I'm really not a magician

Du Yi nodded and said indifferently, "yes, my mother liked Mimi best. When I lived on campus, Mimi accompanied my mother. My mother was going to be buried. I asked Mimi to accompany her again."

"You're fucking looking for death," I shouted, my eyes red.

This ordinary corpse is easy to do, because ordinary zombies have no intelligence and can't think. As long as they find a way to trap it, and then stab it from the back heart with a peach wood sword, they can kill it.

Now throw a cat in. The cat is Yin, and it is a very spiritual animal. The corpse in it has become a zombie. It can directly kill the cat and seize the spirit of the cat. When it comes out at night, it is a zombie who can think.

Although it still doesn't recognize its relatives, it can identify traps and factors that can threaten it. If you want to trap it, it will become very difficult and more aggressive.

"Qin yihun, are you sick? I asked Mimi to accompany my mother. What's the matter?" Du Yi also shouted.

I went to Du Yi, reached out and grabbed her arm, pulled her to the coffin, then fiercely pushed open the lid of the coffin and said, "come on, take out your Mimi yourself."

Inside the coffin, the body was still covered with white cloth, and the puppet cat had died on the white cloth and did not move.

Sure enough, there was a spirit. It not only absorbed the blood of the puppet cat, but also covered itself with white cloth.

"Mimi." Du Yi reached out and grabbed the puppet cat. The cat's head and tail were hanging, and he couldn't die anymore.

"Dead?" Qian Liexian hurriedly gathered together, dialed the cat's head with his hand, then stretched out his hand to hold Du Yi in his arms and said, "maybe he didn't breathe well just now and suffocated."

"Hold your paralysis." I speechlessly sprayed, and then turned my head and said, "master, cover the coffin and find someone to carry the coffin to the bottom of the sun. Remember, never open the coffin."

When the museum opens at this time, if the sun shines on the zombies inside, it will completely annoy it. Without opening the coffin, it can feel the danger of the outside environment, but it won't get up.

"OK, I see." master changed the lid of the coffin and went out to ask someone to carry the coffin.

Chen Liang came over and said, "it must be suffocated. Sometimes our dog meat shop uses cartons to transport dogs, and it often suffocates the dogs."

I stretched out my finger to Du Yi, bit my teeth and said, "everyone comes in with me."

Then I walked into a room on the left of the first floor.

The crowd looked at me and didn't move. Zheng Kangkang roared and said, "go in the fuck. What are you thinking about?"

Under the order of Zheng Kangkang, seven other students walked into the room with me.

I closed the door and said, "the party tonight can't be done. To tell you the truth, you are all remembered by Du Yi's mother. She will cheat the body tonight. You can't run away at that time."

"You fart!" Qian Liexian said directly, "don't fucking give me bullshit. You're still pretending to be a corpse in what age. Do you really think you're Lin Zhengying? Shoot zombie films?"

"Yes, what you said is too mysterious. How can there be corpse fraud? People in the 21st century, can they live like normal people?" Chen Liang said.

Du Yi also said, "Qin yihun, are you stupid? Do you curse my mother?"

I ignored the others, just looked at Du Yi and said, "did I tell you to hold your cat tightly last night?"

"You said, but I don't believe it at all," said Du Yi.

I took a deep breath, pointed to the cat in her arms and said, "how did your cat die? Do you really think it was suffocated?"

Du Yi hesitated and said, "maybe Mimi wants to go with her mother."

"Du Yi, you really live in a dream. Look at the cat's neck. Are there two blood holes?" I said angrily.

Hearing what I said, Zheng Kangkang hurried over and said, "let me see. There are really two blood holes in the sleeping trough. The cat was bitten to death by zombies?"

"It's not only bitten to death, but also drained of blood. If you don't believe it, try it and see if you can squeeze out a drop of blood." I said, sitting on my chair and thinking about what to do. The originally simple and difficult zombies were raised to hell by these fools.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, I'll come." Chen Liang grabbed the cat with one hand and squeezed it hard, but there was no blood after squeezing it for a long time.

Everyone was silent. Their faces remained skeptical, but no one dared to speak.

I didn't speak. I wanted to hear what they said.

After a long time, a girl named an Shizhu asked weakly, "Qin yihun... I... will we all die?"

An Shizhu used to be a man of the moment in our school. She was very beautiful and had a strong family background. Her father was the president of the county people's hospital. He was also the kind of person who was spoiled since childhood and had higher eyes than the sky, and had a very strong mind.

I looked at her and said, "No."

When I said this, everyone was relieved. I smiled and said, "at least Zheng Kangkang and I won't die, because when the cat was put in by you, it didn't see me and Zheng Kangkang, so it won't transfer our memory and resentment to the zombies after the corpse."

As soon as the words were finished, others were nervous. Another girl named yuan Liangmao asked, "do you mean we will all die?"

I spread my hand and said, "almost, but don't worry."

Du Yi breathed a sigh of relief and quickly asked, "you'll help us, won't you?"

I shook my head and said, "I mean, don't worry. It's not very painful when you're bitten. It's only a few seconds."

"No, it's too fucking evil. I'll go back first." Chen Liang said and turned to go out.

I smiled and said, "yes, you go back first. At that time, zombies will not only kill you, but also your whole family."

"I don't believe he can find me." Chen Liang said.

"Try it if you don't believe it. Zombies can't find you, and ghosts will find you. You don't want to lie next to a female ghost with disheveled hair every night?" I said quietly. Now it's all like this. Scare them first, and they have to pay attention to it before they can cooperate with me.

Listen to me, Chen Liang stopped. He didn't go out anymore. He just stood there blankly.

Zheng Kangkang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "fortunately, we didn't come here and picked up a life. Lao Qin, let's go. It's so fucking scary."

"Well, whoever makes trouble will finish it by himself," I said and stood up.

Seeing that I was leaving, the people quickly blocked the door. Qian Liexian came over and begged, "Qin yihun, Taoist Qin, master Qin! You must have a way, right? Help us, our classmates. You can't die."

"That won't happen. After you are bitten to death, I have a way to keep you from turning into corpses. Don't worry." I forced out a smile. Now I know I'm worried. Why the fuck have I gone?

Qian Liexian said, "no, no, no, I don't mean that. I mean, try not to be bitten."

"Qin yihun, you must have a way, right?" Du Yi was in tears at this time. She didn't know that things would become so serious.

When I saw it, I reached out and touched my nose and said, "I'll try my best, but you must listen to me, otherwise the gods can't save you."

"OK, OK, OK, you say."

Everyone nodded like chickens pecking rice and looked at me with expectation.

"First, you can't tell the second person about this matter. Even if you solve the zombie, you can't. this is a mystery. Heaven is watching. If it leaks out, you'll die."

"Good!"

"OK!"

"Yes,"

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The crowd quickly nodded and agreed.

I gave a sound and continued: "second, cry at the funeral later. The louder you cry, the better. In this way, you can give zombies a good impression. Whoever has a high impression, it may not bite anyone."

This request is also in respect of the remains. These people do not respect the dead. If they tease me with the dead, they should repent.

Everyone had no objection. I continued, "third, and most importantly, after dinner, we should gather in front of the grave before 8 o'clock."

"What are you going to do there?" everyone asked with some fear.

I touched my nose and said, "of course, kill the zombies. Would you please go to the ghost play?"

"This..." Qian Liexian looked at the crowd and said in some embarrassment, "we won't fight zombies either."

Chen Liang echoed and said, "Qin yihun, didn't you let us die?"

"I'll go too," I said.

Qian Liexian asked, "can you ensure the safety of all of us?"

"No, but I can tell you that if you don't go, you will die within three days. Think it over for yourself, and I'll make preparations now." I said, pushing aside the crowd and walking out of the room.

Zheng Kangkang followed me, pointed to all of them and said, "play, continue to play, have no fear at all, wait until you die, fuck."

In the face of Zheng Kangkang's vicious words, none of them was angry. Compared with their small lives, even if they scolded harder, they could bear it.

"Lao Qin, is the problem really as serious as you said?" Zheng Kangkang caught up and asked.

Well, I said, "it's hard to do anyway."

"As I say, don't save them. Let them suffer for themselves. You forget how these bird people teased you at school? They slandered you for stealing money and almost got expelled from school. They also secretly photographed you going to the bathroom and posted it online. They also asked someone to beat you, sew four stitches and...".

I stretched out my hand to stop Zheng Kangkang and said firmly, "these things are over, brother. They not only want to save, but also none of them can die."

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