I’m a Scumbag [Quick Wear]

     Before Shao Yu could get up, the voice rang again.

    "Your Majesty, it's time to get up."

    The voice was tense and fearful.

    Shao Yu got up.

      Look at what Your Majesty means, it seems like that's it?

    Is it because of a dream? The inner waiter was thinking in a mess, when he was dressing the emperor, he had tied a wrong belt without knowing it.

    Shao Yu lowered her head, staring at the waiter with eyes like dead fish.

    True Death Gaze.

    The servant took a step back in fright, and Zhao Wufu, the head of the servant, immediately slapped him and scolded, "You can't do a little thing well if you kill him."

    The little waiter thought that someone made the wrong tea last time, and he ended up being punished for fifty, and half his life was lost, he was so scared that he trembled.

    Shao Yu waved his hand and said, "Punish him with three months' salary."

    The little housekeeper retreated tremblingly, and Zhao Wufu stepped forward to help Shao Yu get dressed again.

    Shao Yu yawned, looking at the bright sky outside, her heart was full of worry.

     On the way to the main hall, Shao Yu took time to take a look at the plot.

      's son.

    The late emperor was diligent in political affairs all his life, and he was balancing the relationship between his sons all his life. When he came to Shao Yu, a young son, he had nothing to do. He was born with a playful and troublesome temperament, and it was because of this. , I didn't attract the taboos of the older brothers, but with such a temper, I really can't be a qualified monarch.

    The original body was pushed up by the ducks on the shelf. The first emperor was afraid that his throne would not be stable, so he chose the daughter of the general for him as his wife, and welcomed the young lady of the prime minister's house as his concubine. Wu can also be considered as a check and balance of each other.

    But after the original body ascended the throne, the original arrogance and playfulness became tyrannical and extravagant because no one could control it.

    The original body was in power for ten years, and he built a large number of construction projects, built a palace, and expropriated levies. In the end, it caused a lot of resentment among the people. Then, because of the harsh criticism of the frontier army, it led to mutiny in the army, and the victims of disasters all over the country rose up, and finally the dynasty fell.

      , Only the queen who was in the cold palace alone accompanied the original body and died generously.

    [Ding! Mission 1: Be a good emperor. Mission 2: Protect Queen Gu Yunshu. ]

    Shao Yu raised her eyebrows, this is still a dual-task world.

    He didn't have time to think, he was surrounded by attendants and entered the main hall, and after receiving the pilgrimage of civil and military officials, he sat on the dragon chair and yawned, looking at his face full of serious colors the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs.

    "Don't be in a hurry to talk about state affairs, Zhu Aiqing might as well talk about what time you get up in the morning." Shao Yu said lazily.

    The ministers were not angry when they saw him like this, obviously they were used to seeing his absurdity.

    The Prime Minister Liu started, and said: "If you go back to Your Majesty, the courtier's house is far from the palace gate, so you will get up at the beginning of Yinshi (three o'clock)."

    The court meeting started at 5:00, and got up at 3:00, which showed that the prime minister was diligent.

    "The minister also got up at the beginning of the day."

    "The minister too."

    Even if someone is close to the palace and didn't get up at the beginning of Yin Shi, in order to show their diligence, they can only follow that they got up at the beginning of Yin Shi.

    The ministers and workers said this, no one dared to pass the prime minister, only one person opened the mouth and said: "When the minister is ugly (a little), it will start."

    The ministers all looked at him, this person is not someone else, but the father of His Majesty's most favored concubine Xu Guifei: Lord Xu Jianning.

    Xu Jianning was originally a small officer of the Ministry of Rites. Because of the imperial concubine, he has been promoted to several ranks. Now he is the left servant of the Ministry of Rites. The post of Minister of Rites.

    Because of his experience, many courtiers were born with the idea of ​​"not giving birth to a man and giving birth to a woman". Xu Jianning has no ability. The horns are huddled in the corners, and I can't even participate in the big court meeting.

    Xu Jianning's house was given by the emperor. It was only a quarter of an hour away by carriage from the palace gate.

    "Yo, Xu Aiqing turned out to be so diligent." Shao Yu was amazed.

    "No wonder, no wonder." Shao Yu sighed twice, and in the puzzled look of all the ministers, he continued: "No wonder Aiqing's eyes are dark blue, I thought you were overindulgence. , I didn't expect it to be too diligent."

    Some ministers looked at Xu Jianning's empty face and couldn't help laughing.

    "Recently, there are rumors in Beijing that Lord Xu has several daughters in the night. The minister thought it was a rumor, but now, looking at the face of the Lord, I believe it." A military general said with a smile.

    As soon as these words came out, the hall burst into laughter.

    "You guys, you talk nonsense and slander others!" Xu Jianning blushed with anger.

    "Hey, Mr. Xu, Mr. Xu, don't be angry, don't be angry, Lao Cheng, I'm a rude person, I can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth, I misunderstood Mr. Xu, I'm here to accompany you ." The general laughed and laughed, and if he didn't accompany him, he would come as if he didn't want money.

    After this incident, in the eyes of others, Xu Jianning's early waking up was a complete joke.

    "Master Xu is the father of the imperial concubine, and the imperial concubine often told her to work hard in the harem. It is a good thing to get up early and be diligent, but it should not be too much. Master Xu is also getting old and should pay attention to health preservation. The imperial doctor yesterday I’m still saying that it’s not advisable to get up earlier than Chen Shi (seven o’clock), you are all pillars of the country, and some of you have homes far away from the palace gate, so it’s not as good as this, the time for the court meeting in the future will start at 9 o’clock.”

    As soon as Shao Yu said this, the whole hall was in an uproar.

    The court meeting was originally once every ten days, starting at 9:00 o'clock (5:00) and ending at noon (11:00). The emperor did this, wouldn't it greatly shorten the time of the court meeting.

    Such a short time was not enough to finish everything, the emperor was too lazy to go to the study during the day, how can he talk about state affairs like this now!

    The ministers wailed, "It must be irresponsible."

    It was as if Shao Yu had dug their ancestral graves.

    Shao Yu was a little impatient, and said with a cold face: "The imperial concubine weeps in the harem every day, saying that her father has worked hard for half his life, but now I know that the imperial concubine's father is like this Diligence, I really can't believe that there are such loyal people in the world, this matter is settled like this, and there is no need to discuss it again."

    "Your Majesty can't do it." Prime Minister Liu Da stood up and pleaded.

    Concubine Liu Xian, the granddaughter of the prime minister, although she is a concubine and has a strong family background, she is like a transparent person in the harem. Seeing that the dynasty was about to collapse, Prime Minister Liu Da returned to his hometown, and Concubine Liu Xian asked to go out of the palace to pray for the country.

    Then the leader of the rebel army ascended the throne, and again and again, asked Liu Da to come out as a slaughter, and accepted another granddaughter of Liu Da as a concubine.

    The Liu family is not loyal enough, but they care more about themselves. This is human nature. Shao Yu can understand it, but what he cannot understand is that the Liu family will gain power in the future and kill the remnants of the queen's mother family. .

    Liu Da saw Shao Yu being so arbitrary at this time, and he already had the intention of retreating.

    Comparing with the pleas of the courtiers, one person stood up and said, "Your Majesty is merciful to the hard work of the courtiers, and it is the act of the Mingjun to benefit the courtiers."

    The ministers saw that the person who spoke was Hu Qingsong, the right servant of the Ministry of Rites. They all glanced at the old minister of the Ministry of Rites, and the former Xu Jianning was also a member of the Ministry of Rites. .

      During the great court meeting, I can tell your Majesty the details." The man paused for a while, then continued: "Your Majesty, it's better to change the great court meeting to once every five days. This way, even if it can't be finished in one day, it will be in a few days. Time to recount.”

    Shao Yu had a thoughtful look on her face.

    The ministers felt that this was the way it should be, and immediately did not think that Hu Qingsong was a traitor.

    Anyway, this emperor has nothing to do on weekdays, so it was just as good for him to kill him last time.

    Shao Yu had a look of embarrassment on her face, and finally glanced at Xu Jianning and said, "Lord Xu is so diligent, obviously he thinks it should be so. Since this is the case, I will allow it."

    The expressionless Xu Jianning:? ? ?

    Your Majesty, how can you see that I would rather do this? The less the emperor goes to the court, the more opportunities for the concubine to blow his ears, and the more opportunities he has. superior? I don't want to be subject to public executions often at great court meetings, but the emperor has made up his mind and is obviously unwilling to change.

    "You have a very flexible mind, what is it called?" Shao Yu asked Hu Qingsong.

    Hu Qingsong was excited when he heard this, and replied, "This minister is Hu Qingsong, the right servant of the Ministry of Rites."

    "Well, you are fine, I remember."

    The court meeting was soon dismissed. As soon as Shao Yu returned to the Hall of Kindness, which was dedicated to handling political affairs, he collapsed on the couch.

    Zhao Wufu was stunned for a moment, and asked cautiously, "Your Majesty, if the imperial concubine is here."

    Shao Yu glanced at him sideways, and said, "How did you talk, the imperial concubine is not human?"

    Zhao Wufu hurriedly responded.

    Shao Yu glanced at him again, smiled and said: "Wufu, the sound is not good, the name is not good, let's call it Liufu."

    Zhao Liufu, who has changed his name, hurriedly knelt down to thank him.

    Said Cao Cao Cao Cao came.

    Concubine Xu was followed by a cloud of servants, and was stopped before she entered the hall.

    "Bold, our empress dares to stop." The **** next to the imperial concubine said in a thin voice to the obstructing attendant.

    Concubine Xu gave him a sideways glance. She has been favored by the emperor over the past year, not to mention Zhao Liufu, and even the empress does not care about her at all. She has a arrogant temperament. , then said: "How could your majesty not even see this palace, could it be that you are Hu Qin?"

    "Niangniang, how dare the servants dare to deceive you, Your Majesty will meet in the morning today, I got up early and tired, and when Your Majesty wakes up, the servants tell him that you have been here, how?" Zhao Liufu cautiously said.

    Concubine Xu nodded casually when she heard this, and said, "That's fine."

    Finally sent the person away, Zhao Liufu touched the sweat on his forehead, and he cautiously returned to the hall.

    When Shao Yu woke up, he felt refreshed and refreshed. He only took two steps when he got up, and saw a mountain of memorials on the table.

    Shao Yu opened a book at will, glanced at it hastily, and felt that her eyes hurt so much, she put it down again.

    I flipped through another book, and there were still dense words on it.

    Shao Yu flipped through several books one after another, still like this, he walked around the bookcase a few times, and finally said: "Liu Fu, Liu Da, Yan Kai, and all the six books are called here. ."