I’m Really a Superstar

this day.

Early in the morning.

After a few days of digestion, the entertainment industry has calmed down. There is no news that can stir up a lifetime. Even if the celebrities fight in groups, things will always pass, and there will always be new people or disturbances that continue to appear, and then attract the media and the public. The eyeballs of the people move to the next event, which is the entertainment industry.

The news calmed down.

The internet is calm.

But Zhang Ye's family was not calm anymore. To be precise, Zhang Ye's mother had been in an extremely excited state for the past two days, and could not calm down at all.

My mother was walking back and forth in the house, and she suddenly said something. Recently, she has been so madly talking, "Lao Zhang, is there any beauty salon nearby?"

Dad asked, "What are you doing?"

The mother said: "Beauty, maintenance, wait for our son's wedding day, don't let people look like an old woman, it's not pretty, I have to prepare now."

Dad said with relief: "It's pretty good now."

Zhang Ye also got up, and said helplessly: "Mom, you have been tossing for two days."

"I'm excited!" My mother is still excited, "You said you kid, you are really a silly person, and a leader as big as Xiao Wu can see you. By the way, what time will she leave work today? Will you come to eat at home? You invite someone to strengthen your relationship. Don’t let her fly the duck you got, don’t you know? Xiao Wu is so beautiful and gentle, he will do it for you. Fan, it's still a big leader, you have to hurry up!"

Dad rolled his eyes and said, "You have invited people over for eight meals in the past few days. Can you let Xiao Wu take a break for two days? You can have one meal at noon and one evening, so they don’t do anything else? Enthusiasm, you will scare Xiao Wu again, when the time comes, good things will make you mess up."

My mother glared at him, "I am happy to see Xiao Wu, do you care!"

Ever since Zhang Ye brought Lao Wu home, my mother has no idea how beautiful she is. It can be seen that she is simply too satisfied with Wu Zeqing, a prospective daughter-in-law.

"No, I have to make a call!"

"Mom, who do you call?"

"For the neighbor."

"Oh, didn't you say it, confidential."

"Then I will beat your grandma."

"Don't talk about it, you will know it once you say it."

"Know it."

"Old Wu has a special status, and I am in the entertainment industry. I will announce it when I get married."

My mother was going around the room, looking at the phone for a while, then sitting and stomping, "Oh, hello, it's suffocating me, it's suffocating me!"

Dad and Zhang Ye looked at each other and both smiled helplessly. My mother has nothing else wrong with her, but her mouth is big and she loves to brag. She is very uncomfortable not to let her say such a big thing.

the phone is ringing.

It's from Communication University.

Su Yanhong: "Xiao Zhang, are you out?"

Zhang Ye said, "Go out immediately."

Su Yanhong: "Don't forget today's class, just waiting for you."

"Don't worry, Teacher Su, you can't forget it." Zhang Ye hung up and said to his parents, "Mom, hold back, Dad, I'm going to class."

...

morning.

Media school.

It was still an hour away, the lecture hall was already overcrowded, and many people could be seen running here in the distance!

"I wipe it all full?"

"What time is this."

"Nonsense, this is Zhang Ye's class!"

"I still think I'm here early, why is there no place?"

"Find a place, I have to listen while standing!"

"Yes, the senior class cannot be dropped!"

"Yangko, come, I'll take up land for you!"

"Ah, Qiqi, you are so righteous, I love you to death!"

"Look back and invite me to dinner! Paralyzed, sister came over at six o'clock to occupy the seat!"

"I'll go! You are ruthless!"

Strictly speaking, school has not officially started yet. Freshmen are still in the military training period. They will not end until this afternoon. Classes will have to be officially started tomorrow at the earliest. However, the school specially arranged this session before the start of school to be hosted by Zhang Ye. The courses are also meaningful. Look at this battle, let alone freshmen, even the sophomore and junior broadcasting students are squeezing in, and there are many students from other departments to join in the fun.

This is Zhang Ye's advantage different from other teachers.

He is very popular.

He has a strong appeal.

Everyone likes him.

Outside, Zhang Ye had already arrived, humming a little song and came.

Su Yanhong saw him all the way, and smiled: "Is it in a good mood?"

Zhang Ye said happily, "Haha, good teacher Su."

Lao Wu officially introduced him to his parents, and both of them recognized him. The wedding date is about to come. Can he be upset? The smiles bloomed in his heart.

The head of the broadcasting department smiled and said, "Professor Zhang, you have a very heavy task today."

Zhang Ye nodded, "I understand."

The head of the department said: “I don’t need to say how important the first class is for freshmen. The school has given you this class and has considered a lot. We also believe that you will definitely be competent. To put it bluntly, the class is an enlightenment class, and there is no need to talk about the professional knowledge in the textbook. The teachers of each subject in the formal course will teach you. Your task is to enlighten the freshmen, bring everyone in, and let them feel about our broadcasting system. Interest, it’s better to be a little more interesting, and don’t need to talk about it. The students nowadays are not the same as before.

Zhang Ye said, "Go."

The dean patted him: "Then leave it to you."

Su Yanhong exhorted: "Hehe, speak well, we are also listening below."

Zhang Ye said, "Oh, then I'm under a lot of pressure."

An associate professor in a department laughed and said, "There is pressure to have motivation."

After chatting for a few words, I also met many teachers and professors in the broadcasting department. Zhang Ye looked at his watch, and then he made a big stride into the lecture hall.

The head of the department smiled and said, "Go, let's listen."

Su Yanhong and others also went in and sat down.

Countless pairs of eyes are fixed on the podium!

"Senior!"

"Teacher Zhang!"

"professor Zhang!"

"Wow, so handsome!"

"I was too far away at the welcome party and didn't see it clearly, it's close now!"

"Who said Mr. Zhang is average? I think he is handsome!"

"Yes, it's mainly aura!"

Thunderous applause!

Many freshmen are screaming!

Zhang Ye stood calmly on the podium, stroked the microphone to straighten it, and smiled, "Hello everyone, I am your first class teacher, my name is Zhang Ye."

Applause again!

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "First of all, I want to congratulate you for being able to stand out from so many candidates in the country and be admitted to the top faculty in the nation’s broadcast host. Secondly, I want to thank you for being able to choose here and the Communication University. . About seven or eight years ago, I was sitting here just like you guys, watching the teacher on the podium give me the first class. I didn’t expect that after seven or eight years, I would be honored to stand here and do this Work.” Spreading his hands, “Actually, I didn’t prepare the lecture materials today, and I didn’t have anything. I just wanted to chat with you for the first class, so you don’t need to call me Teacher Zhang, Professor Zhang. Call me "Senior" or "Lao Zhang"."

The freshmen below all laughed.

"Good old Zhang!"

"Hahaha!"

Zhang Ye looked at the audience and said, "I want to ask first, why did you choose the major of broadcasting and hosting?"

In an instant, countless people raised their hands.

Zhang Ye ordered a girl, "Talk about it."

The girl stood up excitedly, "Senior, I took the exam for broadcast host because of you. I want to be an excellent host like you in the future!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Your answer is a bit false. I guess you will say the same when you stand here by another person."

Everyone laughed!

That girl is also happy!

Zhang Ye ordered another one.

The freshman boy stood up and said, "I tried the broadcast host, just like the host, I think it's very handsome."

I asked a few more, and the answers were similar, just like.

Zhang Ye asked again: "Then, what do you think is the most important thing to learn to be a good host?"

"strain?"

"I think it's a lip service!"

"Does it look good?"

"The most important thing is wit!"

This answer is quite different.

Zhang Ye looked at them, "Everyone has a lot of answers, and they have everything they say, but my opinion may not be the same as yours. I think the most important thing about broadcast hosting is precisely the point that everyone ignores, that is language, not The language of foreigners, but our own language, Chinese!"

The students below were all taken aback!

Chinese?

Mandarin? Who doesn't know this?

Su Yanhong also looked at the stage.

Zhang Ye smiled and pointed down, "I saw a lot of people have skeptical eyes on their faces. Everyone can speak, and they can speak Mandarin. Otherwise, the art test interview will not pass. I guess what you think. To learn English well, you have to pass Band 4 in the university in the past few years before you can graduate. This is what everyone cares about, right?"

Many people nodded.

Zhang Ye said: "In fact, I have always disapproved of teaching English as a key subject, and even more disapproving of using CET-4 as the threshold for graduation. As a broadcaster majoring, this is a loss of watermelon and sesame seeds. It is a complete misleading!"

Below is an uproar!

Misleading?

This is what Zhang Ye dare to say!

Su Yanhong smiled bitterly, "Director."

The head of the department smiled and said, "I knew he would not teach according to common sense, so listen first."

Zhang Ye added, "Of course, I didn't say that because of my poor English."

Everyone was amused again!

Zhang Ye said lightly: "Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and all knowledge is in the language. You will learn a series of courses in the future, such as vocalization, such as speed training, such as impromptu speech, such as literature and culture courses, which are actually based on language. However, the most important and basic language is neglected. Instead, English has been put on the agenda. In foreign countries, only foreign hosts can do the job. Similarly, in China, only Chinese hosts It can be done well, why? It’s because of language! In the business of broadcasting and hosting, language is a watershed and the biggest limit! Even if we learn English well, we cannot speak better abroad than foreigners. For the same reason, even if a foreigner learns Chinese well, he cannot compare to us in the host business in China! Language is the biggest competitiveness of broadcasters, but what about us? We don’t pay much attention to Chinese, but to English or other Minor language? Instead, I use CET-4 and CET-6 to measure whether everyone can graduate. What is this?"

Many freshmen are stuck thinking.

Zhang Ye said: "Have you ever seen a foreign broadcast host major that requires Chinese proficiency? Have you ever seen foreign college students who cannot learn Chinese and are not allowed to graduate? No?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Of course not!

Why do people take the Chinese test!

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "If they want to take the Chinese test, I will have to fight for a place for a candidate. I can hardly be embarrassed to give them a Chinese level four or six. I guarantee that the foreigners will have written Chinese scores. No matter how good it is, no one can graduate, do you believe it or not?"

The freshmen laughed!

"Do not believe!"

"What is your question?"

"Yes, tell us about it!"

"Chinese Level Four and Six?"

"If foreigners learn well, it won't be difficult."

"Yes, I have seen foreigners who have a high level of Chinese."

Zhang Ye said, "You don't believe me, do you?"

Everyone roared: "Don't believe it!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Then I will ask a few questions, listen to them, and by the way, think about how broad and profound Chinese is."

Freshmen are looking forward to it!

The veterans of the broadcasting department who mixed in sophomores and juniors also raised their ears. They really didn't believe that Zhang Ye could put up a question that would stump all foreigners!

Zhang Ye said: "The following is the Chinese Test Level 4, please listen to the first question."

Zhang Ye said with a serious face: "There was bird droppings on the windowsill, and the teacher shouted to Xiao Ming,'Xiao Ming, go and wipe the bird droppings.'" He said with a tone of voice, imitating the character's shocked expression: "Xiao Ming said:'I wipe' !"

It's quiet!

The whole lecture hall is quiet!

Su Yanhong: "..."

Dean: "..."

All freshmen: "..."

Zhang Ye solemnly said, "Ask, did Xiao Ming wipe it?"

For an instant, the audience laughed!

"Hahahaha!"

"I wipe it?"

"I wipe you, I wipe!"

"Oh, I laughed so hard!"

Zhang Ye immediately said: "Please listen to the second question: Because the ground is very messy, the teacher said to Xiao Ming:'Xiao Ming, go and sweep the floor!" After the voice, he stared, "Xiao Ming said: ' I go'!"

Su Yanhong snorted!

The head of the department almost spit out!

Zhang Ye said, "Ask, did Xiao Ming go there?"

The students underneath all laughed!

"Hahahaha!"

"What kind of question is your sister!"

"I don't understand this kind of question when a foreigner is killed!"

"Oh, I can't do it!"

"Why is he going?"

Someone laughed so tears came out!

Zhang Ye said calmly: "Please listen to the third question: Xiaohong asked Xiaoming:'Do I need to bring a pen in class today?" Xiao Ming said." Zhang Ye's imitator said, "Bring a brush!" He looked at the crowd and said, "Ask, do I need to bring a pen in class today? If I use it, what pen? "

"Hahaha!"

"Bring some wool!"

"This kind of question is too bad!"

The people underneath leaned forward and closed, and many people applauded applauded!

Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said, "This is still a Level 4 test. Come, listen to the Level 6 Chinese Test. This is a multiple-choice listening test."

Everyone was engrossed.

Just listen to Zhang Ye said: "Xiaofang said: "Your sister, my old lady hasn't come this month, so I'm so worried about my sister. It's really cheating"!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Zhang Ye said, "Ask, who is the most anxious in the essay?"

Anxious?

Who is the most anxious when the aunt is not here?

puff! Is this going to be pregnant?

Everyone was laughing again!

Zhang Ye raised his finger: "a: Xiaofang's sister."

"puff!"

"Hahaha!"

Zhang Ye: "b: Xiaofang is my mother."

"Ouch!"

"My tears!"

Zhang Ye: "c: Xiaofang is his sister."

"Haha!"

Zhang Ye: "D: Xiaofang is her father."

"Laughing!"

"Yes, her father has to worry!"

Zhang Ye: "e: Xiaofang and her aunt."

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Zhang Ye: "f: Xiaofang herself."

"Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye blinked: "The last option, Xiaofang's boyfriend...Xiao Ming!"

Hearing the last option, many freshmen and old students are already holding their stomachs and laughing to the ground. Now they finally believe it. If the **** foreign Chinese test is asked by Zhang Ye to come to the test, the foreigners will really die. This kind of question is so wicked, anyone except the Chinese can understand it!

Applause broke out!

Everyone is clapping their hands desperately!

Zhang Ye smiled slightly and said to everyone, "Look, is Chinese broad and profound?"

Everyone nodded desperately!

"Correct!"

"It's too deep!"

"Laugh dizzy!"

"Teacher Zhang, why are you so funny!"

"Oh, let me laugh for a while!"

Zhang Ye said: "Such a language that has gathered Chinese culture for thousands of years, you don't want to study it well, don't pay attention to it, but instead focus on other places. This is itself a violent thing. The host relies on a mouth. Opening your mouth is just a medium of language. In the next four years in university, please learn Chinese well, because this is the biggest weapon of a broadcast host, because this is the foundation of your industry!" Looking at the watch, Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Okay, that's all for today's class, let's end the class."

Turn around and step down.

All the students stood up instantly, and the applause continued!

Su Yanhong smiled and got up to clap her hands!

The same goes for the dean and other teachers in the broadcasting department!

wonderful!

It's really wonderful!

This enlightenment class is truly unique. It is impeccable in terms of professionalism, rhythm, or fun. Although the dean thinks that there are still some controversial points, each family has their own opinions. This can seek common ground while reserving differences. The key is that the attention and interest of the students have been mobilized from beginning to end. There is no place to distract one second in the whole class. This is the most powerful place!

Zhang Ye was invited to talk about this first class, and it was right!

It can be seen from the expressions of the students that they seem to be more and more looking forward to the formal courses after the school starts, and they all have a positive and positive attitude!

get out of class has ended.

Everyone walked together in twos and threes.

"So enjoyable!"

"Yeah, so this is the university."

"It is said that college courses are boring, I didn't think it!"

"Me too, such a wonderful class, wondering how so many seniors and sisters skip class."

Some sophomores, juniors and seniors next to them heard it and couldn’t help but laughed bitterly, saying that they would know when you, the freshmen formally start school. Looking at the entire Communication University who dared to give lectures like this, only Zhang Ye was able to give lectures. what! This is not the case with other teachers!

[This is a big chapter, two in one! 】

……(To be continued.)