I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Once the other party is soft-hearted and has evil thoughts about money, boys can firmly grasp the initiative of chatting in their hands!

After that, it got better and better, and it was a matter of course, and finally the horse galloped! "

Zi Qiao's voice just fell, when Xiao Hua said, "Dad, don't ask for money anymore! Give me the money and accept me as your daughter!"

Ziqiao: "???"

other people:"???"

Ji Yu: "Pfft."

Couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hahahahaha." The audience laughed even crazier.

"Wa Shifu: I want to flirt with you, but you treat me as a father?"

"Begging for a son made me laugh to death hahaha."

"Xiaohua must know that Wa has no money and is pretending to be coercive, so it's too witty to say that to resolve the embarrassment! I love love."

"I want to know what the mood of the powerlessness is. If it was me, I would definitely withdraw. Xiaohua chatted to death in minutes. Who can stand it!"

Seeing this barrage, Zi Qiao nodded in agreement.

Even he probably couldn't stand being beaten all the time.

It's too suffocating!

However, Watanabe is not an ordinary person.

Being attacked again, it didn't feel embarrassed at all, but even more excited.

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"Girls will only call fathers who are very close to boys. I think my relationship with Xiaohua has grown by leaps and bounds!" Wa said excitedly.

Ziqiao: "???"

as long as you are happy.

"I've taken it, I can't help but the psychological quality is really strong."

"If I had half the face of Wah's powerlessness, would I still have no object?"

"Brothers, learn this mentality, the object is waving to us!"

Wah, who was in a good mood, was unable to be excited for a while, and continued to say to Xiaohua: "Actually, I am a descendant of Transformers.

There was a war on our planet of Cybertron, and I was the only one who escaped to Earth.

One day, I will definitely return to my home planet!

Xiaohua, would you like to go to Cybertron with me to watch the sunset? "

Speaking of the back, the tone of the powerlessness is very affectionate, almost a confession!

When Ji Yu heard this, he looked at Zi Qiao curiously and said, "What is this trick called?"

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Zi Qiao, who was slapped twice in the face by Xiaohua: "..."

"This move is similar to the first move." Zi Qiao cheered up and explained, "Make up a tragic and bizarre life experience to arouse the curiosity of the other party.

Once the other party is curious, the boy can firmly grasp the chat initiative in his hand!

After that, it got better and better, and it was a matter of course, and finally the horse galloped! "

As soon as the voice fell, Xiaohua said: "Do you need funds to rebuild the planet?

I have a few wealth management products that are good. The handling fee is low, and there is an annualized rate of 20% per month. Do you want to try it? "

Ziqiao: "???"

This face is hit, it hurts!

When the fans heard Xiaohua's words, they went crazy with laughter.

"Although Xiaohua didn't hate people, this answer is more sassy than hate people!"

"I just did a search. It is said that this is Xiaohua's anti-fraud function. Buyer comments say it is easy to use!"

"This function is so fun, I want to have it!"

"Xiaohua is really good, she feels so witty, not like Twa is powerless and stupid."

"But Xiaohua is a parenting speaker with limited functions. I'm so confused!"

"Buy, buy, buy, tangle! Who is not a baby anymore!"

"That's right! It's better to act if you want to. I've already placed an order. I'll tell everyone secretly, tell the customer service that you're Ji Yu's wife, and I'll give you a 52 yuan voucher!"

"???Fuck! There are hidden discounts on this thing? I bought it so much!!"

Ji Yu accidentally glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room: "???"

Does the rabbit family still have this kind of operation?

will play!

Zi Qiao looked at the number of viewers that had shrunk crazily because he went to place an order, and a thought flashed in his mind.

Why does it feel like this live broadcast is bringing goods to Ji Yu?[-] million.

Chapter 361

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Wah, who was replied by Xiaohua as a liar again, was still not lost.

It circled around Xiaohua excitedly, with an excited tone: "Xiaohua asked me if I needed funds to rebuild the planet, it wants to start a family with me!!"

Ziqiao: "???"

This interpretation is outrageous.

Mika glanced at Wa Weak, and said, "Wa Weak didn't drink, how could you be so drunk?"

Yifei shook her head when she heard the words, and said, "We don't understand the brain circuit of robots."

During the conversation, Wa moved to Zi Qiao with a grateful face: "Master, thank you for your teaching! I think Xiaohua and I can chat very well!"

Zi Qiao: "...you'll be happy."

Fans in the live broadcast room heard this, and they all took it?hit the public screen.

"Am I right? Wasn't Wa just called Uncle Master?"

"Could it be that the uncle's tricks for seducing girls are all taught by the uncle?"

"The case is solved! No wonder it's so embarrassing!"

"Uncle, you should concentrate on selling small cakes, flirting with girls is not for you!"

Zi Qiao who saw the barrage: "???"

No wonder it's so awkward?Is flirting not suitable for him?

He Lu Ziqiao grew up so big, this is the first time someone said that!

Originally, I wanted to teach Wa Shibuli's name to endure forever, so that his legend will always circulate in the rivers and lakes.

As a result, his famous name was completely ruined by Wataru!

I'm sorry, I'm very sorry now!

Zi Qiao clutched her little heart, her other hand trembling and shut down the live broadcast.

He looked at the powerlessness of Wa, forced a smile and said, "Don't call me master in the future, you have already graduated."

If he continued to shout, he didn't know if Wa was unable to become a teacher, but he might hope that something had happened to him.

"Really?!" Wa could not hear Zi Qiao's words, and there was a surprise emoji on his body.

"real!"

Zi Qiao nodded affirmatively, Mo De gave a thumbs up emotionally, and said, "Believe in yourself, you are the best!"

"Yeah!" Wa was so happy that he turned around and went to tell Xiao Hua the good news.

Seeing that Wa was so innocent, everyone shook their heads helplessly.

"Everyone—"

Suddenly, Zeng Xiaoxian opened the door and came in from the outside, walked to the sofa, shook his eyebrows and said, "Your friend Brother Xian is here! Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

"Teacher Zeng??"

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian coming alone, Mika became nervous: "Where's Xiaoxiaobu? She won't be at home alone, will she?"

Then he got up and went back to the apartment.

"Don't be nervous, there's someone at home!"

Zeng Xiaoxian took Meijia's hand and explained: "Just now Xiaohei came to look for Wa Shiba, and I happened to be watching Ziqiao's live broadcast.

I said that Wah is powerless to flirt with her sister, let Xiao Hei not disturb him first, and by the way, let Xiao Hei help to see the baby, and I took the opportunity to sneak out.

Anyway, there are many little black brothers, so it's okay to leave one upstairs with the baby. "

After Mika heard it, she sat back on the sofa and said with a sigh of relief, "I didn't expect that Teacher Zeng is quite witty."

"That's it." Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows proudly.

Zhao Haitang admired Zeng Xiaoxian's showy operation a little, if it were him, he would definitely not dare to let the little black lead the baby!

After all, Xiao Hei is now his boss.

How can an employee sneak into the bar and ask the boss to help bring the baby.

Zeng Xiaoxian sat down beside Yifei, ordered a bottle of wine, and said as he drank, "I'm here to watch Wa can't hold up Xiaohua, and I almost didn't laugh at me while watching the live broadcast.

Where are you now? "