I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Hearing this, Zhang Wei's eyes lit up instantly!

"So, are you willing to help host the party?"

Ji Yu: "???"

Host, host, evening, meeting? ?

Zhang Wei held Ji Yu's hand and said, "Master, the party will be held tonight, the time is urgent!

The host needs to memorize the manuscript, and in the apartment, it is you and the teacher who have their IQ and appearance online! "

Ji Yu: "..."

There's nothing wrong with that.

Dali heard Zhang Wei's words, pointed to himself, and said, "I also want to host?"

"Definitely." Mika on the side said, "Since ancient times, there have been two hosts, one male and one female!

Handsome men and beautiful women, how pleasing to the eye! "

Zhang Wei thought so too.

Although the original host was only a little girl, something happened now.

Since you want to change the host, why don't you just upgrade!

Dali didn't mind helping Zhang Wei, and hosting the party with his cousin was a brand new experience that he had never had before, which seemed quite interesting.

Nodding vigorously, he said, "I am willing to host, show me the host draft."

"immediately!!"

Seeing that Zhang Wei strongly agreed, he immediately stood up from the sofa and went straight to 3602 to get the backup script.

After a minute.

Zhang Wei returned to 3601 and handed the host draft to Dali and Ji Yu with a smile.

Ji Yu: "..."

Since the little cousin wants to host, he should accompany him.

Can't let the little cousin come to the stage alone?

Ji Yu took over the host draft and watched it with Dali.

After watching vigorously for a while, he looked puzzled: "Didn't Mr. Hu say that there will be sponsors for the party? Why didn't you see the sponsor's advertisement?"

"Don't everyone do good deeds without leaving their names?" Ji Yu made a bold guess, and was surprised at the time: "The consciousness is so high!"

"Do good things without leaving your name!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who knew the truth, sneered instantly and said: "The Aisen apartment next door also holds a party, and the sponsorship fee is lower, so they all go to it."

Ji Yu: "???"

Is it so real?

"Cough cough." Zhang Wei coughed lightly and said, "Don't be honest, I have already asked Zi Qiao to connect, please ask Lisa to find a new sponsor.

It's just that the slogan may arrive later, but I believe you'll be fine! "

After speaking, he gave Ji Yu and Dali a thumbs up.

In terms of memory, auspiciousness dares to say second, no one dares to recognize first!

Nodding vigorously, continue to read the host draft.

Looking at it, Dali asked again: "Why does the note say that you should always pay attention to the lights and sound?"

"cough!"

Hearing this, Zhang Wei coughed in embarrassment and said, "The lighting engineer and sound engineer were also poached by Aisen's apartment. The newly hired lighting engineer is colorblind, and the sound engineer's ears are not very good.

Although they are very professional and will not be poached by high prices, I am afraid that they will go wrong. "

vigorously:"???"

Ji Yu: "???"

Dude, am I him straight dude!

This party is the scene of an accident!

"Lawyer Zhang, why didn't you tell me about such a big thing earlier?"

Zhao Haitang glanced at Zhang Wei reproachfully, took out his mobile phone, and said, "I asked acquaintances from the club to help. Lighting and sound are the soul of the party, and there must be no problem!"

"Haitang, are you willing to help me?" Zhang Wei looked at Zhao Haitang with a moved face.

Learning guitar these days, he always felt that Zhao Haitang wanted to strangle him while he was asleep.

did not expect……

It was he who took the belly of a villain with the heart of a gentleman!

Zhao Haitang, who did not know that she was a villain in Zhang Wei's heart, raised her head slightly and said proudly, "These days, there are not many people like me who repay their grievances with virtue.

Who made me the most handsome man in the love apartment! "

"Yes yes yes." Zhang Wei nodded again and again and said with a smile: "Haitang, can you do me a favor? The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility!"

This is a classic line from Spider-Man.

When Zhao Haitang heard this, she really regarded herself as a superhero, and instantly forgot the fear of being dominated by Zhang Wei, and said in a dazed voice, "What are you busy? Come and listen."

vigorously:"……"

Zhao Haitang is such a fool.

Zhang Wei smiled and put his hand on Zhao Haitang's shoulder, and said, "The show is in a hurry now, Haitang, you are versatile, and you are the backbone of the school's literature and art, can you come on stage and perform a show?"

"no problem!"

Hearing Zhang Wei praise himself like this, Zhao Haitang readily agreed.

He looked up at a 45-degree angle, and said in a low voice, "I can go on stage to recite poems—"

"Don't recite poetry!!!"

Before Zhao Haitang could finish speaking, Zhang Wei immediately interrupted him.

This show is embarrassing and boring. As the person in charge of the party, he will never allow this kind of show to appear at the party!

After thinking about it, Zhang Wei said, "Aren't you good at taekwondo? Why don't you perform a durian split with bare feet!"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

What kind of devil operation is this?

"This show is great!" Meijia's eyes lit up and she said, "Before, Teacher Zeng had a strange face called Axibian, who could chop durians with his bare hands! Very shocking!"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Can anyone really do it?

This Axi is the devil!

Zhao Haitang touched the suddenly painful leg, and said with a dry smile, "The durian smells great, what if someone doesn't like it?

I can perform flying legs and split the plank, just as shocking! "

"Flying legs and splitting the plank?" Zhang Wei tasted it and said, "You can also..."

Although it is not as invincible as splitting durians, Zhao Haitang is willing to act, and what kind of bicycle is needed.

One of the two shows was made up, Zhang Wei looked at everyone, rubbed his hands and said, "There's still one show left, who would you like to be on?"

Zeng Xiaoxian heard the words and said decisively, "Zhanbo and I already have a show."

"Guan Gu and Youyou also have shows, and Megade and I take care of our two children." Zi Qiao said.

Dali and Ji Yu are the hosts, and among them, it seems that only curry sauce has nothing to do.

Seeing everyone's gaze, Curry Sauce said decisively, "I can sing on stage!"

"No." Zhang Wei immediately denied: "I don't understand the songs you sing, let alone my grandparents."

Curry paste: "???"

Isn't she singing in Chinese?

Why can't I hear it!

Seeing this, Dali thought about it, and said, "Why don't I go there. The Mid-Autumn Festival is related to the reunion. I can go to the stage to memorize the pi. The program time can be longer or shorter, which is convenient to adjust."

Zhang Wei: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

You are such a little genius!

Zhang Wei opened his mouth with a complicated expression and said, "Although this show has forcibly licked the theme, it is completely unwatchable.

Isn't there an opening show that is as eye-catching as the Victoria's Secret Angel? "

"Wait a minute!" When Meijia heard Zhang Wei's words, she had a flash of inspiration and said, "I have it! I have it!"

"No way!" Zi Qiao heard the words and said in surprise, "I always take safety measures!"

Mika: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

What a tiger's word!

"What are you thinking?" Meijia glared at Ziqiao and said, "I'm talking about the opening show, I have an idea!

Wasn't it originally four old aunts on the catwalk?We can change it into a handsome guy on the catwalk!

All the boys participated, and the C position of Jiyu Station was absolutely stunning! "

Ji Yu: "???"

And this kind of operation? .