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Reba was ashamed and angry, and reluctantly asked for another big-scale joke.

Jiang Siming spoke very frankly, dreaming of her in his own dream, and also wet his pants.

The audience laughed and scolded too badly to report driving, suspecting the car without evidence and so on.

However, Jiang Siming's answer was because he dreamed that Reba removes makeup and was scared to pee.

Reba was so angry that he didn't want it, but the audience laughed.

It’s been a long time since I appeared as an interesting guest in a variety show. Many viewers who just want to watch and change channels have not used the remote control for a long time.

The ratings of the show are also steadily increasing, and it has reached the position of 2.5. You must know that the chicken strips were only 2.0 when it first started, and the time has risen to 2.5.

Don't underestimate this 0.5.

Many people don't know how to calculate the ratings.

The audience rating is actually the number of people (or the number of households) watching a certain program/the total number of viewers (or the total number of households).

In other words, if all the TV markets are concentrated, it is 100%.

All TV stations broadcast day and night and are vying for these 100 points.

As for how many stations are there? Science time is up.

There are more than a dozen CCTV channels, from cctv1 to cctv10, plus news channels, opera channels, children's channels, music channels, sports channels, etc., and there are almost 20.

Next there is National Satellite TV.

National Satellite TV is a station that can be viewed in any place in China.

Hunan Satellite TV, Zhejiang Satellite TV, Jiangsu Satellite TV, Dragon TV, Beijing Satellite TV...

There are more than thirty.

Finally, there are local stations and overseas stations, all of which add up to more than one hundred.

These more than one hundred TV stations have seized the one hundred spots, and it is conceivable that there must be more monks than meat.

The CCTV station alone took at least half, and the local and overseas stations were divided by another 20 points.

There are only 30 points left for the National Satellite TV to snatch, and how many guns can be shot depends on the ability of each David TV.

So increasing this 0.5 is already a big improvement.

The current highest ratings are Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Hunan, with close to 3 points on both sides.

Hunan TV is a fast book, and this program has spent a lot of money to invite a lot of big coffee as guests.

Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV is the trump card to trump card, not only the favorite TF after 00, but also the famous comedian Song Xiaobao and the male **** Chen Weiting.

It can be said that both sides have made great efforts, and naturally the ratings will not be low.

Jiang Siming also quickly reaped the fruit, watching Jiang Siming bitterly eat the slices of cake, the audience smiled gleefully and called you skin!

However, the appearance of Jiang Siming's cheeks has turned countless young girls' hearts, and the face value party has risen! And it will soar into the sky!

After eating half of the cake, Jiang Siming resolutely gave up the task and changed tasks with Yue Yunpeng.

But he didn't expect Yue Yunpeng to cheat him. He helped Yue Yunpeng eat more than half of the cake, but Yue Yunpeng didn't help Jiang Siming move anything.

The audience is happier. It seems that this new guest is going to be Sha Yi and is starting to be unlucky. So many goods depend on how you move.

The portable PT advised Jiang Siming to take off his clothes. Then, before Jiang Siming took off his clothes, post-production began to put four characters on the screen.

before!

square!

high!

can!

It seems that post-production is definitely a group of girls! Otherwise, how do you know that this belongs to the ‘high energy’ range (smirk)?

According to PT, Jiang Siming took off his clothes!

hiss! Foggy day! ! !

The whole country does not know how many viewers in front of TV sets wailed and foul language at the same time.

Because of this picture.

"I admit that I am willing to bow down under such a figure and bow my head to be a minister."

"I think I can say goodbye to my deer, go away! Xiao Niang Pao!"

"From today on, fans!"

"XX, my good girlfriend, help me get a new ku, what happened to me just now..."

I don't know how many young girls are swaying in their hearts, how many women can't sleep at night, and how many rotten girls are all over their bodies.

Many game parties are beginning to feel bad. They are witnessing the birth of a super faction with their own eyes, and there is nothing they can do.

It's a pity that this picture soon disappeared, and Jiang Siming put on a vest and began to carry the goods.

Seeing that he carried two oversized cargos effortlessly, everyone knew that the 1,000-jin boxer hadn't joked with them just now.

Along the way, many girls talked to Jiang Siming, and you could tell that Jiang Siming definitely didn't use filters or special effects.

There was nothing that could not be done with Yue Yunpeng, Jiang Siming easily carried all the goods from this small mountain.

And it was the shortest time among other guests. While they were still struggling to sell, Jiang Siming had already finished the last order.

By the way, he gave a wave of piglets, one of the ultimate three essences.

The last one, Jiang Siming, was sent to the clothing store that happened to be Reba. When the two met, it was noisy and not lively.

"You laugh at Sen! I hate it!"

Although Reba was ‘scolding’ Jiang Siming, the audience could clearly see that she hated Jiang Siming at all, but instead had the meaning of flirting.

Is it really a show?

Jiang Siming laughed at Reba's unpredictable makeup, and Reba fought back that he never put on makeup for more than two hours.

Jiang Siming broke out a golden sentence in reply, more than two hours is not called makeup or decoration.

He was so angry and powerless to refute, which made the audience happy and applauded. This is a great sentence! Golden sentence Golden sentence! Take notes!

After that, Reba was actually willing to cooperate with Jiang Siming to sell clothes together, and the audience shouted that there is absolutely adultery!

After Jiang Siming successfully fooled the first customer with this method, many people saw the business opportunity and shouted this trick!

This guy is really clever! Sales talent!

The two people's squabbles, talking and laughing, were seen with gusto in the eyes of the audience.

Countless viewers have said that this wave of CP parties is properly standing!

The funniest thing that made the audience laugh during the period was the scene where Jiang Siming used Reba as a shield to block the water.

The key point is that Jiang Siming wanted to ask Reba for ice cream after he blocked the water.

This scene almost broke everyone's intestines with laughter.

Even the five women in Jiang Siming's house collapsed on the sofa laughing.

"Hahaha, brother, how can you be so bad and use other girls to block the water."

"Reba is so pitiful, got a shower, poof, but it's still funny."

"I'm just thinking about how this guy's head grows. Even if it's like this, I dare to ask people for ice cream, huh."

"Dad did a great job, hehe."

...

Jiang Siming scratched his head when he heard this. He said he was just for the effect of the show, do you believe it?

Dragon TV’s ratings have unknowingly reached 3.3! Officially surpass Hunan and Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV! Take the first seat!

Dongfangtaili and the director group of Chicken Strips are all encouraged and happy. As expected, this show will be very popular!

It is really an extremely wise decision to ask Jiang Siming to come!

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Three shifts~ the high school third-year candidates will be relieved with one day left, blessings in advance! Fireworks up!

Come on, come on, come on~ Oh! This bad adjective~