I’m Really a Superstar

9.45.

The outer door of the recording hall was finally opened.

Here, the door that enters the recording hall directly from the internal corridor of the unit is called the inner door. This is the entrance of the staff. The door from the hall to the long safe passage of the recording hall is called the outer door. Under the leadership of the staff, the audience enters the recording hall No. 7 from this port.

"Wow"

“The layout is good”

"This stage is quite cool."

"Is that Zhang Hao?"

"It is he who saw him alive."

As soon as everyone came in, a few little girls would marvel.

The stage design is of course the credit of Zhang Wei. He borrowed the stage of his world's "After 8th talk show tonight" and "壹周立波秀".

The audience was seated one after another and soon filled a hundred seats.

At this time, the side of the staff channel, Dong Shanshan pushed into the door late, and when she came in, she looked at Zhang Wei and gave him a **** smile of encouragement.

"Shansu, here." Zhang Han, who has a good relationship with her, is beckoning.

Dong Shanshan sat in the second row and Zhang Han had left her a place.

Zhang Hao breathed a sigh of relief and said to McDonnell: "Is the department ready?"

"The lights are good."

"Camera OK"

"The audience is here, the door is closed."

Everyone responded and they were all ready.

Zhang Hao nodded: "Okay, count down for a minute, ready to start"

Four sisters recorded a lot of programs, still very professional, reminded Zhang Weidao: "Mr. Xiao Zhang, first record everyone's smile and applause, you command."

Zhang Wei smiled and said: "Without the four sisters, it is too fake."

The four sisters said: "False? Everyone is so."

Zhang Wei is particularly valued for his professional ethics. "Everyone wants to laugh and naturally laughs. If you don't want to laugh, there is no way. This can't be forced."

The four sisters helplessly said: "Well, you are the person in charge, as you said."

This has already started counting down. The audience below is still a lot of people chatting, as if they are listless, not so interested in the show.

"What do you think?"

"Hey, the stock has fallen again."

"You also stocks? I am also, these innocent are down, the disk is green every day, I am so cold, how can I fall so much?"

"Hey, isn't this old Zhang? You also took the audience seat? It's a coincidence, are you driving? Come back and take me all the way."

"I didn't drive, isn't it about green travel now? The news says that foreigners don't drive when they go to work, they are all by car, and I follow suit."

"Are you really fake?"

"Khan, in fact, it is too traffic jam."

"Ha ha ha, too, if you drive, you can't go at eleven."

"Let's make a small noise, the show is starting soon."

"Get started, I will regret it when I come back. Haven't you heard that? This program has been miserable on the Internet, everyone said it is not good."

"Yeah, I can't look at it."

"I have heard too many jokes, can you tell me something new?"

"Yes, can you tell me the flowers? I really don't believe it."

"On the Internet, what a talk show, this is a joke show, how to call it, I really didn't understand it."

The audience is embarrassed, and some people don’t know what it’s for. When they come over, they lean on the chair and close their eyes to sleep. It’s a look that they don’t expect.

Looking at the reaction of the audience, Zhang Xiao laughed and said nothing.

The company's leaders and Dong Shanshan A Qian Xiaoyu are a bit worried. If a few people are not optimistic, but now so many viewers have almost no expectations? This is not normal, indicating that the starting point of this column itself may have really serious problems? They all sighed deeply in their hearts. Other online hosts who are competing may not care much about how bad Zhang Wei’s program will be. However, Dong Shanshan’s old classmate, Zhang Wei’s, is definitely better than others. Everyone is worried and worried.

End of countdown

The show officially started

Brush, the screen behind Zhang Wei began to deliver the title M

"You only smell my perfume, but I don't see my sweat. You have your rules. I have my choice. You deny my present. I decide my future..."

This audience has seen countless times. These days, as long as you watch the video, the advertisement that started is this "I speak for myself". The first time I watched the blood, the tenth time I saw it, so I saw this, then The audience who are stupid and ready to sleep are even more sleepy.

Finally, the turn has appeared.

"I am Zhang Wei, I speak for myself."

Zhang Wei poured a bag of salt into his mouth, and the letter was broken. It was replaced - "I feed my own bag of salt"

There was a girl who burst into laughter and a lot of viewers also had a bright eye. This gave them a big surprise. Some people think it’s funny. Some people think it’s not very funny, but it’s also very Humor, can make people hang their lips involuntarily

Good title

This piece is amazing

This time, the few people who were asleep quickly sat down and sat down. This new column seems to make them mention a little bit of interest.

After the film was released, the screen was cut into the recording hall.

There is no one on the stage, Zhang Hao has gone behind the scenes.

Just listening to one voice, obviously Zhang Wei’s voice, “Well, please welcome our famous host... Zhang Wei’s debut”

"Ha ha ha"

"噗嗤"

"How do you welcome yourself?"

A lot of people were teased, even Wang Hao A Qian, they also showed up

When the curtain opened, Zhang Wei walked up from the background and waved to everyone: "Hello everyone, I am Zhang Hao, thank you, thank you, here is the scene of Zhang Wei talk show, welcome everyone" and then add a sentence, "Bracket, there should be thunderous applause here."

"babble"

"babble"

Everyone was happy again, and they snorted. This "咿" is the universal language of the world. When talking, it often stops at the stage to hear.

Wang Xiong has lost a laugh, "This Xiao Zhang"

The audience gave a face, and the applause grew louder.

Looking at the audience under the audience and watching the glorious stage, Zhang Wei’s mood is very exciting. This is his new position. This is his new program. He wants to say good, he must also say good, see the atmosphere being mobilized. When I came up, Zhang Wei did not talk nonsense. He started his own personal performance with a hot hit. He held a few cardboards and business card-sized things. This is a setting and paragraph in the "Big Adventures". Zhang Wei thinks Yes, it was used in the opening. "After I left the TV station, many of my friends were very concerned about where I went. I also launched an activity to help Zhang Wei find a job. Thank you, you have already seen it. This is my new job. And the new column, the staff gave me a few letters from the fans just before I came to power. Let me read it and see how my sincere fans sent me sincere concern and concern."

Fans letter?

No such link? Who sent you a letter? Also enthusiastic and sincere fans' concerns? Wang Xiong and Zhang Wei’s colleagues are wondering

I only listened to Zhang Wei’s first card and bowed down and said: “Look at the first fan, the gentlest of the bow. He said that Zhang Hao, I’m going to your sister, why are you still not new? Column, you don't believe me, don't believe me, your glass, bastard, Zhang Yi, throw away the card, and smiled: "The fans' concerns and enthusiasm made me very moved, thank you, thank you."

Everyone is totally sprayed

Concerned about your sister

People are obviously yelling at you.

Zhang Wei read the next one again. "The second letter, this is a person who claims to be a loyal fan. He said that Zhang Zhang, if you don’t send a new column this week, I will die." Zhang Wei wiped the sweat. Daddy looked up at the camera and said: "This letter was received only a few months ago, what happened, what, I am embarrassed to die loyalty brother, I thought for a long time, I really did not have the courage to reply you."

"Ha ha ha"

The audience is laughing again.

Dong Shanshan shoots his thighs, and he is not happy.

Zhang Wei continued to read: "The third letter, wow, this is a female fan sent to me..." Zhang Yan looked excited and bowed his head and said: "I want to have a child with you." ”

The audience was exclaimed underneath.

"Wow"

After all, Zhang Hao looked dull, and continued to read in a weak tone: "...Please tell this to the teacher Dong Shanshan"

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha ha"

The lens gave the following Dong Shanshan

Dong Shanshan, a sneer, sneered, how come you took me?

Wang Hao, next to her, also took a handrail and smiled and swayed. "I am so happy."

Zhang Yan looked at the letter silently and made an action. In the face of the camera, he slowly smacked the words "Please tell this sentence to Teacher Dong Shanshan" behind the card. The point was torn off. This is not in the "Big Adventures". It is the wisdom that Zhang Hao added himself. I saw him wretched and smiled. After clearing the throat, he looked up and re-read: "...I want to live with you." The child Zhang Hao immediately sighed and said: "Hey, now fans, too warm and too warm."

"babble"

"babble"

The audience burst into laughter

Too shameless, haha

Your bottom line, where is your bottom line?

Regardless of everyone's slogan, Zhang Hao continued to flip the new card in the field. "Well, there is another fan who said this, Teacher Zhang Wei, I like your hosting style. Well, can you please tell me? Dong Shanshan old..." Speaking of this, Zhang Wei directly tore the card, as if he had not read the same card, "Hehehehe, well, don't say these useless, let us enter the topic together." ”

Dong Shanshan looked at Zhang Wei with a blank face.

"哎呦喂"

"I can not make it"

"Laughing dead"

"Tenima is funny."

The audience reacted very strongly