I'm really not a magician

"I'm sorry, it's inconvenient for me." I directly refused him. I had a bad relationship. I was not stupid to borrow money as soon as I opened my mouth.

Qian Liexian looked cold. He said, "just borrow some money. Don't be so stingy? You don't have no money!"

"No, but you are guests from far away. Du Yi said he would invite you to drink and sing in the evening. I can pay for this," I said.

Qian Liexian didn't borrow the money. According to my understanding of him, he will leave soon.

Sure enough, he pretended to look at his cell phone, then stood up and said, "Alas, Yiyi is looking for us. We have to hurry to help. Chen Liang, let's go."

"OK." Chen Liang also stood up. When he came to the door, he suddenly bared his teeth and roared at rhubarb. Rhubarb looked at him like a fool.

"Good dog, good dog, really good." Chen Liang smiled awkwardly, and then followed Qian Liexian to the Du family.

"Two fools, fuck." Zheng Kangkang waved his hand and said contemptuously.

I opened my hand, Zheng Kangkang smiled, gave me a bear hug and said, "your boy is still the same as before. To tell you the truth, I also know some friends in college, but they don't taste like that. I don't know why, I'd like to play with you."

"Maybe it was because I needed protection at that time? By the way, I heard you were still pursuing Zhao ruoxian after graduation?"

Zheng Kangkang sighed, took out his mobile phone, turned out a dialog box and said, "I sent her a message a few days ago. She ignored me."

I picked up my cell phone and looked at it. There were seven or eight chat records on it.

At 1:11 on January 1st:

Zheng Kangkang: Goddess, I still like you very much. I want to be with you. I don't know if I have the honor.

At 1:30 on January 1st:

Zhao ruoxian: sorry, Zheng Kangkang, I'm glad you like me, but I already have a boyfriend, and he has a terminal illness. The doctor said he had only half a year to live. I want to accompany him well.

At 1:01 on July 1st:

Zheng Kangkang: is your boyfriend dead?

At 1:01 on July 1st:

Zheng Kangkang: is your boyfriend dead?

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The following messages are the same, "is your boyfriend dead?"

"Poof, hahaha..." I dropped my cell phone and laughed and said, "are you a fucking devil?"

Zheng Kangkang was stunned and said, "she said half a year. I waited half a year to ask. Is there anything wrong?"

"You guy's EQ may not catch up with rhubarb. If you hadn't studied sports, you wouldn't have been admitted to college." I patted my forehead and laughed.

Zheng Kangkang looked at me with a puzzled look on his face and asked, "Why are you laughing? I have a chance when her boyfriend dies? But why won't she give me information?"

"It's strange to return your information. People are obviously looking for an excuse to refuse you when they say about their boyfriend." I stopped laughing and looked at Zheng Kangkang. I couldn't help laughing again.

Zheng Kangkang said anxiously, "don't laugh. What's funny? Zhao ruoxian is also true. If you want to refuse, just refuse directly. What mountain road is eighteen turns around."

I looked at him, shook my head and said, "brother, you've been like this in your life. Picking up girls is not suitable for you."

"Oh, do you have her cell phone number? I'll call and ask what she means. At least give me a message, don't you?" Zheng Kangkang asked.

I shook my head and said, "no, but I saw her last night. It looks good, but the family is a little strict."

"Cut, did you see her last night? Dream? You teach me what kind of sleeping position it takes to have such a dream?" Zheng Kangkang asked seriously.

I spread my hand: "don't believe it, eh? No, didn't Du Yi say he wanted to invite Zhao ruoxian? She didn't come?"

Zheng Kangkang shook his head and said, "really? I didn't see it. It's estimated that he won't arrive until later."

I nodded. Zhao ruoxian himself said last night that she could only come out at night. It is estimated that she will not come.

"You just came. Do me a favor."

As soon as I finished speaking, the phone rang. It was Du Yi.

"Qin yihun... You... Come here, the coffin... The coffin moved." Du Yi's voice was very worried and scared.

"OK, I'll come right away, Zheng Kangkang, let's go!" I quickly put away the phone and wondered how the coffin could move in the daytime?

Zheng Kangkang asked suspiciously, "what happened? What does Du Yi mean when he said the coffin moved?"

I closed the door and ran directly to Du Yi's house. I said, "I don't know. Take a look first. It may be a corpse change."

"Corpse... Corpse change? True or false?" Zheng Kangkang ran to me and asked in surprise.

I can trust Zheng Kangkang's personality. No one believes his EQ even if he says it, so I didn't hide it from him. Moreover, if the corpse changes in advance, I can't do it alone. Zheng Kangkang has to help me.

"Really, I know that Du Yi's mother will become a corpse 100%, but I didn't expect it to be so fast." I ran again and again and said.

Zheng Kangkang stopped for a moment, hurried to catch up and asked, "wait a minute, you mean zombies? Will Du Yi's mother become zombies?"

"Hmm!" I said in a deep voice.

Zheng Kangkang suddenly laughed and said, "don't tease Lao Qin. What's the age and Zombies?"

"Do you believe me?" I asked seriously.

Zheng Kangkang stopped smiling and said, "I believe you, but I can't believe you. It's too outrageous. I'd rather believe Zhao ruoxian will promise to be my girlfriend."

"You know Zhao ruoxian won't promise you?" I said, and I ran to Du Yi's house.

The yard outside was full of people. Many people came to the funeral. Basically, the whole village came. They played cards and chatted. It didn't seem that anything had happened.

Zheng Kangkang and I hurried to the mourning hall. As soon as we got to the door, I immediately wanted to get angry. I told Du Yi to stay alone in the mourning hall. Now there are seven or eight people standing here, all high school students. Qian Liexian and Chen Liang are also standing inside.

The reason why I don't let irrelevant people into the mourning hall is that the corpse is easy to hedge against some special eight character people during the corpse change, and the blood magnetic field of the lineal offspring can stabilize the magnetic field of the corpse and let it sleep completely during the day.

But now I can't care so much. I came to the coffin for the first time.

The coffin on the two benches did not seem to move, but the lid of the coffin was not covered. When I left, it was covered. In other words, the coffin really moved, but it hasn't moved now.

"Everyone else goes out except Du Yi." I reached out and touched the lid of the coffin and said in a deep voice.

The master came over and asked, "soul one, what's the matter?"

I turned to look at him and said coldly, "why don't you look at the mourning hall and let so many people in?"

"I can't help it. Miss Du has to let them in. What's the matter?" the Master explained.

I turned to look at Du Yi and said, "students, go out for a while. I have to see what's going on."

Qian Liexian smiled and said, "look at you. Why do you want us to go out? Don't you dare to look? Ha ha."

I frowned and looked at Qian Liexian's expression. I knew there was a ghost in his heart. Ordinary people can't be afraid when they see this situation, but he is not afraid. Not only him, but also other students have no fear expression. Even Du Yi is very calm.

These people have become so brave?

I told them to go out, but they didn't go out. Their relaxed expression seemed to be playing tricks on me. They liked to play tricks on me when they were in high school. Now they have graduated for more than a year, and these people are still making fun of me.

I tried to hold back my anger. It's not fun. If the lid of the coffin is opened again, it may cheat the corpse.

As soon as I wanted to speak, I heard two thumping noises inside the coffin. I turned around and frowned at the coffin. Did I really fake the corpse?

The sound was not small, and they all heard it, but no one screamed. They were just pretending to be afraid.

I went to the foot of the coffin, held the lid of the coffin with both hands, and then slowly pushed it back. Just ten centimeters away, I saw the feet wearing longevity shoes moving.

Sure enough, the corpse has changed! It's just that it seems very smart and knows that cheating on a corpse in broad daylight is bad for it.

"Get out!" I shouted, feeling very nervous. There are so many people here and the whole village outside. Once the story of deceiving corpses spread, the whole village will fall into panic.

"Hahaha, I said, he's afraid." Qian Liexian said sarcastically, swaggered over and said, "don't be afraid, great Taoist, it's nothing, it's just Yiyi's cat inside."

He said he was going to push the lid of the coffin, but I trembled. This son of a bitch is fearless. It's a big trouble.

I reached out and pressed the lid of the coffin, looked at Du Yi strangely and asked, "did you really put your cat in?"

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