I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Zhao Haitang's eyes lit up when she saw this scene!

Come, come, Ji Yu is going to beat him!

"No way." Ji Yu moved his arms and frowned: "Sleeping vigorously pressed my arm, and now I can't exert any strength, and I don't want to pump."

Zhao Haitang: "????"

You don't smoke if you don't smoke, and you still show your love!

Zhao Haitang felt that she had suffered a ton of damage!

Ji Yu definitely did it on purpose, absolutely!

Zhao Haitang gritted his teeth, his movements involved his facial nerves, and the place where Mika and Curry Sauce had beaten began to hurt again.

"hiss."

He took a deep breath, looked at Ji Yu, and said softly: "Ji Yu, it doesn't matter if your arm is sore, I will press it for you and it won't be sore."

After finishing speaking, the ice pack was no longer attached, and he concentrated on pressing Ji Yu's arm.

Ji Yu: "???"

Unexpectedly, Zhao Haitang was so persistent!

As expected of a ruthless man who can write "Dad Throw Me Again"!

Vigorously watching Zhao Haitang's various operations, her expression was a bit complicated.

As a scholar, she has read a lot of books, and because of various internships, it can be said that she has read countless people.

But since she was born, she has never seen such a cheap person!

"Zhao Haitang, you are even cheaper than Teacher Zeng!" Mei Jia said.

When Zhao Haitang heard Meijia's words, her heart did not fluctuate, and she focused on the massage, hoping that Ji Yu would slap him quickly.

Without being beaten by Ji Yu, he felt that he would not be able to sleep well at night!

"It's done! I've deleted all the photos of Xiaobu!"

At this time, Zi Qiao came out of the bedroom and saw Zhao Haitang massaging Ji Yu, she looked surprised: "What just happened? Zhao Haitang is massaging Ji Yu!"

Seeing Zi Qiao, Mei Jia said casually, "It's nothing, it's just that Zhao Haitang and Ji Yu lost in guessing, and the loser has to massage the winner."

0・・・For flowers・・・

"So it is." Zi Qiao's head is not flexible now. Hearing Mika's words, he didn't think deeply, and nodded to show his understanding.

Zi Qiao still doesn't know Zhao Haitang's identity. If he finds out, he doesn't know what will happen.

In addition, Zhao Haitang had to change the text, and Mika was willing to keep him alive.

However, Zhao Haitang didn't know what Mei Jia was thinking, and when she heard Mei Jia help her fool herself, she couldn't help but cast a grateful look at Mei Jia.

Zi Qiao walked to the sofa and sat down, looked at everyone, and said, "Xiao Xiaobu's birth certificate has not been issued yet, I have to name Xiao Xiaobu as soon as possible!

But I have no clue, you help me think together, think of a good name and invite you to dinner! "

"Eat!" Curry sauce's eyes lit up and said, "Okay, okay, no problem!"

Looking at Zi Qiao vigorously, he asked, "Lao Bu, what kind of name do you want?"

...... ......

"Simple, easy to remember." Zi Qiao said.

"Not only simple, but also tall." Mei Jia sat next to Zi Qiao and said, "It's better to be simple and tall!"

"I have it!" Curry sauce raised his hand and said, "I think Xiaobu can be called Lu Angelina Yingxueyuhanling Jia! Many novel heroines call this, especially tall!"

Mika: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

What era of Mary Sue novels is this!

It's too unconventional!

Zi Qiao frowned when he heard Curry Sauce's words, and said, "Isn't the name Lu Dashang a bit too earthy? And the homophonic sound of Dashang is to strike up a conversation, others will think that Xiaobu is very casual!"

Curry paste: "???"

She didn't say the baby's name is Dashang!

Did the uncle hear it wrong?

Curry sauce was stunned for a while, then a flash of inspiration flashed, he typed three words on his mobile phone, and said, "Uncle, why don't you call Lu Yifeng? This name looks like a smiling face!"

Ji Yu: "???"

You are such a little genius!

When Ziqiao heard Curry Sauce's words, he frowned again and said, "Will the name Lu Xiaolian be too hasty?"

Curry paste: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

Zi Qiao heard it wrong twice in a row, and everyone found out that something was wrong with him.

He looked at Ji Yu vigorously, with a worried expression: "It's over, it seems that Lao Bu can only hear the last two words of every sentence."

"It's all my fault!" Zhao Haitang heard Dali's words and said decisively, "If it wasn't for me, Brother Ziqiao wouldn't be so anxious."

When Meijia heard this, she thought that Zhao Haitang was repenting, so she couldn't help but want to comfort her.

But she saw Zhao Haitang holding Ji Yu's hand and said, "Ji Yu, if you feel sorry for Brother Ziqiao, hit me! Hit me hard!"

Mika: "???"

Ji Yu: "???" People.

Chapter 256

Hearing Zhao Haitang's words, Ji Yu was really convinced.

How does this guy manage to pull hatred all the time?Really persistent!

However, Ji Yu, like before, was still not impressed by Zhao Haitang's words.

Compared with Zhao Haitang, Zi Qiao's situation is obviously more important.

He looked at Mei Jia and said, "Mei Jia, Zi Qiao has to go to sleep, he really can't go on like this."

"I want him to sleep too!" Mei Jia heard Ji Yu's words with a sad expression on her face: "But he doesn't want to sleep at all. From yesterday to now, he drank almost a box of Red Bull."

Everyone also felt that Zi Qiao's situation was very urgent, and they all made plans.

"Why don't you give Uncle a bar? Get him drunk so he will fall asleep!" Curry sauce said.

"It's useless." Mika shook her head and said, "He doesn't drink water now, he only drinks Red Bull, let alone drinking."

"I heard that psychiatrists can hypnotize them, why don't we hire a psychiatrist to hypnotize Ziqiao?" Zhang Wei said.

Mika: "..."

Mention a psychiatrist and think of Jason.

It always feels unreliable.

"Snapped!"

Guan Gu suddenly clapped his hands and said, "I've thought about it! How about letting Ji Yujun slap Ziqiao and knock him unconscious!"

vigorously:"???"

Ji Yu: "???"

Guan Gu's proposal, seriously?

When Ji Yu was stunned, Mika's eyes lit up and she said excitedly, "Ji Yu, I think it's possible! With your hand strength, you can definitely knock Zi Qiao unconscious!"

Ji Yu: "???"

If it wasn't for knowing how much Mika and Ziqiao love each other.

He had to suspect that the relationship between the two had broken down!

Ji Yu looked at Mei Jia with a serious look: "Mei Jia, I know you're in a hurry, but it's not a good idea, stun Zi Qiao... not good."

"There's nothing wrong." Mei Jia was very relieved and said, "You don't have to be afraid. Zi Qiao has suffered so many Tathagata's palms before and it's fine. He won't be broken by you. At most, he just faints."

Ji Yu: "???"

fainted, that's all? ?

Is it really going to be so violent? ?

"Wait, I have it!"

When Ji Yu was struggling, Curry Sauce suddenly stood up from the sofa and said, "I thought of a way to put Uncle to sleep! It definitely works!"

"what? What?"

Everyone was curious when they heard the curry sauce.

"You wait for me."

After speaking, the curry paste went to the kitchen and fiddled with it.

After a while, she came back to everyone with a cup.

Dali smelled the strong coffee smell in the air, looked at the curry sauce in surprise, and hesitated: "Are you going to use coffee to get Lao Bu drunk?"

"No."

Curry sauce put the coffee cup on the coffee table and said with a smile: "Coffee is not the point, the important thing is the milk foam on it."

When Ji Yu heard the words, he curiously turned his head to look at it.