I’m Really a Superstar

on the stage.

The spotlights shine, and everyone looks at the two people who are about to stage.

Although today is a rehearsal, all the seats, lighting, stage effects, and personnel are all lineups that are broadcast live on the first day of the Spring Festival Evening after a month. Apart from the audience, there is almost no discount, so it is the first time. Zhang Wei, who was standing at the scene of such a large party, felt quite novel at the same time. Yao Jiancai also, he also headed back to the Spring Festival Evening, followed by rehearsal, and I can see that Lao Yao is still nervous.

applause.

Xiao Lu Dafei, they applauded very hard.

Even the director is laughing and clapping. The atmosphere at the scene is really a bit of the meaning of the Spring Festival Evening.

Zhang Wei and Yao Jiancai stepped on the stage, and Dong Shanshan and the male host passed by. Dong Shanshan also gave him a smile with a smile. The lines of the two hosts were not in advance with Zhang Wei. They greeted each other, and in the process of smashing the field, they slammed Zhang Wei once.

However, Zhang Wei is a person who is willing to suffer, and no one has thought that Zhang Yi will fight back when he comes to power.

Yao Jiancai stood in front of the microphone. According to the content that had been touched by Zhang Wei before, the face was full of the most open smile. "Everyone has a good New Year!"

As a result, Zhang Huan did not press the words in the first sentence. He looked at the angrily and looked at the right side. "Don't rush to the New Year, there is no security guard? Security guard?"

Yao Jiancai said, "What about security?"

Zhang Huan turned back to Dong Shanshan and they "take the two people away!"

The people at the scene laughed as soon as they heard it.

Dong Shanshan also blinked in a playful manner.

The male host stunned and held his hands innocently.

Yao Jiancai said: "What are you doing? Are you arresting people?"

Zhang Wei didn't like to listen to it: "What is ‘we seem to have an accident often?' This is who said?”

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "This is, we have nothing to do."

Zhang Wei said seriously: "When I introduce it later, I seem to get rid of it!"

"Ah? Is it a frequent accident?" Yao Jiancai snorted.

Dong Shanshan screamed!

The male host did not hold back!

The audience suddenly laughed.

Chang Xiaoliang knows that these are not arranged in advance, all of them are on-the-spot contingency, and they can't help but admire: "The reaction is too fast, and the bag is on the scene!"

The deputy director also said: "Yao teacher also received the good, really worthy of the old partner, too tacit."

Xiao Lu is excited and cheers!

After such an opening, Yao Jiancai also relaxed. The tension that was just tightened was brought into a good performance by Zhang Wei. Sometimes Yao Jiancai had to take a look. Don’t look at his age than Zhang Wei. A lot bigger, but on the stage, most of the time I still have to rely on Zhang Wei to bring the rhythm.

Under the stage.

There is a humanity in the audit team: "Look at Weibo, someone is arrogant."

Another staff member said: "Yeah, even the Beijing TV station has given up."

"It is the gang of Tang Dazhang."

"It is also the CCTV Spring Festival Evening Group."

"The guys are really endless."

"How do you have anything about them? Who are we asking them to block them? What are you doing?"

Many people have known in advance that today's rehearsal, Zhang Jian Yao Jiancai's cross talks and several other key programs are actually "fake programs", which is just to say, even if the two people on the platform don't scream at the time spent on it. Or a program they have said before, the purpose is to feel the venue, but also to go over time, not so serious, so many people are not doing anything seriously, some people are watching the phone, others are whispering, Discuss the condemnation of Zhang Wei by CCTV and Xiangsheng in Weibo.

But soon, everyone's attention was drawn to the stage, because they found out that Zhang Wei and Yao Jiancai were all serious about the new paragraph!

Yao Jiancai said: "Don't pull anything else, let the audience and friends celebrate the New Year."

Zhang Wei is a listless look, "Oh."

Yao Jiancai looked at him and said, "Why?"

Zhang Wei touched his mouth, "Yeah."

Yao Jiancai: "You are not awake, what is it? This has just been performing so many shows, how wonderful, you have not #神?"

Zhang Shuzui, Yang Yang chin pointed to the back, "You said that acrobatics?"

Yao Jiancai: "Yeah, how good it looks."

Zhang Weidao: "What are the acrobatics? They are all pediatrics. Last time I watched an acrobatics with CCTV Spring Evening, what did you do?"

CCTV Spring Festival Evening?

How to mention CCTV Spring Festival Evening?

Everyone has a glimpse.

Yao Jiancai: "What is it?"

Zhang Wei said: "It's a woman, holding a tiger. The woman's mouth is holding a piece of candy. Then the tiger comes over and slams the mouth and takes the sugar away from the woman's mouth!"

Yao Jiancai was shocked: "Ah? Tiger? Sugar?"

Zhang Wei: "Yeah."

Yao Jiancai said: "This is wonderful."

Zhang Weidao: "What a wonderful thing."

Yao Jiancai: "This is beautiful!"

Zhang Wei cut it. "What do you look good, I can do it too!"

Yao Jiancai stunned. "You can do it too?"

Zhang Wei: "I can do it too!"

Yao Jiancai: "Then you come."

"I am coming to me." Zhang Yi waved his hand and said: "Come to the individual, take the tiger away!"

Everyone has a glimpse.

Yao Jiancai responded for a moment, vomiting blood: "nonsense! I can do it with the woman!"

Zhang Wei rushed: "I will say first, I will come first!"

Yao Jiancai fainted: "Who robbed you!"

The people in the field burst into laughter for a moment, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Co-author is you go to the sugar to feed! ?

Hou Ge Houdi laughed and patted his legs!

The general director Chang Xiaoliang smiled and bent over!

The eyes of the director and several leaders of the station also laughed into a line!

Yao Jiancai: "I can see it. Have you been in a bad mood recently?"

Zhang Weidao: "I feel so good when I am in a good mood. I have never done anything since I was a child. I have never succeeded."

Yao Jiancai said: "Success is a step by step."

Zhang Yiyi made a plan. "I always learn when I was young, and read books every day."

Yao Jiancai: "This is a good thing."

Zhang Wei: "The ancients said it well, the book has its own Yan Ruyu, and the book has its own Yan Ruyu."

Yao Jiancai said: "Ah? Gold house?"

Zhang Hao, "What is the gold house?"

Yao Jiancai: "There is a gold house in the book."

Zhang Hao nodded. "Oh, you are right, there is no gold house where the aunts live."

Yao Jiancai said: "When you are co-operating, you are going to the big girls."

Zhang Wei looked at him like a fool: "nonsense, or who is reading?"

Yao Jiancai is speechless: "Hey~www.readwn.com~ Just for this? What books do you read?"

Zhang Wei: "I will return you back."

Yao Jiancai: "I borrow yours?"

Many people under the bottom have already turned forward!

"Hello, hahaha!"

"Don't talk to me, let me laugh for ten minutes!"

"I am so happy to die!"

Not just talking about it?

Not a "fake show"?

How come these two actually come up with new comics!

Big fly is desperately whistling underneath, and someone next to him looks at him and he doesn't care!

Zhang Yan sighed: "I can't do it when I was young, and I won't do it when I am older."

Yao Jiancai: "What happened after the big time?"

Zhang Wei: "Nobody has a skill, not like others. You see some of the comic actors who have been on CCTV Spring Festival Evening." When he said this, he was also cautious. "Well, we can't mention who it is." Can't say the name."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "Yes, no need to mention the name."

Zhang Weidao: "On the Tang Dade, the one-meter-eight big man, the ashes can hold a box and a half, forty-seven years old, male, born on June 2, ID number is 330..."

Yao Jiancai was shocked. "Hey! You can't say the name? You have your ID number hanging out!"

Hey! Everyone laughs!

Tang Dade?

Tang Dazhang?

puff! Again! Zhang Wei’s pit goods started again!

Zhang Wei: "You look at how successful people are, how famous they are, how easy it is to make money, people go out to the countryside to perform, and where to say cross talk is a sentence."

Yao Jiancai: "One sentence?"

Zhang Wei: "Only one sentence, for example, in Taiyuan, people sing 'Taiyuan, Taiyuan, my hometown', and once they step down, it’s not a Taiyuan person. It’s also Jinan, 'Jinan, Jinan, my Hometown's, once you step down, money is easy, how easy!"

Yao Jiancai blinked: "Where is Jiamusi?"

Zhang Wei: "The same, Jiamusi Jiamusi my hometown."

Yao Jiancai: "Where is Urumqi?"

Zhang Yan sang: "Urumqi Urumqi my hometown."

Yao Jiancai thought about it and made bad things: "If it is to Buenos Aires?"

The auditorium can already hear the laughter!

Zhang snorted and sang: "Buño...Buthan...cough..." Then he rubbed his hand and said, "You can rest assured that this kind of actor can't get out of the country!"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "Also, what is this cross talk."

Zhang Wei: "You still don't underestimate people. With this cross talk, people say that they have been talking for a lifetime. Do you know how many people listen? Do you know how many prostate patients have been cured?"

Yao Jiancai: "Ah? Prostate patients?"

Zhang Wei: "The people say that the cross talk is healing, one mouth, all the prostate patients are urinating."

Yao Jiancai: "Ah?"

Zhang Wei: "So I have never dared to listen to the dialogue of Tang Dade at the scene."

Yao Jiancai: "Why?"

Zhang Wei: "I can't swim! Give me drowning again!"

At this moment, everyone in the audience knows that Zhang Wei and Yao Jiancai have definitely seen meager before coming to power!

Xiao Lu: "Wow, hahahaha!"

Several cameramen almost laughed with tears!

Hu Fei is crying and laughing underneath. When you rehearse, let you and Yao Jiancai "speak" is a polite! It's a simple metaphor!

I am still taking care of you?

I am really awkward about it! ?

Zhang Wei is a flowering child today. Since it is a fake program, it doesn’t matter if he says anything, then he naturally has no scruples. To put it bluntly, this goods is here today, mainly based on his own enjoyment, the day of the Beijing Spring Festival Evening. This kind of program is definitely impossible to come to power, but privately, who cares?

But no one knows who is present, someone is recording.

The man in the corner was so excited that he never imagined that a fake show at the rehearsal would be so "material". He couldn't stand it anymore, and sneaked the recorded recordings online!