I'm really not a scumbag

In the end, Liu Yinuo still struggled to carry everything with his thin belly.

After all, she didn't know when she would taste ice cream next time.

Only when he left the western restaurant, Liu Yinuo lost the pride on the table, he was walking with his hands on his stomach and humming.

Liu Shiman didn't see her comforting her, but instead joked: "Good girl, didn't you just say: You have to be cruel to yourself as a man? Isn't it cruel now?"

"Don't hurt your heart, you hurt your stomach, Mom, how would you choose for you? Ouch... I'm bloated to death!"

"Hey, you have reason to eat like this!"

Liu Shiman couldn't help but went to pull Liu Yinuo's little ear, this daughter, really can't control it!

How big is this?She was still as high as the head of a little radish, so she was irritated and said that she was not good enough!

"Help, brother, my mother bullied me, if you don't save me, your dear baby girl, the little cotton-padded jacket, will be beaten to death, oh oh oh..."

Liu Shiman covered Liu Yinuo's mouth half ashamed and half happy, and looked at Fang Lingxian with a mixed mood.

If this one is not here, it would be perfect...

Lin Fang pretended not to hear anything, and didn't even glance at the mother and daughter.

One is greedy for his own body, and the other wants to be her father. Your mother and daughter are taking advantage of the bargain. What good things are you thinking about?

Pooh!

Two pig hooves!

When saying goodbye, Liu Shiman was very reluctant, but she didn’t have much free time. Because Liu Yinuo made a fuss and ran away from home, many of her plans were disrupted, and it was no longer possible to spend so much time on dinner. It's easy, I have to go back and change the plan, so I didn't mention it again.

Liu Yinuo was also very reluctant to bear Lin Fang. She didn't care about the discomfort in her stomach. She repeatedly made clear and hints to Lin Fang, so that he must remember the agreement with herself.

Watching the mother and daughter drive further and further away, Fang Lingxian sighed for a long time, looked back at Lin Fang, and said, "I didn't expect that your life would be so colorful without me by my side!"

Lin Fang: "???"

Sister, what do you mean?

The opposite sex is too good, blame me?

Eight-year-old girls are happy to play with me, what can I do?

"It's getting late today, let's go. If you have time, I will take you to play a more advanced game!"

"Ahem... forget it!"

After experiencing today’s video game city, Lin Fang has no hope of being “advanced” in the opponent’s Lingxian's mouth. Lin Fang estimates that she may have grown up in the martial arts team since she was a child, and her childhood is a little lacking, so her “senior” , A bit different from ordinary people!

"It's different from today, really advanced!"

Fang Lingxian gave Lin Fang an angry and funny look, and said, "Forget it, I won't sell it to you anymore. Let me put it straight, it is a fighting club. When the coaches of our provincial and municipal teams are not at work, they Love to go there and play!"

Huh?

Is it so advanced?

When Lin Fang heard this, his eyes lit up.

After a day of fooling around today, I almost forgot about business. Hearing Fang Lingxian's words, Lin Fang immediately became interested.

Lin Fang said, "Does the club you mentioned have all the equipment? Can a comprehensive physical fitness test be done?"

Fang Lingxian glanced at Lin Fang in surprise, and said, "Why do you care about this? Besides...when you first entered university, didn't you have a physical fitness test?"

Lin Fang: "Uh..."

Can I say that, in my memory, it's an old thing more than ten years ago?

I have no impression at all!

If you can't tell the truth, then lie, Lin Fang said calmly, "Isn't this my senior year right away? I'm graduating? I want to see whether my body has learned or passed away in the past four years."

Fang Lingxian looked at him up and down several times, and pointedly said: "I don't worry much about other places, I'm just worried about your waist..."

Lin Fang: "..."

What are you talking about!

Am I the kind of person with a bad waist?

I don’t know how good my waist is!

Lin Fang coughed lightly and said, "Just tell me whether the test is over. If it can't be tested, I will find another way."

Seeing that Lin Fang was a little unhappy, Fang Lingxian hurriedly said: "Yes, of course! When you want to test, tell me, I will help you arrange it."

"Is it all right tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow? Of course!"

Fang Lingxian was very happy. She originally thought that after meeting Lin Fang today, she didn't know when she would meet again next time. Unexpectedly, Lin Fang would take the initiative to find an excuse to ask her. She was so anxious that she wanted to see you tomorrow!

So, when Fang Lingxian said goodbye to Lin Fang in the end, he smiled and was very happy.

Lin Fang was also very happy. He just didn't know how to check his physical fitness comprehensively. He didn't expect to sleep with a pillow. It was perfect!

The fighting club that coaches of the provincial and municipal martial arts teams love to go to, it must be very professional in the test, and it is really advanced!

Without a word all night, Lin Fang smiled in his dreams.

...

The next day, getting up early in the morning, Lin put down and jogged to warm up.

Unconsciously, after running, he walked around to the entrance of the authentic Shanle Tofu Nao shop. He was about to walk in with one foot, and took it back, decisively shook his head and backed away.

"Brother, why don't you go in? Is it because our tofu brain tastes bad or the service is not in place?"

Lin Fang was about to leave. He didn't want to hear a very crisp voice next to him. He turned his head and saw that a beautiful face full of youth and joy, set off by a school uniform, was pure and pleasant, as if it was the taste of first love. .

There is something floating and overflowing in the air, making people feel that the heart is becoming sweet.

hiss……

Lin Fang took a breath, unconsciously stepped back two steps, close to three meters away from the girl, and then felt a little more relaxed.

From a distance, this girl is ordinary, beautiful and innocent, no matter how good the foundation, wearing ordinary clothes, and not knowing how to dress up, she is not particularly attractive.

When I looked at her up close, Lin Fang discovered that this girl is not generally beautiful, especially her beauty is very affinity, the kind of moisturizing and silent smell of the girl next door, the kind of the most beautiful first love on campus.

In particular, there is an inexplicable fragrance on her body, which can be smelled just a little closer. If there is something floating in the air, it is not an illusion at all, it is the smell of her body!

"Little brother? Why do you...retreat so far, am I so scary?"

The girl was a little unhappy, she pouted and made an angry look, making people unconsciously pity, and wanted to comfort her.

Lin Fang rubbed his nose and said decisively: "You look pretty, but I should go."

"stop!"

The girl walked two steps quickly and stopped in front of Lin Fang, her big eyes flickered a few times, and said: "You haven't answered my question. Why are you going to our store and you are leaving again? It's our house. Is the tofu brain not delicious? Is it our poor service? Or the newly opened copycat on the corner of the street, what kind of moth came out?"

Oh……

Lin Fang suddenly realized that he thought he was so glamorous in sweat that he couldn't help but attract a little girl.

Feelings, the little girl, is worried about competitors grabbing business. Seeing her actions, she took the opportunity to do a market survey without money.

"neither."

Lin Fang shook his head and said, "Your tofu brain is too expensive. We have a family of four. It costs 60 to 70 per meal. Sometimes it's okay to be extravagant. I can't afford to eat like this every day."

"Too expensive?"

The girl looked up and down Lin Fang's eyes, smiled and stretched out her hand to send it out: "Then there is no way! This uncle walks slowly, and will come again when he wants to eat next time!"

Ouch, let me go!

You meow, which eye sees me like an uncle?

Does it need to be so real?

Little brother in the last second, this second is the uncle?

Look at my petty temper... isn't it just money?

Lin Fang glanced at the girl, walked into the Tofu Nao snack bar again, and when the girl's eyes were shining, he thought it was a good idea, suddenly turned around, left her with a back head, and walked away.

"Cut! A waste of my expression!"

The girl pouted angrily, but was not angry. She quickly picked up her expression, rubbed her face, dressed as a good girl, walked into the snack bar, and started a busy day with the word "Mo" at the beginning. Help with life.

"Hmph, trying to lie to my money, it's not that easy!"

Lin Fang carried a pack of fried dough sticks and a few boxes of packed polenta, eating, and walking back cheerfully.

Two fried fritters and five yuan for corn porridge. The boss wiped out zeros and collected fifteen yuan.

Counting it all up, it takes four meals and five more buns, which is comparable to the price of a meal of tofu nao.

Isn't it delicious for such a cheap and delicious breakfast?

When Lin Fang returned home, he had finished eating a fritters, and the temperature of the polenta was just right at the entrance, but there was still a slight hotness, which happened to be his favorite level.

He put the fritters and polenta on the table, picked up a bowl by himself, slurped, drank a few mouthfuls, and sighed comfortably.

When he put down the porridge bowl, he saw that Lin Xiaolei did not know when she had already sat at the dining table, biting the dough sticks with an unhappy expression, waiting for him to explain.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"What do you mean? Why are there no tofu brain and card cake today?"

"..."

You little thing, you are still addicted to eating, is this?

Lin Fang gave Lin Xiaolei a sideways look and said, "It's too expensive to afford it!"

Lin Xiaolei disdainfully said: "How expensive can it be? You think I don't know. There are four bowls of tofu and one piece of cake. How much more expensive than these fried dough sticks? You are lazy and don't want to buy it!"

Lin Fang glanced at Lin Xiaolei with a smile, and said, "In this way, I'll transfer two hundred for you. Starting tomorrow morning, you will bring back four servings of tofu brains and kabinga every day, okay? The more will be your errand expenses. ."

"Really?"

Lin Xiaolei's eyes lit up, and after silently calculating, her eyes dimmed again.

The cost of running errands is not as much as she thought, and after calculating it, she can save 60 yuan in running errands, which is less than 10 yuan a day.

Forget it, forget it, no matter how small the mosquito's legs are, they are still fleshy.

"cough!"

Lin Xiaolei coughed lightly and said, "The cost of running errands is a bit low, but forget it, who made me your sister? Transfer the money, starting tomorrow, I will buy tofu brain!"

"Row!"

Lin Fang gave a snicker, gave Lin Xiaolei 200 yuan, and handily sent her the location of the authentic Shanle Tofu Nao, saying: "I am the tofu nao sold in this store. You must not deny the money for tofu and kabing seven days a week!"

"I will deny?"

Lin Xiaolei looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, and said loudly, "I am Lin Xiaolei, a promise, a spit and a nail. I can talk, I can talk...oh..."

Mother Lin was holding a paper tube rolled up by a magazine, she knocked Lin Xiaolei and she was still angry. She cursed, "What is it? What is it? What is it? It was early in the morning. People sleep, is this? Your dad and I slept late yesterday, you two don't know if you feel sorry for us?"

"How old are you, and you still stay up late learning from others..."

"What are you talking about?"

"Uh……"

Lin Xiaolei changed her mouth quickly and said with a shy face: "I mean, Mom, you and Dad stayed up late and worked hard. This is my honorable breakfast. Polenta and fried dough sticks. You can eat it while it is hot!"

"Count you acquaintance!"

Madam Lin nodded in satisfaction, just glanced at the fritters and polenta, and said a little disgustingly: "Isn't it still tofu brain yesterday? That's greasy, smooth and tender, so delicious, with the crispy card. The pie, it’s so awkward! Why, change the porridge with fritters today? Did I not give you any money or something?"

Lin Fang and Lin Xiaolei nodded vigorously.

Mom, you really didn't pay!

"Cough..."

Ma Lin gave a dry cough, glanced at the two unfilial children, and said earnestly: "Fang'er, Xiaolei, you are both old and young. You are all big kids. Don't always worry about your parents' pension. I am. When you were your age, you already earned wages..."

Lin Fang hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Mom, I've already started earning wages. Well, I made an appointment with my friend, and I won't come back to eat at noon or night, bye!"

Lin Fangwen, you have no loyalty, and you caused me to be scolded by my mother alone!

Lin Xiaolei stared at Lin Fang angrily, but was helpless at him.

She naively thought that this is the sinister society.

When she bought tofu nao tomorrow morning, she knew what it means: sinister heart!

...

The fighting club mentioned by Fang Lingxian is not far from the Provincial Sports Center. It has a big face and stylish decoration.

In a daze, Lin Fang felt that the style of this club was a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.

He didn't think too much, thinking it was his own illusion.

After all, based on Lin Fang's decades of shallow life experience, there are really not many things he has experienced.

Preschoolers are ignorant for five or six years, study for more than ten years, and then come out to work, die at three points and one line for ten years. Such a calculation, besides food and clothing, life is bleak. How can there be any insight?

It was an accidental crossing, and when I arrived at a world with completely different world lines, my life became fulfilled.

Looking back, Lin Fang was also extremely grateful that he had such a chance to come again.

After Lin Fang entered the door, he was not in a hurry to call Fang Lingxian. He was going to visit first. He never thought that he had just started walking and was recognized in the equipment area.

"Huh? Are you... Lin Fang?"

The girl standing in front of Lin Fang is very tall, looks at least one meter seven, and has very long legs. Standing there, it makes people feel that her neck is full of legs, and it is a good leg.

Lin Fang looked familiar with her, but couldn't remember where she had seen it.

Beautiful, good figure, sports department, very long legs... there is it!

One by one keywords jumped in Lin Fang's mind, and finally formed a name: "Guan Xiumei?"

"Huh? You still remember me, it's not easy!"

Guan Xiumei squinted at Lin Fang with a smile, her eyes were quite meaningful, she looked left and right, and said, "Why didn't you go with Mi Lier?"

"Ahem!"

Lin Fang glanced behind him with some guilty conscience, he was not afraid of the sudden appearance of rice grains, but he was worried that Fang Lingxian suddenly appeared.

There are too many ex-girlfriends, what I fear most is encountering this situation.

I met an acquaintance somewhere, and then he didn't know the situation and greeted you enthusiastically, and then suddenly mentioned a certain ex-girlfriend in front of you and a female friend.

This scene is really embarrassing.

Fortunately, Fang Lingxian is not here!

When Fang Lingxian was absent, Lin Fang felt a lot of calm in his heart. He smiled and explained, "I didn't have an appointment with Mi Lier. I have business here."

"Oh……"

Guan Xiumei nodded suddenly, and suddenly said narrowly: "In other words, you have an appointment with another girl? Don't worry, I will help you keep it secret, and I will definitely not tell Mi Lier!"

Lin Fang: "???"

No... Although I did date other girls, what do you mean by the green expression on your face?

Tell me clearly!

Mi Lier and I are innocent!

Her sister is my ex-girlfriend!

Forget it...can't explain it...

so tired!

Lin Fang deliberated a few words, but after sorting out his thoughts, he found that it is better not to say it.

Simply, he left it to Guan Xiumei to make up for it.

Seeing that Lin Fang chose to default, Guan Xiumei couldn't help but curl her lips secretly, labeling him a big "scumbag" in her heart, and then she smiled and waved, and said, "Well, you have to be busy with business, and I will also find the boss. Report your work, goodbye! Scum... Lin Fang!"

Inadvertently, Guan Xiumei almost vomited the word "scumbag". Fortunately, she noticed something wrong in time and changed her mouth.

"Goodbye."

Although Lin Fang didn't realize Guan Xiumei's mistakes, she also knew that she would not have a good impression of herself. She was too lazy to be disgusting, waved her hand, and walked two steps quickly, slipping first.

As everyone knows, Guan Xiumei didn't leave at all. She just walked a few steps to the side and fell back. While secretly reporting to Mi Lier on WeChat, she secretly followed Lin Fang, wanting to see who he was dating.

Lin Fang originally wanted to visit the entire club first, check the club's situation, and then contact Fang Lingxian.

Just being so troubled by Guan Xiumei, there is no mood to hang out.

Simply, Lin Fang called Fang Lingxian directly and wanted to ask her when she could arrive.