly opened their eyes and regained their energy.

Seeing this, Ji's mother said, "You guys are interesting, but you can't go on like this. There is a lot of knowledge to learn during pregnancy. If you don't learn it now, you won't be able to bring a baby in the future."

When Guan Gu heard this, a bold thought flashed in his mind, and said, "How about me and Yoyo teach you? We can understand pregnancy knowledge!"

Back then, because Zi Qiao gave directions, they took Neon Baby for a while.

Later, when I went to the decompression training class, I went to the obstetrics training class next door because I went to the wrong classroom. Coupled with the new knowledge I learned today, it should not be a problem to teach two scumbags.

Yifei recalled the experience of Guan Gu and Youyou, and thought it was reliable, and said: "Okay, then you two will teach your sons Qiao and Meijia. I heard that Xiao Hei has made a new invention, which can maintain classroom discipline. I will borrow it in the afternoon. to use."

When Ji's mother heard the words, she looked at Dali and Ji Yu, and said, "You two will take a look at it when the time comes, it will be useful sooner or later."

vigorously:"??"

Ji Yu: "????".

Chapter 220

Ji Yu was a little confused when he heard what Ji's mother said.

Although it can be used sooner or later...

But it's too early to learn now!

He and Dali just started discussing the engagement.

He looked at his mother and just didn't want him to be idle-.

Vigorously heard what Ji's mother said - and was stunned for a moment.

But thinking about it carefully, there is no harm in learning it now. Obstetrics knowledge can be said to be just needed, and it is something worth learning.

After tasting it vigorously, she nodded to Mama Ji and said, "I will listen carefully."

Ji Yu: "???"

He originally wanted to refuse, but when he heard Dali's words, he silently swallowed the words in his mouth.

Vigorously trying to learn pregnancy knowledge, if he doesn't accompany him, is he still a person?

It should be very convenient to have classes here anyway, so you don’t have to go out.

Ji Yu quickly did a good job in psychological construction, and decided to listen in with Dali.

After confirming that Ji Yu and Dali would also attend the class, Guan Gu was suddenly a little excited.

He looked at Yoyo and said, "Ji Yu and Dali are so good, and being their teacher, doesn't that mean I'm better?"

Hearing Guan Gu's words, Ziqiao couldn't help but interject: "Not every teacher is better than a student, look at Yifei and Dali."

Yifei who was suddenly mentioned: "???"

"Lu Ziqiao, are you alright?" Yi Fei's face showed a friendly look, her knuckles clacked.

Zi Qiao shrank her neck, shook her head quickly, and said, "It's okay, it's okay."

"It's okay to go downstairs and move the table with me!" After Yifei finished speaking, he walked straight to the door.

Ziqiao: "???"

Unexpectedly, Yifei has other ways to punish him besides hitting him.

Soon, Yifei and Ziqiao brought four desks up from the downstairs and placed them in the living room together with the chairs, and a blackboard was placed on the shelf.

Looking at these things, Ji Yu has only one question.

Little black, why has everything? ?

Yifei wiped clean the borrowed blackboard, clapped her hands, and said, "The scene is almost set up, and the class is officially in the afternoon!"

Mika and Ziqiao felt a little dizzy when they heard the word "class", but because it started in the afternoon, they didn't fall asleep.

Seeing this, Yi Fei showed a friendly smile on her face: "Xiao Hei will come to introduce the new invention in the afternoon, you scumbags had better get some sleep now, otherwise you won't be able to sleep in the afternoon."

When Ziqiao heard Yifei's words, she had an inexplicable idea of ​​challenging her, raised her eyebrows, and said in her heart: Naive!

He couldn't believe it, and there was still a deserter that Lu Xiaobu couldn't drive!

……

The time soon came to the afternoon.

Ji Yu, Dali, Mika, and Ziqiao were sitting at the desk with teaching materials, pens and notebooks on the desk, and they looked like they were in class.

Ji's mother and Zhuge Dasheng sat on the sofa.

She clenched her fist at Ji Yuhe Dali and said, "Come on!"

Ji Yu: "..."

The parents were next to me during the class, and I felt a little subtle inexplicably.

"Xiao Hei is here." Yifei brought Xiao Hei in and walked to Guan Gu's side.

Xiao Hei pushed a half-human-high iron box, stood in front of the blackboard, looked at the four people in front of the desk, and said, "I solemnly introduce, this is my latest invention, a portable home-based learning master training instrument.

Correct learning posture and improve learning efficiency!You don't need to have five years of college entrance examination and three years of simulation, and avoid 9 years of compulsory jungler. You deserve it! "

Ji Yu: "???"

Nine years of voluntary jungler is okay!

Ji's mother was inexplicably interested when she heard what Xiao Hei said, and said, "To correct the learning posture? How to correct it?"

Hearing the words, Xiao Hei replied: "The Scholar Cultivation Instrument has the latest neural network chip built in, which can perform facial recognition, lock the scumbags through micro-expression analysis, and issue a series of instructions and reminders."

As soon as Xiao Hei's voice fell, he heard a mechanical sound from the Xueba Cultivation Instrument: "Dududu, two scumbags have been detected, please sit up straight."

Ziqiao: "???"

Mika: "???"

"Why only two?" Zi Qiao blurted out.

When Yifei heard this, she laughed and said, "Obviously it's because Ji Yu and Dali are not scumbags, stupid kids."

"Why do you need to ask?" Guan Gu said.