I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Zhao Haitang: "???"

If you read it right, this thing should be a suona, right?

What about guitar strings? ?

Seeing Zhao Haitang's bewildered expression, Xiao Hei calmed down and explained, "I only found out when I went back, that the guitar strings were used in my invention, and I couldn't take them off.

But I have a suona at home, it is also a musical instrument, you can see if you can make do with it. "

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Suona, this is an instrumental rogue, and the style of the guitar is a galaxy different from that of the guitar. How can I make do with it? !

"This is over, Lawyer Zhang needs to cool down." Curry sauce said.

"Don't be so pessimistic." Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Ji Yu who had returned to the backstage and said, "Don't forget, we have Ji Yu!"

As he said that, he walked up to Ji Yu with the suona and asked curiously, "Ji Yu, can you play the suona to make it sound like a guitar?"

Ji Yu: "???"

vigorously:"???"

I suspect you are embarrassing cousin!

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Chapter 404

Ji Yu looked at the suona and listened to Zeng Xiaoxian's explanation.

It turned out that Xiaohei's guitar strings were used for inventions, so he brought a suona.

But the effect of blowing a guitar with a suona?

Thanks to him for figuring it out!

"You still give up, I can't do it." Ji Yu said.

He is professionally trained and adept at a variety of instruments and rarely says he can't.

Unless it's really outrageous!like now.

Seeing that Ji Yu couldn't do anything, Zeng Xiaoxian said in an instant, "What about Zhang Wei? This show is specially used by him to tease Li Jing.

If I fail, I am afraid that I will cut my abdomen in minutes... No! "

Zeng Xiaoxian reacted, shaking his eyebrows, and said slyly: "It's Guan Gu, not Zhang Wei, who likes to cut the abdomen, then it's fine."

Ji Yu: "???"

"Even if Lawyer Zhang doesn't cut his belly, we can't let him be embarrassed on the stage!" Curry sauce said.

Ji Yu: "???"

Although this word is a bit poisonous, but the meaning is quite accurate?

"Come over here and see, there seems to be something wrong with Lawyer Zhang." said vigorously.

Ji Yu heard the words and immediately ran to Dali's side.

Zhao Haitang, supported by the curry sauce, limped to Dali's side, and looked at Zhang Wei on the stage with everyone.

I saw Zhang Wei interacting with the audience and procrastinating, while looking backstage from time to time, blinking frantically.

After Ji Yu came over a few times, his eyes blinked even more.

Seeing this scene vigorously, he worried: "Does Lawyer Zhang feel uncomfortable in his eyes?"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

Eye discomfort is okay!

"He's winking at us." Ji Yu stroked Dali's head and said, "Hurry up and get the guitar ready."

"Oh..." Nodding vigorously, as if he understood something.

Once in class, the teacher at the same table was asked to answer a question and winked at her frantically.

She thought that the other party's eyes were uncomfortable, and handed over a bottle of eye drops.

No wonder the same table said that it is not necessary, it turned out to be the case!

Seeing Zhang Wei's eyes blinking non-stop, Curry Sauce said anxiously, "What should I do? If this continues, the corners of Lawyer Zhang's eyes will cramp!"

"The cramp is good!" Zhao Haitang suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said, "If Zhang Wei was sent to the hospital, he wouldn't have to perform!"

Ji Yu: "???"

You are such a clever little devil.

on the stage.

Zhang Wei was very anxious when he saw that everyone gathered together to speak in a low voice, without preparing a guitar at all.

what happened?Didn't you bring the guitar strings?

What about fake bullets?

"Lawyer Zhang, don't stand still, let's get started!"

"I have to listen to the situation as a last resort, hurry up!"

"This is the theme song of "Meteor Garden", you must sing it well! Sing well."

"Lawyer Zhang -- Lawyer Zhang --"

Under the stage, many audience members began to urge.

Zhang Wei has been up for a long time, and he has not started to perform, and the impatient person is already a little impatient.

Hearing everyone's voice, Zhang Wei was not excited at all, but even more anxious.

He can sing, but he can't play the guitar!

Do you really want to sing?

"Gollum."

Zhang Wei swallowed nervously and said, "I can't forget seeing you for the first time, a charming pair..."

"Guitar—guitar—"

"Get up - play the guitar -"

When the audience saw that Zhang Wei only sang a cappella but did not play the guitar, they started to make trouble again.

Seeing this, Zhang Wei picked up the guitar in a very depressing way and put on a handsome pose.

He has practiced this pose countless times, and it looks very pretentious.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo handsome-"

The audience cheered and cheered.

Zhang Wei smiled and nodded to the audience, almost crying secretly.

How handsome he is now, and when he really plays, he will know how frustrated he is.

"Damn Zhao Haitang, hurry up and help me play!"

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and cast a murderous look at Zhao Haitang.

Zhao Haitang shrank her neck in fright, and said anxiously, "Or... let's play the suona directly! Let the audience think that Lawyer Zhang played the suona sound with a guitar, which will definitely shock the audience!"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

Is there such a thing as such?

"You're an idiot when you're an audience." Vigorously complained.

"I think this is very interesting, and the effect of the show will definitely be full!" Curry sauce has a look that is not too big of a problem to watch the fun.

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at the stage and said, "It's really not going to work. That's the only way to go."

As he said that, he shoved the suona into Zhao Haitang's arms and urged, "Blow it quickly, Zhang Wei will play it soon."

"I..." Zhao Haitang looked at the suona in her hand and said depressedly, "I won't!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "??? Wouldn't you still make this suggestion?"

Zhao Haitang looked cowardly and said, "I, I'm just a flash of inspiration."

"Cousin." Dali looked at Ji Yu and asked curiously, "Can you do it?"

Ji Yu: "...You may not believe it when you say it, but I really do."

"!!!" Zhao Haitang's eyes lit up instantly, and she put the suona into Ji Yu and said, "Quick, blow it! If Lawyer Zhang comes down and wants to kill someone, I will carry it!"

Hearing the words vigorously, he said with contempt, "It's like you're more powerful than your cousin."

"Hey, you don't understand." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Dali and said cheaply, "Generally, the five scumbags are very rough and thick, and they are especially resistant to beatings. Otherwise, how can they survive in this world."

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang raised her eyebrows and said, "For example, yourself?"

Don't think he doesn't know, Teacher Zeng was often beaten by Teacher Hu before.

come!Hurt each other!

Ji Yu glanced at the two of them helplessly, shook the suona in his hand, and said, "Are you really blowing?"

"Blow!" Everyone nodded firmly.

Seeing this, Ji Yu put the suona to his mouth.

……

on the stage.

Zhang Wei closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and said, "I'll give it up!"