I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ziqiao: "..."

Heartbroken.

Guan Gu took a look at the learning tyrant development instrument, and asked curiously, "Xiao Hei, how do you operate this?"

"Fully automatic operation, no operation required." Xiao Hei looked at Guan Gu and said, "Once someone is found deserting, the Xueba Cultivation Instrument will first warn you.

If it is not corrected, further corrective measures will be taken to help everyone focus.

I wish you all a happy study. "

After speaking, Xiao Hei smiled at everyone, and walked away, hiding his merits in the name.

Although Guan Gu didn't know what the corrective measures were, it sounded very powerful.

I always thought this class could be a good one.

Certainly not when he was an art teacher and the students all spoke Japanese and made fun of him!

Guan Gu felt relieved just thinking about it. He looked at Ji Yu and the others and said, "Now, let's start the class!"

Hearing these six words, Zi Qiao and Mika rolled their eyes and immediately fell asleep.

"Dududu, dozing has been detected, you have three seconds to correct..."

Xueba Yangyi suddenly made a sound, and everyone heard the words and looked at Ziqiao and Meijia in tacit understanding.

I saw that the two of them seemed to have not heard the sound at all, and they closed their eyes and were about to fall asleep.

At this time, three seconds have come.

A screaming chicken suddenly appeared on the Xueba training ceremony, screaming loudly.

"???"

Ji Yu was almost taken aback when he heard this voice.

It's too noisy!

Zi Qiao and Mei Jia heard the voice and shuddered on the spot, instantly sobering up!

Yifei looked at it, nodded with a smile, and said, "Yes, the effect is very good."

When Ziqiao heard Yifei's words, she remembered that she still had to challenge her majesty, and she immediately cheered up, ready to think of other ways to sleep.

Taking advantage of Guan Gu and Yifei not paying attention, he secretly took out a pair of earplugs from under the table and put them in his ears.

This is an explosion model bought by one of his treasures. After taking it, it seems to be isolated from the world. Even 100 screaming chickens will not wake up!

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"Dududu, it is detected that you are not listening carefully, you have three seconds to correct..." The Xueba Cultivation Instrument made a sound again.

When Guan Gu and Yifei heard it, they immediately turned their attention to Ziqiao and Meijia.

When Mika was nervous, she pointed her finger at Zi Qiao and said, "He did it!"

Ziqiao: "???"

Was sold off guard!

Ji Yu and Dali couldn't help laughing, they were holding back their laughter, but when they heard the countdown to the end of the Xueba Cultivation Ceremony, a water gun popped out from the right, aiming at Zi Qiao Kuangzi.

Zi Qiao was stunned at that time!

He thought this thing was just making some noise, but he didn't expect such a punishment!

Smell carefully, there is a pungent smell in the water, which is very suffocating.

"I was wrong, I was wrong!"

Zi Qiao looked at the tyrant's cultivating instrument and confessed, "I'm not going to desert, so I must listen carefully."

As he spoke, he took off his earplugs.

Guan Gu and Yifei nodded in relief and continued their lectures.

Although Ziqiao gave up, Meijia was also a college scumbag, so she could not do it if she listened to the class obediently.

While Guan Gu and Yi Fei were not paying attention, Mika spread the book on the table, lowered her head and played with her mobile phone secretly.

"Dududu, a communication signal unrelated to learning has been detected. You have three seconds to correct it..." The Xueba Cultivation Instrument issued a reminder again.

Guan Gu and Yi Fei focused their attention on Zi Qiao in minutes.

Zi Qiao: "??? It's not me!"

The next second, Mika rolled her eyes and said, "Why is my network gone?"

Yifei now knew that it was Meijia, she smiled and said, "The Xueba Cultivation Instrument can block cell phone signals, let alone the Internet, you can't even receive spam text messages now."

Hearing the words, the others took out their mobile phones and took a look.

"There's really no signal!" Zi Qiao said.

"I have." Dali said.

"Me too." Ji Yu said.

Ziqiao: "???"

Mika: "???"

What the hell, scumbags don't have human rights?

Ji's mother looked at her phone and Ji Yu's back, a thought suddenly flashed in her mind.

She found Ji Yu's WeChat account and clicked on the voice call.

"Om-"

Suddenly, Ji Yu's cell phone rang.

Zi Qiao and Mei Jia heard the voice and cast a sympathetic look at Ji Yu: "Your mobile phone will also be blocked."

"Dududu." He heard the Xueba Cultivation Instrument beep a few times, and said, "SSR-level Xueba, please feel free."

Mika: "???"

Ziqiao: "???"

Is it such a double standard?

Seeing that the call invitation was sent by Ji's mother, Ji Yu nodded helplessly.

He suspects that his mother is tricking him into deserting, and he has the evidence!

"Dududu." The Xueba Cultivation Instrument sounded again, saying: "As expected of a Xueba, although he has the privilege, he still refuses to desert and concentrate on his studies.

This spirit of self-discipline is worth learning by all scumbags! "

Ziqiao: "..."

This product is not only a double standard, but also a licking dog!predict.

Chapter 221

Under the supervision of the Academic Master Cultivation Ritual, the classroom atmosphere is very beautiful.

Ziqiao and Meijia never deserted again for fear of being punished.

It's time for class soon.

Meijia, who insisted on listening to one class, lay down on the table, and she was paralyzed: "I can't play with my phone, I can't sleep, this class is too hard!"

"I've never been so serious before the college entrance examination!" Zi Qiao was also lying on the table, in exactly the same state as Mika.

Curry sauce heard the get out of class bell next door. She ran over with popcorn and asked, "How does it feel to be in class in the apartment? Isn't it particularly fun?"

Zi Qiao and Mika looked bitter when they heard Curry Sauce's words, and said, "It's not fun at all, it's boring."

"How?" Curry sauce was a little surprised.

She looked at Ji Yu and Dali, who were drinking tea slowly, looking very comfortable.

Seeing this, Ziqiao's voice became even more tired: "Don't look at them, we are different."

If we say that Ji Yu and Dali are SSR-level academic masters.

He and Mika were probably the n-card scumbags in the game.

Mika opened her mouth to Curry Sauce and said weakly, "Hey, eat some popcorn, I'll tell you what happened just now."

Ka Curry Sauce heard the words, and decisively fed the popcorn into Mika's mouth.

Mika took a few mouthfuls, feeling that her body had replenished a little energy, she cheered up, and told Curry Sauce how strict it is to become a scholar.

After listening to the curry sauce, I couldn't believe it.

She glanced at the Xueba Cultivation Instrument and wondered, "Is this iron box really that powerful?"

"Really!" Zi Qiao nodded in testimony and said, "This guy is a devil!"

Curry sauce thought for a while, then said to Ziqiao and Meijia: "I think it's mainly because your two cheating methods are too popular, even in ordinary classrooms, the teacher can catch them in minutes.

I can teach you a niche, I haven't been caught in my studies for so long! "

"!" Ziqiao and Meijia's eyes lit up when they heard this.

Although the two of them were afraid of being punished, their hearts of desertion kept on the edge.

Hearing that curry sauce has a niche cheating method, the two immediately turned their heads to ask.

Ji Yu was a little curious and looked away.

I saw the curry sauce pouring all the popcorn into Mika's hat, and said with a smile: "It's done! When the teacher is not paying attention, you can eat something from the hat.

When you take it, the movement is more natural, it looks like scratching, and when you eat it, the chewing range is a little smaller. I bet the teacher doesn't know! "

"This is how I survived 9 years of compulsory education!"

Speaking of which, the curry paste is actually a little proud.

Ji Yu: "???"