I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"Mei Jia is going to give birth, Mei Jia is going to give birth!!!"

"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"

Zi Qiao pushed the wheelchair and rushed outside, vigorously got down from the attic, and went out with Ji Yu with her maternity bag.

Everyone in 3602 was also very fast, arriving at the elevator almost at the same time as Ji Yu.

Seeing the crowd running over, Yi Fei pressed the stopwatch in her hand and said, "2 minutes and 30 seconds, an improvement of 50 seconds from before, it's great!!"

"??????"

"It's an exercise again????!!!!"

Hearing Yifei's words, everyone's mentality collapsed instantly.

"I just fell asleep!"

"I dreamed of my husband!! Sister Yifei, you accompany my husband!!" Curry sauce said aggrieved.

Zhao Haitang looked at the curry sauce with a curious expression: "Who is your husband?"

"I don't know." Curry sauce shook his head and said, "I dreamed that I was walking the red carpet of a wedding with a man, we just got to the end, he was about to turn towards me, and then I was disturbed by screaming chickens. woke up."

Hearing this, Yifei said, "It's alright if you wake up, or if it turns out to be Zhao Haitang, your sweet dream will turn into a nightmare."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Is he so scary? ?

When Curry Sauce heard Yifei's words, she couldn't help but look at Zhao Haitang a few more times, seeing that Zhao Haitang's hair was messy, her clothes were not very appropriate, and her mental state didn't look very good.

Bringing Zhao Haitang's image into the dream, Curry Sauce shivered and said to Yifei, "Thank you, Sister Yifei, thank you for saving my dream!"

Zhao Haitang: "????"

Heartbroken! !

Ji Yu yawned, looked at Yi Fei, and said, "Yi Fei, tonight is just a test of the function of the screaming chicken, Mika's due date is only a few days, I don't think you need to worry about it, and recharge your batteries. Stay strong."

"Agree!!"

"Ji Yu is right!!"

When the others heard what Ji Yu said, they all agreed.

Even Zi Qiao nodded heavily several times.

Although he is Xiao Xiaobu's biological father and Meijia's biological husband, he can't stand it if he keeps going like this!

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Yifei looked at everyone and said, "I know you are all tired, but childbirth is a major event in life, and a woman has to go to the gate of hell to give birth to a child!

For the sake of Mika and the cute baby, we will practice a few more times to check and fill in the gaps, just in case! "

"If you persist, you will be fine when the child is born."

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang couldn't help but say, "Mr. Hu, actually giving birth is not that scary. My mother said that when she gave birth to me, she would come out as soon as she gave birth."

"That's right, Yifei." Zhang Wei looked at Yifei and said, "I used to read news that high school girls gave birth in the toilet. I heard that giving birth is like pulling a big baba, not so scary. "

Hearing this, Yi Fei frowned and said, "How can you straight men feel the horror of having a child? You don't even know how painful it was for girls in those days!"

 …  

Yunyou, Curry Sauce and Dali nodded again and again after hearing the words.

Yifei thought for a while and said, "The hospital has a childbirth experience machine, which allows boys to experience the pain of giving birth. Come and experience it with me tomorrow, and see if you dare to speak nasty words."

When Zhang Wei heard that he was going to experience the pain of giving birth, he raised his hand weakly and said, "Yi Fei, I'm afraid of the pain, can I not go?"

"Yes." Yifei smiled kindly at Zhang Wei, and said, "As long as you all pay attention and cooperate with the exercise, you may not go."

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang said decisively, "I choose to experience labor pains!"

"Me too!" Zi Qiao and Guan Gu said.

Ji Yu has never despised a girl's childbirth. I heard that Ji's mother had a difficult childbirth when she gave birth to him, and she really passed the gate of hell.

He looked at Yifei and said, "I attach great importance to the exercise, but I don't think it is necessary to be so frequent and consume my physical strength. Can I not go?"

Yi Fei was a little surprised when she heard the words: "Ji Yu, aren't you afraid?"

Ji Yu: "..."

He really didn't.

Glancing at Ji Yu vigorously, he said, "Mr. Hu, I'm very interested in experiencing labor pains. I'll go with you tomorrow."

When Ji Yu heard the words, he resolutely changed his words: "I'll go too!"

Dali has gone to experience the labor pains, what reason does he have for not going!

As soon as he finished speaking, Yifei asked Dali with a smile: "Dali, are you going to experience this, are you planning to have children directly after getting engaged?"

Ji Yu: "???!" Inch.

Chapter 226

Dali heard Yifei's words and was stunned for a moment.

She hadn't thought about it at all, she was just interested in tenth-degree pain.

Besides, she and her cousin have not reached that stage yet. Is it too early to think about having a child?

Thinking vigorously, suddenly realized that Ji Yu and Ji Yu will be engaged in a few days, and after the engagement, they will definitely...

Thinking of some plots that Fei Lu refused to write, Dali blushed.

She shook her head, scattered the images in her mind, looked at Yifei, and said, "Mr. Hu, don't think about it, I'm going back to my room to sleep."

When you're done, turn around and leave.

Ji Yu noticed that vigorously walking is a bit of the same hand.

Is the little cousin nervous about having a baby?

Ji Yu lowered his head and thought for a while, and decided that he must have a good experience tomorrow. After vigorously giving birth in the future, he will know how painful it is.

……

The next morning.

Yi Fei took Ji Yu and others to the maternity hospital.

Yifei said as he walked: "The childbirth experience machine uses a weak current to stimulate muscle contraction, simulating the pain experienced during childbirth. The pain ranges from 1 to 10.

If you can survive 10 minutes at level 15, you are considered a real man, and the doctor will issue a certificate. "

"And a certificate?!" When the boys heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up.

Zhao Haitang patted herself and said, "From childhood to adulthood, I will get a certificate no matter what, I've got this certificate!"

"I want to get a certificate too, Yoyo will definitely think I'm a man." Guan Gu said.

"If I get the certificate, I will hang it in the law firm, so that when people come to me to adjust their emotional conflicts, they will definitely look at me with admiration." Zhang Wei said with a smile.

Ziqiao looked at Meijia's photo, clenched her fist, and said, "Don't worry, Meijia, I will definitely get the certificate!"

Ji Yu didn't say anything when he saw that everyone was so active.

Compared with the certificate, he wanted to know how painful the tenth-grade labor pain was.

While talking, everyone walked into the childbirth experience room.

The decoration in the experience room is very simple. The doctor's office area is on the far left, and the hospital bed and delivery experience machine are in the middle. The indoor equipment is at a glance.

When the doctor saw Yifei, a kind smile appeared on his face: "Woman, are you here again?"

"Woman?" Dali was a little puzzled when he heard the doctor's address to Yifei.

Ji Yu glanced at the doctor and stared.

Isn't this Master Huang Hui Feng Huang!

After Ji Yu recognized Huang Huifeng, Zi Qiao and others quickly recognized him.

"Master Huang!"

"Huang Huifeng!"

"Why are you here?!"

Zi Qiao and Guan Gu were very surprised. Zi Qiao stepped forward and patted Master Huang, "Are you healed from your internal injury?"

"Yeah." Master Huang nodded and said with a smile: "I have been raised a long time ago. Later, I felt that it was a little dangerous to venture into the world, so I came to the hospital to work."

Hearing this, Ziqiao turned his attention to Yifei.

He had reason to suspect that the danger in Master Huang's mouth was referring to Hu Yifei!

Zhao Haitang was a little surprised to see that everyone knew each other.

He tasted Master Huang's name and said, "This doctor's name is Huang Feihong?"

"Your pronunciation is not standard." Master Huang looked at Zhao Haitang and said solemnly, "Come, read with me. Huang~hui~feng~, my name is Huang Huifeng."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Whose pronunciation is not standard? ?

Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, he whispered, "Master Huang's name is quite personal."

"Yeah." Ji Yu nodded with a smile.

The first time he saw this character's plot, he burst out laughing.

"Right." Ji Yu remembered what Master Huang said, looked at Yifei, and asked curiously, "Have you been here before?"

Otherwise, how could Master Huang say 'again'?

Yifei did not deny it, but nodded: "I brought Zeng Xiaoxian here."

"Teacher Zeng has been here too?" Zi Qiao looked surprised and said, "How was his grades?"