I'm really not a scumbag

Fang Lingxian grinned and took out the phone.

"Let me do it!"

When the waiter saw Fang Lingxian really scan the QR code to check out, her eyes went wide.

No matter how she looked at it, she didn't think Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian were a couple.

Only after taking over the financial power of a man, a woman chooses to pay the bill when she eats with her man. At other times, it is an authentic iron cock.

Seeing that Fang Lingxian actually took the initiative to pay, instead of making various excuses to delay, the waiter couldn't help but look at Lin Fang again.

She felt that there was only one truth: Lin Fanghuo... Lin Fang is so handsome!

Lin Fang wanted to leave as soon as the meal was over.

However, he felt that this was a bit too realistic. Out of courtesy, he said to the other spirit: "Lingxian, what are your plans for waiting? If not..."

I want to go now...

If I say this, I should be very polite...probably?

Fang Lingxian whitened Lin Fang and said, "I have arrangements! Don't try to trick me into playing the claw machine with you. Isn't it naive?"

Lin Fang: "???"

Why don't I know that I still have this hobby?

Also...Who would lie to you to play the doll machine?I just want to go one step ahead...

Since Fang Lingxian still has arrangements, Lin Fang can't say that he is leaving, so he reluctantly said, "Then what are your arrangements?"

Fang Lingxian raised his chin slightly, and said triumphantly: "How about playing the shooting machine, how about it, more advanced, right?"

Ha ha!

It's really advanced...what a ghost!

They are all toys in the video game city. Who can be more advanced than the shooting machine and the claw machine?

Lin Fang smiled awkwardly and politely, and gave Fang Lingxian a look for her to experience it.

Obviously, Fang Lingxian didn't have that cell, and she successfully understood the error, mistakenly thinking that Lin Fang was complimenting her for the high-level arrangement.

She happily took Lin Fang's arm and said, "I know you feel advanced too, let's go, let's go to the game city!"

Can you not go...

I'm almost graduating from university, I have never touched video games, I am not interested in video games!

Lin Fang was dragged away from the barbecue restaurant by Fang Lingxian, and he arrived at a video game city not far away.

The video game city is very large and covers a large area, with thousands of machines at a glance.

When entering the most conspicuous position of the door, there are two rows of dancing machines. Some young ladies in cool clothes have almost rounded up the dancing machines. Some people dance and some take videos.

Is it beautiful? Lin Fang didn't see clearly. He only saw that these young ladies are in good shape, those little buttocks are twisted, and those big long legs are dangling. That's an exciting one...

Before Lin Fang could see the faces of the young ladies and leave more material for the lonely night, he was dragged by Fang Lingxian and missed the swaying dances of the young ladies, passing through the shooting game area and racing game area. , Walked to the claw machine, Fang Lingxian just stopped.

"Wait for me here now, I'll buy some game coins."

"..."

Anyway, you always want to buy coins, why can't I let me wait for you at the dancing machine?

So many young ladies over there twisting their ass, how pleasing to look at?

There is nothing good here, there is no ghost... Oh, there is a little carrot head!

What's so good about the little carrot head?

Oh, woman!

Lin Fang watched Fang Lingxian leave, only to feel that she was full of grotesques, as if to complain.

Forget it, anyway, I'm just idle and bored. It's okay to watch the little turnip catch the baby.

Lin Fang walked to a loli who was not as tall as his trousers, leaned her hand on another crane machine, and watched the carrot head operate.

, !call out!For nothing.

Ha yeah yeah, boom boom, boom boom!call out!For nothing.

"Yawn......(__)(-.-)(~O~)......(-.-)"

Lin Fang yawned, watching this little turnip punch and kick at the crane machine, but he didn't get a single hair. It was so boring, he almost fell asleep.

"That big head monster over there, can you go further, you have affected my performance!"

The head of the little radish is cute and cute, and the voice is super cute. The dress is also beautiful. It looks very private. But when you speak, you can't help but want to sit down and sit down on her. Exposing the breath of bearish children.

Lin Fang glanced at the little turnip head, deliberately teasing her: "Do you want my brother to help you? Which one I want, I will help you pick it out."

Little Turnip's head curled his mouth in disdain, and said, "I have clamped dozens of times. I have tried all of the claw machines here, but none of them have been clamped. There is a problem with their claw machine, you can’t get it out. !"

Oh, look at your little expression, is this something so proud of?

Is this a shame?

Oh, woman!

Whether it is an eight-year-old radish head or an eighty-year old lady, it really is a virtue!

Lin Fang glanced back. Fang Lingxian didn't know what was delayed, and he hadn't come back.

Anyway, I was idle and bored, Lin Fang yawned again, looked at the little carrot head, and said, "What if I clip it out?"

"If you can clip it out..."

The small turnip's eyeballs turned around a few times, she snapped her fingers, raised her chin slightly, and said to Lin Fang like a gift: "Then I will give you a kiss, how about it, it's so cheap for you!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Why do I want to sit down on you so much?

You are the blame!I haven't graduated from university yet, I'm young and beautiful, and I am so young!

Lin Fang didn't want to pay attention to this little carrot head anymore, he turned his head and left.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!"

Regardless of the short head and legs of Little Carrot, she ran quite fast. She followed Lin Fang's footsteps in a few steps, dragged his belt to not let go, and yelled: "Let’s see you look good, and you are wearing humans. Looks like a dog, if you can help me clip the doll, how about I introduce my mother to you? Surprise? My mother is a big beauty, the kind that many people chase, it's cheaper for you!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Now I want to sit down on you even more!

Whose bear child, is anyone in charge?

"Let go! I can't catch a doll, I can't catch it!"

"Liar!"

Little Turnip's head turned white, Lin Fang gave a look, and said, "You just leaned on the crane machine and the force point was very small, but you didn't move at all, and your expression was always relaxed. This shows that your balance ability is very strong. You turned to leave. At that time, you are chic and calm, and you are not procrastinated. This shows that your body control ability is very strong. With these two points alone, you must be a master at grasping dolls!"

Oh, look good!

Lin Fang turned and looked at the little carrot head. No matter how annoying the bear child was, his eyes were really good.

So many of his ex-girlfriends didn't notice his abnormality, but he was spotted by this bear kid who looked only seven or eight years old.

I don't know what an outstanding character her mother is.

Pooh!

Who do I care about her mother?

Lin Fang glanced at the little turnip head and said, "You can also help you clip the doll if you want me. You can do me a favor later..."

After Lin Fang finished his request, Little Turnip's eyes looked extremely strange.

Lin Fang felt like a scumbag under scrutiny, which made him feel uncomfortable.

"Don't help me, I'm leaving."

"Big brother, don't go, I promise you can't do it!"

Oh, woman!

Isn't it impossible to escape the law of true fragrance?

Lin Fang curled his lips and stretched out his hand, "Give me game coins."

Snapped!

Lin Fang: "???"

Looking at the two game coins lying in the palm of his hand, Lin Fang looked at the little carrot head, and said, "You have only two left?"

"what!"

Little carrot head said frankly: "This house has a problem with 20 claw machines. I have tried them from beginning to end. I tried each one three times. These two are gift coins. You have to come here a while later. Two are gone."

Lin Fang sneered sincerely: "Then you are really good!"

Little carrot head nodded vigorously, and said: "I also think I am excellent!"

Lin Fang: "..."

I'm mocking you. Hey, didn't you hear it?

Forget it, don't be familiar with bear children.

Lin Fang chose a doll machine at random, touched the joystick to try his strength, put the game currency in, turned to ask her, "Which doll do you want?"

"Brother, don't you need to choose a machine?"

"If you don't believe me, come by yourself. Believe me and shut up!"

"Oh……"

"Which toy do you want?"

"Don't you let me talk?"

"Then you shut up, I choose the biggest one!"

"Humph!"

The little turnip head stepped back, standing behind Lin Fang, punching and kicking his back with teeth and claws. Although she didn't really hit Lin Fang, she felt refreshed, and then stopped and stood. Watching Lin Fang's performance.

Once Lin Fang made a mistake, she could always jump out and mock Lin Fang's game currency for cheating children.

Putting in game coins to activate the game, and touching the joystick of the claw machine, it was obvious that there was something strange. Lin Fang clearly felt that it was not difficult for him to control the grappling hook of the claw machine.

It may be a bit exaggerated to say that it is like an arm, but it is easy to say where to play.

Lin Fang could clearly feel that when the joystick was turned to the left, there was actually a rightward force controlling the grappling hook, and when the joystick was turned to the right, there was another force leftward controlling the grapple.

This power is not great, so subtle that ordinary people can't detect it, and only Lin Fang's body can detect the abnormality.

Lin Fang controlled the grappling hook and landed on the largest toy in the claw machine. When the grapple hook was not closed, he slammed the joystick to make the grappling hook and the toy swing to the left. Then press the close button.

Ding Dong!Wow!Wow!

The huge teddy bear was thrown out by the grappling hook and fell into the exit. Lin Fang touched down and grabbed the teddy bear half the height of the bear child, with a satisfied smile on his face.

Not bad, but the game is a bit too simple!

"Ahhhhh..."

Little Turnip saw that Lin Fang really grabbed the doll. She was still thinking about the biggest teddy bear in the crane machine. She screamed in excitement and threw directly at the teddy bear, trying to take the big teddy bear. Embracing the whole in his arms.

But she was just over a meter away, and she barely had to buy a child ticket. The teddy bear was 70 centimeters long. Even if she tried her best, she caught half of the fat teddy bear, and there was no way to put the toy. The bear hugged.

"Big brother, you are so amazing, so amazing, so amazing... Teddy bear! Teddy bear! Teddy bear! Gluck..."

Lin Fang glanced happily and was incoherent. The whole person was hanging on the little carrot head on the teddy bear, a little helpless, a little funny, and said, "You let go first, OK..."

The happiness of a child is really simple. A teddy bear makes the carrot head happy.

He's still a kid after all!

"I won't let go!"

The little carrot head looked at Lin Fang vigilantly, and said loudly: "You are already an adult. You have to speak up. After you say that the dolls you caught are mine, you can't go back! Be careful, I tell people, you are Weird! You want to kidnap me to watch a goldfish! It's almost the same if you let go!"

Lin Fang: "..."

I take back what I just said, this is a bear kid, I really want to sit down with her to death!

Lin Fang took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and smiled: "If I let go, you will fall into a big somersault, do you believe it? You are hanging on this bear. I let you loosen it because I am afraid you will fall. it is good!"

"really?"

Little Turnip looked at the teddy bear suspiciously, then looked at Lin Fang vigilantly, then carefully looked at himself, and then he was embarrassed...

She found that she seemed to really misunderstand Lin Fang.

Turnip's eyeballs turned a few times, she let go of the teddy bear first, then waved at Lin Fang, and said, "Big brother, you squat down, I will tell you a secret..."

"I don't want to listen, give you toys, give you game coins, I'm leaving!"

Lin Fang had already recognized the nature of the little carrot head bear child plus the little pig's hoof, and no longer wanted her to help.

Let her help, I'm afraid it will only help more and more!

"Big brother, you...you are fierce to me...uu...wow..."

Lin Fang: "..."

I misunderstood you, you are not only a bear kid, a little pig's hoof, you are also a dramatist!

Even if Lin Fangming knew that the little carrot head was crying, he could only squat down and coax her: "Okay, okay, I squat down, I was wrong, I shouldn't be guilty of you, it's me. , Don't cry, I'll catch a doll for you later!"

"really?"

Little Turnip released his hands covering his eyes, revealing two gaps, and confirmed: "Then I have a big teddy bear, can you catch it?"

"of course."

"you promise?"

"I promise!"

"Retractor?"

"Retractor!"

"Stamp!"

"Seal! Stamp!"

Wooden ah!

Lin Fang followed the request of the little turnip head and went down a set of procedures, and the little turnip head suddenly leaned into his cheek and kissed him, then she smiled and hugged the teddy bear, jumping happily, "Big brother is so nice , I forgive you!"

Oh, woman!

Are you asking me to do something?I want you to forgive?

Can you cry sincerely, without a single tear, you little pig hoof!

Lin Fang stood up and walked to another claw machine. Each claw machine had only one big teddy bear. The one had been cleared by Lin Fang just now and could only be replaced by another one.

With the same action, when Lin Fang operated the claw machine again, it felt more relaxed than the last time.

Three times and five divided by two, just listen to Dingdong, and then there is a wow, wow, and wow bonus alert, and the second large teddy bear is thrown out.

"Wow ah ah ah... Teddy bear! Teddy bear! Teddy bear! Two teddy bears! Two teddy bears! Two teddy bears! Hahahaha...Big brother, you are great!"

I got another teddy bear. The little carrot head almost went crazy. She hugged the second teddy bear that Lin Fang handed over. The whole person was covered, and the little head was buried in it. No one can see it. Arrived.

After being happy for a while, Little Turnip suddenly wanted to cry. She found that the teddy bear was too big. She was holding two teddy bears. She couldn’t even see her way. She walked with top-heavy and swaying heads. May fall.

"Big brother, I can't hold you, can you help me..."

Little Turnip closed his mouth, looking at Lin Fang aggrievedly, blinking desperately to be cute, but forgetting that her entire face was hidden by the teddy bear, and Lin Fang could not see her expression at all.

Lin Fang looked at the little radish head wobbly under the pressure of the two teddy bears, but she was reluctant to let go of either. The scene was so animated that people couldn't help but laugh.

He took the two teddy bears from the head of the little carrot, so he said: "I will play with my friends in a while. I can't help you with the toys. Who brought you here? I will take two Big Bear, okay?"

"It's a little bear, two little bears!"

Little carrot head seriously corrected Lin Fang’s mistakes, and then said aggrieved: "Mom brought me here. She wants to talk about things, so I let me play here by myself. He said he would come and pick me up after a while. The money is all used up, she hasn't come yet, oooooo..."

Cry, then cry!

You look so good when you cry, but there are no tears...

Lin Fang stared at Little Turnip's head slantingly, watching her perform with a smile.

Lin Fang would give a discount of 30%, or even a discount of what he said from the mouth of this little drama. The bear boy who didn't tell the truth in ten sentences must be lying!

The little radish wailed dry for a while, without waiting for any comfort, she took a peek at Lin Fang and found that he was indifferent, like a ruthless scumbag.

For a while, the little carrot head is gone.

Hey!

Why are you looking at me like that, do you have no sympathy?

Don't sympathize with me, I'm still laughing!

You have disrupted my thoughts, and I don’t know how to proceed... I don’t know how to accuse my mother!

"If you don't tell the truth anymore, I will leave the bear behind. I lose three numbers, 3!"

"I said! I sneaked out to play by myself, my mother didn't even know! Humph! Big liar! If you say that you can count 3, how can anyone count 3 directly?"

Little Turnip stared at Lin Fang angrily, his face full of irritation.

Lin Fang glanced at the little turnip head and said, "Didn't I say I was the countdown?"

Little carrot head: "..."

Seeing the small turnip head being blocked by himself and rolling his eyes, Lin Fang only felt refreshed.

I really deserve to be me, man enough!

Punching Nanshan Xiong Nursing Home, kicking Beihai Xiong Kindergarten, and bullying Xiong's children, it's really crisp!

The matter is still to be resolved when the bullying plays bear children, Lin Fang touched his chin and said, "Trouble, what is your phone number? I will call your mother and ask her to come and pick you up."

"I do not want!"

Little Turnip glared at Lin Fang angrily, and said loudly, "Mom says nothing, she is a big liar. I have broken up with her! I don't want to call her!"

Hey, bear kid, it's really not worrying!

Lin Fang could imagine what the little carrot head's mother has become in a hurry right now.