I’m Really a Superstar

On the TV.

Yao Jiancai stupidly stopped the bicycle and came over: "Well? What happened? Who wants to abduct you?"

Dong Shanshan said awkwardly: "No, he has sold."

Yao Jiancai looked at him. "Do you want to sell?"

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha!"

Zhang Yi stunned him. "You look at your eyes, sell and sell? Can I sell and sell? You buy it!"

Dong Shushan is a bit ugly now!

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Yao Jiancai has a northeast accent: "Hey, what the **** are you doing?"

Dong Shanshan laughed: "We are two couples, play here!"

Zhang Wei also laughed: "Hehehe, nothing to play!"

Yao Jiancai rushed to the camera and said: "These two, big New Year, selling wives and children?"

......

Backstage.

A staff member ran.

"Leader! The number of viewers is up!"

"What? How much?"

"Not counted!"

"How do you know that?"

"It was revealed by the staff on the statistical ratings side! After the introduction of Zhang’s sketches, the number of viewers went straight up! It’s going crazy!”

"Good! Good! Good!"

"It’s still Zhang’s appeal!”

"Come on! Guide! See how much you can achieve!"

"Are we going to break the record this time?"

"How do you watch the essays!"

......

The essay continues.

Yao Jiancai has been successfully stunned by Zhang Wei.

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "In the recent period of time, I feel that I have not felt that you are in a certain part of the body. It is different from the past. You think, you think hard!"

Yao Jiancai touched his head: "I didn't feel it, I feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger?"

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha!"

Zhang Yiyi screamed: "Yes, this is not the main illness! Do you know why your face is big? It is your peripheral nerve necrosis that has enlarged the upper side."

Yao Jiancai stunned: "Where is that?"

Zhang Yiyi pointed out: "Below the waist, the feet are up!"

Yao Jiancai: "Legs?"

Zhang Wei: "To the head!"

Yao Jiancai shook his head: "No, my legs are not a big problem!"

Zhang Yan’s eyes turned and pointed at him loudly: “Go two steps! Take two steps! Go two steps without a disease! Go!”

Audience:

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"哎呦张烨 is too owed!"

"Lack of morality, he!"

Yao Jiancai was also scared, and the action was very stiff: "When you walk, take two steps and walk two steps and take two steps."

Zhang Wei: "Stop! Your shoes are not a problem? One with the high one and low?"

Yao Jiancai: "This is a travel shoe, die with the ground!"

Zhang Wei: "To the head, your leg is sick and one leg is short! So, I will give you a tone. Believe it or not, your legs will rise with my hand, how much can be lifted, how high, down Let's get down, okay? Believe it or not? The leg is designated to be sick, the right leg is short! Come, get up!"

Dong Shanshan looked at it curiously.

Yao Jiancai lifted his legs nervously!

Zhang Hao’s hand is falling hard!

Yao Jiancai is also heavily settled!

Lift your feet!

Set foot!

Lift your feet!

Set foot!

Finally, Zhang Yi pointed to him: "Stop! Hemp?"

Yao Jiancai was shocked: "Hemp!"

Dong Shanshan quickly pulled Zhang Hao over and wondered: "Hey, is he numb?"

Zhang Hao rolled his eyes: "Crap, you are jealous of you!"

......

The audience squirted!

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh, I can't!"

"This pit!"

"Old Yao has been pitted again!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"You yell at you? This word is too classic for me!"

......

Zhang Wei: "Go up, go up! Don't control, legs are 100% sick, don't control, relax! Go! Walk! Go, go! Go, don't think, do you walk with me? Go up, one by one Just fine, go."

Yao Jiancai walked behind Zhang Huan, and he walked more and more, and he walked more and more. "Oh, oh, oh, oh my mother!"

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "Yes, you go!"

Dong Shanshan was surprised: "Good legs give you a flick!"

Yao Jiancai turned back: "What do you say?"

Zhang Haohe smiled: "Did you look at it? My wife and children have seen it. She said that you are stunned."

Yao Jiancai is crying. "Old girl, didn't you find out?"

Dong Shanshan smiled: "That is that you haven't met him before, you have already met him long ago!"

......

姥姥家.

The third sister has already laughed!

The second sister squatted on the floor and smiled!

The family is leaning forward!

"It's so funny!"

"Small is really bad!"

"What do you think about this!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

......

Pieces have gradually become better.

The laughter of the audience under the audience has not stopped!

Yao Jiancai: "Abandoned?"

Zhang Wei: "Please sit down, and after your turn, your two legs will gradually balance. It will be better. I was an old man who saw that my leg was sick. She was distressed and refused. I saw a doctor, and finally, I was cruel." One foot, "There is a steel plate inside, but I can’t come back."

Yao Jiancai was shocked: "Is this a waste leg?"

Dong Shanshan: "Hey, this is a good leg."

Zhang Weidao: "What do you say? Who is the good leg?"

Yao Jiancai: "Yes."

Dong Shanshan interrupted: "That is not -"

Yao Jiancai was angry. "Oh, I am talking about the big sister! You can't do it with the old ones. It's not the case between the patient and the patient. You are always talking about the disease. This is!"

Dong Shanshan is Mongolian!

......

Backstage.

Some actors have finished their performances and are watching the Spring Festival Evening.

For example, Zhang Yuanqi.

For example, Chen Guang Fan Wenli.

For example, the people of Ci Xiufang team.

At this moment, they are also laughing one by one!

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"My tears!"

"No, no, no!"

"You have to laugh!"

......

on the screen.

Yao Jiancai: "Where can I buy it?"

Dong Shanshan said: "Isn't this, just sell this abduction to you."

However, Zhang Wei was annoyed: "What do you say? In the past! Selling oops? What are you selling after selling? How do you do this? Woman swear, don't you give it to him?"

Yao Jiancai: "Don't!"

Dong Shanshan stunned: "Do you sell it?"

Zhang Wei turned around: "Take a turn!"

Yao Jiancai was excited: "Yeah, brother, oh my brother, I can't help, I have to give money."

Zhang Shuzui: "I know your character, her woman wants money, you can't open it, don't give it, you have to face, I don't want to look down on you, don't you? I have to, half, one hundred. ”

Yao Jiancai immediately said: "Hey, it’s OK."

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "I tell you more to me, I am anxious!"

Yao Jiancai saved the money and turned it over for a long time: "Oh my brother, what is the younger brother, I will add thirty-two dollars to each other."

Dong Shanshan took it over and sighed: "Then take it, how much is more."

But this time.

Zhang Hao suddenly blinked at the eye: "What bike do you want?" He shouted at the door and shouted: "Would you like to ride a bicycle?"

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Yao Jiancai patted his head and hurried to the cart. "Oh, yes!"

Zhang Yi, Dong Shanshan said: "What are you doing?"

Dong Shanshan cried: "I didn't say that I want a bicycle? You said you want a bicycle!"

......

Audience:

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Look at me!"

"This is too funny!"

"Want to ride a bicycle? Hahahaha!"

"Too classic!"

......

Old Wu family.

Li Qinqin laughed and rubbed the tears!

Wu Mo has already smiled and is breathing back!

"Smile dizzy!"

"How come so funny!"

"Where do people say bicycles!"

......

On the TV.

Zhang Wei said: "I’m laughing, I can’t control this wife, I’m going to bike with people!”

Dong Shanshan angered: "I didn't say I want a bicycle!"

Yao Jiancai hurryed: "Brother, don't be angry, I feel that my big sister said this sentence is still reasonable. You said that like my legs, basically say goodbye to the bicycle!"

Another classic line!

The audience burst into laughter!

Laughter almost smashed the ceiling of the first studio!

Dong Shanshan was mad, and he grabbed the car: "No! You can't have a bicycle!" Put the car in the hands of Yao Jiancai. "You can get it back and push it back. You don't know if he is a pit." !"

Yao Jiancai also said: "You are pitting me! How are you doing this? I am wondering, the same two people living together, how the gap between people is so big!!"

Dong Shanshan: "..."

Zhang Yi smiled: "Brother, turn!"

Yao Jiancai said: "Brother, fate!"

......

The audience laughed!

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Old Yao this two goods!"

"Zhang Wei is missing the old virtue!"

"Crazed me!"

"You can't breathe!"

"I have never seen such a funny piece!"

......

The end of the essay.

This last collection is also amazing!

Zhang Hao pushed the bicycle to the hand, and said to the wife: "What are you still? You are still distressed? Go, change place!"

Dong Shanshan replied: "Is it still dry?"

Zhang Yiyi kicked the car branch and smiled slightly: "Look for a bad leg and sell him a bicycle!"

The essay is over!

At this moment, the audience is boiling!

At this moment, the global Chinese are boiling!

The applause burst suddenly like a thunder!

applause!

Scream!

Shout!

One after another!

......

Before the TV.

Tang Dazhang’s face is green!

How can it be!

How can this be!

Squeeze!

This axis was actually suppressed by Zhang Wei!

Many people in the comic dialogue are waiting to see Zhang Xiao’s jokes.

......

姥姥家.

The three sisters are all screaming dumb!

"Too cow!"

"My brother is too cow!"

"This piece is absolutely! It's absolutely!"

......

Li Ke director's home.

"It’s so good!"

"The essay is better!"

"This monk is a perfect match!"

"Yeah, it’s too tacit, this piece is simply God!"

......

On Weibo.

"The killer!"

"Yeah, the original killer is here!"

"I thought that the previous comic dialogue was already against the sky. I was still guessing how Zhang Wei should press the bottom. I didn't expect it! This is really a fuck!"

"This is the most funny piece I have ever seen!"

"Ibid."

"Smile from the beginning to the end!"

"Me too, my stomach hurts!"

"awesome!"

"Well, that's great!"

"Good-looking crying!"

"I can't believe it!"

"Zhang Hao has really taken out the housekeeping skills for this year's Spring Festival Evening!"

"This is a **** piece! This is the spring festival!"

At this moment, everyone in front of the TV has the illusion of a moment!

- Spring Festival Evening is back!

At that time, the Spring Festival Evening, which was so intoxicating, was finally back again after many years! !