If I let you create your own character, will you become a god directly?

The game was only less than five minutes into the match.

The Mexican player named Pol had a close contact with the goal post with his balls.

When all the male audience saw this scene through the live broadcast.

They all took a breath.

They felt a chill in their lower body.

Although it was not them whose balls were broken, the pain could be transmitted through the live broadcast of the game.

He Wei is indeed a professional football commentator.

He suppressed his smile and explained in a serious tone.

Well, we are professionals and generally do not laugh.

"Boll, the Mexican player wearing the No. 11 jersey, seems to have had some problems and collided with the goal post."

"Well, it seems that his lower body is seriously injured. Now he is pressing his lower body and wailing in pain. He must be seriously injured! Let's pray for him."

Pray that this guy's balls are really broken.

The black-bellied He Wei silently added this sentence in his heart.

Don't mention how refreshing it is in his heart.

Boll, a guy who can't control his lower body, should be made to lose the function of his lower body to relieve his anger.

Jiang Shu, who was standing aside, saw Boll being put on a stretcher and carried away urgently, and couldn't help but twitch his mouth.

He just wanted to predict that the Mexican team would win and make them lose this key battle to qualify for the group stage.

Unexpectedly.

Under the effect of the character card [Poison Milk Master].

Boll's balls became the first victim of this game.

Sorry!

Jiang Shu could only mourn for Boll's balls for 0.1 seconds.

…………

It is unclear whether Bol's testicles were broken.

But one thing is certain.

With such a serious injury, he will not be able to participate in the next game.

The head coach of the Mexican team covered his forehead and had no choice but to replace a substitute player.

The domestic fans who saw this scene.

had a strong sense of déjà vu.

It seems that in the last game that Jiang Shu commented on.

That is, the game between France and Qatar.

A similar situation happened.

"Today, it won't follow the plot of the French team's match the day before yesterday!"

"Jiang Shu, the great wizard of poisonous milk, is really so powerful when casting spells on the spot! Whoever wins will be injured and leave the field one by one."

"Hiss, is it so weird? It makes my back cold!"

"The above people must have never known about Jiang Shu's deeds. I can only say that today's operation is not worth mentioning compared to Jiang Shu's brilliant past performance."

"I regret it. As an old fan of Jiang Shu, when he predicted that the Mexican team would win tonight, I should have bet on the Icelandic team without hesitation."

Although only one player of the current Mexican team was injured and left the field.

But some of Jiang Shu's fans.

can already foresee the next game script.

As expected.

It is the same as these people predicted.

Twenty minutes after the game started.

Two more Mexican players were injured and left the field.

The reason for the injury was that the two players were only staring at the ball at their feet and didn't notice each other, so their heads collided violently.

Both of them fainted on the spot.

Two more substitutes were substituted in, although the situation was still 11 vs. 11.

But the Mexican team was in low morale, and three players were missing from the main lineup.

The advantage obviously became the Icelandic team.

"Attack, attack! Iceland has sounded the horn of attack and counterattack!"

"After losing three main players, Mexico is no longer so scary."

"The ball went in, one to zero. Iceland is temporarily leading Mexico by one to zero."

"...Another goal! Iceland found a defensive loophole in Mexico and scored another goal!"

"...Huh, the referee blew the whistle to end the game. The game is over. Iceland defeated Mexico 3 to 1 and advanced to the knockout stage of the World Cup."

"As for Mexico, it was eliminated at home!"

"But there is good news for Mexico. That is, they were eliminated at their doorstep, so they can go home with their bags and save money on air tickets!"

Jiang Shu directly came up with a wave of murderous and heart-breaking attacks.

Many fans and viewers who were watching the live broadcast laughed happily.

It seems that Mexico and Jiang

There was some kind of hatred between them that they didn't understand.

Even after being eliminated, they still had to be whipped by Jiang Shu.

…………

Mexico City.

In a large hospital.

Boer was lying on a white bed in a hospital gown, watching the live broadcast of the Mexican team being eliminated on the TV in front of him.

His eyes were dull and he was in a daze.

They actually... lost.

In other words, the $500,000 bonus promised to each of them by the Football Association was completely gone.

At this time, the door of the ward was pushed open.

A doctor in a white coat and a young nurse walked in.

"Boer, right?"

"Doctor, I am."

"The scan results are out, and your two testicles are basically necrotic, which means that your male function is completely lost."

Boer was dumbfounded when he heard the doctor's words.

A few lines of tears were left on his face.

"Doctor, is there really no chance of saving it?"

"No. It's completely necrotic, there's no need to save it. And you need to have surgery as soon as possible to cut off your necrotic testicles."

"Ah? Cut it off?!"

"Yes, cut it off to cure it forever!"

"..."

Boll lay on the bed, his tears soaking the pillow.

His little brother was going to leave him completely.

After cutting off his little brother, his career as a football player would definitely be cut off.

I heard that in ancient China, there was a profession called eunuch, and there were no little brothers.

I don't know if he can find a job in China after the operation.

…………

China.

As Iceland beat Mexico unexpectedly.

The domestic football forum was completely blown up.

Five games, five games in a row.

As long as he stood in the commentary booth.

The game was an upset, without exception!

What's even more outrageous is.

In these five games, Jiang Shu's predictions before the game were all wrong.

He didn't predict any one game correctly.

This is very weird!

Five games were upset + five games were predicted in the opposite direction.

As long as you are a normal human being, you can't do such an outrageous thing!

So.

After the game.

In addition to the posts discussing the World Cup itself, there were also a lot of posts related to Jiang Shu on domestic forums.

[Just to be f*cking outrageous, I dug out all the predictions before each game that Jiang Shu commented on, and it really wasn't a single prediction that was correct! ]

[Buy the opposite of the prediction, and the villa is by the sea! Is it reliable to buy the victory or defeat in the opposite direction of the game result predicted by Jiang Shu! ]

[Successful pentakill! A review of several major tragedies caused by the poisonous milk master Jiang Shu in the World Cup! ]