I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

Everyone was shocked when they heard the words of the barrel spirit!

If the wine can't be sold, ask again?

Are you a repeater? ?

When Xiaohua heard the words of the wine barrel, she automatically replied: "Alcohol is a harmful substance that is not suitable for babies."

"Do you need soda?" said the barrel finely.

"Soda water is weakly alkaline, which hinders the absorption of calcium..."

Ji Yu: "?"

These two are really repeaters!

In order to prevent the two robots from repeating the reading, Ji Yu manually intervened, and after buying a bottle of wine, he sent the spirit of the barrel away.

Zi Qiao frowned and said, "It's a mistake, although Xiaohua is also a smart speaker, it's obviously not smart enough!

Can Wu Wu really communicate with it normally? "

"Little flower."

As soon as Zi Qiao finished speaking, he saw the emoji with favorability +1 on Wa Shifu's body, and said, "You are really clean! Don't eat anything!"

Ziqiao: "???"

Does this make you feel better? ?

Ji Yu smiled and patted Zi Qiao's shoulder, and said, "Don't worry, Wa can do it!"

Hearing that Wa Shima wants to chase Xiaohua, Zi Qiao also specially taught Wa Shiba the secret technique of picking up girls. Zhang Wei, Guan Gu and Youyou are also very interested in this.

After calming down his stunned mood, Ziqiao clenched his fist at Wa Shifu, and said, "Wa Shifu, use the big move I taught you, come on!"

In order to record and share the dating of the century, Ziqiao took out his mobile phone and turned on the live broadcast.

He is no longer a little-known little transparent. As soon as the live broadcast room opened, it didn't take long for hundreds of fans to watch.

"Hello everyone." Zi Qiao greeted everyone with a smile, and said, "I won't sell small cakes today, I will broadcast a live robot for everyone!"

"Hello, uncle."

"Robot flirting? It feels very interesting."

"!!! The camera flashed by just now, and I saw a super handsome guy!"

"I saw it too! Uncle Uncle, I want to see the handsome guy!"

"What handsome guy, at first glance you are new fans, that's my husband, Ji Yu."

"Upstairs, how many dishes do you drink like this?"

"Rang, I have uremia, let me wake him up!"

"Pfft." Ji Yu looked at the bullet screen in Ziqiao's live broadcast room and couldn't help laughing out loud.

As a favorite anchor, Zi Qiao quickly aimed the camera at Ji Yu and showed everyone Ji Yu's smiling face.

"Ahhh! Beauty crit!"

"Mom, I'm in love!"

"My husband's smile is really hard to see every day."

"It's so handsome that I croak!"

Just when the fans were excited, Dali suddenly entered the mirror and kissed Ji Yu very skillfully.

After that, the two raised their hands tacitly and shared a love.

Fans: "????"

This dog food is scattered, caught off guard!

[Second, when I saw everyone saying that I would be dumped, I panicked.

Decided to dump my girlfriend first (dog head)

In fact, my girlfriend coaxed me for an afternoon after seeing the comments (hee hee)].

Chapter 360

"Mom, I'm lost in love!"

Fans saw Dali and slapped their lovelorn on the public screen one after another.

"Love is like a tornado, it comes and goes quickly!"

"Come on, you haven't seen a tornado at all.~"

"...I'm heartbroken!!"

The female fans who were still crowing before came back to reality and shed tears of single dogs.

Zi Qiao, who was also dumped with dog food, resolutely aimed the camera at Wa Wu Shi and Xiao Hua.

Lest the fans get too sad.

It wasn't until this moment that everyone turned their attention to Wataru and Xiaohua.

"Uncle said that the live broadcast robot is flirting with girls, are these two?"

"If I'm not mistaken, both of these should be smart speakers!"

"Absolutely, I know this pink one. It's the little rabbit's parenting speaker, called Xiaohua. My colleague bought it. I heard that it works very well."

"Isn't the little rabbit speaker the more pink the more swearing? The color of this speaker..."

"Ben baby is starting to panic! (funny)"

The live broadcast room is very lively, and the atmosphere in the bar is not so much.

Mei Jia excitedly bought a big bucket of popcorn and ate with everyone while looking forward to the next good show.

Facing the onlookers of the crowd, Watanabe was not at all stage frightened.

It recalled the big move taught by Ziqiao for a while, and was ready to flirt.

I saw that the powerlessness flashed the light at Xiaohua, and said in Ziqiao's voice: "Guess who I am~~~"

When Ziqiao heard this familiar opening remark, he was suddenly a little excited and nostalgic.

He turned his head to look at Ji Yu and whispered, "This is the first trick I taught: don't say who you are, keep a sense of mystery at all times!

When a girl hears this, she is instantly curious.

And once the girls are curious, the boys can firmly grasp the initiative of the chat in their hands.

After that, it got better and better, and it was a matter of course, and finally the horse galloped! "

Zi Qiao, who regards Ji Yu as his best friend, didn't hide his secrets at all, and directly told the secret.

After Ji Yu heard this, many images of Zi Qiao flirting with girls flashed in his mind.

Just when Zi Qiao thought that the powerlessness of the tile will be unstoppable, Xiaohua said: "You are a big pig's hoof with sores on the top of your head, pus on the bottom of your feet, and broken!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Ziqiao: "???"

other people:"???"

"Pfft, I spit out a mouthful of water."

"Hahahaha, Xiaohua is too embarrassed! I laughed so hard!"

"I've learned, I've learned, I'll say that when I meet a guy who strikes up a conversation!"

"That's absolutely the answer."

In the live broadcast room, the fans were overjoyed.

Ji Yu looked at Zi Qiao and whispered, "This development doesn't seem to be the same as what you said?"

Zi Qiao blushed and said, "Miss, mistake!"

After he finished speaking, he looked at Wa Shifu, clenched his fists and said, "Wa Shifu, don't be discouraged! Continue to the second move!"

Wa was incapable of hearing this, and one slowly appeared from his body?Number, said: "Why should I be discouraged?"

Ziqiao: "?"

Watanabe walked around Xiaohua, the emoji on her body turned into excitement, and said, "Xiaohua feels so familiar with me! I like it!"

Ziqiao: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

Wasn't Wataru a trembling M? ?

The fans in the live broadcast room and Ji Yu thought of going together, and said, "I think this speaker has the potential to be a shaker!"

"Go on, don't stop! Let Zaun speak louder!"

"Hahahaha, Zaan is dead laughing."

"Xiaohua: Don't worry, I'll satisfy you!"

"??? Fuck, I can't look directly at Xiao Hua!"

When everyone was racing wildly, Wa was unable to calm down his excitement, and said in a voice full of affection and a little melancholy:

"Xiaohua, I wake up every day in a house of more than [-] square meters.

I am sitting on billions of properties and need the company of a lover. "

Hearing this, Zi Qiao looked at Ji Yu excitedly and said, "This is the second trick I taught!

Pretend to be dark and melancholy, to inspire the other's motherly love, and at the same time, to reveal his wealth and confuse the other.