I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

啊啊啊啊啊——张伟激动得想大叫，想在小区里裸奔！

But when he thought that he didn't know the lyrics, he silently put on his pants.

"Ouch." Zhang Wei suddenly shouted, bending over to cover his stomach, looking a little uncomfortable.

"Quietly, my stomach is a little uncomfortable. I'll go to the bathroom first, and I'll send you the lyrics when I come back."

After speaking, Zhang Wei clutched his stomach, left the auditorium very quickly, and went straight to the backstage!

Backstage.

Ji Yu is giving her a vigorous massage to help her soothe and relax, so as not to be overworked and bloated.

As soon as Zhang Wei came in, he was covered in dog food.

Seeing this scene, Zhao Haitang couldn't help but lift her leg and said, "Curry sauce, press it for me too."

"Yes!" Curry Sauce readily agreed, squatting down to help Zhao Haitang pinches her legs.

"Cool~~" Zhao Haitang let out a long breath and narrowed her eyes.

"Don't be cool." Zhang Wei covered his stomach and ran in front of everyone, anxiously said: "Something happened, Jianghu rescue!"

Hearing this, Dali glanced at Zhang Wei and guessed, "Lawyer Zhang, do you want to go to the toilet without paper?"

"Here you are." He handed Zhang Wei a pack of paper.

Zhang Wei: "???"

Who goes to the toilet without paper!

Zhang Wei shook his head and said, "It's not this, it's Li Jing...々"..."

"Li Jing didn't bring paper to the toilet?" Ji Yu interrupted.

Zhang Wei: "???"

You two are poisonous.

Ji Yu saw Zhang Wei's resentful expression, waved his hand with a smile, and said, "I won't interrupt, you say."

Zhang Wei: "..."

He suspects that Ji Yu did it on purpose just now!

After being skinned, Zhang Wei reluctantly explained again: "The songs sung by Guan Gu and Youyou were very well received, so I bragged that it was my idea to change the lyrics by magic.

Now Li Jing asks me for lyrics, but I don't know!

do any of you know?please send me! "

When Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang heard it, they said in unison, "I know, I'll send you!"

Zhang Wei: "???"

Curry sauce and Zhao Haitang live in the same suite with him. What they know, he doesn't know?

He suspects that he is isolated!

"How did you know?" Zhang Wei was in a complicated mood.

Hearing this, Curry Sauce smiled and said, "Because it was my idea to change the lyrics to this!

Everyone has a show, but I don't have it. I think I have to participate in it, so I changed the lyrics with Guan Gu and Yoyo Mo. "

"Some homophones for curry sauce don't know which one to use, so they came to me for help."

Zhao Haitang raised her eyebrows and said, "So I also know the lyrics."

Ji Yu: "..."

Case solved.

No wonder this song can make people hungry, it turned out to be the idea of ​​curry sauce, a big foodie.

As expected of you!

Zhang Wei knew the reason, and his heart suddenly became balanced.

He took out his mobile phone and said, "Then you can send me the lyrics, and I'll send them to Jingjing later."

"No problem." Curry sauce smiled and sent the lyrics to Zhang Wei.

"There are round thousand carps to cook together, and no round stewed noodles are held in hand with tongs...

After ten years of cultivation, you can wash your belly together, and after a hundred years of cultivation, you can stretch the noodles together...

If it is cooked, marinated, and cooked, the sweet potato macaroni is in front of you..."

Zhang Wei looked at the lyrics and almost laughed: "Absolutely!"

"Wang-wang-"

Suddenly, a dog bark entered everyone's ears.

Dali heard it, and said in surprise, "Is there a dog here?"

"Maybe this song is too greedy and attracted the dog." Ji Yu said with a smile.

"It's not good, it's not good-"

Suddenly, Xiao Hei, who was in charge of logistics, ran towards everyone, holding a guitar with broken strings in his hand, and said, "The dog just bit off the strings of the guitar!"

"Nani?!" Zhang Wei glared when he heard this.

The guitar was something he used in his performances, but he was bitten by a dog?

"But there is one more that is good." Xiao Hei said.

"Only one is not enough." Zhang Wei was a little anxious and said, "I need one to go on stage, and Zhao Haitang needs one for fake bullets in the background, so I must be able to use both!"

Xiao Hei: "???"

And this kind of operation? ?

He grew up so big, and it was the first time I heard that someone faked a bomb at the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala!

Xiao Hei thought for a while and suggested, "It's really impossible to play accompaniment."

"No." Zhao Haitang frowned and said, "I changed the tune, but it's not available online. Do you have guitar strings? I'll change it."

Hearing this, Xiao Hei's eyes lit up: "It seems there is! I'll go back and look for it, it should be in time."

After speaking, he put the bad guitar on the table and ran away from the backstage.

Zhang Wei scratched his head anxiously and said, "Why is this happening? It's been going smoothly since the beginning."

"..." Ji Yu glanced at Zhao Haitang's swollen legs and said, "Are you sure?"

You may have misunderstood the success.

"Cough cough." Zhang Wei coughed and suddenly stopped panicking, saying, "Although Haitang's show had a little accident, the result was good, there was no danger!

I'm sure that my show won't go wrong either. "

After he finished speaking, he smiled and waved his hand, and said, "I'll go to accompany Jingjing first, see you later."

After Guan Gu and Yoyo finished their performances, there were also shows by Zhan Bo and Teacher Zeng.

So much time, enough Blackie to get the guitar strings back!

……

After a few minutes.

Zhan Bo and Zeng Xiaoxian came to the stage to perform a show they once performed in a bar.

This show is mainly about performing Yan Yi, with music to control the face to make various expressions.

very interesting.

Halfway through, Zhang Wei said, "Quietly, I'm going backstage to prepare the show."

Li Jing heard this and was a little curious: "¨"You also have a show? What are you going to perform?"

"Play the guitar and sing." Zhang Wei said.

"You can play guitar?" Li Jing was a little surprised.

"A little bit." Zhang Wei said with a modest look: "I'm tired from working all the time, and occasionally I play the guitar to relax."

This idea coincided with Li Jing. Li Jing admired it and said, "I also like to play instruments when I'm tired from work. We can talk about it when we have time."

"No problem." Zhang Wei was so excited that he wanted to rub his hands.

Unexpectedly, Li Jing not only took the initiative to add his WeChat, but also wanted to continue to communicate with him.

The relationship between him and Li Jing has been leaps and bounds!

Later, he will sing another love song, maybe he can really take Li Jing down!

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei couldn't wait to run to the backstage and asked in concern, "Did Xiao Hei bring the guitar strings?"

"Just received a text message, Xiao Hei said he was already on his way." Zhao Haitang said.

"It won't take long to change the strings and tune, don't worry, it's too late." Ji Yu said.

Zhang Wei nodded and said, "If it really doesn't work, I'll sing a cappella first to delay the time."

While talking, Zhan Bo and Zeng Xiaoxian returned to the backstage after the show.

Ji Yu and Dali took the stage again, read the last few commercials, and said, "Next, it's the last show of this party.

Guitar playing and singing brought by lawyer Zhang Wei - "Love is a last resort"!

Everyone applauds and welcomes! "

"Wow—"

The audience applauded warmly. (good money)

With the applause, Xiao Hei finally rushed to the backstage.

When Zhang Wei saw Xiao Hei coming back, he immediately took the stage with confidence.

Zhao Haitang stretched out a hand and urged, "Xiao Hei, guitar strings, hurry up!"

"I, I..." Xiao Hei panted, took off the bag on his back, took out the contents and handed it to Zhao Haitang.