I’m Really a Superstar

Going back to the background.

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "This is a cool talk."

Zhang Wei is also happy: "Yeah, it is rare to have a chance to blame the two for a long time. It hasn't been a long time since the beginning of the world. This has been an addiction."

"Unfortunately it can't be broadcast." Yao Jiancai regrets.

Zhang Weidao: "It’s okay to broadcast."

Yao Jiancai turned his eyes. "Nothing is a fart. If it is broadcast, the mess will be big. The last three comic dialogues will make the comics come together. As a result, you can see that these people are chasing after the trick." In the year, if this time is broadcast, can you say that the movement can be small? And then, if you talk about it, who would dare to broadcast it to us, this paragraph will be talked about in the small theater."

Zhang Shuzui, "If you don't even talk about each other, do you think they are not going to be?"

"Well, this is also true." Yao Jiancai shook his head and smiled. "That's the name of the "common enemy of Chinese comics". It is estimated that this life will not go away."

Zhang Wei does not care: "The public enemy is a public enemy, how much more things."

Yao Jiancai laughed. "You are more than a scorpion."

Suddenly, the conversations of several staff members who had rushed over in the background passed over. Several people were flustered and seemed to have something.

Zhang blinked, "What's wrong?"

"It seems to be an accident?" Yao Jiancai is also strange.

As a result, the two of them listened carefully, and the few people talked about them.

"broken!"

"This is a big deal!"

"How was it leaked? Is it online?"

"Who put it! Isn't this a mess?"

"There are frying pans on the Internet! I heard that they are all fighting!"

"Crap, can you not fight it? Teacher Zhang, teacher Yao, I just heard the background from the screen. The CCTV Spring Festival Evening and the comics people have been smashed by them for a while!"

A few people passed by quickly and did not see Zhang Hao.

Zhang Yiyi, "What? Was it sent online?"

Yao Jiancai took a sigh of relief. "Who made it?"

They did not expect that the Beijing TV station? People did not expect this to happen!

On the stage.

Someone has discovered this situation for the first time and hurriedly reported to the leader!

Wen Yan, a deputy director of the Beijing Spring Festival Evening, Cold Khan came out at once, "What?"

Hu Fei also stunned. "How can it flow out?"

Chang Xiaoliang was on fire. "Who was recording on the mobile phone just now? Find someone out!"

Everyone looks around and looks for someone, but where can I find it?

Xiao Lu snorted.

Dafei also blinked his eyes and worried about Zhang Wei.

A deputy director of the Spring Festival Evening Group said: "If this cross talk is exposed, even if others know that we will not go to this show in the Spring Festival Evening, our Spring Festival Evening Group and the CCTV Spring Festival Evening Liangzi must have to be settled!"

"Director."

"Director! What should I do now?"

Everyone looked at the director of the Beijing TV station.

The old lady was very calm and looked at everyone. "Do you let Zhang Wei and Yao Jiancai say that the fake program is not expected? Isn't it just to avoid the real program leaking in advance? Since it is prepared, what better? What a fuss? It’s not a real show.”

The rehearsal continues.

The following programs are on the way.

Other Taiwanese leaders and staff members could only sit back anxiously while watching the following performances. Someone brushed their mobile phone and brushed Weibo, keeping an eye on the development of the situation!

......

online.

The new comic dialogue of Zhang Jian Yao Jiancai has been fully screened! Many netizens are excited like playing chicken blood, while screaming while listening to the cross talk, while screaming and posting comments online!

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"I can't! It's a laugh!"

"Is the prostate patient urinating?"

"That's our hard-earned money? Hey! Let me laugh for a while! Hahahaha!"

"Why is it so funny, hello!"

"Zhang Wei, Lao Yao, I like you so much!"

"These two people are really a golden partner in the field of cross talk!"

"Mahjong, I have never heard such a funny cross talk!"

"Yeah, after listening to the cross talks of Zhang Jian Yao Jiancai, listening to other comic actors, I can't laugh at all! The two people's crosstalk levels have been leading the comics for too many years!"

"Tang Dazhang was shot again!"

"Where is the shot? This is an intercontinental missile!"

"Hey! Visually, Tang Dazhang has fainted at home!"

“It’s too hot! It’s so cool!”

"CCTV Spring Festival Evening is also suffering from Zhang Jian's "Poisonous Hand"!"

"Zhang Hao's mouth is really the most damaging mouth in the country! Anyone who offends him is a **** sorrow of eight lives! Can't be vomited?"

"It’s so happy!"

"A piece of work, high-ranking judgment, the people in the cross-talking world will only sneak a slap on the Internet. The words of the swearing people are said to be unfavorable. Over and over are the words 'we will not admit yours'. But you can marry a teacher, Zhang, and come to a work, and directly take the work to them, and not only sly, but also laughs from beginning to end, this realm is high!"

"Haha, talking about swearing? Zhang Yi is the ancestor!"

"Yeah, how many people in the country can win him? This group of people in the cross-talking world is not long-term memory! When the last cross-talk contest was held by Zhang Wei, this time? You go Call him? When did you see Zhang Hao’s anger?

"Khan, Zhang Wei really wants to say this in the Beijing Spring Festival Evening?"

"Do you let this broadcast? No?"

"Definitely not, this is absolutely - forced to be a fake show!"

"Yes, it must be fake!"

"Mr. Zhang, a teacher who casually whispers a fake show, is enough to drink a pot of comics!"

"Ha ha ha, no, I have to listen again!"

"Me too, I can't listen enough!"

"I have listened to it three times! Really fucking!"

"Zhang Wei is right, there are few good people in the domestic comic industry!"

“Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! COMEON!”

This comic dialogue caused a great sensation on the Internet!

......

Tang Dazhang's home.

A group of comic actors who are rehearsing and studying the Spring Festival Evening show are more ugly at the moment, some are white, some are black, and the faces are green!

A comic actor patted the table and said: "Too much!"

Tang Dazhang, an apprentice, angered: "Unable to be lawless! No lawless!"

Tang Dazhang also squeezed out two names from his teeth, "Zhang Wei! Yao Jiancai!"

"Can't just forget it!" someone called out: "This is standing on our heads - oh!"

Someone echoed: "Yes, this account is not over! Absolutely not finished!"

Everyone is mad at one by one!

The killing is just the beginning, the cross talk is too embarrassing!

However, as for how the end is not finished with Zhang Wei, no one has said a result!

In the past, no one was arguing with them, nor was there no peers who openly questioned and sang the cross talks. But under the leadership of several highly qualified old artists in the line, the following comical units almost always refer to where to fight, boycott, Sealing-killing, reporting, they have a variety of means to make a comic actor unable to mix in the line, because this industry is still a small part of the old artists have the final say, Tang Dazhang as a leading figure in the cross talks now also said One of the counted people!

But Zhang Wei and Yao Jiancai are different!

Yao Jiancai is an actor, they simply can't control people!

Zhang Wei is even more so. People don’t perform in small theaters at all, and they don’t hold any big commercial performances. His main business is the host, he also does the show, writes novels, writes songs, and teaches. There is not much practical significance for everyone to report and boycott together. This result has been proved in last year's comic dialogue contest. This group of people can't do anything with Zhang Wei!

There is a comic actor who proposes: "That's all our hard-earned money? This is already a smash! It's really going to make trouble, let's sue him!"

"correct!"

"Sue him!"

"This is absolutely a crime!"

The crowd is excited.

However, Tang Dazhang had an 18-year-old apprentice who suddenly snorted and said: "Zhang Zhang seems to be a lawyer?"

A group of people looked at him in a brush.

"What happened to his lawyer?"

"Take him the same!"

"This kid is too jerk!"

But when I talked about it, everyone’s enthusiasm was getting softer and softer. At the end of the day, no one would mention anything to fight with Zhang Wei. why? Even CCTV and Zhang Wei have lost your lawsuit! Even if they think they are superior, they will never think that they will be more bullish than CCTV's professional legal team! The results of this judicial examination of the goods, but shocked the first full score in the history of the lawyers!

Tang Dazhang angered the table, "Is there such a reason! Can't he cure him?"

After everyone thought about it, they were a little discouraged at the same time. They really couldn’t think of the tricks that would make Zhang Wei’s control! There is no way!

The little apprentice of Tang Dazhang, who is just 18 years old, has just been very bitter in his heart. He really wants to propose a question at this moment. Can we stop fighting with Zhang Wei? CCTV has no way to take him, radio and television can not clean him, such a stink in the entertainment circle - flow - 氓, such a industry inside the crowbar, let's hide from him, can't do it, not with him what? Can't afford it? The most crucial question is that even if the whole comic world is united, he will not take it!

What is this still playing?

I can't fight at all!

......

Soon, the news is flying all over the sky!

"Zhang Wei was invited to Beijing City TV Spring Festival Evening! 》

"Zhang Yao Yao Jiancai cross talks again controversy! 》

"Zhang Haochun's new work - I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening? 》

"Comprehensive condemnation of the comics world!" 》

"Zhang Wei satirizes CCTV Spring Festival Evening and the reunion of the Republic! 》

"Hugh! Beijing Spring Festival Evening rehearsal cross-talk exposure! 》

"See also Zhang Wei-style cross talk! 》

"A **** case caused by a cross talk! Zhang Jian Yao Jiancai and the cross-talking world battle again! 》

The news tabloids collectively voiced and reported this "trouble", and the general content is also quite similar - Zhang Hua once again proved to the world with practical actions that he never had an opponent in the matter of Guijie!