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this moment.

The whole world is laughing and laughing!

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Japan.

"I sweat!"

"What is this person!"

"This guy is too flustered - hey!"

"This is broadcast globally!"

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Korea.

"He dare to say it!"

"What peace prize winner!"

"The Nobel jury is going to cry!"

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India.

"Your grandfather!"

"Who are you?"

"How do you say it!"

"The surname Zhang is too shameless!"

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United Kingdom.

“Look at the China International Channel!”

"what happened?"

"The winner of the Peace Prize is swearing!"

"what?"

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China.

"Hey! Laugh!"

"This is too powerful!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Say well, just do it!"

“It’s really Zhang’s style!”

"I saw that Zhang Wei is still so flowing--hey, I am relieved. I thought that after taking the Nobel Peace Prize, I had to be cautious and careful. I didn’t expect to be so mad. It’s really good, what? Negotiation, what protest, yell at him! Do him!"

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The show will be on fire.

The world network has spread.

More and more people around the world have heard of the news and opened the CCTV International Channel. They like to see how the Peace Prize winners will be amazing. Which of the Nobel Peace Prize winners in history is not the president of a country or the head of a large institution? Which one is not demeanor and cautious? So, where have they seen this peace prize winner! In the world, not only Chinese people like to watch the fun.

Soon, they knew they were right!

Because Zhang Hao immediately threw a speech that made the people of the world stunned!

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On the TV.

Yu Yingyi quickly shifted the topic.

The trio talked about the current military strategy.

Zhang Wei was drinking water and had not interrupted at first.

Yu Yingyi and Chi Xue are also afraid that they will not be able to ask him easily. I am afraid that the goods will not be able to say anything, so the two of them will talk to themselves.

Yu Yingyi said: "If the war is launched, will the Yellow Sea be the place?"

Chi Xue said: "Of course, the strategic position here is very important, and the situation in many neighboring countries is complicated. The Yellow Sea will be a key strategic location. I have participated in a military project. The nuclear submarine data project has been on the submarine. Contact, I know the terrible and threat of nuclear submarines. Nowadays, the technology is more and more developed. For example, in the United States, their nuclear submarines may completely sneak into the Yellow Sea without knowing it."

Yu Yingyi asked: "What weapon does China have to deal with now?"

Chi Xue smiled bitterly. "As far as I know, there is still no time, and even if one ship is found occasionally, there is no good way to strike the fastest."

Yu Yingyi said: "Maybe there are any new weapons not announced?"

Chi Xue shook his head: "I am not engaged in weapons research. I am not sure about this." After that, she looked at Zhang Wei. "Zhang Academician is engaged in weapons research and may have a more accurate analysis."

Yu Yingyi asked this question: "Can you give us an analysis?"

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "The latest weapons are definitely there. I don't know how to say it, but Huang Hai." He looked at the map and pointed to the top. "The terrain here is very complicated. It’s really going to be played. China is completely There are other ways to prevent enemy nuclear submarines from coming in."

Chi Xue was shocked: "What is the solution?"

Zhang Wei smiled and said: "The sea area of ​​the Yellow Sea is relatively shallow. The submarine is very dangerous in this range. It cannot be deep dive and needs to float up before it can pass smoothly."

Chi Xue nodded. "This is true."

Zhang Xiaoxiao said: "I don't know if you have seen the kelp in the countryside?"

"Ah?" Chi Xue said.

Yu Yingyi is also dumbfounded, "kelp?"

Zhang Wei made a stroke. "Yes, kelp, in the Yellow Sea region, how do the kelp grow in the fellow villagers? Such long nylon ropes are thrown one by one, and the kelp is planted and grows long and long. In the end, it will grow to a few meters. If you expand the planting area, you don't need to cover it all. You only need to plant the kelp in a linear direction in several key areas. Which nuclear submarine is coming in? As long as it dares to come in, can the nylon rope know? The propellers that are wrapped around the nuclear submarine are simply getting tighter and tighter. The nuclear submarine is abolished. Come to a sinking ship, where is the strategic weapon used? In the Yellow Sea region, kelp is the biggest strategic weapon against nuclear submarines."

Yu Yingyi stared at him dumbly!

Chi Xue’s old blood almost squirted out!

The entire studio is silent!

kelp?

Strategic weapons?

Wrap the submarine?

Yu Yingyi immediately said: "Well, today's show will come here first. At the same time tomorrow, we will continue to listen to the academician Zhang and the late academician for us to talk about the military."

The first phase is over.

However, the world has already fry!

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China.

"I am dizzy!"

"When is the kelp a **** strategic weapon!"

"Laughter is killing me!"

"Sea kelp wrapped submarine?"

"I have gone! This view is also Zhang Hao dare to say!"

"Fudge! You **** then fool!"

"This is a military program? Military girl! The kelp is a weapon for his mother!"

"I have been waiting to listen to Zhang Wei's military opinion! How did the kelp come out? Teacher Zhang, do you want to be so funny!"

"Take a face!"

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United States.

"What military program!"

"kelp?"

"How can he not die?"

"This guy is too able to blow - cow - forced!"

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Japan.

"I took him!"

"I also served!"

"Can kelp really wrap a submarine?"

"Can you have a fart! Do you believe him?"

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Korea.

"See a ghost!"

"He can dare to say anything!"

"You don't know Zhang Hao? His words, even a punctuation can not believe!"

"Laughing!"

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United Kingdom.

"This, what military expert is this!"

"The kelp wrapped around the submarine? Why didn't he die?"

"Blowing - cattle - forced to blow to the world!"

"China's kelp may have to become a strategic material!"

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Global stunned!

The kelp wrapped around the submarine became a hot word!

The media in various countries are competing to report!

But no one thought that in the ridicule of the people of the world, things turned out to be a reversal!

United States: "China's latest weapon: kelp? 》

Russia: Is the kelp wrapped submarine feasible? 》

Canada: "China International Channel Program Controversy! 》

China: "History has been similar to the case of submarine! 》

Germany: "The kelp wrapped submarine has a historical case! 》

Many people around the world laughed, many people fainted, and many people were jealous. They all felt that this matter was purely nonsense. However, whoever wanted the media to dig and dig, actually found the submarine in the historical data. The case of fishing nets exists, and the kelp wrapped submarine is actually feasible!

Countless people vomit blood!

Can this be true?

I rely on! Really! ?

The people of the world feel that they are going crazy!

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The same moment.

Home.

Zhang Wei’s phone was also blown up.

Yao Jiancai laughed on the phone. "Do you want to kill me?"

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "I am serious about what I am talking about. What is it?"

In a short while, General Lee’s call came.

General Lee said without words: "Are you really flickering?"

Zhang Wei asked: "Don't you let me flicker the foreigner properly?"

General Lee fainted: "I am making you appropriate, not letting you fool like this!"

"In fact, it is not a flicker." Zhang Xiao smiled: "There is a basis."

Of course, people on this planet have never heard of it, but in the world of Zhang Wei, many people know the word kelp wrapped around the country!

When Zhang Wei was on the show, he also thought about this military program. He was the first to participate. What did he say? What can you say to everyone's interest? Ever since, he suddenly thought of Zhang Zhaozhong, who was once called by the people in the world as the "strategic Fudge Bureau," and he moved his famous words out!