I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu: "..."

Mother and son are alright.

Ji Yu was numb from the electric shock, he propped himself up and sat up, looked at his legs, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Still.

Seeing Ji Yu looking around, Zi Qiao thought for a while, and said, "Are you looking for a baby? The baby was carried by the nurse to be weighed, and will be carried over later, don't worry."

Ji Yu: "????"

Zi Qiao is too deep into the play.

"Cousin." Holding Ji Yu's hand vigorously, he looked worried: "Are you feeling any discomfort?"

"No." Ji Yu's voice was a little hoarse.

Dali quickly handed him a glass of water, Ji Yu drank it to moisten his throat, found his mobile phone and sent a message to Ji's mother.

I didn't say anything, I just said thank you and said hard work.

After truly experiencing childbirth, he realized how difficult it was for his mother.

Ziqiao happened to film this scene, and the netizens in the live broadcast room saw the content of the message, and their noses were inexplicably sour.

"I'm really a fan of this little brother! After the experience, I immediately sent a message to my mother, and my mother must be very moved!"

"When I was a child, my dad told me that my birthday was my mother's day, and every time I celebrated my birthday, I would thank my mother for bringing me into this world!"

"Ahhh, I'm going to message my mom too! I love her!!"

Netizens frantically gave Ji Yu gifts.

Zi Qiao glanced at the live broadcast room and was taken aback.

From his live broadcast to the present, all the gifts added up have not had this wave!

Ji Yu is really too strong!

Zhao Haitang noticed the movement in the live broadcast room, and there was no other emotion in her heart except surprise.

I have to say, Ji Yu is indeed a real man!

This time, he was convinced!

"Ding dong."

Suddenly, Ji Yu's phone received a new message.

Netizens speculated that it was Ji's mother who replied.

Ji Yu glanced at him, his expression a little complicated.

Ji's mother: "How much pocket money do you want? Just tell me."

Zi Qiao took a picture of the news after obtaining Ji Yu's consent. Netizens burst into laughter when they saw Ji's mother's reply.

"Hahahahaha this is too real!"

"Auntie: To be diligent for nothing, I must be short of money!"

"Just like my mother, I died laughing."

"Ding dong."

While netizens were laughing wildly, Ji Yu received another transfer message.

When it comes to property privacy, Zi Qiao quickly moved the camera away, but sharp-eyed netizens still noticed the 0 behind, very, very many.

"." I was wrong, my aunt and my mother are totally different! "

"The big family is really hammered!"

"This large string of zeros has blinded my eyes. Is this the pocket money of the rich second generation?"

"No, no, I don't have so much pocket money for the second-generation rich, and the second-generation rich are also divided into three, six, and nine!"

"Ah ah ah ah, my little brother is so rich, I love him!"

When netizens were crazy about Ji Yu, they vigorously helped Ji Yu get off the bed.

Ji Yu's legs were a little weak after being electrocuted.

He leaned on Dali and said with a smile, "I got through."

"Yeah." Dali nodded with a smile, very proud of Ji Yu.

Ji Yu raised his hand on Dali's head and said, "Although I know you can survive it, I don't want you to suffer this pain.

When we have children in the future, we will be pain-free. "

Now that the painless delivery technology is very mature, after the painless treatment, the pain can be reduced a lot, and it should be below grade [-].

Hearing Ji Yu's words vigorously, he said (Nuo Wang Zhao): "Sister Meijia said that beating without pain may lower her IQ."

It's not just Mika who said that, there is a scientific basis for this.

Ji Yu heard the words, rubbed Dali's head, and said, "It's okay, even if your IQ becomes the same as Dali, I will love you forever."

vigorously:"!!!"

Hearing Ji Yu's words, Dali's little heart couldn't stop beating wildly.

She couldn't help herself for a while, so she couldn't help kissing Ji Yu on tiptoe.

other people:"????"

This wave of dog food really came unexpectedly!

"I don't need to eat at noon, I'm full." Zhang Wei said and hiccupped.

"Isn't Ji Yu a straight man? Why is he so flirtatious!" Yifei looked surprised.

"Even if your IQ becomes the same as Duili, I will love you forever..." Zi Qiao said, "Who can stand this!!"

"Ji Yujun is really good!" Guan Gu's eyes were full of admiration.

Zhao Haitang: "..."

Is he the only one who doesn't know who Duili is? ? .

Chapter 229

Master Huang was forcibly fed wave dog food, and after tasting it carefully, it was actually quite delicious.

I've been single for too long, and I'm used to eating dog food...

He shook his head, took out a certificate wrapped in a photo frame from the drawer, walked over to Ji Yu, smiled and said, "Congratulations on passing the challenge!

You are the 2748th man in this hospital to pass the 10th grade labor pains. We present you a certificate of ten pains, please accept it! "

"Thank you." Ji Yu took the award with a smile.

From childhood to adulthood, he has also won many awards, but this one took a lot of effort.

Ji Yu is going to put it away as a souvenir.

Netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene and fired barrages one after another.

"group photo!"

"Front row!!"

"Little brother is really awesome!"

"congratulations!"

Together with the gift, the barrage quickly swiped the live broadcast room.

Zhang Wei looked at the certificate in Ji Yu's hand, and admired and envied.

He walked quickly to the bedside and lay down, and said, "I want to challenge too! I want to get a certificate too!!"

Seeing that Zhang Wei was so active and didn't dawdle, Master Huang quickly put electrodes on Zhang Wei and said, "What level do you want to start from?"

Zhang Wei heard the words and thought about it carefully.

Levels [-] and [-] are trivial, and levels [-], [-], and [-] are all girls' physical pain...

Zhang Wei felt that no matter how afraid of pain, he should be stronger than girls, and it shouldn't be a problem to survive his aunt's pain.

So he looked at Master Huang and said, "Let's go straight to level 5, I can do it, I'm @*~#..., *#!!!"

When Zhang Wei said that he was level 5, Master Huang turned on the current.

A strong electric current penetrates the skin, penetrates into the muscles, and stimulates the muscles to contract for a while, and the severe pain reaches the brain.

Zhang Wei lost his mind in an instant, and all kinds of nonsense words rushed out of his mouth.

It hurts so much, it hurts so much!

Netizens couldn't help laughing when they saw Zhang Wei's reaction.

"This guy is too wicked, I can do it!"

"I thought he was a king just like my little brother, but I didn't expect it to be a bronze."

"Look at his face, it hurts to the point of distortion, tenth-level Yan Yi hahahahahaha."

The netizens laughed heartlessly, Zhang Wei held onto the railing tightly, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Thinking that Zhao Haitang had reached level 6, Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and looked at Master Huang, and said with difficulty, "Continue!"

"Are you sure?" Master Huang hesitated.

"Yes, yes!" Zhang Wei said, clenching his teeth tightly, waiting for the next severe pain with all his strength.

Seeing Zhang Wei's firm expression, Master Huang increased the current to level 6.

The moment the current increased, Zhang Wei twitched, and Ji Yu was frightened.

Zhang Wei won't be stunned directly, will he?

"Lawyer Zhang, you should give up. I can't hold the pain at level 6. It's not ashamed to give up at this level." Zhao Haitang advised.