I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

And this kind of operation?

Simply logical genius!

"This is too brainless!" Curry sauce couldn't help but complain.

"Cough cough!" Zhao Haitang listened to Curry Sauce's words, and hurriedly honored herself, saying, "That was before, I have grown up now!"

"What does he look like?" Yoyo looked curious.

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang smiled and said, "I just wrote a Tibetan poem yesterday, and Lawyer Zhang can recite the poem on stage."

"Poetry recitation?" Zhang Wei took a closer look and thought the show was okay.

He can hold it!

Zhang Wei looked at Zhao Haitang and said expectantly, "What kind of poem is it? Come and listen."

"Cough cough."

Zhao Haitang cleared her throat, looked up at a 45-degree angle, and said in a deep voice:

"Moonlight in front of the bed~

Suspected to be frost on the ground~

hold up ~ look at the bright moon ~

Low~ I miss my hometown~~”

Zhang Wei: "???"

other people:"???"

"Isn't this Li Bai's poem?" Curry sauce looked puzzled.

Although she did not study much, she still received nine years of compulsory education.

Don't try to fool her!

Zhao Haitang heard the words and reminded: "This is a hidden poem that I changed, and it is different from Li Bai's "Quiet Night Thought"! You can taste it carefully."

After hearing this, everyone carefully recalled the poem Zhao Haitang read.

The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, raised his head to look at the bright moon, lowered his head to think of his hometown...

wrong!

It is to look up at the bright moon and contemplate the hometown.

There is no "head"!

Ji Yu, who understands clearly: "???"

"Is this also considered a hidden poem?" Zi Qiao looked at Zhao Haitang with a confused expression.

Zhao Haitang nodded firmly and said, "Of course! This is not an ordinary Tibetan poem, this is a hidden poem in the true sense!"

He looked at Zhang Wei and said with a smile: "How about Lawyer Zhang? Isn't it very fresh and refined? You will read this at the party, and Li Jing will definitely shine!"

Zhang Wei: "..."

I have tangerine hemp barley and I don't know if it should be pulped or not.

Thanks to him, he still had expectations for Zhao Haitang, but in the end, that's all?

"In this situation, I also want to sing a poem." Zhang Wei patted Zhao Haitang's shoulder with a smile, and said, "I improvised a poem with a hidden head, and you can taste it too."

"You too?!"

Zhao Haitang was stunned when she heard Zhang Wei's words.

Zhang Wei nodded, looked up at a 45-degree angle like Zhao Haitang, and said in a low voice, "Zang Tou Shi, wait a minute, I'll be fine soon."

When Zhao Haitang heard the words, she waited silently.

"Hahahahahaha."

After listening to Zhang Wei's words, the others couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Zhao Haitang: "???"

what's the situation?

What are you laughing at?

Is it a joke?

But Zhang Wei's poem hasn't been written yet!

"No..." Zhao Haitang suddenly realized what was wrong.

He tasted carefully what Zhang Wei had just said.

hidden poem,

wait a moment,

almost ready.

The beginning of these three sentences is... hide your horse? ? ?

Zhao Haitang: "!!!"

"Hahahahahaha." Everyone was still laughing.

Zi Qiao covered her stomach and said, "Zhang Dapao, I didn't expect you to be quite talented."

"This hidden poem is good for hating people, I learned it!" Youyou said.

"Unfortunately, it's too rude to show Li Jing." Curry sauce said.

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard the words, he raised his brows meanly, and said, "Maybe Li Jing also likes this kind of stinging pleasure!"

"Don't." Yifei held back her laughter, looked at Zhang Wei, and persuaded, "For safety's sake, you should perform a normal show and don't scare people away."

"rest assured."

Zhang Wei nodded and said, "Unless my head is caught in the door, it's impossible to perform that one just now."

When the words fell, he put his mobile phone in his pocket and said, "I have an idea about the show, let's see how it goes."

"Have an idea so soon?" Ji Yu was a little surprised and asked curiously, "What are you going to perform?"

Zhang Wei heard the words and said, "The name of my show is - Roller Coaster!"

When Guan Gu heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up: "I know I know! The roller coaster murder case! The first episode of "Conan"!"

Zhang Wei: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

The roller coaster killings are okay.

"It's not so heavy." Zhang Wei looked helpless and said: "My show is mainly about racing, and I will take my grandparents to re-experience the feeling of being 18 years old."

"Drag racing? Back to 18?"

Zi Qiao recalled his 18-year-old age, widened his eyes, and said, "You don't want to say yellow jokes, do you?"

"Vulgar!" Zeng Xiaoxian was the first to condemn.

The next second, he looked at Zhao Haitang and the others, and said, "The kids are going out, I'll help Yifei review the show!"

Yifei: "???"

Zhang Wei: "???"

other people:"???"

Obviously you want to hear it yourself, vulgar!

"No, where do you want to go." Zhang Wei sighed helplessly, and said, "I mean drag racing, taking grandparents on a roller coaster."

"Ride a roller coaster??"

When everyone heard Zhang Wei's words, they were very puzzled: "How do you perform this?"

"You wait."

After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he quickly ran into the law firm and pushed out a swivel chair.

He sat on it all, folded his arms around his chest, and said, "Come on, let's do it with me."

Everyone:"……"

"Cousin." Dali said suddenly, "I have a bad feeling..."

Ji Yu: "...Me too."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Wei suddenly leaned forward, looked around nervously, and said in shock, "Oh, it's so high, so high—

Ahhh, so scary-

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Zhang Wei moved around on the chair, simulating his reaction on a roller coaster.

Sometimes she looks terrified, sometimes she screams...

It's like snake essence disease!

Seeing this scene, Zi Qiao shivered uncontrollably.

He rubbed his arms vigorously and said, "This show is so embarrassing! I got goosebumps."

"So do we!" The others nodded in succession, rubbing goosebumps in unison.

Ji Yu thought of what Zhang Wei said before, and a bold thought flashed in his mind!

He looked at everyone and suggested, "Why don't we clip Zhang Wei's head with the door, so that he can perform poetry recitations."

"Good idea!!" Everyone agreed after listening.

All eyes fell on Zhang Wei.