I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"Yeah Zhang Wei, isn't that just a certificate? I'll help you get one later!" Zi Qiao said.

When Zhang Wei heard Zi Qiao's words, he paled and shook his head.

Zi Qiao doesn't understand, he is not just for the certificate now.

After holding on for a while at level 6, Zhang Wei looked at Master Huang and said, "Level 7."

When Master Huang heard the words, he didn't say much, and added a current to Zhang Wei.

Grade 7 labor pains were particularly severe, and Ji Yu's face changed when he got here.

In less than three seconds, Zhang Wei screamed and gave up: "Stop, stop, stop! I can't do it!"

When Master Huang heard this, he quickly turned off the electricity.

Zhang Wei lay on the hospital bed, gasping for breath.

Yi Fei poured him a glass of water, and after a while, Zhang Wei looked at Ji Yu and said, "Master, I didn't embarrass you, Zhao Haitang can't do it at level 6, I managed to get to level 7!"

Ji Yu was stunned when he heard Zhang Wei's words.

Is Zhang Wei holding on so hard to defeat Zhao Haitang?

Although he had never put Zhao Haitang in his eyes, Zhao Haitang often challenged him. Maybe in Zhang Wei's opinion, when there was a competition or challenge, Zhao Haitang was the enemy of the two of them.

So even if it hurts to the point of breaking out in a cold sweat, Zhang Wei is stronger than Zhao Haitang...

Ji Yu: "..."

Inexplicably moved, what's the matter?

At this time, Ji Yu didn't know what to say. Thinking of what Ji's mother said to him, Ji Yu looked at Zhang Wei and said, "How much pocket money do you want?"

Zhang Wei: "????"

"Pfft." Dali heard Ji Yu's words and couldn't help laughing.

She knew that her cousin must understand what Lawyer Zhang meant. After all, her cousin was so smart.

It's just that my cousin doesn't know how to express himself.

Zhang Wei also quickly reacted, knowing that Ji Yu was joking, rubbed his hands, and said, "100 yuan! It can't be any less!"

Ji Yu smiled, took out his mobile phone and transferred the account to Zhang Wei.

Zhao Haitang felt a little sour when she saw the two playing so well.

He is the one who obviously gets along with Lawyer Zhang day and night...

and many more!

How does this idea feel gaygay? ?

After Zhang Wei's challenge, Yi Fei helped him down, and Guan Gu hurriedly lay down on the hospital bed, seamlessly connecting.

His face was full of eagerness to try, and he looked at Master Huang and said, "Master, I want to experience level 6 directly! I'm a neon warrior, and I'm only in labor pains at level [-]!"

Seeing that Guan Gu was so confident, Master Huang gave him level 6 directly.

In an instant, a violent electric current was introduced into Guan Gu's muscles, Guan Gu's eyes widened, and he shouted: "お Mother さ ん が け て く れ て, die に そ う で す!"

Hearing Guan Gu speak his native language, Master Huang looked puzzled and said, "What is he talking about?"

Dali quickly translated: "Guan Gu Jun thinks he is dying, turn off the electricity!"

"Oh oh oh!" Master Huang heard the words and quickly turned off the electricity.

"Yuyou, I'm sorry, I may not be able to accompany you any more... Oh Duosang, oh Kasang, forgive my unfilial piety..." Guan Gu said goodbye to his dear ones in neon language while shaking.

Ji Yu, who understood the whole process: "..."

Is it so exaggerated!

Yifei and Ziqiao helped Guan Gu off the bed. The two comforted Guan Gu for a while, and finally pulled Guan Gu out of fear.

Guan Gu looked at Zi Qiao and said, "I finally know why the girls choose to have a caesarean section! The labor pain is more painful than suicide by cutting the abdomen!"

After Guan Gu finished speaking, he looked at Ji Yu, and the admiration in his eyes deepened: "Ji Yujun, you are so amazing that you can survive level 10! You are the real samurai!"

Hearing this, Ji Yu waved his hand and said, "I don't dare to do it, I just have thick skin."

Master Huang heard Ji Yu's words and said, "The current is directly transmitted into the body, and it has nothing to do with the thickness of the skin. If you can survive level 10, you are indeed amazing."

Ji Yu: "..."

Stop boasting, he will swell. .

Chapter 230

Seeing that Zhang Wei and Guan Gu were annihilated one after another, Zi Qiao rolled up his sleeves and said, "We have so many people here today. If Ji Yu succeeds in one challenge, it will be too shameful."

"Next, let's see what the God of War Lu Bu is!"

After speaking, Zi Qiao lay down on the bed and said to Master Huang, "It's level 7. I've had kidney stones before, so I'm not afraid of pain!"

When the words fell, an electric current flowed out of the electrode pads, and penetrated into Zi Qiao's muscles like a fine needle.

Zi Qiao's body tightened, her face flushed with pain, she gritted her teeth and said, "This thing is more exciting than a stone!"

"Do you want to continue?" Master Huang asked.

"Continue!" Zi Qiao said.

"Level 8."

As the current increased, the needles stuck in the muscles seemed to suddenly grow barbs. These needles moved in the muscles, and the pain made Ziqiao's scalp numb. He twitched all over and said, "Help! Help!!"

Master Huang didn't know if Zi Qiao wanted him to stop, or if he was shouting and playing to release the pressure.

Just as he was about to ask, he saw that Zi Qiao couldn't bear it anymore, so he pulled out the electrodes with his hands.

Seeing this, Master Huang hurriedly said: "Don't pull it, don't pull it!"

Zi Qiao's head is now blank with pain, and she has no senses. She has no idea what Master Huang is talking about.

All he knew was that as long as the electrodes were pulled out, he would no longer be in pain.

However, just as Zi Qiao's hand touched the electrode pad, an even stronger current was drawn from the electrode pad, causing Zi Qiao to twitch.

When Ji Yu saw this scene, he pulled back vigorously in a conditioned reflex.

Others followed suit, for fear that Quilt Qiao would be involved.

Master Huang hurriedly shut down the birthing experience machine. Zi Qiao collapsed after a while, her head tilted, and she fainted.

Seeing this, Yifei became anxious: "Master, what should he do now?"

"Calm down, don't panic." Master Huang said calmly, "It's an old situation, and many people who came here to experience were stunned.

The machine has protective devices and will not cause too much damage to the human body. He will wake up by himself in a while. "

After Ji Yu heard it, he pulled a chair over and sat down, saying, "Then let's wait until Zi Qiao wakes up before going back, so that he won't wake up."

Master Huang: "???"

Why does this sound so scary?

10 minute later.

Zi Qiao woke up faintly, his whole body was still shaking, and he couldn't say a word other than pain.

Master Huang said that this is a normal situation, and it will improve significantly in an hour.

When everyone saw that Zi Qiao was awake, they did not continue to consume it, and left the hospital with help.

……

Love Apartments.

3601.

Mika, Yoyo and Curry Sauce are sitting on the sofa watching a variety show.

The three of them laughed very happily.

Hearing the door open, the three of them looked towards the door in unison.

I saw Zhang Wei and Guan Gu supporting Zi Qiao and tremblingly walked in from the outside.

When Mika saw this, a bold thought flashed in her heart, and she guessed, "The three of you, were you struck by lightning while walking on the road together?"

Ji Yu walking behind: "???"

Are you so imaginative?

Seeing that the three of them looked really weak, Mika stopped joking and said, "I know you guys are going to experience the labor pains, how do you feel?

Is it painful?Still very painful? "

Zhang Wei and Guan Gu helped Zi Qiao to sit down on the sofa, and when they heard Mei Jia's words, Zhang Wei said first, "Do you know how painful it is for Mammy Rong to get acupuncture?"

Mika nodded when she heard the words.

"Rong Chacha needles? It doesn't feel very painful." Youyou said.

"Do you know how painful a fracture is?" Zhang Wei continued to ask.

"I know." Mika continued to nod her head, feeling a little flustered.

"Having a baby is as painful as a broken bone?" Yoyo thought about it and felt that she could bear it.

Zhang Wei didn't answer Yoyo's question, but continued to ask, "Do you know how painful migraines are?"

Mika and Yunyou probably knew it and nodded.

"What about the breakup?"

Mika and Yoyo continued to nod.

Zhang Wei asked a few more pain points, and after confirming that Mika and Yoyo both knew how painful it was, Zhang Wei said, "The toe kicked at the corner of the table, fractured, Mama Rong had needles, broke up, lost love, migraine...

All of these add up, and it doesn't hurt to have a baby! "

Mika: "??????"