I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"Haha." Mika smiled softly and said, "Don't talk nonsense, how can you stay up late?"

This product is obviously all night long!

Zi Qiao is very active now. After eating two pairs of chicken wings, a hamburger and a cup of Coke, he turned on his iPad and began to organize Xiao Xiaobu's photos.

Ji Yu sat next to Zi Qiao, glanced curiously, and found that Zi Qiao was taking pictures very seriously.

Looking at it, Ji Yu couldn't help but interject: "Zi Qiao, are your filters too bright?"

Hearing this, Zi Qiao took a serious look and said, "No, Xiaoxiaobu is so bright! You don't know, from the first time I saw her, she was full of hope!

When she opened her eyes, there was a gleam of curiosity in them.

When you stretch out your hand, there is a warm light in your hand.

Even her farts have colorful lights! "

Ji Yu: "????"

Ziqiao, wake up, this is not a Mary Sue novel!

When Curry Sauce heard Zi Qiao's words, she was very surprised: "Uncle, your eyes won't be astigmatism, right?"

"This is the late stage of astigmatism cancer!" Yifei said.

"Don't talk nonsense." Zi Qiao glanced at the two of them and said, "I have no problem with my eyesight, counting the moon at night!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Counting the moons is okay!

Zhan Bo leaned over to look at the photo and said, "Zi Qiao, your skills are too poor. Look at this picture, Xiao Bu has been turned into a piece of shit."

Zi Qiao heard Zhan Bo's words, hehe, and said, "I'm sorry, this photo is of poo."

"Huh!!"

When everyone heard Zi Qiao's words, they all leaned back tactically, and said with disgust, "You're too perverted, you even shoot poop!"

"What do you know?" Zi Qiao looked at the photo and said, "The baby can't speak, and if he is in good health, you can tell by looking at the poop."

After speaking, he turned the iPad over to show everyone, and explained: "Look at this, the poop is golden in color, like full corn, and at a glance, you know that Xiaobu is in good health!"

Zhao Haitang, who is eating corn on the cob: "???"

"vomit--"

Zhao Haitang bent down and retched, and said, "I, I'll go first, you guys eat slowly."

Everyone looked at Zhao Haitang sympathetically and said to Zi Qiao, "It's alright, alright, I know you're serious, you can see the photos yourself, don't disturb us to eat."

Hearing this, Zi Qiao put the iPad back on his lap and muttered, "If you don't look at it, don't look at it. This is the best poop. I'm reluctant to show it to you."

Ji Yu: "..."

Fortunately, he didn't eat, otherwise he would have vomited.

Dali was not so disgusted. She looked at Zi Qiao and said, "Lao Bu, did you turn off the beauty mode when you took a photo? I think the color of the photo is a little distorted."

Ji Yu: "???"

Ziqiao: "???"

Zi Qiao never expected that Dali would discuss Xiao Xiaobu's poop with him!

Hearing Dali's words, Zi Qiao thought about it carefully and said, "It doesn't seem to matter, does it matter?"

"Of course." Dali nodded earnestly and said, "Color distortion will lead to observation errors, which will make it impossible to accurately determine the composition."

"Also." Dali said, stretched out his hand to enlarge the photo, and said, "Look here, the edges are very soft, obviously soft light is used, so the texture of the poop is wrong.

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And, the color of this photo is too bright, obviously filter is used, do you remember what the original texture and original color look like? "

Zhan Bo and Wan Yu were stunned when they heard Dali's words!

Although they knew that Dali was very strong, they never imagined that Dali had such a spirit of scientific research!

Such a person is not a scholar, who is? !

Zi Qiao was inexplicably anxious when she heard Dali's professional analysis.He shouldn't use makeup and filters!

Ziqiao looked around, her eyes lit up, and she said to Dali: "The original texture of poop is a bit like the flour on the roasted chicken wings soaked in water."

Wan Yu Zhan Bo Yi Fei Zhang Wei Guan Gu and others who are eating grilled chicken wings with curry sauce: "????"

"Lu Ziqiao, you are poisonous!"

After everyone finished speaking, they ran away quickly and went straight to the bathroom.

Yunyou glanced at everyone sympathetically, and was very fortunate that she only drank milk tea and did not eat chicken wings.

At this moment, Zi Qiao pointed at Yunyou and said, "The original color of poop is similar to the pudding in Auntie's milk tea!"

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Depend on! !

In an instant, except Ji Yu and Dali, everyone was persuaded to quit by Zi Qiao.

 …  

Seeing this, Zi Qiao shook her head regretfully.

"I just pay close attention to every change of Xiaobu from a scientific point of view. How can they not understand?"

Zi Qiao said, looked at Ji Yu and said, "The last chapter of today's novel is that my father didn't notice the decrease in white blood cells in my daughter's body, which led to her serious illness. It's too bad!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Seeing that Zi Qiao was getting deeper and deeper, Ji Yu felt a little headache.

He took out the game console, ready to play games to change his mood.

"Dali, can you teach me how to distinguish details?" Zi Qiao asked across Ji Yu.

Dali nodded to Zi Qiao across Ji Yu.

ten minutes later.

Ji Yu stood up from the sofa with an expressionless face, and said, "You two talk slowly, I'll go play in the bedroom."

……

night.

Ji Yu's bedroom.

Ji Yuhe and Dali finished their daily exercise, lying on the bed and chatting.

Ji Yu was stunned when he heard that Zi Qiao had vigorously discussed the poop for more than two hours.

Zi Qiao is too boring!

Not only boring, but also a little obsessive.

After calming down, Ji Yu looked at Dali and said, "I think Zi Qiao's situation is a bit serious. He is too anxious. Should we hire a psychiatrist?"

"No need." Dali thought for a while, and said, "Lao Bu is taking it too seriously, I don't think it's enough to hire a psychiatrist.

Besides, I had a good time chatting this afternoon.No one has ever discussed this with me, and I think it's very meaningful to observe baby poop, and I'm going to write a paper. "

Ji Yu: "???"

Can you write a dissertation?

As expected of you!

"Ding dong."

Suddenly, Ji Yu's cell phone rang.

He touched his hand beside the pillow, picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was a message from Zi Qiao: "Ji Yu, have you slept vigorously yet?"

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Ji Yu replied strangely: "Why are you asking this?"

Zi Qiao wouldn't want to talk about pooping vigorously, would he?

Ziqiao quickly replied: "Dali is very enthusiastic about the baby's poop, I'm afraid she will come to steal the baby at night!!"

Ji Yu: "???"

"Are you sure he doesn't need to see a psychiatrist?" Ji Yu handed the phone to Dali.

After reading it vigorously, his eyes widened and he said decisively: "Please! Must please!!"

"The problem of the old cloth is really too serious!" Ding.

Chapter 251

the next day.

Ji Yu and Dali slept until noon.

"Since the two of you lived together, I have never seen Dali get up and run in the morning." Yifei said.

vigorously:"???"

"This, this is all for a reason..." Dali took small sips of water, a blush appeared on his face.

Yifei smiled meaningfully and looked at Dali quietly.

"Cough cough." Ji Yu coughed, changed the subject, and said, "Yifei, I heard that you have seen a psychiatrist before, can you let him come to the apartment?"

"Show it to Ziqiao?" Yifei asked.

Ji Yu nodded: "Yes."

"I've already sent people over." Yifei looked at the time and said, "It's almost time."

Ji Yu was a little surprised when he heard the words: "You also think Zi Qiao needs to see a psychiatrist?"