I'm really not a scumbag

Lin Fang had never given birth to a child in his previous life. It was not because he didn't want to have a baby, but because he didn't have that skill...mainly because no one cooperated with him.

He has no experience with children.

As the overlord creature in the children's group, the bear child, in terms of the degree of dislike, is equivalent to a little devil who is punishable by everyone. There is no other reason, it is an annoyance.

As a member of the bear child family, the only advantage of Little Carrot Head is that she looks good.

Sometimes, looking good, you can really do whatever you want.

At least it is also annoying. Seeing other bear children, Lin Fang only slapped him to death, but when he saw the little carrot head, Lin Fang thought of sitting down on her to death.

After all, she looks good.

Knowing that the little carrot head escaped from the house, and even ran to a place like the video game city where all the three teachers and the nine students are willing to come, Lin Fang really wanted to give her a compliment. This heart is really not ordinary!

What family do you have to raise such a big-hearted bear child?

I think my mother is a liar. In case of a liar who abducts a child, you will know what a real liar is.

The bear child, who has never been beaten by the society, is especially good at playing in the nest.

Little Turnip's nostrils were upturned, and he hugged his arms, but he secretly looked at Lin Fang from the corner of his eyes. That posture was no different from an angry girlfriend.

The subtext is just four words: Come and coax me!Stupid (fog)!

Sure enough, fake anger is a talent, and women are born with it.

Lin Fang tilted his head and gave a sneer. He didn't mean to persuade her with his arms.

I don't even coax my ex-girlfriend, will I coax you?

I coaxed my ex-girlfriend, I figured her body anyway.

What do I picture you?

I am a picture of your bear or a picture of your mother... No, picture you introduce your mother to me?

The first one is a little radish, ghosts and ghosts, saying that your mother is a lie, I think you love to lie!

Sure enough, deceiving is also talented, and a good-looking woman will deceive from an early age!

Seeing that Lin Fang was indifferent, Little Turnip's nose wrinkled and her mouth squeezed, and she was about to cry immediately...

Damn it?

I think your little head is really hot!

At a young age, even the skill book of crying, making troubles and hanging himself is lit up!

Lin Fang saw that his posture was not right, put down the teddy bear, and strayed.

It is more appropriate to throw this kind of trouble to the staff of the Game City.

Other children spend their money here alone, and they don’t ask if there are parents following them. They don’t call security or call the police. It’s simply irresponsible!

Lin Fang felt refreshed when he thought of throwing out the pot of small radish.

He intends to rush to the cash register to explain the situation of the little carrot head.

Before Lin Fang arrived at the cashier, she saw Fang Lingxian had just settled the bill. She held a small basket of game coins and seemed to be leaving.

Fang Lingxian had only bought the game currency for so long, and he didn't know what caused it to be delayed.

"Huh, Lin Fang? Are you looking for me? I'm really sorry..."

Fang Lingxian was a little embarrassed, she said: "I just took a call from my girlfriend, and kept spitting out her husband and her daughter with me. I talked to her for a while. I didn't pay attention to the time. It made you wait a long time!"

Lin Fang smiled indifferently and shook his head, and said, "It doesn't matter, I'm not bored either. By the way, I just ran into someone over there..."

"father!"

Lin Fang: "!!! Σ(⊙▽⊙"a"

this is?The voice of the little carrot head?

Lin Fang turned his head and suddenly realized that Little Turnip also followed him at some point.

She dragged two large teddy bears with great difficulty, thanks to the responsible cleaning of the video game city. The zeng on the ground was so reflective that the two bears dragged so far on the ground. It's not dirty.

Little carrot head saw Lin Fang turned his head, he smiled, and shook his hand, he chuckled the teddy bear in front of Lin Fang, and then released it, ran over, grabbed his trouser pocket with a face. Looking at Fang Lingxian innocently, he said, "Dad, this is the new mother you found for me? She is not as good-looking as the old mother you took me to see yesterday!"

Then, the little carrot head loosened Lin Fang's trouser pocket, wiped his little nose sadly, kicked his little leather shoes, carried his little hands, and said in a low voice: "But... these mothers are not my mothers. , I miss my mother (there should be a choke here)..."

I believe in your evil!

Are you the devil?

It's because Fang Lingxian is my ex-girlfriend, or my girlfriend can't be disturbed by you?

You kid...no!This is not a bear anymore, is this a tea art?

I suddenly want to meet your mother!

What kind of bear kid is this tutor?

Lin Fang stared at the little turnip head, really wanting to sit down on her to death.

Fang Lingxian heard the "Dad" on Little Turnip's head, but found it strange. When she saw Little Turnip's head grabbing Lin Fang's trouser pocket and calling out "Dad" again, her scalp numb and she was cold. The basket of game coins in his hand almost fell to the ground.

The next superb performance of the little carrot head made her heart sink all the way, from zero to zero, from hot to cold.

In just a few minutes, Fang Lingxian was directly induced by the little turnip head to make up a half-million-word female-frequency romance drama: "Sweet Pets Chasing Love: Baby Missing a Mom".

Lin Fang actually has a child?

The children are so old?

He also took the child to meet a woman yesterday. Am I not as good-looking as that woman?

He brought the child to see me again today, and the child still said that to me...

Just when Fang Lingxian was full of grief and Shakespeare, Lin vented his breath and spoke funny.

"My kid, I haven't graduated from university yet, why did you have you? I think you must be eight years old? Is it possible that you were born with you as soon as I entered junior high school? So, I am quite capable! You! Does your mother know this arrangement?"

Hey?

Yes indeed!

Lin Fang hasn't graduated from university yet, this little girl seems to be at least eight years old...

I was cheated!

Fang Lingxian was very happy to find that he was deceived, because it also meant that Lin Fang had never had a child with anyone, and he hadn't seen anyone look better than himself yesterday.

Hey?

Has it been exposed?

The little turnip head blocked his forehead with a small hand, and his two big eyes gurgled around, trying desperately.

She caught up with Lin Fang at first, simply because of curiosity.

She knows how cute she looks, and she relies on her cuteness, no matter men, women, young or old, she can always take advantage of them.

Especially once she started crying, no matter how excessive the request was, someone agreed to her.

To her surprise, when she was about to cry, Lin Fang ran away.

The little carrot head almost couldn't, so he hurried to catch up to see where Lin Fang was running.

After running a few steps, I remembered that the teddy bear hadn't taken it away, and then fell back and dragged the teddy bear to catch up with Lin Fang, but the teddy bear was too big, and the little carrot head dragged it all the way, and I was a little tired and wanted to cry.

Just when she saw Lin Fang greet Fang Lingxian, she didn't think much about it. She stepped up for the first time and planned to teach Lin a lesson.

At this moment, the little turnaround trick of Little Turnip's head was dismantled by Lin Fang, and she began to calmly think about how to do it better.

After comparing Lin Fang, who seemed to be not very easy to deceive, there were two Fang Lingxian with Qiqing's face, and the little carrot head decisively ran to Fang Lingxian, gently tugged at the corner of her pink skirt, and said timidly: "Sister, Big brother is fierce to me!"

Ouch, my old lady's heart!

Fang Lingxian lowered her head and looked at the little radish head, her eyes were full of caution, one of her hearts was almost covered with powder makeup and jade (qi), Jiao Didi's cute little radish head melted like a doll.

She knelt down and touched the little head of the carrot head, and said softly, "Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid! No one dares to bully you if there is a sister! Can you tell your sister, what is your name?"

Little Turnip raised his brows slightly. It seemed that the opponent Lingxian was dissatisfied with the action game of touching his head, but forcibly controlled it, and continued to maintain a soft and cute appearance, and said timidly: "My name is Yan... Liu Yi Nuo, you can call me Xiao Nuo or Nuo Nuo."

The first word Liu Yinuo uttered was rather vague, and even Lin Fang didn't catch what she was talking about.

Out of professional sensitivity, Lin Fang realized that Liu Yinuo had something to hide from them.

Although this makes people uncomfortable, it is enough to prove that Xiaoluotou is still very smart and always vigilant. It was not because Lin Fang helped her win two teddy bears, nor because Fang Lingxian was so beautiful. Trust them unreservedly.

In this case, there is no need to worry about her being tricked away by traffickers...

and many more!

Lin Fang knocked on his forehead and was interrupted by the little turnip head. He just remembered now that the child had ran away from home behind his mother's back. He didn't know how long he had been out. What was her mother's anxiety?Did you call the police?

"Wow! So your name is Nono? Nono, you are so cute! Are these two teddy bears yours? Who bought you such a big bear? Bears are also very cute!"

"Uh……"

Liu Yinuo: "..."

Little carrot head suddenly felt that he might have made a wrong decision.

Bullying a fool is really not a sense of accomplishment.

"Lingxian, haven't you noticed that this child is alone and there is no adult around him?"

Lin Fang had to remind some Fang Lingxian who was overwhelmed by maternal love. He said: "This little Liu Yinuo sneaked out of the house. Her mother didn't know that she was here. I just asked her home phone number. She doesn’t say anything, I suggest to give her to the staff of the video game city, let them contact Liu Yinuo’s parents, or call the police."

The staff at the cash register: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!"

Sir, are you serious?

We just want to eat a melon quietly, please don't shake the pot indiscriminately!

Don't think you are handsome, you can do whatever you want!

Unless, you have a baby with me!

"Wow……"

Liu Yinuo broke off crying and whimpered: "My mother promised me to go to the amusement park with my father two years ago, but she lied to me year after year. I'm already in the second grade and haven't gone yet. I’ve been to the amusement park. I haven’t seen my dad for two years, and my mom keeps saying that I will take me there when my dad comes back. I don’t know what she is busy with every day, and leave me at school during the summer vacation. I’m so pitiful..."

"Don't cry, don't cry, speak slowly..."

Fang Lingxian couldn't see how Liu Yinuo was crying, she was messing around looking for tissues and wiping away tears on the head of the little turnip. She was too busy, but it didn't help.

Lin Fang stood watching the play with his arms in his arms, without any intention to persuade him.

This little carrot head lied without writing drafts. She said ten sentences, and Lin Fang believed one sentence at most.

Maybe this bear kid is making up stories again!

Not to mention, this time the story made by Little Carrot is quite like that, but it is actually a series.

Liu Yinuo cried and continued: "Since I was in elementary school, I haven't been back home very much, and I rarely see my mother. So I especially hope that I can go to an amusement park and spend more time with my mother. , I can also see my father.

When my mother came to school yesterday, she suddenly told me that my father had a woman outside, and he had a new home, so he couldn't take me to the amusement park.I also asked me, if one day I go to court and the judge asks me if I am with my father or my mother, can I talk with my mother.

Mom is a big liar, I don't want to talk to her!I wanted to escape yesterday, but I found that I had no money and I would go out in a hurry, so I prepared for a while before I went out, and I didn't want her to find me.I'm going to find dad!"

Hey?

How does this story sound familiar?

Have I heard it somewhere?

The more Lin Fang listened to the story, the more he felt the story told by Little Turnip. He seemed to have heard a similar version, but most of his friends around him were single and married colleagues. They only came into contact with the law firm after work. Maybe I heard children tell this kind of story.

Thinking it was impossible, Lin Fang shook his head and didn't care.

Fang Lingxian took out a tissue again, wiped her crying face for Liu Yinuo, and said, "If you miss your dad, you can tell your mom, I believe she will agree to take you to find dad."

The little turnip head took the tissue from Fang Lingxian's hand, wiped away the tears, and sighed gently.

Hastily!

Speak with the duck!

For the sake of truth, I blew myself up with my family background, to gain sympathy, to prove that my mother is a liar, to let you guys not throw me to the staff of the video game city, contact my mother, it is not because of my father!

He is a scumbag, so I don't miss him!

Liu Yinuo turned to look at Lin Fang. She felt that after all, she had paid the wrong way. She had chosen the wrong target. She knew it was better to choose Lin Fang.

Fang Lingxian seems to be cheating or cheating, sympathy is still rampant, and his comprehensibility is really problematic!

Liu Yinuo stared at Lin Fang for a while, and saw that he always had the attitude of watching the show. He had no intention of intervening at all. He had to showdown, sniffed his nose on purpose, and cautiously said: "Sister, I'll call in a while. To my mother. I am very good and will not worry her. When I left, I left a note and waited for her here at two o'clock in the afternoon.

After receiving me, my mother was going to send me to school again. The closed school was like a prison.Before my mother comes to pick me up, can you let me play with you for a while?"

Ouch, my poor little boy!

Fang Lingxian felt that his heart was breaking, and the child in front of him was really pitiful!

She looks so cute, but her life experience is so bizarre, and her encounters are still so rough. It's really pitiful!

Such a small request must be agreed!

"Okay!"

"No!"

Ok?

Fang Lingxian turned his head to look, and said it was not possible, it was Lin Fang.

A look of dissatisfaction flashed in her eyes, her brows wrinkled slightly, and she said faintly: "Lin Fang, Nono is so pitiful, you wouldn't even refuse her such a small request? She said it all. My mother will pick her up and send her to the closed school. It's still in the summer vacation, but I actually sent the child to school. To ask me to say, her mother, is really irresponsible!"

Sister, can we use our brains?

Whatever a kid says, you believe...

You are so great, I don't know how to complain!

Lin Fang sighed and suddenly felt extremely worthless for his life as an otaku in his previous life.

I knew that women are all with this IQ, what a single person!

Be a scum...Isn't he fragrant to be a warm man, a single girl who warms the whole world?

It doesn't matter even if you encounter someone with a high IQ, don't there still be uninterested, not-so-good-looking young ladies who need warmth?

Just like Cai X said: Why do I change girlfriends quickly?Because my pig (chou) grilled (nv) kills!

What kind of otaku, what a mistake...

Lin Fang glanced at Fang Lingxian, then at the little carrot head who squeezed his nose and made faces at him, sighed, and said, "All right, you decide."

It was also too much experience. Before putting it away, Lin Fang would not be used to anyone. He just turned his head and left. If you like to cause trouble, if you provoke it, Lord will not accompany him.

After the journey, Lin Fang discovered that women are emotional animals, and many of the decisions are simply impulsive.

You reason with her, and she tells you attitude.

The best thing to do is to follow her will and let her be stupid, but be educated, and then when she repents, she also has to pretend to be stupid, pretending to be as unresponsive as she is. She will be happy with the empathy that comes.

It's useless to stop it. Make silly and small mistakes with her. She still feels that she has a common experience.If there is a big mistake, it can be stopped in time.

If you stop it and let it go, the result will be... Tsk!

Seeing that Lin Fang had no choice but to agree to his unreasonable request, Fang Lingxian suddenly felt a little uneasy.

The impulse was only a moment. At this moment, she recovered. The relationship between her and Lin Fang was the relationship between EX and EX. It was her who wanted to get back together, but he who didn't want to contact him.

Seeing that they ate alone and came to the game city together, the relationship between the two is getting closer.

I acted on my own, and directly brought the favorability back to the zero line...

Thinking about this, Fang Lingxian almost wanted to hit the wall in annoyance.

Turning his head to look at the pitiful Liu Yinuo, Fang Lingxian suddenly felt that this child didn't seem so cute anymore.

No matter how cute, you can't be a boyfriend, right?

However, there is no regret medicine in the world.

No matter how annoyed Fang Lingxian was, it was impossible to say back what he had said, and it was impossible to treat the attitude that he had presented as never before.

Even if she is willing, what about Lin Fang?

Looking at Lin Fang, who was a little further away from him, Fang Lingxian suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

He...mind after all...