I’m a Big Boss In Uncle Jiu’s World

Chapter 158: The Immortal Splashes Water (Please subscribe)

“However, you need to change your name, and you cannot join the army with your real name. This is a hidden dragon, just like a dragon swimming in shallow water to protect itself.”

Liu Dalong explained: "But the word "dragon" cannot be forgotten and cannot be lost at all, otherwise there will be no chance of flying dragons in the sky?

 So under the guidance of the old Taoist priest, I changed my name to Liu Long in order to keep the dragon. Later, I joined the army under the name Liu Long and experienced hundreds of battles. Finally, as the old Taoist priest said, I grew into a warlord.

 As the name was called, it changed from Liu Long to Dalong, and then to Liu Dalong...

 After I became famous and returned to my hometown in fine clothes, my first thought was not about pleasure and enjoyment. Instead, I mobilized all my strength to find the old Taoist priest again and try to keep him by my side.

But the old Taoist priest was not greedy for pleasure, and he didn't care about money. For the sake of my sincerity, he helped me choose a site to rebuild the ancestral hall. Then he drifted away, and I have never seen him again since then. "

 “He is truly a man of God.”

Uncle Jiu stood in front of the ancestral hall, pointed in all directions and said: "This place is on a hillside, facing the sea to the east, and backed by mountains. The sea breeze blows the moisture in, and it is blocked by the mountains. When there is a cold wind, it will rain, so Sun rain occurs from time to time, and this pattern of Feng Shui pipes is called fairy splashing water.”

“Yes, yes, that’s what the old Taoist priest said at the beginning.” Liu Dalong was happy and gave a rare compliment: “Lin Jiu, you are a Taoist priest who can do well!”

Uncle Jiu glanced at him and said, "Then did he tell you that there are advantages and disadvantages to the gods splashing water?"

"Of course I did, and the explanation was very detailed." Liu Dalong said without hesitation: "Not to mention the pros and cons, he also said that the gods splashed water and should not be buried in the ground. If the coffin touches the ground, it will be unlucky for the whole family. Please open the door if someone comes."

The guard opened the door, and Uncle Jiu walked in first, pointing to the pillars that hung the coffin and soaked in the golden basin of water, and said: "Even the pillars are separated by golden basins of water. That old Taoist seems not only kind-hearted, but also very careful. Commander, do you know his name?"

“I remember it was called Sammo Hung,” Liu Dalong said.

"Pfft." Qin Yao couldn't help laughing.

“What are you laughing at? Do you know him?” Uncle Jiu asked.

Qin Yao said in his heart: Don’t we know each other? "Lam Ching-ying" is both a member of "Sammo Hung".

 In fact, this is the reason why the old Taoist priest in the movie was named this way.

 “I don’t know, I don’t know, it’s just that this name has the same name as a person in my memory.”

Uncle Jiu was speechless and couldn't understand what was so funny about this. He turned to Liu Dalong and said, "Let's have a look. There must be a coffin on the ground."

“I saw it.” At this time, Qin Yao suddenly pointed to a coffin in the corner and said.

“Who is in this coffin?” Uncle Jiu walked over and asked in a solemn voice.

 “My dad.” Liu Dalong responded.

 “Become a zombie.”

 Liu Dalong: “???”

Looking at his confused look, Uncle Jiu shook his head and said, "The corpse air is leaking out. If you don't believe me, go and smell it."

 Liu Dalong: “…”

 I'm sick,

 Go and smell the corpse gas!

 “Come, open the coffin.”

 Four guards stepped forward, working in pairs, and tried to open the coffin lid from two directions. However, even though they tried their best, the coffin lid still did not move at all.

“Don’t try. It seems that the coffin lid is bitten by corpse energy and cannot be opened during the day.” Uncle Jiu said.

“Then come back in the evening?” Liu Dalong asked.

"If you come at night, the corpse will be restrained. Your father will wake up as soon as the coffin lid is opened." Qin Yao said lightly.

 Liu Dalong: “…”   Paralyzed.

 My father has been dead for many years.

　　It’s not like I slept all night!

“Master, he was bitten by his father. Can he pull out his father’s teeth, grind them into powder, mix them with water and feed them to him, so that he can fight the poison with poison and dissolve the corpse poison?” Qin Yao asked uncertainly.

Even though Uncle Jiu said this himself in the movie, he is not sure whether the knowledge in the movie can be applied to reality.

“Where did you hear this theory?” Uncle Jiu asked curiously.

Qin Yao made a haha: "I think I heard it said when two ghosts were chatting. I don't know if it is true."

Uncle Jiu nodded and said, "If you can't find any other antidote, this is indeed a way."

"In that case, why don't I try to open the coffin lid? His father bit him while he was sleeping, and let him extract his teeth while his father was sleeping. It can be regarded as retaliation. ”

 Liu Dalong: “…”

Uncle Jiu: “…”

 There seems to be no problem with the logic.

"Mr. Qin, please do it." Shao Qing, Liu Dalong said decisively.

 Compared with pulling out his father’s teeth, he is more worried about becoming a zombie in the future.

 As a warlord, he has as much power as a Turkish emperor, but he is far from enjoying it enough!

Qin Yao strode to the coffin, bent down, pressed the bottom of the coffin with his left hand, and held the lid of the coffin with his right hand. He exerted force on his arms and tightened his muscles. The internal energy of the Da Huang Ting in his body surged crazily, pouring into the meridians of both arms, so that The exposed palms seemed to glow with golden light.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ifies…

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ifies…

"Snapped!"

His strength worked wonders, and the coffin lid that was originally tight was shattered into pieces by his palm. The corpse energy that had been clinging to the coffin lid now had a breakthrough, and overflowed along the cracked hole.

 “This smells so good.” Liu Dalong took a breath, and a look of relief suddenly appeared on his face.

 As if he had smoked a lot of smoke, floating on the clouds.

Uncle Jiu’s expression changed slightly, and he immediately grabbed his wrist and forced him to exit the ancestral hall as quickly as possible.

 “Lin Jiu, what are you doing?” After going out, the feeling of ecstasy disappeared instantly. An unknown fire suddenly rose in Liu Dalong’s heart and he shouted loudly.

Uncle Jiu let go of his wrist and said calmly: "If you want to turn into a zombie as soon as possible and lose all the feelings and even emotions as a human being, then you can go in and breathe in it as much as you want."

Liu Dalong was shocked, but he was unwilling to give in. He pointed at Qin Yao and said, "Why is he in there?"

Uncle Jiu said calmly: "He has killed more zombies than you have ever heard of."

 Liu Dalong: “…”

  Is this explaining or showing off?

 Inside the ancestral hall.

When the corpse in the coffin was almost gone, Qin Yao opened the old coffin lid, and then dropped the coffin on the ground with a bang. He lowered his head and looked inside the coffin, and saw Liu Dalong and his father, Mr. Long, wearing a black suit. He was lying in the center of the coffin, wearing a long coat and a black military hat. He died in an elegant manner.

"Okay, let's go in." Outside the ancestral hall, Uncle Jiu sniffed and said to Liu Dalong who kept scratching his hands.

Liu Dalong nodded and said to the guard accompanying him: "Go get a saw and prepare the teeth... Damn, I don't know what zombie teeth taste like or if I can drink it."

 (End of this chapter)