I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Zhang Wei: "????".

Chapter 393

"I don't play anymore, I don't play anymore."

Zhang Weisheng was afraid that everyone would do something, so he decided to stop performing.

He stood up from the swivel chair and hesitated: "This show... is it really that bad?"

Hearing this, Ziqiao smiled and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder, saying, "You can definitely write negative teaching materials in this show."

"Yes, yes!" Curry sauce nodded again and again and said, "It's called "100 Ways to Be a Single Dog"!"

Zhao Haitang heard the words and continued to make up the knife: "Compared with your method, the other 99 are pediatrics."

Zhang Wei: "???"

Heartbroken!

"I don't think what the curry sauce said is wrong," said vigorously, as if trying to help Zhang Wei speak.

Zhang Wei heard the words and looked at Dali decisively, his expression full of gratitude.

Still a good wife!

Under Zhang Wei's gaze, Dali continued: "Lawyer Zhang was originally single, and this textbook should not be called "100 Ways to Be a Single Dog".

It should be called "100 Ways to Stay Single". "

Zhang Wei: "???"

What about comforting him? ?

Ji Yu almost laughed when he heard Dali's words.

The little cousin is really strict!

"Zhang Wei, you'd better perform poetry recitation, it's better than a roller coaster." Yifei said.

"No!" Zhang Wei decisively refused.

Hidden poems are so stupid!In his heart, it is not as good as a roller coaster.

Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian frowned and said, "Could it be that Zhang Wei has no other talents?"

"Hey!" Zhan Bo had a flash of inspiration and said, "Isn't Zhang Wei a lawyer? He can act out of the law, he is professional and talented!"

"???"

Everyone took a breath when they heard Zhan Bo's words.

"Brother, are you serious?" Zi Qiao looked at Zhan Bo with a complicated expression.

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and said, "If he comes to power and recites the legal provisions, Li Jing will not think he is talented, but will only think he is heartless!"

Zhanbo: "???"

is it so serious?

Seeing Zhan Bo looking at herself with aggrieved expression, Wan Yu softened her heart and suggested, "If you want to perform a sketch, Zhang Wei will play the role of a lawyer and play in his true colors.

We play judges, defendants, plaintiffs, etc., and play a court defense.

It is possible to withdraw Zhang Wei's professionalism without being embarrassed. "

Zhang Wei: "!!!"

Zhang Wei's eyes lit up when he heard Wan Yu's words.

Great idea!

"It can't be done."

At this time, Yoyo stopped and said, "If Zhang Wei plays the role in his true colors, the plaintiff should not be sentenced to 30 years?"

Zhang Wei: "???"

"Isn't this just right?" Zi Qiao's eyes lit up and said: "Skip, it's all about humor. I bet, Li Jing will never guess the ending!"

Zhang Wei: "????"

Are you all devils!

Hearing these words vigorously, he poked Ji Yu lightly, and whispered, "It's obviously helping Lawyer Zhang to discover his talents, but why do you feel that the more you dig, the weirder you are?"

Ji Yu: "..."

Maybe it's because Zhang Wei has no talent.

Although Yoyo stopped Zhang Wei, she thought it was a good idea for everyone to perform the show together.

She wants to participate!

It's been a long time since I acted, and every cell in her body was screaming - I want to act!

After thinking about it for a while, Yoyo suggested, "How about we play a drama together? High-end atmosphere and high-grade 々"!"

"A drama?"

Everyone looked at Yoyo and seemed to be thinking about feasibility.

Youyou nodded and said: "To play a love story, you can ask Li Jing to participate together.

These days, many actors are in love because of their dramas, maybe Zhang Wei and Li Jing will have sparks when they act! "

Zhang Wei: "!!!"

Great idea!

"I decided to act in a drama!" Zhang Wei, who wanted to spark a spark with Li Jing, said decisively.

After thinking about it, everyone feels that the drama is not bad.

There are many people and it is suitable for the Mid-Autumn Festival party. It can also create opportunities for Zhang Wei and Li Jing. You can do it!

Ji Yu mentally counted the number of people in the apartment, it was very large, it should not be his turn to act.

Ji Yu, who just wanted salted fish to watch the party, didn't object, and asked curiously, "What story are you going to play?"

"Frozen!!" Curry sauce raised his hand and suggested, "This is very popular. There are many children in the community who cosplay Aisha every day. Everyone must love to watch it."

"No."

When Zhang Wei heard Curry Sauce's words, he shook his head in denial, and said, "The elder sister and younger sister in Frozen are true love, and the male protagonist is a soy sauce!"

Curry Paste: "..."

It makes sense and cannot be refuted.

"It's alright." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly put his shoulders on Zhang Wei's shoulder and said, "Since elder sister and younger sister are true love, then you play elder sister or younger sister!"

Zhang Wei: "???"

Everyone:"!!!"

"This is good!" Zhao Haitang supported it in seconds, and said, "I'm starting to want to watch it."

"Me too."

Zi Qiao, Ji Yu and the others looked at each other with tacit smiles on their faces.

Zhang Wei: "..."

You bastards!

"It's impossible for women to wear women's clothes, it's impossible to wear women's clothes in this life!" Zhang Wei said firmly.

When Ziqiao heard this, she pulled out an old photo from her phone and said, "Then what is this?"

Everyone heard the words and looked over curiously.

It was found that the mobile phone was a photo of Zhang Wei wearing a bridesmaid dress.

Really fragrant!

"Lawyer Zhang." Zhao Haitang laughed until her shoulders trembled, and said, "I didn't expect you to be a bridesmaid."

"Hahahahahaha." Curry sauce looked at the photo and couldn't help laughing out loud.

When Zhang Wei saw this photo, he recalled the difficult years.

At that time, in order to prove that he had let go of his ex-fiancee Xiaoli, Yifei tricked him into being a bridesmaid...

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei turned his eyes to Yi Fei and looked at the culprit faintly.

"cough!"

Aware of Zhang Wei's gaze, Yi Fei coughed awkwardly, and said, "Stop laughing, Frozen pass, everyone thinks about it individually, it's best to have something to do with the Mid-Autumn Festival."

Speaking of the Mid-Autumn Festival, Guan Gu suddenly had a brain hole in his head.

He raised his hand and suggested, "We can play - Hou Yi Shooting the Moon!"

Yifei: "???"

other people:"???"

"Guan Guan." Youyou looked at Guan Gu and corrected: "That mythical story is called Houyi Shooting the Sun, not the Moon."

"I know." Guan Gu looked serious and said, "I'm not talking about Houyi Shooting the Sun, but a version of Chang'e Flying to the Moon and Houyi Shooting the Sun!"

"Oh?" Yifei felt a little interesting when she heard this: "Let's hear it."

When Guan Gu heard the words, he immediately told the story.

He imitated Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei, looked up at a 45-degree angle, and said in a low voice: "It is said that there are ten suns in the sky, which make it impossible for ordinary people to live.

Hou Yi shot nine shots in one breath, and the people thanked him very much. The Queen Mother of the West rewarded Hou Yi with an elixir of life.

But Hou Yi was reluctant to leave his mortal wife Chang'e, so he hid the medicine.

This was known to Hou Yi's apprentice Pang Meng, and on the Mid-Autumn Festival, he took advantage of Hou Yi's absence, broke into the two's boudoir, and forced Chang'e to hand over the medicine..."

Hearing this, Zi Qiao couldn't help but complain, "This Pang Meng is really a straight man! He broke into the boudoir in the middle of the night and only needed medicine."