I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Before, when Mika was pregnant, Ziqiao spent a lot of money on an excellent mattress in order to make her sleep more comfortable.

As soon as I lay down I want to sleep.

Simply sinful!

In order to keep himself awake, Zi Qiao walked to the window and took out his mobile phone to read a novel while blowing the wind.

Seeing that she couldn't persuade Meijia, she resolutely walked to Ji Yu's side and pleaded, "Ji Yu, Zi Qiao has not slept for two days, can you persuade him?

He listens to you the most! "

Ji Yu heard the words and felt that the situation was indeed a bit serious.

He nodded to Mika and walked over to Ziqiao.

Zi Qiao is still watching "Dad Lose Me Again".

Ji Yu said in surprise: "Zi Qiao, you haven't finished this novel yet?"

"There is no serialized novel to read!"

Zi Qiao looked at Ji Yu and looked a little excited: "The author updates more than ten chapters every day, and I have to read it every day!"

Ji Yu: "..."

This sand sculpture novel is estimated to be updated by Ziqiao every day.

Seeing that Ziqiao was so addicted, and that he also had all kinds of anxiety because of the content of the novel, Ji Yu felt that the most important thing now is not to persuade him to sleep, but to divert Ziqiao's attention.

It's best to forget about this poisonous novel in minutes!

The ancients said that if you want to defeat poison, you must use more powerful poison!

So, Ji Yu turned on the phone, took out the pesticide, and said, "Zi Qiao, didn't you always want me to give you a score? I'll take you now."

Zi Qiao's eyes lit up when he heard Ji Yu's words: "You reminded me!"

After finishing speaking, exit the novel page decisively and click on the king.

Uninstall!

Ji Yu: "???"

"You, what are you doing?" Ji Yu couldn't understand this wave of operations.

Isn't it fun to open the dark together?

Why was it suddenly removed?

Zi Qiao looked at Ji Yu and said, "You don't know, one of the chapters the author updated today is about the king!

Dad knelt down for 10 consecutive times, threw his phone into the microwave angrily, and went out to buy groceries.

My daughter was hungry and wanted to warm up a glass of milk for herself, but she didn't find the phone inside, so she turned on the heating button.

As a result, the microwave directly exploded and the daughter was killed.

Dad regretted it too much, practiced his game skills hard, and finally became one of the best e-sports gods.

But... my daughter will never come back..."

After speaking, Zi Qiao was sad, and her eyes were red.

He rubbed his eyes and said seriously: "I will never fight the king again! I will take good care of Xiaoxiaobu!"

Ji Yu: "..."

It was over, Zi Qiao really went crazy.

Zi Qiao calmed down and continued to read the novel.

Looking at it, he suddenly looked at Ji Yu with an urgent expression: "Ji Yu, I have a favor, you must help me!"

Ji Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "What?"

"Teach me how to cook!"

Zi Qiao said, handed the phone to Ji Yu, and said, "The author just updated it again!

What this chapter is about is that after my father divorced, he took care of the children by himself. Because of his poor cooking skills, he could only cook instant noodles for his daughter.

My daughter grew up eating instant noodles, and when she was 18, she eloped with a seller of Guoqiao Rice Noodles.

Since then, the father has never seen his daughter again!

That's horrible! ! "

Ji Yu: "???"

What a crazy plot!

If he sees this author one day, he will definitely feed him ten bowls of instant noodles!

[I haven't asked for a ticket for a long time, today, on the 1st, I humbly ask for a monthly ticket!Thank you for your continued support!Happy Friday everyone. ].

Chapter 250

Considering Ziqiao's current state of mind, Ji Yu would rather let him read novels than teach him to cook.

He was afraid that the kitchen would explode if he didn't pay attention.

In this way, Ziqiao finished reading today's update and started the second brush.

Ji Yu: "..."

He betrayed Mika's trust!

Ji Yu returned to Mika's side, and shook his head regretfully.

Seeing that Ji Yu couldn't be persuaded, Mika lowered her head and sighed, "Let's see if he can sleep tonight, it really won't work, - I'll feed him sleeping pills."

Ji Yu nodded and said helplessly: "It seems that this is the only way-."

After half an hour.

As Xiaobu woke up, the first observation conference ended.

"No!" Yoyo looked at Zi Qiao who had driven him out, and said, "I'm Xiaoxiaobu's aunt, can't you let me watch it for a while?"

It's only been more than half an hour, and she hasn't seen enough at all!

"Little aunt, I know you like Xiaoxiaobu, but the rules are like this, everyone is equal. As long as you watch, you will watch as long as you want."

The expression on Zi Qiao's face was fair and ruthless.

When Yoyo heard Zi Qiao's words, she wanted to spray him with soda water.

In the days when Xiaoxiaobu was born, because Ziqiao was inexperienced, she changed all the diapers!

Now, let's remove the grind and kill the donkey!

Aware of Yunyou's dissatisfaction, Mika hurriedly came over to hold her arm and said, "Yuyou, Zi Qiao has been a little anxious recently, so don't bother with him.

I took a lot of pictures of Xiaobu, let's go to the living room to see. "

When Yunyou heard Mika's words, she was about to nod her head, but she saw Ziqiao clapping her hands suddenly and said, "How come I didn't think of such a good idea!"

After he finished speaking, he looked at everyone and solemnly announced: "I have decided to cancel the face-to-face visit tomorrow and change it to online viewing!"

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Mika: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

"Watch online?" Yifei looked hesitant and said, "Is this what I understand?"

"Be confident."

Ziqiao nodded affirmatively to Yifei, and said, "I will make an online photo album of Xiaobu, and update it in real time! High-definition original image! The effect is not worse than the real one.

In this way, not only can you see Xiaobu, but I don't have to worry about Xiaobu getting sick, killing two birds with one stone! "

"Lu Ziqiao, you... uh!"

After Yunyou listened to Ziqiao's words, her eyes widened, and she was about to complain when her mouth was suddenly covered by Mika.

Mika winked wildly at Yoyo, hoping that Yoyo could put her son Qiao Yima on her face.

"I will persuade him, you believe me." Mei Jia said.

Hearing this, Youyou closed her eyes deeply, then nodded.

After that, everyone left Zi Qiao's room.

Yifei sat on the sofa, crossed her legs, and said, "I've never seen a father who makes such a fuss, and he only shows us the album."

"Understood." Wan Yu waved her hand indifferently, and said, "A newly bought mobile phone has to wear a case."

At this time, Zhao Haitang walked in from outside, holding a bunch of things in his hand, smiling brightly: "Today KFC is on sale, I bought a lot, eat together?"

"Okay, okay!" The curry sauce nodded instantly, reached for the bag, and unpacked it.

Looking at the iPad vigorously, he said, "I don't need it anymore, not long after I finished my meal."

"Bring me a cup of milk tea." Youyou said, "I'm so angry with Lu Ziqiao, I'm going to fire."

"okay!"

Curry sauce smiled and handed Yoyo a cup of pudding milk tea.

Meijia looked at Zhao Haitang and asked curiously, "Are you just having lunch now? What were you doing just now? Xiaobu didn't come to the observation conference."

"I'm writing a novel." Zhao Haitang sat down on the sofa, looking excited: "My novels have been getting more and more hits in the past two days, I think I'm going to be popular!"

"Oh."

When I heard that Zhao Haitang was writing a novel, Mika lost interest.

Now she hears the word "novel" and her head hurts, because of the novel, Zi Qiao doesn't sleep every night!

"Mei Jia." Zi Qiao came out of the bedroom and said, "Xiao Xiaobu misses you, go and accompany her."

After speaking, Zi Qiao walked to the sofa and sat down to eat: "Staying up all night is too exhausting, I need to eat more to replenish energy!"