I'm really not a scumbag

Forty minutes later, when Shi Yun went to the western restaurant, Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian sat aside, Liu Shiman and Liu Yinuo sat opposite them.

After going through the tricks of Liu Niang’s godson, Liu Shiman and Fang Lingxian would inevitably be embarrassed to introduce each other. In order to resolve the embarrassment and also to express gratitude, she insisted on bringing Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian to this authentic Jincheng A western restaurant created by people.

Liu Shiman is very familiar with this western restaurant, and directly took three people to the best and quietest place in the restaurant.

This restaurant follows a simple LOFT style, with white and brown as the main color, drop-shaped chandelier hanging from the ceiling, full of warm and romantic atmosphere.

After sitting down, Liu Shiman first ordered coffee and drinks, and then apologized: "My makeup is a bit spent, I need a little time to touch up the makeup, their food is fast, so you may need to wait for me for a while... …Sister Fang, would you like to add makeup with me?"

Fang Lingxian didn't react, she touched her oily, smooth, non-fat cheek in surprise, and said, "I don't need it..."

Lin placed it under the table and touched Fang Lingxian, winking her.

Why did Liu Shiman really want her to go with her make-up repairs? It was obvious that it was not easy to talk privately in person. He wanted to take her to a more private place and talk quietly.

Fang Lingxian is just pure in mind and doesn’t think about too many details. It’s not stupid. Lin Fang just hinted, she woke up, smiled and stood up and said, “But I’m very interested in your makeup skills, Sister Liu. If it is convenient, I would like to ask you for advice!"

Seeing this, Liu Shiman breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "What's the inconvenience? Sister, come with me!"

As soon as the two of them left, the little turnip head, who was so bored that she was almost asleep, suddenly became energetic. She slid off the chair and ran to Lin Fang's side, stretching out two small hands: " Brother, brother, take me up!"

Oh, you little carrot head!I really don't think of myself as an outsider!

Knowing that Lin Fang and Liu Shiman knew each other, they had a pretty good relationship, and I didn't know what Liu Yinuo thought. He became more intimate with Lin Fang's intimacy.

and many more……

Do you really want me to be your father?

Lin Fangxin, with suspicion on his head, copied it under the ribs of the little carrot head, and gently lifted the little carrot head, which was not heavy for snacks, and sat beside Lin Fang.

"Brother, I'm hungry!"

"!!!"

No, you, I am your father's intimacy, where did this come from?

You leave me!

I'm not your father!

Lin Fang glanced at Liu Yinuo, with a blank face, and said, "Your mother and your sister have not returned yet, so bear with them. If you are really hungry, I have snacks here..."

A large bag of snacks was placed in Liu Shiman's car, but he didn't take it in. Lin Fang took out the so-called snacks from his pocket.

That's right, it was the "compressed biscuits" he stuffed into his pocket before the bag was put back into the snack bag!

Liu Yinuo: "Σ(⊙▽⊙" a...... Gu......"

Little carrot head stared blankly at the compressed biscuits in Lin Fang's hand. A small face was full of horror. She shook her hands and sternly refused: "Dad, I am suddenly not hungry. It is rare for a family of four to have dinner. , I better wait for my mother and sister to come back!"

"???"

Lin Fang looked at Liu Yinuo with a dazed expression, and said, "What did you just say? What did you call me? Who is a family of four with you!"

fall!

The bear child is really skin!Pippi shrimps don't have your skin!

Well, if you touch your lips, Liu Shiman has become my wife, and you and Fang Lingxian have become my daughters. Is it okay?

I am not interested in these!

Actually, it doesn’t have to be. If Fang Lingxian called me Dad...

"Hey! You also said that you don't want to be my father, brother, you just laughed so evil... the saliva is about to flow out!"

Pooh!

Of course I don’t want to be your father, I want to be Fang Ling...

Lin Fang stopped thinking and tilted the head of the little turnip. This little guy is eccentric and cannot be regarded as a child of the same age, but she has insufficient experience and cannot be regarded as an adult.

How to get along with the little carrot head is really a problem.

"I do not want!"

"Okay, okay, you don't want to, why are you so serious? Really, it's not fun at all!"

Liu Yinuo pouted, and said: "You said that the words and tone of your mother and sister Lingxian did not come back. They are too like the head of the family. It is a pity that I didn't cooperate with you. Brother, do you think I'm good at chatting? Am I cute?"

Lin Fang: "..."

I don't think you are good at chatting, I just think you are a little bit slack!

You are so cute!

Boom!

Lin Fang smoothly threw the compressed biscuits on the table. The heavy compressed biscuits were as hard as a stone when they were not exposed to water, and the movement on the table was not small.

Liu Yinuo received the threat from Lin Fang in an instant. She shut her mouth decisively, holding up the coffee in front of Lin Fang with a fawning expression, and said: "Brother, please have coffee, it won't taste good when it's cold!"

Seeing that Little Turnip's head was so familiar, it was difficult for Lin Fang to squeeze the serious expression on his face. He had to take the coffee and take a sip, full of bitterness, so bitter that he doubted life.

Why is this black coffee so pure?

No sugar or milk is added. Is this a thing for people to drink?

Click!Click!Click!

"Hehe..."

Liu Yinuo was holding her small mouth and laughing beside her with a stomachache. The scene where Lin Fang was so bitter and distorted by coffee was all photographed into her phone. Worried that Lin Fang would want to return the phone, she decisively locked the phone. Return to the original position.

Lin Fang: "..."

He glanced at the phone that Liu Yinuo put back in front of Liu Shiman’s seat. Lin Fang’s whole person was not good. He got up and took the phone over with the idea of ​​in case. He slipped his hand and his face failed to unlock. enter password.

"What's the password?"

"That's mom's cell phone, I don't know the password!"

You are proud of not knowing the password, are you?

Lin Fang glanced at Liu Yinuo's upward small face, and then gave birth to the urge to sit still.

This bear kid can't be careless at all!

Lin Fang reluctantly put the phone back, thinking that he could only communicate with Liu Shiman privately and ask her to delete her ugly photos.

He didn't need to think about it, he also knew what his expression was distorted at the moment he was bitter by coffee, fearing that it would be no better than eating lemon.

"Brother, brother, are you angry?"

"I am not angry."

"Brother, brother, don't be angry with Nuno, okay?"

"I said I'm not angry."

"Brother, you are really angry! Are you going to ignore Nono anymore? Nono is so sad, oooooo..."

"I……"

Lin Fang sighed, there was nothing to do with Liu Yinuo.

This bear kid didn't know who he learned from, but he had learnt ten percent of his pampered and proud present girlfriend. Lin Fang felt helpless and a little funny.

He had to surrender: "I'm not angry anymore, I forgive you, don't cry, there are no tears at all, fake can't work."

"what?"

Liu Yinuo let go of her little hand, raised her smiling face, and frowned slightly: "Is it fake? I cried very sincerely? I also thought of the scene when the grandmother's big goose was dying. I was crying sadly. Yes, but the goose meat is really fragrant..."

Lin Fang: "..."

You can pull it down, you bear boy!

Your grandmother’s big goose spring knows how to get up and kill you!

It’s sad to cry, happier to eat, right?

It's strange that you cry sincerely!

Seeing that Lin Fang was not angry anymore, Liu Yinuo became more courageous. She moved to Lin Fang’s side and said with a drooling face: "Brother, can I order some pads to eat first? Think of the big goose at grandma’s house. I am even hungry..."

Ah!It seems that your grandmother’s big goose is not so delicious!

Lin Fang was also a little hungry after the trouble in the afternoon. Thinking of the big goose, he would inevitably think of the Cantonese roast goose, the northeast iron pot stewed big goose, whichever kind, makes people can't help but salivate, lamenting that I am a big foodie for countless national delicacies. I'm even more hungry...

Lin Fang rubbed his stomach, glanced at the direction where Liu Shiman and Fang Ling were leaving, muttering why these two have not returned.

It stands to reason that even if there are more whispers, it should be over now.

Lin Fang turned his head and glanced at Liu Yinuo, and said, "Why don't you wait for me for a while, I'll go to the bathroom?"

"Oh……"

Little Turnip's head, mouth and eyes all became rounded. With her round face, it is so cute that people can't wait to hold it in his arms and have a good time.

But the next second, what she said, has nothing to do with cuteness anymore.

"Brother, what do you want to do to my mother in the ladies' room?"

I didn't want to go to the women's bathroom, let alone do anything to your mother!

You bear kid!

"Ahem!"

Without waiting for Lin Fang to argue, two coughs suddenly came from behind him. Lin Fang looked back and found that he was not well.

Do you want to come back so suitable?

I just saw it two minutes ago, and none of your shadows can be seen. Why does it suddenly appear now?

Do you want to stab me back?

is not it!

Lin Fang covered his face, a little afraid to meet Liu Shiman's fiery eyes.

In the past, Liu Shiman only liked teasing, and didn't take any actual actions. To her, she was more like a way of venting, or the one that only cares about teasing, not meeting, and being irresponsible.

I don't know if she is about to get free if she looks at it, she seems to have the meaning of changing from words to actual actions in the relationship of getting out of that muddy marriage.

Lin Fang didn't dare to accept the move. This kind of old house that had been empty for two years could not be held accountable if it was lit. It couldn't put out the fire even if the waist was broken. RBQ, really RBQ.

Fang Lingxian, who was one step behind Liu Shiman, just smiled and glanced at Lin Fang, and didn't say that he had changed positions with Liu Yinuo, and he took Liu Yinuo's position directly.

Fang Lingxian's performance made Lin Fang feel a little weird, and he didn't know if Liu Shiman had secretly communicated with her. Lin Fang could obviously feel that Fang Lingxian's whole person seemed to have changed.

This change is so obvious that even children like Little Turnip Head are aware of it.

"Sister, elder sister, how do I think you seem to be more beautiful? It's like...just like...a dance teacher in the kindergarten, beautiful and kind, hehe!"

Huh?

Lin Fang couldn't help but glanced at Fang Lingxian again, and he found that Liu Yinuo's statement really captured a certain essence.

The former Fang Lingxian had a pair of peach eyes that seemed to be discharging at any time, coupled with her amazing waist-to-hip ratio through years of exercise training, her beauty was very seductive, even if she stood there and did nothing, she would attract bees. Lead the butterfly.

Now, for some reason, the external temptation temperament that had enveloped Fang Lingxian's body dissipated, and on the contrary, there was a little more affinity.

It was also because of this remarkable change that Fang Lingxian looked two more beautiful.

Liu Shiman smiled slightly and said: "Sister Fang is pretty? This is my credit! But... I just drew a few eyeliners, moved her eyebrows, and didn't do much. Speaking of it, Because Sister Fang looks good!"

Fang Lingxian also smiled, and said: "It is indeed all the credit of Sister Liu. Sister Liu's wonderful hands are really incredible. Just a few movements, I feel that I am not me anymore, it's so amazing!"

"Oh, sister, don't praise me, all my sisters are good-looking!"

"What the elder sister said is all due to her elder sister!"

With a smile on his face, Lin Fang looked at the harmony of the two women on the opposite side, blowing to each other, and silently took the compressed biscuits, wondering, how about... first?

On the side, Liu Yinuo's eyes rolled and he suffocated his mouth and said: "Mom, sister, I'm hungry... I haven't eaten all day, so I only ate a few snacks. I really want to eat meat..."

"Waiter!"

"Witt!"

Liu Shiman and Fang Lingxian waved at the same time, and the waiter who was standing in the corner rushed to them at the first time.

"How many people need to eat?"

Liu Shiman smiled and said: "I'm cooked here, can I recommend it? They grow their own vegetables, and there is their vegetable plot behind them. Most of the meat they eat often is also raised by themselves, only some seafood. And the high-end markets that are not easy to grow are purchased out, and they are all shipped from the sky, and they are also very fresh."

After hearing this, the waiter couldn’t help but give a thumbs up, boasting: “This lady is really a bargain. Our Shiyun Shang Western Restaurant focuses on freshness and health, so that every customer can eat it. The freshest ingredients, the best western food that suits our Jincheng people's taste!"

Fang Lingxian glanced at Lin Fang and said, "I have no opinion, Lin Fang, what do you think?"

Lin Fang touched his nose, and said, "I have no objection. Sister Shiman, you can decide."

Listen to people's advice and eat a full meal.

Since there are experts in hand, then there is no need to make a claim.

Liu Shiman smiled and nodded, without looking at the menu, he just ordered.

Surprisingly, Shi Yun's meal served really quickly, and Liu Shiman did not deceive anyone.

Before the main course, the appetizer bread that was served right away was still hot, and it was undoubtedly freshly baked.

The faint fragrance of garlic comes out from the toasted crispy bread, and the aroma is compelling.There is vinaigrette next to it, dip it in a little, and instantly make the bread more delicious.

Lin Fang just tasted it, and Liu Yinuo, who had been hungry for a long time, chewed directly according to the case, and his mouth was covered with breadcrumbs all over his face.

Seeing her food, even people with a bad appetite can't help but have an appetite.

Lin Fang pulled out a napkin and carefully wiped Liu Yinuo's face. The girl was also good, holding the bread in one hand, laying it on one side and biting it, turning the other half of her face to Lin Fang and let him Wipe your face.

When Liu Shiman saw this, she was a little happy and jealous. She had never enjoyed this kind of treatment, so she couldn't help but sighed: "Nonuo, wipe yourself, how can you trouble uncle?"

"Not uncle, but brother!"

Liu Yinuo spoke to Liu Shiman, then leaned against Lin Fang, and said with a grin: "I'm so cute, brother likes me the most, so he doesn't find it troublesome! Isn't it, brother?"

Lin Fang responded with a smile and said, "Yes! That's right! Hurry up and eat new dishes."

Suddenly Liu Shiman felt that the new dish "famous utensils" that had just been served, suddenly no longer fragrant. This dish of sweet beans, fermented beans, tomatoes, and eggs, served with razor razor meat, topped with mustard. , Taste thief stick, used to be her favorite dish.

But now, Liu Shiman was full of acidity, very jealous of the treatment of her daughter by Lin Fang.

The third dish is called Xiantian. Australian scallops are served with Southeast Asian tiger prawns, covered with winter vegetables, and topped with Russian caviar. The sweet taste makes one bite and no more worry.

If the previous ones are just appetizers, the roast duck served on the fourth course really makes people feel the deliciousness of eating meat.

The roasted duck pad is placed on top of cinnamon. After decomposing the sauce and putting it on the plate, only the tenderest duck breast is eaten. The tender duck breast is paired with crispy tender bamboo shoots. It is also served by banana and blueberry jams. , A dish, eaten raw, salty, fresh, sour and sweet.

Then came the main course, a dry-aged grass-fed beef eye.

I have never tried dry-aged beef Lin Fang, and I tasted the difference of this beef with just one bite. It is so special, different from the tenderness of other beef, it is delicious and flexible, especially suitable for wine. .

The desserts after the meal are also very attentive, the light sweetness is very suitable for finishing, like the white space in the Gaoming scroll, leaving a little aftertaste, making people linger.

The portion of each dish is not much, but Liu Shiman ordered a lot of types, some of the most popular dishes, she also specially ordered a number of portions, to ensure that everyone can enjoy it.

When she was eating dessert, the little carrot head was already unable to hold it. She looked at the ice cream in front of her with a sad face, rubbed her belly, looked at Liu Shiman pitifully, and said: "Mom, I can't eat anymore. Can ice cream be packed?"

Liu Shiman stared at Liu Yinuo angrily and funny, and said, "No! If you want to eat, just eat now. Go home and rest. There are arrangements for tomorrow. Don’t forget, I will send you to school tomorrow night. !"

"Oh……"

Thinking of going back to school again, Liu Yinuo was unhappy, and the satisfaction of just eating and drinking seemed to fade a lot.

But she turned to see Lin Fang, and was happy again.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with going back to school, because according to the agreement, Lin Fang can pretend to be father to hold a parent meeting next week!

Just pretend, what if you really become a father?

Liu Yinuo glanced at Liu Shiman, and couldn't help but curl his lips: Hey, I'm really broken for this family!What can I do if I have an unconscious mother?It's so difficult for me!