I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"The description is too accurate!!"

As a boy, Ji Yu really didn't know how painful the girls were in those days. Now, there is only one thought in his mind.

It's not easy being a girl!

The most frightening thing is that this uncomfortable feeling is only a slight physical pain!

Seeing Ji Yu's complicated expression, Dali hurriedly ran to pour him a cup of hot water.

"I've always been curious, does drinking hot water really work?" Zi Qiao wondered.

Ji Yu finished drinking the hot water and said, "Yes."

There are also crazy brushes in the barrage.

"It would be even better if a boyfriend rubbed his belly!"

Seeing that Ji Yu's experience was almost the same, Master Huang said, "Level 4, a girl has moderate physical pain."

As soon as the current increased, Ji Yu felt more uncomfortable in his stomach.

According to Zhao Haitang, there seems to be a durian walking in the stomach.However, he felt that Zhao Haitang's description was not accurate.

"When the current just increased to level 4, it did feel like a durian was walking. But now, I feel like the durian has stepped on a banana peel and started to slip all over the place."

"That's right." Zhao Haitang heard Ji Yu's words and said quickly, "That's how I felt at the time! The durian has blood all over his stomach!"

Ji Yu: "..."

Zhao Haitang said this, why does it feel more painful?

"Level 5." Master Huang continued to increase the current: "The girl has severe physical pain."

As soon as the words fell, Ji Yu felt that there was an extra durian in his stomach.

"This durian is a durian with banana peels thrown around. Two durians fought, one holding a red-hot iron rod and the other holding a frozen ice ballast, and they fought each other frantically!" Ji Yu reluctantly explained to everyone.

Netizens burst into laughter when they heard Ji Yu's words.

"Although I know that my little brother hurts, why is it so funny!"

"I finally know why my girlfriend came to my aunt to take painkillers. Who can stand it!"

"Come on, little brother, I'll give you a gift!"

Holding Ji Yu's hand vigorously, he said, "Come on!"

Ji Yu closed his eyes and motioned Master Huang to increase the current to level 6.

The next moment, Ji Yu felt that his stomach was full of durians.

He held his strong hand tightly and reluctantly said: "My stomach hurts even more, it seems that durians are fighting each other and attracting the durian police. Two durians are running in front, and the durian police are chasing them. Countless durians are sliding around in their stomachs. go."

Netizens heard the words and continued to brush gifts while laughing.

Soon, level 7.

The pain this time was not the same as the previous swelling pain, but a sudden and severe pain.

Ji Yu grabbed his strong hand and said with all his strength, "This kind of feeling is a lot like when I was playing with a rock when I was a child, and the rock suddenly fell and hit my feet hard, and I was still wearing sandals.

You hold your foot and yell, and suddenly a nail goes right into your thumb nail..."

"hiss!!!!!"

When Ziqiao heard Ji Yu's words, they all covered their ears in discomfort.

"Don't talk, don't talk, it sounds so painful!!"

"Can't you continue to use durian as an analogy!"

"It's a stone, a nail, and a fingernail, it hurts too much!!"

In addition to Ziqiao, netizens are also very frazzled.

This wave of descriptions is too real, they can imagine how painful it is just by listening to it.

Master Huang tasted Pin Jiyu's words, and he also shuddered uncomfortably, and said, "Level 8."

The current increased again, Ji Yu let go of his strong hand with the only remaining reason, and grabbed the railing next to him.

He grinded his posterior molars and said, "Grade 8 labor pains, it hurts like being kicked lightly."

Zi Qiao listened to a few and silently protected herself.

Because the labor pains are continuous, Ji Yu feels that his light is repeatedly kicked horizontally, how uncomfortable it is!

He looked at Master Huang and said, "Continue."

"Level 9!" Master Huang increased the current again.

Ji Yu's expression changed and he didn't speak.

The pain I feel now is probably the light being twisted and twisted like a rag.

Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, he wanted to help, but he didn't know what he could do.

She put her hand on the back of Ji Yu's hand and said softly, "Cousin, come on, I will always be with you."

Apart from these words, she seemed to be unable to do anything, and her heart was full of powerlessness.

At this moment, Dali was inexplicably happy.

Fortunately, she will give birth to the child in the future, not her cousin.

Master Huang looked at Ji Yu and said, "If it doesn't work, stop."

"Continue - continue." Ji Yu choked out two words.

Master Huang heard the words and increased the current to the maximum.

"Level 10!".

Chapter 228

When the current intensity reached level 10, Ji Yu's brain went blank for a while.

At this moment, he couldn't think of any metaphor, and there was pain in his mind in addition to pain.

He gripped the railing beside the bed so tightly that his teeth seemed to be crushed.

Vigorously saw the fine sweat on Ji Yu's forehead, and hurriedly drew paper to help wipe it.

But after drying, it will come back soon, like pain, and it will not stop at all.

Seeing this scene vigorously, my little heart couldn't stop hurting.

She twitched her head, held Ji Yu's hand, and said, "We won't have another child after giving birth, and we will never give birth again!"

Ji Yu: "????"

Yi Fei was stunned for a moment when she saw Ji Yu, and her inspiration flashed, and she said to divert Ji Yu's attention: "Hurry up! Work harder! You can already see the child's head!!"

Ji Yu: "????"

Zi Qiao and Guan Gu saw Ji Yu's reaction to this, and quickly said, "I have seen the child's shoulder, come on!"

"Strength! Imagine a blooming flower below you!" Guan Gu said.

Ji Yu: "..."

Suddenly want to go to the toilet swollen?

Netizens in the live broadcast room all laughed out loud when they heard these words.

"It's too funny, it makes it seem like the little brother is really giving birth to a baby!"

"Isn't it true? My little brother is experiencing 10-level labor pains, exactly the same as the pain of giving birth!"

"Little brother is a ruthless man, he can endure for so long!"

"My little brother's friends are very powerful, don't think these words sound outrageous, they are actually very useful!"

"Look carefully, after the sweat on the little brother's face was wiped off, there is no new sweat!"

Netizens saw this barrage and carefully observed it.

"It really is!!"

"This way of diverting attention is okay!"

"I've learned it! I'll say this when my wife gives birth!"

"Are you stupid upstairs? My little brother is a man, so I find it funny when I hear these words, and my attention will be diverted.

But when girls give birth, they don't feel funny when they hear it! "

"That's right!"

"It's okay, I think I can still prepare some jokes. After my wife gives birth, I'll tell her a joke next to me! It should be useful~ˇ!"

"Come on, little brother, you can do it!"

"Come on, little brother!"

The netizens chatted for a while, and finally unified the barrage, and they all cheered, and the gifts were smashed like they didn't want money!

Zhang Wei also clenched his fists to cheer Ji Yu, and shouted: "Strength! Don't stop! The baby like you will shrink back!!"

"Come on, the baby is halfway out!"

Ji Yu: "????"

If it weren't for the pain in the eggs, he really thought he was giving birth to a child.

Time passed by minute by minute.

In the cheers of everyone, Ji Yu endured 15 minutes.

Master Huang stopped the electricity on time and raised his hand to applaud Ji Yu: "Congratulations! The challenge is successful!"

When the others heard Master Huang's words, they all reacted and said, "Congratulations!"

"Mother and son are safe!"