I’m Really a Superstar

"Fever 62 degrees?"

puff! You have to cook eggs! ”

"A comminuted fracture can also be fucking?"

“Is there 40 hours a day?”

"Where is the mother in February, there is No. 30!"

"Ha ha ha ha! Oh, I can't!"

"It's too bad! I am laughing!"

"This is too dark!"

The netizen laughed and turned over! For a moment, this meagerness was forwarded and exploded!

This is Zhang Wei, the world's most famous netizen, the black EXO stalk, which was slightly changed by Zhang Wei. He took it with a sigh of relief. He suddenly looked at the gang pong team and said that they were helping them. Calling Qu, you can take a look at it, every word is **** black!

The appearance of Zhang Wei, the attitude and signal of expression have been very clear, it is obviously impossible to apologize, and people will not apologize, but they will continue to sneer at them with gusto, completely ignoring the national table tennis team and The collective siege of everyone in the sports world!

Sports anger!

The table tennis team is angry!

Liu Yifeng and Han Li Li Qi and others were fainting. They thought that Zhang Wei might not apologize, but never imagined that Zhang Wei would be so tough!

Zhang Wei’s meager success once again ignited the raging fire. The countless netizens who supported him suddenly screamed like chicken blood. The sea of ​​people once again swallowed the gang of people who jumped out of the body, and the buzzing sounds everywhere. The water army in all directions, not to mention the sports people, even Zhang Hao himself was shocked!

"It's quite awkward!"

"Hey, they are jealous!"

"Dog grass!"

"Well, who will brush a wave of Liu Yifeng with me?"

"I!"

"I go!"

"And I!"

"Who is going to brush a wave of Han Li with me?"

"I come!"

"Count me in!"

"coming!"

"Run with them!"

Originally, Zhang Hao also planned to have a good time for these athletes in the sports world. Who wants to have just made a paragraph, and has not yet enjoyed it? It has not officially entered the fighting state. The sports gang has been blinded at first glance. The water army on the side was "broken", and there was no chance for Zhang Hao to play!

There are too many water soldiers!

Han Li’s blog was captured by the water army!

Liu Yifeng's meagerness was swept by the water army with the words "stupid-forced"!

The athletes and coaches of the sports are just not spared. There is a badminton player who opened his own brand online store. The message area of ​​the online store has been swiped by the water army!

The onlookers are all stupid!

"I rely!"

"This group of people is too cow!"

"How come so many people!"

"The people of this table tennis team are also being beaten once in the spring evening by Zhang Wei. You said that you are still recruiting him. Is it more than Zhang Wei? How are you so funny? You think it is called. A bunch of athletes will help you to cheer up on the 'big momentum'? This time I saw it! Here is Zhang Wei’s main battlefield. In Weibo, even if the first-line star comes, it’s not too much to see Zhang Hao!”

"Zhang Wei is too popular!"

"He is on the line soon?"

"Look at it today, it should be not far!"

"This is already the star of the first line!"

The scene at the moment can be described as fierce. Of course, the violent people are the people in the sports world, Liu Yifeng, Han Li, tennis female player, national football team captain, etc., all of them are green!

Aside, I heard that the table tennis team was smashed. Many active or retired athletes had to come over and help, but some people came early, some people came late, and the people who came that night saw it. At this moment, these scenes are also shocked one by one!

"My grass?"

"what happened?"

"This……"

Hesitated for a moment, the few people blinked, forget it, or pretend not to be online!

Why not?

Got a fart!

The most powerful fighters still have no movements. They sent a taunting microblog. The gang of the table tennis team and the football team’s basketball team was abused by the water army from head to toe. Nothing to fight back? Yes, what are they still on! Going up is also filling the swirl!

Brothers, take care!

A few brothers can't help, let's take a step!

Not only them, at this moment, a basketball star who was involved in the war also cried in his heart, and had already retired, but the words had just been released. Zhang Hao also denounced him. At this time, he had no chance to go. Ah, he was born here, and he couldn’t walk anymore! Watching Weibo fans madly, watching the screens and buzzing on Weibo and his personal homepage and even his own team's main business, his intestines are remorse! It’s awkward! You said that I am doing this well? The things of the table tennis team have a fart relationship with me. What am I going to do? Also let Zhang Wei apologize? But he just doesn't apologize, what can we do? Can you still eat him? Can we have a group of sports people who can also direct the literary circle?

The badminton players who opened the online shop are also mad at the lungs. I am grass, you are embarrassed, you complain about what I am doing in the online store! I am grass, but also brush bad reviews! Your sister, I am fighting with you!

The situation is down!

Some real table tennis fans are also jealous of them!

A small ball fan hates iron and can't be a steel track: "@刘一峰, look around, how many people help you? How many fans defend you? Today's table tennis team is really disappointing, big loss I lost the game at the standard level. After the game, I found the ridiculous excuse to stop the game. After listening to the song, I lost the ball. I pushed the responsibility to Zhang Wei? Today, you lost the ball and lost people!"

He said what countless fans want to say!

In fact, although Zhang Wei does have a large group of water army and fan groups, few people in Weibo can do it, but in fact, there are many people who don’t like Zhang Wei. His popularity is not as good as anyone else thinks. Every time Zhang Wei and others start a war, there will be a lot of netizens coming to Zhang Wei, usually all the people participate in the war, but today there is almost no, except for the athletes in the sports world, few fans come to help them. The reason is in that paragraph - the table tennis team lost this time and lost!

"that's right!"

"That's it!"

"Han Li is not the first time to make excuses like this! We have already been annoyed! The last time the temperature was too hot? The last time the temperature was too cold? This time the strange song is hard to hear?"

"And even if Han Li always shirks responsibility, how can you be the head coach of a national team, standing on his side to help him talk? Because I heard Zhang Yi a song and lost? You are stupid - forced? ”

"He just thinks we are stupid - forced!"

"This time, no one helped them!"

"This ball is too stinky!"

However, in the face of the fans' doubts, the national team head coach Liu Yifeng was still stunned. He replied to Weibo: "I admit that the national team's performance in these years is not very satisfactory. I lost the ball today, everyone's mood. It's not good, we have responsibility for this, the team has responsibility, but many things are not as simple as you think. The outcome of a game is often only a few milliseconds. Many factors will affect the win or lose, not the player level. The problem, such as a song, or a noise in the field, the temperature inside the venue, will affect the player's play, and many of these factors are uncontrollable, force majeure! Today we deny Zhang Hao, not because Lost, but because he publicly insults table tennis! This is something we can't accept!"

"Is it still shirking responsibility?"

"You are really enough!"

Han Li also spoke: "We have not pushed the responsibility! We are making progress and our opponents are making progress! Now many weak teams have also invited the coaches of the Republic. The strength has been greatly improved and it is easy to make people underestimate!"

Li Qidao: "I also lost a ball today. It is not my excuse, but the foreign venue is completely different from the domestic one. The ground is too stiff! Many players have encountered this problem and are very uncomfortable!"

A table tennis player came out and said, "Yes, today's venue is very bad. We have already submitted it to the organizers before the game! If we go there next year, their venues will be rebuilt according to international standards. Then there will be no problem at that time!"

Han Zhaoguang, captain of the national football team: "The same is true for football. Winning or losing is influenced by many factors!"

Then, several other athletes such as tennis and badminton also gave them a word.

But the fans don't buy it!

"Don't mention football, I thank you!"

"How many key games have you lost in the past few years? Our small ball was dominated by the world. Now, although it is also the number one in the world, it will lose once in a few games, lose once in a few games, lose if you lose. You analyze your own problems and analyze the reasons for losing. You are not, you are all analyzing the influence of others on you, and analyzing what is called the force majeure factor! Go and go!"

The fans have a lot of opinions!

At this moment, Zhang Wei, who is already lying in the bed, feels boring. It’s especially boring. I haven’t said two words here yet. How did the Shuijun clean up the battlefield? The next time I saw the sportsman's turtle shrinking for a long time and then headed out again, he finally can speak up!

Zhang Wei Weibo speaks again!

Everyone glimpsed, all came up to watch!

"It's made again!"

"Zhang Hao is coming!"

"Let's see!"

"What is this post back?"

Zhang Wei is a party. Today's war is caused by him, so his every move has a lot of attention.

I saw Zhang Wei meagerly wrote: "Today's live broadcast, the table tennis team named me after the game, I said that I am very honored. I just read the explanations of the reasons why the sportsmen are losing. I suddenly realized that I would like to An analysis of the reasons for losing and uncontrollable factors."

as follows:

Analysis of the reasons for losing the game in sports (including table tennis, football, basketball, badminton, tennis, etc.).

First, the ground reasons:

1. The ground is too hard.

2. The ground is too soft.

3. The ground color is not good.

Seeing this, the netizens have already laughed!

"puff!"

"It's too hard to be too soft and not good?"

"Han Li really found this reason before! I am grass!"

"It’s also related to the color of the ground. Hello?"

"Hey! I don't want to laugh!"

Liu Yifeng stunned, and then it was blown up!

Han Li and Li Qi and others have begun to marry!

The fools can see that Zhang Wei is yelling at them!

Second, the weather reasons:

1. It snows.

2, it rains.

3, under the hail.

4. The sun is not good.

5. The sun is so good.

6, cold.

7, hot.

7, not cold or hot (can not cause trouble to the opponent).

Seeing the second point, the netizen laughed again!

"Oh, I can't!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Spray!"

"What a ghost is not cold or hot!"

"The sun is not good, it is not good!"

"How can you be so funny, Teacher Zhang!"

"Classic! Too **** classic!"

"The ball in the previous year, really someone has found a reason! This is a real thing!"

Just a lot of water soldiers who were smashing the screen, this time, after knowing that Zhang Wei had sent Weibo, he also rushed back in a flash, and at the same time, he laughed and sprayed!

Third, the game factor.

1. On-site factors:

A, the referee helps the opponent.

B, the referee does not help us.

C, the opponent's body is too strong.

D, the opponent's technology is too delicate.

E, the goalpost (ball net, basket) helped them.

F, the other party plays a change-state supernormal.

G, the time is too short.

H, the time is too long.

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Crazed me!"

"The referee does not help us? Hey!"

Han Zhaoguang, the captain of the national football team, saw it here and almost fainted!

2. Off-site factors:

A, away game, atmosphere influence.

B. At home, the pressure is too great.

C, the audience does not cheer for us.

D, the audience cheers too loud.

Netizens have already laughed too badly!

"Hey, let me go!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"I laughed and mad at me!"

"How can you not cooperate?"

Everyone in the sports world is angry!

Zhang Wei!

I am grassing your uncle!

However, the meager is still sending, the number of words is too long, and Zhang Hao has divided several paragraphs!

Fourth, the draw is not good:

1, the same group are strong teams, the group of death.

2. The same group is a medium-level team. The idea of ​​winning and losing is too heavy.

3, the same group are weak teams, not enough attention to the opponent, paralyzed, and negligent.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Hey, it’s too **** good!"

"Laughing spray! Really spray!"

V. Other reasons for losing (inside players)

1, "XXX" went abroad to train, we are the main force of snow.

2. "XXX" is back, the time difference is not reversed.

"puff!"

"LOL!"

"It’s a deja vu lost reason!"

"Yeah, it's all real!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Sixth, other reasons for losing (inherent synthesis)

1. The hotel is not air conditioned.

2. The hotel air conditioner is too cold.

3. The hotel air conditioner is too hot.

4, the bus seat is not comfortable.

5, the team team doctor technology is poor.

6, Zhang Hao singing is not good!

Zhang Wei: "The analysis is finished, no thanks, my name is red scarf."

Write here, Weibo ends.

When netizens saw the last meager, they laughed and they all came out with tears, but they all came back together!

Zhang Hao singing is not good! ?

This is pure damage to them!

Zhang Wei, a Weibo, has all the sports in the project!

No dirty words!

There isn't even a vocal vocabulary!

The whole article is an example of a list form!

However, this fighting power is your mother's explosion! !

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