I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"fine."

"They're all friends!"

"How can a handsome guy be more important than Xiaobu!"

"I can do this kind of exercise a few more times!"

As soon as they heard Mika speak, everyone opened their mouths, saying that everything was about pregnant women.

When Meijia heard the words, she was very moved.

"Thank you, everyone." Mika said.

Yi Fei yawned and said: "Okay, the first exercise has ended successfully, everyone will make persistent efforts and strive to reach the elevator within three minutes next time!"

Zhang Wei heard the words and said weakly: "Yi Fei, when is the next exercise? Can you give me a little spoiler?"

Yi Fei cast a disgusting glance at Zhang Wei and said, "The purpose of the exercise is to be unexpected, and the test is to remain calm in the face of danger, and spoilers? Do you think you're going to play the house with you?"

Zhang Wei: "..."

He just asked casually.

Why so fierce!

After the exercise, everyone yawned and walked to their rooms.

Ji Yu looked at Dali and saw the little cousin rubbing her eyes, she couldn't help but raised her hand and touched her head: "Are you sleepy?"

"Yeah." Dali nodded, because he was suddenly woken up, and his voice was not as clear as usual, but it was a little fuzzy, and it sounded good and soft.

Hearing this voice, Ji Yu couldn't help rubbing a few more times.

……

After this exercise, in the next few days, everyone's mental state was very tense.

For fear of being woken up again at night, one sleeps later than the other.

After a week, everyone has dark circles on their faces.

Seeing this, Yi Fei was a little helpless: "You guys are acting like you are practicing every day, don't be so nervous."

Ji Yu: "..."

Don't even think about who did it.

However, there is no way to go on like this. Seeing that Yifei has no intention of practicing again these days, everyone is relieved. It is time to eat and drink, and sleep is gradually sweet.

The due date is coming soon.

One night, there were thunderstorms and strong winds.

This weather is especially suitable for sleeping.

Ji Yu was sleeping soundly when suddenly he heard a knock on the door.

"Dong Dong Dong, Dong Dong Dong!!!"

"Ji Yu wake up, Mika is about to give birth!!!" Zi Qiao's voice was so anxious.

Ji Yu: "????"

Ji Yu opened his eyes and was stunned for a second. Thinking that it was his due date, he didn't dare to delay. He lifted the quilt and got up, rushed out of the bedroom and went straight to 3602.

When the others heard that Mika was about to give birth, they didn't think much about it. They were more anxious than each other, and rushed outside with umbrellas.

Arriving at the elevator entrance, I saw that Mika was sleeping soundly in a wheelchair, Yifei pressed a stopwatch in her hand, and said, "3 minutes and 20 seconds, it's only 10 seconds better than before, you guys are so annoying. disappointed!"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

"It's an exercise again?!"

Realizing this, everyone who hurriedly got up from the bed felt that they were about to get up.

"Horrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

Mika was completely unaware of everyone's mood changes and slept soundly.

Ji Yu lost his temper when he saw this scene, and was even a little curious: "Zi Qiao, you carried Mei Jia into a wheelchair and pushed her here, but she didn't wake up?"

"No." Zi Qiao glanced at Mei Jia and said, "The doctor said that Mei Jia's body is now too burdened, her basal metabolism has increased, and her blood sugar is likely to be insufficient, so she needs to sleep to reduce consumption.

She slept very well recently. I threw her on the street and probably won't wake up. "

"Lu Ziqiao!" Mika suddenly shouted, "I'll kill you with a sip of salt soda!"

"Snoring snoring..." Then, there was another sound of sleeping snoring.

Ji Yu: "????"

Can you spray salt soda with such precision when you are asleep?

As expected of you, Chen Meijia!

Zi Qiao shrugged and pushed Mika into the house.

Yifei looked at the crowd and said, "Come with me to 3602 for a meeting."

After hearing Yifei's words, everyone looked at each other for a while, and followed Yifei to 3602.

Sitting down on the sofa, Yifei said: "These days are the due date, Mika may give birth at any time, we must always pay attention!

Based on these two exercises, I have concluded that Ji Yu's calling speed is still not fast enough. If it can be faster, the time for everyone to gather will be much faster. "

Yifei said and looked at Ji Yu: "Ji Yu, work harder and see if you can surpass Boerte!"

Ji Yu: "????"

I suspect you are embarrassing me!

Dali also felt that it was a bit outrageous to surpass Boerte. She thought about it carefully, and said, "How about handing over the maternity package to my cousin, and I will wake everyone up? My running speed is faster than my cousin."

"No." Ji Yu refused: "You live in the attic, and you are in a hurry to go up and down the stairs. It's easy to get into trouble. It's up to me to call someone."

Zi Qiao heard the words and said, "How about we make a phone call? One person and one mobile phone can always wake you up."

"Calling is unreliable." Yifei said, "Some people have fallen asleep and can't hear the ringing of their mobile phones at all. It's better to call in human flesh."

Ji Yu heard the words of the two of them, remembering the screaming chicken equipped in the Xueba training instrument, and a small invention suddenly flashed in his mind.

He knows how to wake everyone up as quickly as possible! .

Chapter 225

the next day.

3601, living room.

Ji Yu put the gadgets made by staying up late on the coffee table and said, "With them, I don't need to run to the next door to wake people up."

Hearing this, Yifei glanced at the screaming chickens on the coffee table, and asked curiously, "Are you going to squeeze these screaming chickens at the same time to wake everyone up?"

"How can you squeeze so many screaming chickens at the same time?" Zi Qiao said.

"Could it be that Ji Yujun has super powers?!" Guan Gu said.

Vigorously looked carefully, and found that one of the screaming chickens had a number marked on it, but none of the other screaming chickens. With a flash of inspiration, he smiled and said: "According to my guess, these screaming chickens should be divided into primary and secondary. .

There is one main chicken here, and the others are divided chickens. As long as the main chicken is squeezed, the other divided chickens should be called. "

Ji Yu was a little surprised when he heard Dali's words.

Unexpectedly, the little cousin could see the functions of these screaming chickens at a glance, it's really amazing.

Seeing the admiration in Ji Yu's eyes, Dali was a little happy, she picked up the screaming chicken marked with a number, and squeezed it lightly.

Immediately, all the other screaming chickens screamed, and the sound was extremely loud!

Seeing that the situation was the same as Dali guessed, everyone's eyes lit up.

"It really is!!"

"Siguoyi!!"

Ziqiao looked at the screaming chickens excitedly, and said, "When you sleep, everyone puts the chickens on the bedside. If Mika is about to give birth, I will squeeze the main chicken. The gathering speed will definitely be fast!"

"This thing is good!" Yifei said.

Guan Gu looked at Ji Yu and asked curiously, "Ji Yujun, did you make these screaming chickens?"

"No." Ji Yu denied it for a second, and said, "My friend made these, the one who repaired Nanbowan before."

He originally wanted to say that he bought it online, but he was afraid that Guan Gu would ask him to buy a link, so he decided to make friends out of nothing!

Guan Gu heard Ji Yu's words and said, "Ji Yujun, your friend is amazing!"

"Yeah." Ji Yu nodded lightly.

Dali leaned into Ji Yu's ear and whispered, "Cousin, you are really amazing."

Ji Yu: "..."

Oh, don't think he'll admit it.

After showing the function of screaming chicken, Ji Yu distributed the chicken and gave the main chicken to Ziqiao.

Because he didn't sleep much last night, Ji Yu lay in bed early tonight.

He fell asleep quickly and had a dream.

In the dream, there are a bunch of sheep lying on the ground, looking fluffy and soft, which makes this dream very comfortable.

Suddenly, a screaming chicken ran over and screamed at the sheep!

"Giggle cluck cluck!!!!"

The sheep in the dream woke up at that time!

Ji Yu opened his eyes and woke up from his sleep.

Hearing the screaming chickens at the head of the bed, Ji Yu immediately got out of bed, put on his slippers and ran out of the bedroom.