I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

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Yifei recalled that when Zeng Xiaoxian was lying on the hospital bed, he panicked and kept screaming, and then he was so frightened that he fainted.

Yifei felt a little humiliated just thinking about it, and answered vaguely, "He surprised me."

After speaking, he gave Master Huang a wink and warned him not to shake out Zeng Xiaoxian's dark history.

Master Huang nodded to show his understanding.

He looked at Ji Yu and said, "Which one of you will come first?"

"I'll go first!" Zhao Haitang raised her hand decisively and said, "I want to be the first to get the certificate!"

No one was arguing with him, and Zhao Haitang quickly lay on the bed.

Ziqiao took out his mobile phone and started a live broadcast, saying: "Good morning everyone, today Uncle Bu is broadcasting a live broadcast of a man giving birth to a baby!

The first challenger is a young man, a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers. Guess what level he can last?Guess right, there is a small surprise gift! "

Netizens quickly posted a barrage: "On his appearance, he should not survive three episodes."

Ziqiao: "???"

Zhao Haitang, who glanced at the barrage curiously: "???"

Challenge to have children to be criticized for their looks?

This netizen is too strict!

When the netizen posted the barrage, Master Huang attached the electrode pads to Zhao Haitang and reminded: "Remember, when it doesn't work, you have to stop, and don't pull out the electrode pads with your hands."

"Understood." Zhao Haitang nodded, smiling brightly, looking not afraid at all.

Seeing this, Master Huang said, "I started, level 1."

After pressing the button, Zhao Haitang was unmoved. He raised his eyebrows and said to the netizens, "It doesn't hurt at all, it's almost like a mosquito bite."

After he finished speaking, he looked at Master Huang: "Let's go straight to level 4, a few more mosquitoes."

"Are you sure?" Master Huang asked.

"Sure!" Zhao Haitang nodded heavily, and compared her heart to the live broadcast room...  

Suddenly, a strong electric current entered his stomach, and the muscles contracted for a while, causing Zhao Haitang to grin in pain, and Bi Xin's fingers clenched into fists, looking very uncomfortable.

"A mosquito at level 1, shouldn't level 4 be a mosquito at level [-]?" Zhao Haitang gritted his teeth and said intermittently, "I...how do I feel...in my stomach...a durian is walking..."

Ji Yu wanted to laugh when he heard Zhao Haitang's words.

This description is quite vivid.

"Although we said you can't survive three episodes, you don't have to fight like that, right?"

"It's okay to go straight to level 4!"

"There is also this kind of experience machine near my home. I have been there to watch it, and the people who experience it are really painful."

"Anyway, give my little brother a compliment, it's really not easy for us girls!"

Ziqiao saw that someone in the live broadcast room gave a small gift, and quickly told Zhao Haitang the good news.

When Zhao Haitang heard this, she was immediately excited: "I insist, I will definitely get the certificate! I will definitely not live up to everyone's expectations!"

"Level 5." Master Huang heard Zhao Haitang's words and silently added a level to him.

Zhao Haitang rolled her eyes, and her facial features were almost distorted.

This is so painful!

But considering that the live broadcast is still live, and that he still has female fans, Zhao Haitang clenched his fists and said, "I can do it. Level 5 doesn't hurt at all."

"Level 6." Master Huang continued to intensify his efforts.

Zhao Haitang's stomach shrank, the pain doubled, and the pain rushed to his head along the nerves, making his expression change greatly.

Apart from the pain, he has no thoughts now. In the pain, he remembered what Master Huang said and said quickly, "Stop, stop, stop! I was wrong! Stop!!!!"

When Master Huang heard it, he decisively stopped the current.

Feeling that her stomach was back again, Zhao Haitang breathed a sigh of relief.

He got off the bed, looked at the others, and said, "I advise you to give up. I can't hold the pain at level 6, and it will definitely kill people at level 10!"

After listening vigorously, he said, "You can't do it, it doesn't mean others can't, I'll try it."

"Wait." Ji Yu took Dali's hand and said, "I'll come first."

Netizens heard Ji Yu's voice and quickly posted a barrage: "This voice is so good!!"

"Which little brother is that? He looks very handsome as soon as he hears it!!"

"Uncle, give the little brother the camera, I want to see it!"

Netizens gave gifts while talking.

Ziqiao was stunned when she saw how enthusiastic the netizens were!

"Ji Yu didn't even show his face, but he actually has hundreds of gifts! It's more than all Zhao Haitang's gifts combined!"

Zhao Haitang: "????"

Not only does he feel pain in his stomach now, but his heart also hurts.

The difference in treatment between him and Ji Yu is too great! .

Chapter 227

When Zhao Haitang was autistic, Ji Yu lay on the bed.

Zi Qiao held up her mobile phone and approached Ji Yu. Netizens went crazy when they saw Ji Yu.

"This is too handsome!!"

"Mom asked me why I was licking my phone screen."

"Xiang Shang's photo album in his hand will not be fragrant in an instant!"

"Little brother is even more handsome than a star!!"

"I have an impression of this little brother. He seems to have participated in an online variety show, and his personal editing is very popular!"

"Yes, yes, I have seen it too, little brother is not only handsome, but also a rich second generation!"

"Little brother, do you lack a girlfriend? I can!!"

Netizens frantically swiped the bullet screens and gifts. The autistic Zhao Haitang glanced at the live broadcast room because of curiosity, and instantly became even more autistic.

Why is Ji Yu so hot, he refuses to accept it!

Dali also glanced at the live broadcast room and saw that the netizens wanted to be Ji Yu's girlfriend, so he couldn't help appearing on the scene to hold Ji Yu's hand and said, "Come on, I will always be with you."

Seeing this, netizens immediately knew that Dali was Ji Yu's girlfriend, and their little hearts were broken.

"Sure enough, good men are not my turn."

"One thing to say, the little sister is so beautiful and matches the little brother!"

"Handsome guys really choose beautiful women. Romance novels are all deceptive."

"Romance novels are not deceiving. Although the heroine 17 in the novel is silly and sweet, she is very good looking!"

"By the way, do handsome guys really like silly white sweets who can be beat by looks?"

"Of course not! You probably don't know how powerful this young lady is. I belong to the same school as her, and she is my senior.

He is already a graduate student at a young age. He publishes numerous papers every year. He has a soft scholarship and a very high IQ! "

"??? So arrogant!"

"No matter how high your IQ is, in the end it's not about choosing a boyfriend based on money."

"I'm speechless. When my boyfriend has money, he says she chooses people based on money? Do you want to be so sour?"

"That's right, in addition to being rich, little brother is also a good person!

How many people are willing to experience labor pains for their girlfriends these days?If I meet such a person, no matter whether they have money or not, I will definitely be moved! "

When male netizens saw this sentence, they replied: "I do!"

"Is Miss Miss missing a boyfriend? I can!"

"Although I don't have money and I'm not handsome enough, I'll definitely stay in bed longer than him!"

"I fucking suspect a car is upstairs, and I have evidence!"

"I'm sorry, I missed a word of illness. I move bricks at the construction site every day, and my physical fitness is better. Grade 10 labor pains are trivial!"

While netizens were bragging, Ji Yu had already begun to experience labor pains.

In order to experience it more clearly, Ji Yu started from the first level and gradually moved up.

Holding Ji Yu's hand vigorously, he asked curiously, "Cousin, can you tell me what each level of labor pains feels like?"

Ji Yu had already experienced level 2, and when he heard Dali's words, he opened his mouth and said, "Level 1 is like being bitten by a mosquito, and level 2 feels like a little needle is being pierced by Mama Rong in her stomach."

"puff."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Mummy Rong's small needles are alright!"

"This description is so interesting. Although I know my little brother has a stomachache, I still want to laugh."

Seeing that Ji Yu had adjusted to level 2, Master Huang said, "The next level is level 3, girls have mild physical pain."

When the words fell, he pressed the button, and the current on the electrode pads increased sharply.

Ji Yu felt that his stomach was sore and numb, not a sharp pain like a needle stick, but felt that his stomach had turned into a pool of mud, the whole body fell, and he wanted to go to the toilet, but he didn't want to. virtual.

Hearing Ji Yu's words, the female netizens smashed gifts even more crazy.

"Yes, yes, that's how it feels!"

"I do this every time I come to my aunt!"