I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG
Chapter 350: I want to lick the screen!
It was another guess, and no one got it right.
The camera moved to the other end of the gravel road, and a tall, well-proportioned figure walked into the camera step by step with a chic pace.
In the later stage, it was accompanied by a very emotional BGM, which flashed from several angles, and adjusted the atmosphere of appearance to the highest level.
Starting from the legs, a pair of long legs made many female audience exclaim "Long-legged Oppa". Is this Lee Min Ho or Wu Yifan?
The legs of such a well-proportioned male celebrity in the entertainment industry seem to be such a few people.
From another angle, I jumped to the upper body, the upper body is even, and all information is hidden under the clothes.
But judging from the size of the clothes and the shoulders, some experienced female viewers believe that this person is also very good! And the visual inspection is very young, it should be some small fresh meat.
"Hurry up and look at your face, the **** late stage, it's so mysterious!"
The audience began to feel anxious, who is this Nima?
The final angle finally jumped to the face.
It was a face without any dead ends.
Facial sculptures, sword eyebrows and star eyes, Yan Ru Shunhua!
People can't find a place to complain.
Those perfectionists often find blemishes on the face of any male celebrity. The nose is too collapsed, the lips are ugly, the eyes are too small, the skin is too dark and so on.
These are on his face, but there is no trace.
These five senses, this has to be a ‘work’ that can be portrayed with ingenuity?
Is this the dream girl that Nuwa sister pinched out?
It must be.
The female viewers in front of the TV, holding the remote control, hold down their heartbeat.
Don't jump, don't jump, and be more reserved!
Damn it! Go **** reserved! I want to lick the screen!
Many female audience members were confused by Jiang Siming's appearance.
"Who is this?"
There are far fewer people watching live broadcasts than watching TV. There is a reason why TV stations can still stand up in live webcasts and online videos.
No matter how popular live broadcasts are in front of TV, they are still younger brothers, so there are still many people who don't know Jiang Siming.
Besides, Jiang Siming rarely shows his face, and even fewer people know.
Fortunately, the program team had already prepared, and immediately narrated and edited to tell everyone who they were. This is more interesting than the director's statement.
"Jiang Siming! The first person in China to broadcast live, with super popularity and fan base, went to London FGS PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds World Tournament in 2019, led his team to win the world championship with his personal strength, and fans countless foreign players!"
The voice of the narration is very magnetic, and he speaks passionately, coupled with the video of Jiang Siming's victory in London on the night.
The audience was brought into it very easily.
Many viewers slapped their thighs, it turned out to be Myojin!
"At the same time! He is still a musical genius! A total of seven singles were released in two months. "Walking Horse", "Luzhou Moon", "Little Love Song", etc., all topped the major music charts. Single, the latest song "Old Boy" is even more popular!"
Put the background on the major music charts, and all Jiang Siming's songs are in it!
Seeing that many viewers who don't understand the game here are also waking up from a dream, and they can't help but yell damn!
It turned out to be him!
This year's undisputed hottest new singer, no wonder his name is so familiar. He has already appeared in their lives, but they didn't pay attention.
After the narration ended, the camera cut back from Jiang Siming's body to the faces of the five guests.
The male guests have different expressions, taste and admiration.
But Reba was the only female guest, and her expression made many female audiences smile knowingly.
"So handsome~"
The expression of hot covering his mouth.
Later, Reba was given a blushing and heart-warming expression in her eyes. This is indeed what she was like at the time...
Many male audiences started to chuckle in their hearts. Oops, it's a rival in love!
It can be said that Jiang Siming's presence at the scene is half and half of the reputation, many people like it, but many people are not too cold.
I felt that it was too hasty to invite an anchor Internet celebrity singer to participate in the show, and it was just for the enthusiasm of others.
However, there are still many people who are willing to continue watching, and everyone wants to know what Jiang Siming can perform in chicken strips.
Everyone guessed that it should be a copy of Yixing's position, as a vase to sell a cute brush to brush the eyes of female audiences.
The show continues.
Jiang Siming greeted everyone, and the director released the first task. The boxing machine decided different tasks.
After the director said that Reba is a girl who can add points, Jiang Siming just said, "Is Bishi add points?"
Xiao Zhu was very cooperative and transformed into Zhu Bishi. Jiaoli asked the director if he could add more points, but the director refused without even thinking about it.
Yue Yunpeng laughed and said, Little Pig, you were caught up in Jiang Siming's routine.
Jiang Siming immediately raised his head to deny Sanlian, I am not, I am not talking nonsense.
This won the audience laugh, thinking that this new guest can be so fast to integrate into the program, can he throw off his own? not bad.
Immediately afterwards, the piggy hammered a 450 kilograms and surprised everyone. Unexpectedly, the piggy was so strong.
But when they saw Reba also came with a 410, everyone was even more speechless. The Weird Girl is indeed a Weird Girl!
Then when Yue Yunpeng hit 390, the audience laughed.
Yue Yunpeng's face flushed and asked the director to give another chance, and then hammered another 391.
"Your efforts have only added a pound, so it's so heartbreaking."
Jiang Siming's sentence next to him made the audience laugh.
Then Wang Xun hammered five hundred, which everyone thought was the highest.
In the end, it was Jiang Siming's turn. As soon as he punched 1210, all the people in front of the TV opened their mouths and were dumbfounded.
The director didn't believe him, and asked Jiang Siming to give another punch, but he still hammered a 1,000 kilograms.
The audience has a considerable understanding of Jiang Siming's strength, and they all wonder if Jiang Siming is a boxing player...
After the boxing match, they each received the task. Jiang Siming, a newcomer, can actually receive the easiest task, which made the audience admire him.
Everyone took the bus to their respective mission locations.
Xiao Yueyue, who was the first to go down, looked at the small mountain-like goods carried in front of him, and asked for help from the brothers.
"Brothers, can you help..."
Before Xiao Yueyue finished speaking, Jiang Siming let out a cry: "Driver, drive!"
The car ran out of sight, and the audience burst into laughter.
Hahahaha...
Everyone discovered that the show had just begun, and it was really surprising that so many laughs appeared because of Jiang Siming's words.
This on-the-spot flexibility and stalking ability is outstanding!
The car took each guest to the destination, and in the end only Jiang Siming and Reba were sitting in the car.
Reba boringly asked Jiang Siming to make a joke. Jiang Siming asked her how big a scale she could accept.
Reba asked for a normal scale
Jiang Siming asked her whether she would use her left or right hand to go to the toilet.
Reba blushed and replied with the right hand. The audience was also thinking, it must be the right hand. How could someone wipe their **** with their left hand? It's too awkward.
But then, Jiang Siming said: "We all use paper, how do you use it?"
When the audience understood, they all slapped their foreheads, dumbfounded, and were all caught up in Jiang Siming's routine.
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