I’m Really a Superstar

Zero countdown.

There are fifteen minutes left.

......

Main control room.

Zhang Wei sat there and quickly commanded.

"The second machine is cut!"

"Yes."

“The west side light area is darker!”

"it is good."

"Not enough, then dark."

"understand."

"No. 5 machine, pay attention to the close-up lens for a while!"

"Good Zhang."

Next, two makeup artists are giving makeup to Zhang Wei. At this moment, Zhang Hao’s image is very earthy, dressed in a plain dark blue, and a hat.

Haqiqi ran in, "Hey, Zhang Dao, why are you still not waiting, right away!"

"Come." Zhang Wei did not hesitate to command a few times.

Haqi Qi quickly said: "I have a place here, you can rest assured."

Zhang Weidao: "Well, old, pay attention to the aircraft angle."

Haqi Qiqi said: "Where, I remind them, you have to hurry, Teacher Yao and Teacher Shan Shan are ready, waiting for you!"

Zhang Weidao: "Know it."

......

Backstage.

The leaders of the Spring Festival Evening Working Group are inspecting everywhere, and the staff members must be careful and careful, and they will be zero immediately. The more they wait, the more they will wait.

When I walked to the door of a workplace, there was a voice from the TV.

"Is this house?"

"Who is inside?"

"Is this Spring Festival Evening?"

Several leaders are frowning, and one person is going to push the door.

The staff of a director group in the distance looked and said: "Leader, don't, inside is-"

who is it?

No one can do it!

Everyone is working, is there anyone lazy?

As a result, the door was pushed open and the leaders of several working groups were stunned!

In a small room, a small TV was broadcast live on the Spring Festival Evening. A woman who was in the country was sitting in front of the TV, actually Wu Zeqing.

"Hey!"

"Wu board?"

"What are you doing?"

"Wu board?"

Several leaders are a bit embarrassed

Wu Zeqing looked at him sideways and smiled. "Old, Pharaoh, you guys."

A leader said: "Are you here for inspection work?"

Wu Zeqing shook his head. "No."

Another leader said: "You have been here? Hey, I know that I am dedicated to making an office for you. In the 30th year, why didn't you go home for the New Year?"

Wu Zeqing smiled. "Oh, my lover is still busy here. I am not interested in going home. Where is my lover? I naturally live there for the New Year." He said, "Well, I don't want to follow." You said, my lover’s show is coming out."

It is said that several leaders are very emotional.

Zhang guided the Spring Festival Evening.

Wu Bureau stayed up late.

Look at the couple's feelings!

......

On the TV.

The host has been almost the same.

It’s time to come to the finale!

Yan Meilang laughed and said: "I just saw a couple of young couples behind, and I don’t know what to do with a cane. Let’s go and see?"

Subtitles come out.

The essay "selling abduction."

Screenplay: Zhang Wei.

Performers: Zhang Wei, Dong Shanshan, Yao Jiancai.

......

Online.

"Wow!"

"no surprise!"

"I rely on Zhang Hao's finale!"

"It's amazing to my brother! This is a lot of bold!"

"Can this piece of paper be pressed?"

"Sell abduction? Listen to the general."

......

姥姥家.

Grandpa cheered: "Come!"

The second aunt called out: "It’s Xiao Yan’s own finale!”

The three sisters can't wait to lie in front of the TV. "My brother is coming out!"

Big sister airway: "Meng Meng, don't block TV!"

The second sister shouted: "I am looking forward to it! My brother is cheering!"

Mom and Dad also stared at the screen without hesitation, a little nervous!

......

a call.

"Hey, old grandson!"

"Sister Li, good New Year."

"Look at the Spring Festival?"

"Oh, I didn't see it."

"Look, Zhang Hao is coming up!"

"I finally arrived at him? Good!"

......

A household.

"It’s Zhang Hao!"

"Great, play cards."

"Don't play, don't play first."

"What are you doing?"

"Look at the finale."

"Oh, look at the cards while playing."

"The finale must be taken seriously, and you can't take a card."

"Okay, look at it together."

......

Xiangshengjie.

"I have to see what Zhang Hao can perform."

"The last piece of his essay was very controversial."

"Table tennis, right? Hehe, he is still not suitable for a small piece. I thought he was the first time to go to the Spring Festival Evening he directed, and he had to say cross talk."

“Are you still getting a finale for yourself?”

"Yeah, he is not afraid to flash."

"I also admit that this Spring Festival Evening is really wonderful, but who knows the importance of the finale program? Don't let him finally vent his anger, then the whole Spring Festival Evening is over! The good situation ahead, he has to be him. This piece of essay has nothing to do with it!"

"Look at how he closes."

"It certainly can't compare with the previous essays."

......

More and more people are back in front of the TV!

More and more Chinese people at home and abroad turn on the TV!

At this moment, the number of viewers at this moment has no way to count!

Three hundred million!

Five hundred million!

Six hundred million!

The staff responsible for the statistics have been scared at this time, and several staff members are staring at the data collected by the machine, which is a bit dumbfounded!

Chinese people all over the world are waiting for the final finale before Zhang Hao zero!

They are looking forward to a surprise!

Looking forward to a final ignite!

......

On the TV.

Screen switching.

Zhang Wei and Dong Shanshan have already stood on the stage, and the surrounding scenery is very common, like on the street, there is a bench. In particular, the dressing of the two people made all the audience look at it. This is clearly the image of the countryside. Zhang Wei is dressed very well. This is especially true for Dong Shanshan. He has a small red skull and a headscarf. His face is also intentional. Dress up ugly!

puff!

What is this image?

What is this dress up?

Dong Shanshan called him: "Hey, big flicker! Big flick!"

Zhang squatted on a cane, slid his hands and walked around, and heard the words slowly and unhurriedly: "Call what big flicker, come out and sell this stuff today, don't call me the name of the art?"

Audience:

"Fucking?"

"stage name?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Dong Shanshan reluctantly said: "Baby his father."

Zhang Wei: "Well."

Dong Shanshan whispered: "If you want me to say this, don't sell it. This street is full of legs and feet. Who buys your stuff?"

Zhang Yiyi said with a grin: "You are nonsense, don't sell it? Do this abduction and work and mix, don't sleep for a day, don't you sell it?"

Dong Shanshan: "Oh, that's the street full of legs and feet, can you sell it!"

Zhang Wei smiled slightly. "You still don't know me? I still call me a big flicker. I can slant the positive flicker. I can smash the shackles and pinch the sharp flicker. The young couple Very good, I can give him a flickering difference! Selling abduct today, a pair of good legs, I can give him a fool!"

Audience: "Hey!"

It turned out to be a pit person!

Frustrated?

How do you fool yourself!

This opening, all of a sudden lifted the curiosity of the audience!

Dong Shanshan: "Haha, you can pull it down!"

Zhang Wei: "Do you believe it or not?"

Dong Shanshan grinned: "I don't believe in people's good legs, can you give people a fool?"

Zhang Wei: "Look, this is my strength."

Dong Shanshan snorted and smiled. "I still don't know your strength. My father and I can be interesting. I heard that people buy the car and sell the car cover. I heard that people buy motorcycles and sell helmets. I heard that people who are insomnia are selling hypnotics, and I heard that people -

Zhang Yiyi waved his hand: "Don't say it, this is called the market, do a good job!"

Dong Shanshan said: "You have a time to make mistakes!"

Zhang Yiyi spread his hand: "This is a mistake."

Dong Shanshanu said: "I heard that the lock pillar opened the four-wheeled vehicle and smashed the leg. It was so **** to do this abduction. As a result, people were heavy. After leaving the hospital, they were directly in a wheelchair. This was not sold."

wheelchair?

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha!"

Zhang snorted: "Don't worry, I will sell this deputy today."

Dong Shanshan: "This street is full of legs and feet, who sells?"

Zhang Yiyi's backhand: "Women, this time, we are going to find a good leg and sell it to him to see my ability to make a big fuss."

Dong Shanshan: "Are you not a lie?"

Zhang Yi smiled: "Will the person hook, understand? Help me shout a few words."

Dong Shanshan: "I won't be fooling."

Zhang Wei: "Look at my eyes and act, okay? Hey, come, shout!"

At this time, Yao Jiancai appeared!

Dressed in a rustic, riding bicycle.

Dong Shanshan reluctantly said loudly: "Ah, turn, turn, turn!"

Yao Jiancai helped the handlebars to get more and more embarrassed, "Hey, hey."

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Come, turn! Turn!" Dong Shanshan inserted the cuff.

Yao Jiancai stopped the car: "Hey, I said, you are commanding you, you? You know where I am going, let me turn you?"

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha!"

Zhang Wei reminded me at the side: "Shout selling."

Dong Shanshan shouted: "Sell! Sell!"

Zhang Wei airway: "What are you selling?"

Dong Shanshan: "Call."

Zhang Wei: "Connected."

Dong Shanshan said loudly: "Trafficking! Trafficking!"

......

When this is said, many viewers will spray it!

"Trafficking?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Laughter is dead!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"This Shanshan teacher can do it too!"

"It’s so good!"

"This grand finale seems to be good!"

"Where is this wherever it is, just starting out, there are not many things to reveal. If the sketch is good or not, you have to look at the middle section."

......

at this time.

Backstage.

Haqiqi.

Zhang Zuo.

Xiao Wang.

The director group.

The leadership of the working group.

At this time, everyone is staring at the screen, some people sweating, some people are nervous and cold, and some people have mentioned the eyes of the blind, as if they are nervous and anxious than the three people who are performing on stage. No way, it is really the finale program is too important!

They silently prayed in their hearts: Be sure to become! Be sure to become!

Zhang guide!

Teacher Yao!

Teacher Shan Shan!

Look at yours!

Spring Festival Evening is a success or failure, just here!