I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Zhang Wei: "?"

Zhang Wei was still in shock. Hearing Li Jing's words, he didn't react at all.

Curry sauce knew that it was her responsibility for the show to become like this, and quickly spoke to Zhang Wei: "Yes! It was arranged! This is the real first show."

"Yes, yes." Zhang Wei finally reacted and nodded to Li Jing.

If Li Jing saw that Zhao Haitang's fracture was an accident, his image as the person in charge of the party would definitely be damaged!

After all, it is his responsibility to control the quality of the program.

"But..." Li Jing looked suspicious and said: "The moral of the show you just said seems to be different from the effect of the show."

Zhang Wei: "..."

It's not the same, it doesn't really matter!

"Cough cough!" He coughed awkwardly, and quibble: "Actually, what just happened was just a foreshadowing, the real meaning of this show is that success is not necessarily unbreakable!

As the old saying goes, it is easy to break, broken and safe! "

Ji's mother sitting in the back: "..."

Zhao Haitang is not necessarily the most handsome man in the love apartment.

But Zhang Wei is definitely the most round man in the love apartment!

When Li Jing heard Zhang Wei's words, she suddenly realized, and even admired it a little: "In order to pave the way for a broken leg, Zhao Haitang really fought hard."

Seeing that he was round, Zhang Wei secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a smile, "Haitang follow me, be dedicated!"

While speaking, Ji Yu had already helped Zhao Haitang off the stage.

As soon as the two of them arrived backstage, they saw Curry Sauce hurriedly running in from outside, heading straight to Zhao Haitang, and asked in concern, "Are you alright, Haitang?"

"What do you think?" Zhao Haitang raised her feet and said aggrieved: "It's all swollen into pig trotters!"

"Guru." Hearing the word pig's trotter, the curry sauce suddenly swallowed.

Zhao Haitang: "???"

"I'm already like this, you still want to eat!" Zhao Haitang looked at the curry sauce with a sad face.

Curry sauce hurriedly shook his head and explained, "I didn't, what I just swallowed was not saliva, but tears of guilt for you!"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

Tears flowed out of her mouth when she saw Zhao Haitang's swollen feet.

You have such a strong taste!

Seeing Zhao Haitang looking at him resentfully, Curry Sauce quickly helped him sit down and said, "Haitang, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it."

As she spoke, she pinched Zhao Haitang's shoulders and said, "How about I help you bring tea and water and take care of you for a month?"

"!" Zhao Haitang's eyes lit up when she heard this.

It seems that this wave is not a loss after changing the bone to curry sauce, pouring tea and pouring water for a month?

but……

Zhao Haitang thought about it and decided to fight for it again.

He touched his feet with his hands, and he gasped in pain, and said faintly, "It takes a hundred days to hurt your muscles and bones, and I will forgive you in three months."

"Deal!" Curry sauce readily agreed.

Zhao Haitang secretly clenched his fist: Yes!

This wave is more than a loss, it is simply a bloody profit!

When Zhao Haitang secretly worked for her own welfare, Ji Yu was surrounded by Guan Gu and others.

"Ji Yujun, you are amazing!" Guan Gu adored his face.

"Ji Yu, shake hands with me and let me rub your strength!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"I want me too!" Zhan Bo said and held Ji Yu's other hand.

Ji Yu laughed and said, "I still have to be on stage to host, Guan Gu and Youyou prepare, it will be your show soon."

"Don't worry!" Youyou glanced at Guan Gu and said confidently: "I go to KTV with Guan Guan to practice every day in this show, absolutely no problem!"

Ji Yu nodded and returned to the stage with Dali.

Looking at the audience vigorously, he smiled and said, "Thank you to the Aitong Pediatric Clinic, the clinic's opening ceremony, the injection of blood, and the infusion for three days and one day..."

Zhang Wei: "???"

Other viewers: "???"

The injections are bloody, and the infusion will be sent for one day for three days...

Although it is a discount, I always feel that something is wrong!

After vigorously reading the wonderful advertisement, Ji Yu said, "Next, please enjoy the song and dance brought by the life-and-death combination - love!"

"Wow—"

There was warm applause at the scene.

It's not that he's interested in singing and dancing, it's purely to give Ji Yu face.

The host is handsome and ruthless, let alone applauding, everyone can't wait to sing and conquer on the spot!

Soon, Ji Yuhe Dali stepped down, and Guan Gu and Youyou came to power.

The lights hit the two of them, and the accompaniment of "Crossing Love" began to play in the stereo.

"Passing Love" is a song in the legend of the New White Snake, very classic.

No matter men, women, or children at the scene, when they heard the prelude, they felt the urge to follow along!

Ji Yu remembered that after Zeng Xiaoxian won the five million prize, Guan Gu used this song to make up a luxurious date in order to reflect his romance.

I don't know if today's performance is the same as that...

"Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!"

"West Lake celery, sweet yam~~"

"Spring taro into the wine, milky swallow~~"

On the stage, Guan Gu and Youyou looked at each other affectionately and sang affectionately:

"There are round thousand carp to stew, no round stewed noodles with tongs~

After ten years of cultivation, you can wash your belly together, and after a hundred years of cultivation, you can stretch the noodles together~~~

If it is soy and salted, there is a stove~

Sweet potato ~ macaroni in front of the eyes~~

If it is soy and salted, there is a stove~

Sweet potato ~ macaroni in front of me~~~

Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy..."

Ji Yu: "???"

vigorously:"???"

other people:"???"

Although the tune is right, why do I feel more hungry the more I listen?

Isn't this a lyrical song! .

Chapter 403

"Gollum!"

There was a sound of saliva one after another in the audience.

"I think I heard yam and stewed noodles?"

"I also heard sweet potatoes and macaroni!"

"I want to eat hot pot, this song makes me hungry!"

"I bet the lyrics of this song have definitely been altered by magic!"

"I thought it was ordinary singing and dancing, but I didn't expect it to be so individual, amazing!"

Hearing everyone's words, Zhang Wei straightened his back a little proudly.

Although he only knows the real content of the show now, Li Jing doesn't know!

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei looked at Li Jing with a relieved look, and said, "When Youyou and Guan Gu said they were going to sing "Crossing Love", I thought the song was too old, and we could do something innovative, but I didn't expect the effect to be so good. ."

Li Jing heard this and was a little surprised: "You mean, the lyrics of this song are your creativity?"

"Of course!" Zhang Wei looked certain, shook his head a little greasy, and said, "To tell you the truth, I'm actually quite talented."

The little sister on the side heard this and said expectantly, "Lawyer Zhang, then send us the lyrics. I can only hear it has something to do with eating, but I don't know what it is."

Zhang Wei: "???"

Post lyrics?He didn't!

This, this is a little embarrassing.

Li Jing also looked at Zhang Wei, took out her phone, and said, "Add me on WeChat, and I'll pull you into the group."

Zhang Wei: "!!!"

Li Jing actually took the initiative to add WeChat to him, and even drag him into the group where the little sisters are!

Does this mean that Li Jing has developed a favorable impression of him and is willing to accept him?