I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Zhao Haitang was taken aback and changed her words decisively: "I... copy! Copy! This chapter is so well written, so I copied it myself!"

Zi Qiao hadn't slept for a few days, and his mind was not as flexible as usual. He really believed what Zhao Haitang said.

Seeing Ziqiao no longer ask questions, Zhao Haitang breathed a sigh of relief, and continued: "I think the author's purpose in writing this chapter is to remind parents not to easily post their baby's praise in the circle of friends.

The online world is very dangerous. If your baby's information is seen by some ulterior motives, the consequences will be disastrous! "

Zi Qiao suddenly became nervous when she heard Zhao Haitang's words.

"No! I didn't understand the deep meaning! I just created an album on the Internet to update Xiao Xiaobu's photos in real time."

With that said, Zi Qiao looked at everyone with a flustered expression: "You said, Xiaoxiaobu will not have been targeted by criminals, right?"

Seeing that Ziqiao's legs were shaking and her lips were white, she was obviously too anxious. Zhao Haitang said quickly, "It's not that serious..."

"No!" Zi Qiao stood up from the sofa and announced, "I've decided! Starting today, stop updating the album!"

"No! Not only do I have to stop, I'm going to delete the previous photos too!"

Hearing the words vigorously, his eyes lit up: "Then can we look directly at Xiaoxiaobu?"

"It's beautiful." Zi Qiao frowned and said, "You can't see Xiao Xiaobu until I think of a new way."

After speaking, Zi Qiao quickly rushed into the bedroom.

Seeing this, Guan Gu stretched out his finger and pointed at Zhao Haitang, his eyes sharp: "Wow, the new machine is in the dark! According to my observation, Zi Qiao becomes anxious because of Zhao Haitang!"

"No, I..." Zhao Haitang waved her hands to explain when she heard Guan Gu's words.

"Snapped!!"

Suddenly Mika waved her hand, and a slap landed on Zhao Haitang's face!

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Ji Yu: "!!!"

Everyone:"!!!!"

"This, this slap is too sudden!" Curry sauce exclaimed in surprise.

"The Tathagata Divine Palm is like this, no matter the occasion or location, you can smoke it whenever you want."

After Mika finished speaking, she moved her wrist and said, "It's cool!"

It's been a long time since I slapped anyone, this slap is really cool.

Everyone looked at Mika, and then looked at Zhao Haitang's confused expression, and his heart was also very eager to move.

Ji Yu raised his hand...

Zhao Haitang: "!!!"

Seeing Ji Yu's action, Zhao Haitang was startled, and the whole person sat down to the side like a frightened animal.

Ji Yu saw this scene, but put his hand on Dali's head, touched it lightly, smiled at Zhao Haitang, and said, "Don't think too much, I didn't want to hit you."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Seeing Ji Yu's smile, Zhao Haitang suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

This guy, wouldn't he want to keep this slap and torture him slowly?

Thinking of this, Zhao Haitang felt bad.

He sat beside Ji Yu, stretched out his hand to grab Ji Yu's wrist, and said urgently, "Ji Yu, hit me, hit me now!"

Ji Yu: "???"

vigorously:"???"

other people:"???"

"It's the first time I've heard such a cheap request." Dali said.

"Zhao Haitang, aren't you broken?" Curry sauce said.

"No, I really want to be beaten!" Zhao Haitang looked firm.

Rather than being anxious at every turn, it is better to be beaten directly now!

Ji Yu knew what Zhao Haitang was thinking, he took away Zhao Haitang's hand, looked embarrassed, and said, "Zhao Haitang, don't say that, I can't bear it."

Zhao Haitang: "???".

Chapter 255

Zhao Haitang wouldn't believe Ji Yu's nonsense.

What can't you bear, this product is intentional!

Zhao Haitang firmly believed that Ji Yu just wanted to see his anxious look!

He must never let Ji Yu succeed!

Thinking of this, Zhao Haitang tilted her head, put her face in front of Ji Yu, patted her face with her hand, and coaxed: "Don't be unbearable, come, smoke this.

Pump hard, don't show mercy! "

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

"What you said is more cheap than the previous sentence!" ~ Curry sauce said.

"Seeing that Zhao Haitang is so cheap, I want to beat him up!-" Zhang Wei said.

Zhao Haitang heard Zhang Wei's words, turned to look at him, and said, "Lawyer Zhang, if you give up smoking me, I will help you pay one month's rent."

"Deal!" Zhang Wei agreed decisively.

His slap was originally to join in the fun, Zhang Wei was short of money, a slap for a month's rent, not a loss!

Zhao Haitang expected Zhang Wei to agree, so he looked at Guan Gu and said, "Master Guan Gu, Zhang Wei has given up, you must bear witness."

"OK." Guan Gu nodded to Zhao Haitang and said, "With the slap notary present, Zhang Wei gave up his right to use the Tathagata's Palm against Zhao Haitang, and it will take effect now!"

Zhao Haitang was happy when she heard the words.

With one less slap, I instantly feel that the world has become a lot better.

At this moment, Ji Yu suddenly raised his hand.

Zhao Haitang: "!!!"

"thump!"

Zhao Haitang was startled again, because she retreated too violently, and she fell from the sofa to the ground.

Ji Yu gave Zhao Haitang a strange look, then reached out to hold the water cup on the coffee table, and said, "Don't be so surprised, I really don't want to hit you."

Zhao Haitang: "..."

Ah!He doesn't believe it!

Ji Yu must have some conspiracy!

He patted his butt and stood up, sat back next to Ji Yu, and said with a smile, "Ji Yu, just hit me~~ I beg you, can you hit me?"

Ji Yu: ? ? ? ?

He seriously doubted that Zhao Haitang was a shaker!

This word, this tone, is really too cheap!

"Zhao Haitang."

The curry sauce suddenly called out to Zhao Haitang.

Zhao Haitang turned back: "Why..."

"Snapped!!!"

A big, rounded slap came over and slapped Zhao Haitang's face crookedly!

Zhao Haitang: "???"

This slap came, really caught off guard!

"It's cool!" Curry sauce sighed excitedly, looked at Zhao Haitang, and said, "I'm sorry, you are so cheap! I really can't stand it."

"No, it's fine." Zhao Haitang was willing to admit defeat, except for being a little confused, she didn't have any resentment in her heart.

He propped up his chin and lightly touched the half of his face that had been hit by the curry sauce.

pain!

In addition to pain, there is a bit of numbness.

"You're too ruthless..." Zhao Haitang looked at the curry sauce, inexplicably a little aggrieved.

After the curry sauce was finished, I felt a little uneasy in my heart, and said decisively: "I'll go get you an ice pack!"

Soon, the curry sauce handed the ice pack to Zhao Haitang, and Zhao Haitang put it on his face, the cold feeling pierced into the bones, the pain was much less instantly, and even felt a little comfortable.

Zhao Haitang feels that she can do it again!

He looked at Ji Yu, pointed to the other half of his face, and said, "Ji Yu, come on, hit me! I feel like the curry sauce has made my face crooked, do me a favor and hit me straight! "

Ji Yu: "???"

Is Zhao Haitang crazy?

Did he just want to be beaten?

Ji Yu said that he couldn't bear it at first, he was really joking.

But now, looking at Zhao Haitang's swollen half face, Ji Yu really didn't want to smoke.

It's not good at all to smoke now.

It's like using a big move when playing a game. Compared with the big move to make up the knife, Ji Yu still thinks it is more cool to use the big move to kill people!

Under Zhao Haitang's eager gaze, Ji Yu raised his hand and moved his arm.