I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"OK!"

Everyone took out their mobile phones and opened "Dad Lose Me Again".

Zhao Haitang leaned over to Zhang Wei and said with a smile, "Lawyer Zhang, this is your first time reading a novel on this app, right? I'll teach you how to operate it. Comments, rewards, and sharing are very easy."

"No." Zhang Wei said, "I'm not a fan of novels, so I'm not interested in these."

"It doesn't matter if you are interested or not." Zhao Haitang smiled and said, "If you lose, you will have to comment and reward you every day. Learn it now, and then you can use it directly!"

Seeing that Zhao Haitang is so confident in winning, Zhang Wei has only two words: "Haha."

"Zhao Haitang." Curry sauce finished reading a chapter and complained: "Your novel is too poisonous! I want to report you!"

"You don't understand." Zhao Haitang patted herself and said, "I'm magic realism, it's a classic!"

Curry paste: "???"

"Although I don't understand classics, if I were the editor, I would never sign this novel!"

After speaking, Curry Sauce looked at Ji Yu with a look of admiration on his face: "It's still Ji Yu's plot that is interesting, "The Disaster of the Rainy Season" is really good!"

While talking, Zi Qiao walked out of the bedroom a little dejected and said dejectedly: "No, I can't write it, I don't know what name I should give Xiao Xiaobu."

Zi Qiao seemed to be enveloped in a cloud of black mist, looking very low.

Mika felt a little distressed, took his hand and sat by the sofa, and said, "If you can't think of it, don't think about it, we, we..."

As Mika spoke, she winked wildly at everyone.

Zhang Wei understood and immediately sat next to Zi Qiao, saying, "Zi Qiao, why don't we play two games of flying chess? Playing games will help broaden your mind, and maybe you will get inspiration!"

"' 々 No way!"

Zi Qiao heard Zhang Wei's words and said decisively: "In the novel I read, there is a chapter about my father being addicted to flying chess.

As a result, she forgot to breastfeed her daughter, who accidentally starved to death.

I swear, I'll never play Ludo again! "

As Zi Qiao spoke, she stretched out her hand to make a comparison, with a serious expression on her face.

After listening to Zi Qiao's words, everyone looked at Zhao Haitang silently.

Zhao Haitang: "..."

"It's just a coincidence, it's definitely a coincidence!" Zhao Haitang said.

"What kind of coincidence?" Zi Qiao looked at Zhao Haitang with a puzzled expression: "You propose that Xiaobu's name be Lu Qiaohe?"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Did Brother Ziqiao have hallucinations?

Zhao Haitang didn't dare to reveal his identity in front of Ziqiao, and it was difficult to explain to him, so he could only nod his head and said, "Well...what do you think?"

"It's too ugly!" Zi Qiao said.

"Old Bu." Vigorously opened his mouth to divert Ziqiao's attention: "If you don't play flying chess, why don't you go to see the sunrise with Sister Mika tomorrow?

The sunrise is so beautiful, maybe you can think of a very beautiful name when you watch the sunrise. "

Hearing Dali's words, Ziqiao became nervous and said, "No way! You can't watch the sunrise!"

"In the novel I read, there is a chapter about the father and daughter watching the sunrise.

Daughter and dad compete, and watch the sun longer than whoever is.As a result, because they stared directly at the sun for too long, the two (Li Qianzhao) were both blind.

Later, the father and daughter... never saw each other again. "

After speaking, Zi Qiao came out of sadness and almost cried!

Upon seeing this, everyone cast a glance at Zhao Haitang again.

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Inexplicable panic, what's going on?

Ji Yu retracted his gaze, took the remote control on the coffee table, and suggested, "Zi Qiao, why don't you watch cartoons? Cartoons are very innocent. You can give Xiaobu a cute name."

"No, no, no, no!!"

Hearing Ji Yu's words, Zi Qiao covered her eyes emotionally and said, "I don't watch cartoons, I've quit!"

"In the novel I read, there is a chapter about the father watching cartoons with his daughter.

Dad wanted to go to the toilet halfway, and his daughter acted like a spoiled child with her father, hoping that her father would accompany her to watch Pleasant Goat before going.

Dad couldn't bear to refuse, and immediately agreed.

Later, Pleasant Goat was never finished, and my father died of bladder failure...

too!awful!! "

After Zi Qiao finished speaking, her emotions collapsed!

Seeing this scene, Mika moved her knuckles with a click, looked at Guan Gu, and said with a smile, "Referee, may I start fighting now?"

Zhao Haitang: "????".

Chapter 254

Zhao Haitang panicked when she heard what Meijia said.

Judging from the current situation, Brother Ziqiao has become anxious, it seems that it is really because of his novel!

Seeing that Mika was approaching, Zhao Haitang was so frightened that she fell back tactically, swallowed her saliva, and said, "I-I think I can save you a little more..."

"Oh?" Mika raised her eyebrows with a smile when she heard Zhao Haitang's words.

Zhao Haitang hurriedly sat next to Zi Qiao, hugged his arm, and said, "Brother Zi Qiao, I have read this novel as well, you can't always pay attention to negative energy! There is also positive energy in it!"

Ziqiao: "???"

"Have it?"

As a loyal reader of "Daddy Throw Me Again", Zi Qiao racked his brains and never thought that there was any positive energy.

Seeing Zi Qiao's reaction, everyone persuaded: "Zhao Haitang, you should give up and make a plan."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Do not!

He doesn't give up!

Zhao Haitang looked at Zi Qiao and said anxiously, "Brother Zi Qiao, think about the first chapter, this chapter is positive energy!"

"Chapter?"

When Ziqiao heard Zhao Haitang's words, she lowered her head and thought for a while, and said, "I remember that the story happened in ancient times, and my father was a king..."

"King?" Everyone was a little surprised when they heard Zi Qiao's words: "Dad is the king, isn't the daughter a princess?"

"This chapter must be very cool!" Curry sauce said 810.

When Ji Yu heard this, he always felt that things were not so simple.

Although he hasn't read the chapter yet, the previous chapters are so poisonous, how could the latter suddenly become a cool article!

Thinking of this, Ji Yu looked at Zi Qiao and said, "Zi Qiao, do you remember the specific plot?"

"Of course I remember!" Zi Qiao said with a serious expression, "This novel is my parenting bible! It reminds me all the time that I must take good care of Xiaobu and never let it go!"

"Bible?"

Zhao Haitang's eyes lit up when she heard these two words.

In Brother Ziqiao's heart, his novels have such a great status!

"Why is this so embarrassing." Zhao Haitang smirked, twisting around on the sofa.

Seeing this scene, Mika snapped her knuckles and said, "Laugh, laugh a little longer, you may not be able to laugh after a while."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

The smile on his face gradually stiffened.

Mika shifted her gaze to Zi Qiao and asked curiously, "Husband, what is Chapter Chapter talking about?"

Seeing that everyone wanted to know, Zi Qiao recalled it seriously, and said, "This chapter says that the queen gave birth to a beautiful daughter.

The little princess was so beautiful that the king couldn't help drawing a portrait and sent it to all parts of the country for people to observe.

However, the king forgot to give the painting to the witch in the mountains. When the witch found out, she was furious!

The witch came to the king and cursed the little princess, saying that as long as 500 people praised the little princess for her beauty, the little princess would disappear.

The king didn't care.

The ministers of the palace and the princes from all over the country flew pigeons to pass on the book, saying that the little princess is so beautiful.

As a result, when the king received the 500th letter, the princess disappeared and could not be found!

The queen died from thinking too much... The king had no intention of ruling, and soon the country was destroyed and the family was destroyed..."

Speaking of the back, Zi Qiao's eyes were red.

He held his face with both hands, and said sadly, "Too-miserable-!!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Isn't this the story of Sleeping Beauty!

Moreover, there is still no beautiful reversal of Sleeping Beauty!

Seeing that Ziqiao was so sad, Meijia immediately flew a knife to Zhao Haitang and said, "Zhao Haitang, what about the positive energy that you promised?"

"Yeah, this story is too poisonous!"

Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce looked at Zhao Haitang with condemnation in their eyes.

Seeing that everyone didn't understand what he meant, Zhao Haitang quickly explained: "This chapter is really positive and thought-provoking! I wrote this chapter..."

"You write?" Zi Qiao's eyes suddenly sharpened when she heard these two words.