I’m Really a Superstar

Chapter 1621: [Haze anti-laser! 】

Overnight.

The term kelp wrapped around a submarine became popular.

The next day, related products appeared on the online store.

[Kelp wrapped submarine handbag]: Ten yuan each.

[The same t-shirt with kelp wrapped around a submarine]: 35 yuan a piece.

[Kelp wrapped submarine hat (black)]: 15 yuan per cap.

[Yellow Sea Kelp (Chinese strategic weapon)] Seven yuan per catty.

All kinds.

Variety.

The most important thing is that sales are extremely high.

The same products appeared in the hands of vendors in the streets.

Many people are crazy at first sight, and countless people are posting orders on Weibo.

"Hahahaha!"

"Look at my new hat!"

"Smile, so handsome!"

"I bought a bag too! The kelp wrapped around the submarine is too eye-catching. Walking on the street, everyone on the road looks at me, and the turning rate is 200%!"

"Slap is too funny for your mother!"

"This guy has always been like this, haha!"

"Many media around the world have reported this incident."

"He can really fool you."

"Are there any interviews today?"

"Yes, there will be a second issue at 8pm, and a third issue tomorrow."

"Expectation is dead."

"I can't wait."

"Yes, see what he will say at night."

"It should be a bit serious today, it's impossible to be so nonsense."

...

CCTV.

International channels.

It's time for the second episode.

As soon as Zhang Ye came, people from the program group surrounded him.

"Academician Zhang!"

"The ratings have exploded!"

"The domestic ratings have increased more than ten times!"

"The overseas viewership rate is the same. The viewership rate when the program was broadcast yesterday was several times higher than our usual ratings, and the number of overseas viewers broke the record!"

"Our international channel has never had such ratings!"

Everyone was very excited.

CCTV International Channel, the only international channel in China, looks very important and looks unique, but in fact it is not very popular. Being in an extremely embarrassing position, when did they enjoy this kind of treatment? All this is the only international star in China brought by Zhang Ye!

Zhang Ye himself actually didn't expect that the show would cause such a big response after the show was broadcast. Not only did it explode in China, but also overseas.

Yu Yingyi coughed: "Come on?"

Zhang Ye smiled, "It's coming."

Yu Yingyi said: "Yesterday's video has been circulated crazy, and it is also being distributed overseas."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Then you can be familiar with the international scene?"

Yu Yingyi rolled her eyes and said, "I thank you."

"You're welcome." Zhang Ye said.

Chi Xue sat down helplessly, "Shall we start?"

Yu Yingyi said: "Recording countdown, one minute."

Zhang Ye said: "Okay."

The second issue has started.

...

That night.

On the world network.

American netizen: "The Chinese show has started!"

Dutch netizen: "Come here!"

French netizen: "This show is too funny. I didn't see it yesterday. I have to take a look today."

Japanese netizen: "I also called a few friends to watch it together. I'd like to see what the surname Zhang looks like today."

South Korean netizen: "It's broadcast."

After yesterday’s farce, today, more people around the world heard the news and saw the news, and many people also broadcast it on CCTV International Channel.

Ten million people.

20 million people.

30 million people.

The number of overseas viewers continues to skyrocket!

There are even people from the media and military of various countries watching.

This is the first time in the history of Chinese programs that have attracted such attention overseas!

...

On TV.

The show has already started.

Yu Yingyi smiled and said: "Hello everyone, we meet again, welcome to the special military program of the Chinese Army Day, I am the host Yu Yingyi."

"I'm Chi Xue."

"I am Zhang Ye."

They also greeted the camera and people around the world.

Yu Yingyi said: "Yesterday we talked about the threat of nuclear submarines. Academician Zhang gave a plan that aroused heated discussions and doubts among the people all over the world. In fact, I know that Academician Zhang means victory in a war and a battle. It is not whoever has advanced technology and advanced weapons can win. Battlefield duel is a consideration of comprehensive factors. There are many variables and many tactics. An ordinary kelp may restrict the movement of nuclear submarines in the sea. Therefore, even the most advanced weapons cannot determine the victory of a battle."

Zhang Ye nodded, "That's it."

Yu Yingyi asked: "What do you think of Academician Chi?"

Chi Xue shook his head and said: "I agree with one part of this point of view, and the other part. I have different views. Technology, armaments, and weapons are the key to the prosperity of a country. I am a scientific worker. I see more data. Under some strategic weapons, tactics are of little significance. For example, some missiles have such a large range. If they can be hit, they can be hit. If they are not hit, they can’t be hit. There is nothing to say."

Zhang Ye smiled without saying a word.

Yu Yingyi said: "I heard that some developed countries have developed laser weapons."

Chi Xue said, "Yes, this is indeed a big threat."

Yu Yingyi said: "Is there a way to deal with it?"

Chi Xue didn't even think about it and said, "No, not just us. Now no country in the world has a way to deal with laser weapons. Missiles can be intercepted, aircraft carriers can be contained, but lasers cannot be used. This is a very powerful, basically Unsolvable weapons, today's technology has no means of blocking."

Zhang Ye suddenly said, "This is too absolute."

Chi Xue said helplessly: "It's not absolute, it's helpless."

"Laser weapons are not invincible." Zhang Ye said flatly.

Chi Xue competed with him, "Oh? Isn't it invincible if you can't intercept?"

Zhang Ye smiled, "Who said that it cannot be intercepted?"

Yu Yingyi was surprised: "Huh? Is there a way?"

Chi Xue rolled her eyes, "Impossible, no country can do it."

Zhang Ye said lightly: "But China does."

Chi Xue was stunned: "Does China have it?"

As a result, Zhang Ye said astonishingly the next moment.

Just listen to him: "Smog can prevent lasers."

Quiet!

As quiet as death!

There was no sound in front of the studio and TV!

smog? ?

Anti-laser? ? ?

Chi Xue sprayed blood, "Huh?"

Zhang Ye looked at the shocked Yu Yingyi and Chi Xue, and smiled: "Laser weapons are very powerful, but they also have shortcomings, and the shortcomings are obvious. Academician Chi should be very clear that conventional weapons cannot intercept lasers, but fog What is haze? The maximum diameter of haze particles is 80 microns, and most of them are between 1 micron and 10 microns. Most of the laser wavelengths are below 1000 nanometers, that is, less than 1 micron, so it is difficult for lasers to bypass the haze. Particles, the laser attenuation is very severe in the haze."

Yu Yingyi didn't understand at all.

Chi Xue was stunned, "This"

Zhang Ye said: "There are a lot of metal particles in the haze. If you enlarge them, you will get metal **** one by one. After reaching a certain density, would you tell me how the laser weapon can penetrate? Well, even if it can penetrate in the end, the original The firing range is ten kilometers. Now it has become one kilometer. No one can hit, no one can touch, and it is far away from the shooting target. Tell me, what is the use of such a laser weapon?"

Chi Xue: "..."

Pre-TV audience: "..."

Yu Yingyi was really dumbfounded, "Smog still has this effect?"

Zhang Ye said calmly: "I'm not saying that the smog is good. I once made a documentary called "Under the Dome". I don't know if you have watched it. I just analyzed the smog from a military and scientific perspective. The effect is that the smog is anti-laser, and even anti-missile." He said astonishing again!

I grass?

Also anti-missile! ?

Yu Yingyi said in a daze: "How to prevent it?"

Zhang Ye said: "The current missile guidance methods in the world generally use television guidance, laser guidance, infrared imaging guidance and GPS guidance. The first two missile guidance methods are more affected by haze weather. For example, Haze weather can greatly reduce the combat effectiveness of TV-guided and laser-guided missiles. Although they can be launched, their hit rate is not high. Among them, TV-guided missiles are similar to visible optical reconnaissance radars, and they require operators to actually see the target to aim. , Lock, and attack. If you encounter fog and haze, if you can't see the target, you can't lock and hit the target."

Chi Xue said speechlessly: "Academician Zhang, according to you, can the smog still protect against paratroopers?"

When Zhang Ye heard the words, he nodded solemnly, "Of course, the smog can indeed protect against paratroopers. How do paratroopers parachute when they cannot clearly obtain ground targets? This is obvious."

Chi Xue almost fainted!

Yu Yingyi was also stunned!

The second episode of the program is over.

However, the outside world has already fried the pot!

...

China.

On Weibo.

"Smog anti-missile?"

"Haze anti-laser?"

"Smog-proof paratroopers?"

"I'm defending your sister!"

"Flicker! You **** flicker!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh, I laughed so hard! I can't do it anymore!"

"Slaps are his mother's words are not amazing and endless!"

"Academician Chi is said to be blinded!"

"This stuff is too **** to be a **** shit! Yesterday the kelp turned into a strategic weapon, and today, the smog has become a **** strategic defense weapon!"

"Teacher Zhang, you have enough! Enough!"

"I will obey Zhang Ye if I don't accept it!"

"Why is he so funny!"

...

On the world network:

"Oh buy it!"

"smog?"

"What the **** does he think!"

"This, is this feasible?"

"It seems scientifically feasible!"

"gosh!"

"Obviously nonsense!"

"Do you really believe him?"

"This is more nonsense than kelp wrapped around a submarine!"

"This product may also be called a military strategist?"

"This is the best military expert in history!"

"I admit, this Chinese succeeded, he succeeded in making me angry! Hahahahahaha!"

"In the future, what the Chinese people say is really a punctuation, you can't believe it!"

...

Hot discussion in the world!

The world is laughing!

On this day, another word became popular!

Anti-laser smog!

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