I’m a Scumbag [Quick Wear]

    There are eight people in total, all of whom are important officials of the imperial court. When they were summoned, these people were still a little surprised. When they met each other at the gate of Qinzheng Hall, they felt even more strange.

    After all, the emperor above his head is the most impatient to see these old things. Why are you so interested today, and you want to see all of them?

    "Liu Xiang, do you know why Your Majesty summoned me to wait?" The Minister of the Household asked cautiously.

    Liu Da shook his head and said, "You will know when you go in."

    The eight people thought that the emperor would summon one by one, but they never thought that Zhao Liufu would directly invite everyone in.

    Shao Yu had several memorials spread out in front of him, but he was half lying on the low couch.

    Several old ministers glanced at each other and confirmed their eyes, this is still the lazy emperor who is absurd all day long.

    "I read a few memorials today, and I am very sad, very sad." Shao Yu sat up, looking at the eyes of several ministers full of condemnation, as if they had done something heinous Things are normal.

    Shao Yu continued to beat his chest and said, "Look at these books, look at these books! Look at them all!"

    Liu Da stepped forward and carefully read the memorials, and several other people also came up and circulated them to each other.

    Several people continued to look confused, this memorial seems very normal, and it doesn't look like something is wrong.

    Is it the content of the memorial that offended this majesty?

    Yan Kai saw a memorial in it, and it was his students who participated in the Beijing Camp Commander Wei Lin.

    He suddenly jumped in his heart, Wei Lin is not big or small, his own students participated in the performance of Wei Lin, his students and Wei Lin were mortal enemies, this participation Even Yan Kai couldn't tell the truth.

    Yan Kai also thought that Wei Lin was Xu Jianning's wife and brother, could it be that Concubine Xu in the palace was blowing some pillow wind, and His Majesty came to seek them out?

    Liu Da also found the memorial of his nephew in it. His nephew Liu Xian was appointed to the prefecture in Hejian, but he was crying poor in the memorial. come up. This clan nephew was in Hejian, and for three years in a row, he was crying and crying, but the annual ceremony he sent to the prime minister's mansion did not decrease. Liu Da was very clear about the tricks, but he pretended not to know.

    Liu Da was thinking about the emperor, and a few days ago he was talking about building a palace in the North and South Roads. Could it be that he was angry because the money did not come together? A cold sweat broke out behind him, secretly thinking that the emperor suspected that his nephew was instigating the embezzlement of tax and silver?

      Either played or played.

    Eight court officials, the thoughts in their minds are somewhat consistent, and they feel that Shao Yu's ordering them to come will definitely not be so simple, there must be something wrong, and the emperor is offended.

    The more the old foxes think, the more they think about how to shirk their responsibilities.

    "You know what's wrong?" Shao Yu asked lazily.

    The emperor, who has always shown absurdity to others, questioned a few people at this time, and they were inexplicably aware of a trace of majesty.

    In the end, Yan Kai bit the bullet and said, "Your Majesty might as well say it more clearly, so that the minister can correct his mistakes when he has a chance."

    Shao Yu snorted coldly, pointed to his eyes, then pointed to the densely packed words in the memorial, and said unhappily, "Every one of them is too long, because I want to look bad. My eyes? Are these still human?"

      In addition, several people felt that it was quite absurd.

    Liu Da experienced this false alarm and despised the emperor a little more. Such a lazy and foolish emperor will sooner or later lose his ancestral foundation.

    "It's not as good as this, the ministers and the others draw up a decree, strictly follow the memorandum, and avoid some empty words, what does Your Majesty think?" Liu Da asked.

    Shao Yu nodded and said, "The chancellor is a bit brainy."

    Liu Da, who was a little brainy, just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, when he heard Shao Yu continue: "It's not enough, my time is precious, to read so many memorials in one day, if you read carefully, Everyone is exhausted."

    The hearts of several important officials jumped, the emperor meant it, it seemed that he wanted to decentralize?

    Shao Yu went on to say: "You guys should first draw up a format for the memorial. It must be concise and clear at a glance, so that I can read the memorial in the shortest time."

    Liu Da said tentatively: "Your Majesty will give the minister three days, and then the minister will present the newly drafted format to His Majesty."

    It is not difficult to draw up a new format for the playbook, Liu Da turned around and instructed his subordinates to do it well. His Majesty will come to toss himself whenever there is trouble in the future.

    "What are you waiting for three days, such a trivial matter takes a long time? Could it be that Liu Xiang's ability is limited, so such a trivial matter can't be done now?" Shao Yu asked.

    Shao Yu said this very rudely, Liu Xiang has a high weight, and has been treated like this for a long time, he immediately blushed with anger, but it was not easy to attack because the other party was the emperor.

    "Your Majesty's request looks simple, but it is not so easy to implement. There are many emergencies, and the subordinates need to draw up a suitable charter, which takes a lot of time ” Liu Xiang explained.

    Shao Yu looked at the other important officials and said, "I asked you to come here, not to let you watch the fun, Liu Xiang is too busy, you don't know how to help? I want you to bring out all the things you need before sunset today.”

    Shao Yu is rarely seen so vigorously and vigorously, which makes several ministers feel quite pressured. Also them.

    Soon, the old ministers called in eight or nine helpers, and the side room of the Qinzheng Hall was full of people, and Shao Yu was not idle. Whenever they were about to produce results, Shao Yu ran over to make a new request, but Shao Yu didn't make it clear at one time, such a tossing and turning was like a very difficult Party A's father, and in the end, everyone wanted to shout at him, "Don't come over here. what".

    A group of people was so tossed by him that they couldn't even take a few sips of water, but Shao Yu had eaten and drank enough in the main hall from time to time to urge the progress to find a little fault, this is very annoying .

    "This old bone can't bear it anymore." The Minister of Rites looked at Shao Yu's absence and whispered to Yan Kai.

    Yan Kai nodded, his expression full of exhaustion, and said, "Isn't it? Our majesty, we don't know what kind of wind we are pumping.

    The Minister of the Household came over and said, "It is better to toss us than to toss the state treasury."

    The Ministry of Household is in charge of money, and the Minister of the Household is the one who is most afraid of seeing Shao Yu, for fear that the master will ask him for money again.

    "It's done."

    There was a burst of cheers from a group of young officials who were later called to help.

    "What's the noise? Don't even look at this place!" Liu Xiang scolded them.

    Most of the old ministers are doing things to grasp the direction. To really do practical things, you have to rely on these young ministers. It’s just that the young people are not too impetuous, and the old ministers have to put a lot of pressure on them.

    "Yo, it's done?" Shao Yu walked in with a smile.

    At this time, in this room, let alone the young ministers, even the old ministers looked at this master and felt like a big devil.

    These young courtiers didn't have a chance to meet the Holy Spirit at first, so today I've seen enough, but it's a question of whether they want to see each other again.

    Shao Yu took over the final charter, which was densely written, and listed four templates for the memorial, yes, four, after his long search for faults, these courtiers tossed out four Play this template.

    There are four templates, because the content of the memorial is divided into four types: A, B, C, D, and the "A" level is an urgent matter, which is used to report urgent matters, such as border wars, natural and man-made disasters in various places, etc. " Grade B is used to report important daily matters, and grade C is used to report summaries, such as quarterly and year-end debriefing, etc. In Shao Yu’s view, “Ding” is a special memorial for courtiers to flatter the king. , please, thank you, congratulations, etc., all use Ding and other memorials.

    When the four kinds of memorials are played, the officials of the memorial will determine the type of the memorials, and establish a copy system. Except for the memorials that are not released, all the memorials will be copied by a specialized organization and then sealed for safekeeping.

    The content format of the memorial is also listed in great detail under Shao Yu's criticism again and again.

    First of all, the playbook should have an outline table of contents, the table of contents of the outline should be clear at a glance, which greatly saves the reader's time, and then the content explanation must be detailed, the language must be objective, try not to bring too much emotion, so as not to affect the reader's judgment.

    Shao Yu emphasized another point, use real numbers to speak more and minimize imaginary numbers.

    In addition to the content requirements of the memorial, the review process of the memorial has also been changed. Now a cabinet has not been established, and all the memorials are stacked on Shao Yu. If Shao Yu does not deal with it, many things cannot be decided. , it can only be solved by waiting for someone in the Great Court to propose it.

    The original body in the plot, these memorials are mixed in various types, and they are not prioritized. It took him ten years to do this **** before the country perished, and it was because of his luck that he lasted so long.

    Since Shao Yu wants to be a wise ruler, he can't go on like this anymore, but he doesn't want to do everything by himself, so it is very necessary to save time and effort from the procedure.

    Shao Yu took out a charter he wrote on the spot and handed it to several important officials.

    Liu Da frowned after taking a look.

    This time and space does not have the Ming Dynasty. In this charter that Shao Yu came up with, he proposed to establish a cabinet like the lighting dynasty. The cabinet has a total of seven cabinet elders, and the emperor will read it first. It was then handed over to the seven elders for review. After reviewing, the opinions were written on a piece of paper. This was the "vote draft", which was then approved by the emperor's royal pen, Zhu Zhu.

    After the approval, the original copy will be returned to the official, and the copy will be sealed for future verification.

    If the cabinet can really be established, it will undoubtedly be a department with great authority, and several important ministers present are a little moved.

    We set up seven elders, but today there are eight important ministers. Obviously, one of the people present is going to kick one person. The eight people looked at each other, but they had the same idea:

    I am so important, I am definitely not kicked out!