The dog was so tired, and the dog was so tired.

Jiang Shu looked at the video on his phone, in which he was dancing with a reluctant dog, and his head was black.

Damn, black history, a total black history!

He rarely blacked out when he drank.

I didn't expect that after blacking out this time.

He actually did such a cruel thing to their dog.

Da Huang, I'm sorry!

I promise you.

As long as I'm at home for one day.

I'll only give you what I poop!

Don't share a penny with other dogs!

"Boss Yang, please name a price. How much do you want me to delete this video?"

"Priceless! I can't bear to delete this video. When you do something wrong to me, I will sell this video to the paparazzi, and the title will be, "The Story of a Top Male Drunk and a Dog"!"

Wow! What a cruel boss Yang!

Don't you feel guilty for doing this~!

"Okay, hurry up and wash up. Auntie said she will take us to visit your aunt's house this afternoon." Yang Ruowei took the phone back from Jiang Shu and said with a smile.

Afternoon.

Jiang Shu's family went to Jiang Shu's aunt's house in the county town.

There are two children in his aunt's family.

A son, one year younger than Jiang Shu, works in a state-owned enterprise in the county.

A daughter, who has just started high school.

Not long after arriving at his aunt's house, Jiang Shu was pulled into the bedroom by his aunt's cousin named Zhang Qiang to have a private conversation.

"What's wrong, Aqiang?" Jiang Shu looked puzzled.

"Brother, you are really my brother. My sister-in-law is so beautiful, how did you get her? Teach me a few tricks!" Zhang Qiang almost knelt down to Jiang Shu.

Yang Ruowei's beauty and temperament.

It is amazing to anyone who sees it.

Not to mention, for Zhang Qiang, a pure little virgin.

Next.

Zhang Qiang told Jiang Shu about his experience.

After joining the state-owned enterprise and having a stable job, his aunt and uncle wanted Zhang Qiang to start a family.

Find a girl to marry as soon as possible.

Over the past year or so, Zhang Qiang has also had blind dates with many girls.

But without exception.

All ended in failure.

Logically speaking, Zhang Qiang has a stable job and a decent family, so it shouldn't be too difficult to find a suitable girl.

So.

Zhang Qiang planned to learn from his cousin Jiang Shu.

Jiang Shu asked, "Do you still have the chat records with those blind date partners?"

Cousin Zhang Qiang nodded, "I have, I have kept them all, just waiting for you, my strategist, to come back."

He opened his phone, flipped through the chat records with the blind date partners, and handed them to Jiang Shu.

Jiang Shu took it and looked at them one by one.

Zhang Qiang: [Hello. ]

Trusted partner 1: [Hello. ]

Zhang Qiang: [I heard from Aunt Sun that you are very strong and self-reliant. ]

Blind date partner 1: [Thank you, Aunt Sun also said this! ]

Zhang Qiang; [Strong people will be very tired, now it's good. I used to be strong, but I don't need to be strong anymore. ]

Blind date partner 1: [Why? ]

Zhang Qiang: [Because, your strength is here! ]

Blind date partner 1: [...]

Jiang Shu: "..."

Next, next.

Zhang Qiang: [Nice to meet you. ]

Blind date 2: [Hello, hello.]

Zhang Qiang: [I think you've eaten shit.]

Blind date 2: [? ? ?]

Zhang Qiang: [What kind of shit did you eat?]

Zhang Qiang: [It's the beginning of our happiness!]

Blind date 2: [6]

Jiang Shuren was stunned.

With this chat talk, it would be really strange if a girl liked him.

Continue to scroll down the chat records.

Zhang Qiang: [Hello, an acquaintance introduced me.]

Blind date 3: [600 per time, 1200 for a night package. Can fly all over the country.]

Zhang Qiang: [Uh, I was introduced by Aunt Sun.]

Blind date 3: [Oh, the gift is 388,000, a BBA car, and the house is in my name. No bargaining!]

Zhang Qiang: [Then can I have a 1200 one? ]

Blind Date 3: [gun!]

…………

Zhang Qiang: [Hello, Auntie Sun introduced me. I heard that your father is the richest man in our county?]

Blind Date 4: [It's just that your family has some money. But I'm a divorced single parent with a one-year-old child. Can you accept this?]

Zhang Qiang: [I have to think about this.]

Blind Date 4: [By the way, there is one more condition. We get married.

After marriage, you have to take the child's surname. ]

Zhang Qiang: [Take the child's surname? What does that mean? ]

Blind date 4: [I'm afraid that when the child grows up, he will ask why he doesn't have the same surname as his father, and it will affect the child's growth. ]

Zhang Qiang: [You are insulting me! When you get divorced, the child is awarded to you, and my surname is awarded to the man! ]

Blind date 4: [Don't get excited, there is always gain after loss, and you are not the only one who suffers. ]

Zhang Qiang: [That's fine. ]

Blind date 4: [Your father has to change too. ]

Seeing this chat record.

Jiang Shu felt that his three views were shattered.

It seems.

It's not just his cousin who is unreliable.

That matchmaker Aunt Sun is not very reliable either!

"Ahem, Aqiang, I have two suggestions for you."

"First, stop using those cheesy love words that are so rubbish and embarrassing that you can't even dig your toes out of a three-bedroom apartment."

"Second, you paid for that matchmaker Auntie Sun, and you should immediately block and delete her. What kind of people are they introducing to you?"

Matchmakers are deceiving.

A height of 1.5 meters was said to be 1.8 meters.

When asked, they said that although they were 1.5 meters tall, they were 1.8 meters tall when they jumped.

They were said to have had a stable job in the system even though they had been in prison.

They were said to be a heavyweight player weighing more than 300 kilograms, but they were said to be mature and stable.

Those with children were said not to worry about infertility, and they would make a lot of money after marrying them.

It's really outrageous.

Jiang Shu patted his cousin's shoulder, "Don't worry, Aqiang. Before I leave, I will be your love strategist and ensure that you can chase the girl you really like."

I just happened to be bored.

I can help my cousin and finish a big thing in his life.

He is a professional love strategist!

…………

After discussing the specific details.

Cousin Zhang Qiang pulled Jiang Shu to play games.

They played League of Legends.

Jiang Shu logged into his account and saw.

He found that Uzi was also online.

Uzi, one of the famous players of League of Legends.

Now he has retired and become a game anchor.

Jiang Shu usually likes to play League of Legends.

Not only playing games, but also watching competitions from time to time.

When participating in a program recording.

Jiang Shu met Uzi who was also participating in the program recording, and the two added WeChat and became game friends.

"Cousin, shall we play in a duo?"

"Wait a moment, I see Uzi is online too. I want to see if he can play with us."

"Uzi, which Uzi?"

"The former professional player, that Uzi."

Jiang Shuo said it lightly, but Zhang Qiang's pupils had already trembled after hearing that ID.

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