I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"You don't understand." Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows slyly, and said, "Maybe Pang Meng wants to finish his medicine before doing business."

Sekiya:"???"

Ji Yu: "???"

If you don't agree with each other, you drive, is this the world of adults?

"Don't interrupt." Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian with disgust, and said to Guan Gu, "You continue."

Guan Gu nodded and continued: "Chang'e was afraid that Pang Meng would bring disaster to the world, but she had no choice but to take the medicine and fly into the sky.

When Hou Yi came back and saw this scene, he was so angry that he picked up a bow and arrow and shot the moon down.

Then Chang'e and Hou Yi continue to live happily together, this is Hou Yi Shooting the Moon! "

After Guan Gu finished speaking, he looked at everyone happily, with an expression of compliment.

However, seeing Yoyo frowning, she said, "...々 I think the moon is a little wronged."

"That's right!" Curry sauce nodded in agreement and said, "Houyi is angry and shoots Pang Meng! What did the moon do wrong!"

"Moon, you died so miserably!" Zhao Haitang clenched her fists and screamed in the sky.

When the others heard the words, they joined in the fun and shouted, "Moon—bright—"

Sekiya:"???"

So you like the moon so much? ?

Why don't he change the ending and merge Chang'e flying to the moon and the Cowherd and Weaver Girl together?

"What are you howling about? What's wrong with the moon?"

At this time, Mei Jia jumped in from the outside, she looked very happy, and said, "Good news! Li Jing is very interested in the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala and agreed to come.

Also, this massage is very comfortable, I highly recommend you to try it!

Li Jing can not only massage, but also make tea and play the guzheng. The experience is simply amazing! "

"So great??"

Everyone was moved when they heard Mika's words!

Just imagine, before the massage, have a cup of warm herbal tea.

Then lie back in bed and experience a professional massage.

You don't have to get up immediately after pressing, but lie down and listen to the rhythm of the guzheng...

Peace of mind, heal your body and mind!

Just thinking about it makes me feel relaxed.

Seeing everyone's longing, Mika didn't reminisce together, but showed curiosity and said, "What were you talking about just now? What happened to the moon?"

"It's okay." Zhang Wei pulled away from his fantasy and said, "We are discussing what show to perform at the party. Do you have any suggestions?"

"Snapped!"

(the king's)

When Meijia heard this, she clapped her hands abruptly, and said, "You are asking the right person!

As far as I know, Li Jing likes music very much. If you perform a music program, she will definitely like it. "

"Music?" When Zhang Wei heard this, he didn't change his mind for a while, and said on the topic just now: "Are we going to play an opera?"

"What kind of opera are you doing?"

Zhao Haitang looked at Zhang Wei and said, "You can play and sing guitar! It's easy."

Zhang Wei's eyes lit up when he heard the words.

Playing the guitar and singing, that's a good idea!

In college, guitar playing and singing was a very effective way to seduce girls. He could try to sing love songs to Li Jing, and maybe he would get it!

Seeing Zhang Wei's excited expression, Yifei asked curiously, "Zhang Wei, can you play the guitar?"

"No, but I can learn." Zhang Weidao County.

It is said that the guitar is one of the easiest instruments to get started with.

Zhao Haitang can do it, he believes he can do it too!

Hearing Zhang Wei's words, Zhao Haitang smiled and put his hand on his shoulder, hinting frantically: "Lawyer Zhang, you can find a professional to teach you.

I am not talented, I have won the Goldfinger Guitar Most Potential Award twice! "

Zhang Wei was surprised when he heard the words: "So powerful?"

When Zhao Haitang heard this, she raised her brows and looked quite proud.

However, Zhang Wei took his hand away, walked to Ji Yu with a stride, and pleaded, "Master, teach me to play the guitar!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Zhao Haitang: "????".

Chapter 394

Hearing Zhang Wei's words, Zhao Haitang's whole body is not well.

He was obviously implying that Zhang Wei asked him to teach him!

How could this man go to Ji Yu?

Zhao Haitang was very dissatisfied, he looked at Ji Yu and said, "You can play guitar?"

"Of course." Vigorously raised his eyebrows, looking a little proud.

Although she had never seen her cousin play, when she was on the island, Aunt Ji showed her her cousin's various award certificates.

Among them is the grand prize of the guitar competition, which is much more valuable than Zhao Haitang's most potential prize!

Thinking of this, he spoke vigorously, preparing to list the various awards Ji Yu won.

Although she herself is a low-key person and never shows off.

But once Ji Yu is involved, for some reason, he always wants the whole world to know how good his cousin is.

"Uh...uh..."

Dali was about to speak when suddenly a hand covered her mouth.

Looking sideways, it's my cousin's hand!

Ji Yu didn't want to teach Zhang Wei to play the guitar. Teaching people things is the most troublesome thing, especially teaching Zhang Wei!

To this day, he can still remember the suffocation when he taught Zhang Wei to kill a werewolf.

Do not teach!Absolutely do not teach!

Before vigorously revealing his true strength, Ji Yu cut off his mouth and said, "No, of course not! I can only play the piano, not the guitar at all."

If he hadn't played the piano in front of Ziqiao and Zhang Wei in a cafe, he would have even wanted to say that he didn't know how to play an instrument.

Zhang Wei: "..."

He suspects Ji-woo is fooling him, but he has no proof.

He looked at Ji Yu's hand and said, "Why are you covering your force?"

Ji Yu heard the words and his expression was calm: "I just blinked vigorously, which is a sign of morning sickness. I will cover her to avoid vomiting."

vigorously:"???"

Zhang Wei: "???"

other people:"???"

I admire such a serious nonsense person like you!

Seeing that Ji Yu really didn't want to teach, Mei Jia helped and said, "Zhang Wei, you can learn from Haitang. They have won awards twice, so teaching you is enough."

"Okay." Zhang Wei nodded and shifted his gaze to Zhao Haitang.

"Ha ha."

Seeing Zhang Wei looking at him, Zhao Haitang snorted coldly and said, "Thinking of me now? It's too late!"

What is "OK"?

He has won twice!He is also quite accomplished in the guitar world.

Zhang Wei is good, he is actually used as a spare tire!

The more Zhao Haitang thought about it, the more angry she became. She folded her arms and tilted her head, as if she didn't want to pay attention to Zhang Wei.

He really has no temper!

Zhang Wei: "???"

Yo, I even got arrogant with him.

Having been with Zhao Haitang for so long, Zhang Wei knew very well how to solve this situation.

He smiled, patted Zhao Haitang on the shoulder, and said, "Haitang, you have a lot of people, and you are a master who has won awards, so don't bother with me."

"Huh?" Zhao Haitang felt relieved when she heard this.

He looked at Zhang Wei and said, "I suspect you are complimenting me, but I don't have enough evidence."

Zhang Wei: "???"

Resisting the urge to pinch Zhao Haitang, Zhang Wei continued, "How about you, Haitang, you are a master in the guitar world, versatile and broad-minded!

Now someone needs help, you will definitely come forward, all parties are in trouble, one party supports, right? "

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang put down her hand in a comfortable mood and said, "I can help you, but you have to give me the title of 'the most handsome man in the love apartment'!"

Zhang Wei: "???"

It's okay to brag, but you still want to grab his title?