I’m Really a Superstar

Netizens laugh and pee!

There was a bang on Weibo!

"This Zhang Ye!"

"I'm still kidding on such a big occasion!"

"Puff, why is he so funny!"

"Hahahahaha, I like his shamelessness!"

"Oh, I'm so happy!"

"Ms. Zhang is a wonderful work!"

"Yeah, I changed someone else. Who can't be cautious in this kind of situation? Who can't be nervous and cautious? He's not good, he still dared to talk in front of the whole world. This is not the reason for the press conference after the man-machine war. What! Isn't this talking about the Go world? He is not afraid that the international mathematics world will get angry and cancel his status! I was shocked to hear it! Zhang Ye could do this kind of thing!"

"Hi, what a big deal!"

"It's not that Zhang Ye has never done something more exaggerated!"

"Haha, he is this style, I am used to it!"

"If Teacher Zhang is serious and serious every day, that would be boring!"

"like him!"

"Teacher Zhang is winning glory for the country! Don't worry about this little thing!"

"Which time did Zhang Ye live on a live broadcast before and did not cause any earth-shattering events? Which time did he not scold anyone? This time they didn't even write poems or scold anyone. Be content, now Teacher Zhang has a lot of rest! "

"Puff, I can't refute what I said upstairs!"

There are everything to say, generally speaking, everyone is still acceptable. If another celebrity or other mathematics worker came to such a show, it would definitely be scolded to death by countless people. However, now the person who came up with this set was Zhang Ye, and everyone found that they were actually used to it. , And I was not surprised at all. I fainted and vomited blood. After that, I was also amused.

half an hour.

One hour.

The live broadcast of the press conference is over.

The conference will be broadcast live nationwide, and at the same time, it will soon be spread to Asian and international perspectives!

Dell’s conjecture was confirmed by the mathematicians of the Republic. It’s impossible not to report this kind of big news in the world. It just depends on the strength of reports from various countries!

The meeting adjourned.

Xin Ya grabbed Zhang Ye, rolled her eyes and said, "Can your broken mouth be a bit of a knock on the door?"

Zhang Ye was taken aback, "Huh? What's wrong?"

Dean Pan also came up, "What's wrong with you!"

Wang Yiming couldn't laugh or cry, "We really convinced you!"

"What's wrong with me?" Zhang Ye didn't know why.

Xin Ya stared: "You didn't realize that when you answered the first reporter's question, did you say that part of your speech was familiar? Huh?"

When Zhang Ye thought about it, he really said, "Yes, that's a bit familiar!"

Han Henian smiled bitterly and reminded: "Yesterday's Go conference"

Zhang Ye suddenly recollected it and patted his forehead and said, "Oh, I seem to have used this paragraph yesterday. Hey, I'm familiar with it. I'll just say how smoother it is!" He really isn't. Deliberately, this guy has been doing too much lately, and they have all been together. Every day, there are countless reporters asking questions and countless interviews. Sometimes, he forgets what he said, "Well, I’m a nobleman who forgets things. what!"

"puff!"

"Where can I call myself a nobleman?"

"Forget it, it's already broadcast live anyway, so let's do it."

"Well, your reputation has long been stinking, and everyone is not taking it seriously."

Many domestic mathematicians all talk about you.

Zhang Ye couldn't listen anymore, he said, "Why is my reputation? Then the reporter asked me if I was a hero. I can't say that I am me and I am a hero. You can give the hero a quick knock?"

Everyone was upset!

Who will knock you off!

Dean Pan smiled and said: "Okay, don't be poor Professor Zhang, I still have something to look for you."

"What's the matter?" Zhang Ye asked.

Dean Pan laughed, "Naturally it is a great thing!"

Zhang Ye nodded and said, "I love to hear good things."

Dean Pan said: "Okay, then you follow me."

The others left. Dean Pan and several leaders of the Mathematics Department of Peking University went to the department and walked into an office where I don’t know who it was. Pan Yang looked for it in the drawer, took out a copy, and handed it to Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Look at it."

Zhang Ye was also taken aback when he saw it, "Professor Tige?"

Dean Pan said, "That's right."

This professor is not the previous professor!

Previously, Zhang Ye was an associate professor in the Department of Mathematics of Peking University. However, in this application, it is recommended that Zhang Ye be promoted to a full professor in the Department of Mathematics, one full professor and one full professor. This is too far away, regardless of salary, qualifications, or industry status. , Can’t be compared, and this is a full professor in the Department of Mathematics at Peking University. How many full professors are there in the entire School of Mathematics? People under 45 are almost invisible!

Zhang Ye was a little embarrassed, "Hey, is this appropriate?"

Dean Pan said: "If you think it's OK, I'll report it. It doesn't matter whether you approve or not. This is also the unanimous decision of our School of Mathematics after the meeting."

Zhang Ye chuckled: "My former associate professor was exceptional, right? I have only been a full professor for a year now. Will others gossiping? I'm only twenty-five. Which university do you see has a twenty-five year old? Associate professor? Besides, is it a full professor or a full professor at Peking University?"

Dean Pan said, "If you feel wrong, then forget it."

"Don't! Don't tell me!" Zhang Ye was anxious. "Old Pan, you have all the applications you have taken out. Are you embarrassed to take it back? I must mention it! I am afraid that people gossiping? If I care about other people's gossip, all these years I have died two hundred times earlier!" This sentence is true.

Old Pan?

Dean Pan rolled his eyes!

Zhang Ye said happily, "That's it!"

Dean Pan said: "It depends on whether you agree with the above."

"You have such a big face, can the school leaders disagree?" Zhang Ye felt that Old Pan was very righteous, and he really missed him if he had something good. The title of a real full professor is more real than anything, and more effective than anything!

in the afternoon.

Parent's house.

As soon as he came back, his mother caught him and scolded him!

My mother can't wait to pick up his ears, "Why don't you be so distracted on such a big occasion? You can copy your testimonials? You want to **** me off?"

Zhang Ye said with sweat: "Didn't I forget it."

My mother pointed to the direction of the computer, "Look at other people's Internet, they all trampled you to death, and several experts scolded you, saying that you have a bad attitude towards academics and that you are fooling!"

Zhang Ye smiled and shrugged, "I have so many enemies, and no one hundred or eighty scold me every day. I have to feel that the sun is coming out of the west. If they are willing to scold them, let them scold them. What do they do? Mom, Dad." Looking at his parents, he announced: "Beijing University wants to mention me as a full professor!"

When these words came out, the parents exclaimed!

Dad said excitedly: "Are you set?"

My mother was dumbfounded, "Really?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Really, but it's not decided yet. It should be fine."

My mother said anxiously: "Don't you should! Isn't it confirmed whether such a big thing is confirmed? Don't make me and your dad happy!"

"You can't leave ten." Zhang Ye said.

My mother suddenly excited, "Okay! Okay! Great! I'll talk to your grandpa and grandma!" Then she ran to the landline, picked up the phone and called, "Hey, mom, did you watch TV?" Yes, that conjecture has been cracked. Xiao Ye is now a top international mathematician. Also, tell my dad and family that Xiao Ye is about to mention Peking University's full professor. Really, what am I doing to you! "

In the media, the gossip has also spread!

On the domestic side, there are no impervious walls, inter-connected, complicated interpersonal relationships, and there are always some well-informed people!

Until five o'clock in the afternoon!

Peking University finally announced that Zhang Ye was given the title of full professor in the School of Mathematical Sciences of Peking University!

And what everyone can't think of is that it's not over yet!

Peking University: Give Zhang Ye the title of associate professor in the Chinese Department of Peking University!

After two years in the Chinese Department, the lecturer qualification has become an associate professor?

Full professor of mathematics?

Associate Professor of Chinese Department?

The only double-department professor at Peking University? ? To be continued