I'm really not a scumbag

Today's wind is a bit noisy, and I don't know whose mood has moved.

Lin Fang looked at the girl, and the girl looked at Lin Fang.

His eyes met, looking at each other.

The atmosphere is slightly awkward.

Lin Fang and the girl felt that they couldn't continue like this. If they were not misunderstood...If they were not misunderstood, they might become ambiguous in the next second.

"You... what do you want to do?"

"Come to root Huazi?"

"?? Huazi? You want me to draw Huazi? Show me!"

The girl was shocked, then confused, and finally curious.

"I do not have."

Lin Fang took a step back calmly, and opened all the pockets that could hold things, except for a mobile phone.

The girl's curiosity became angry and funny. Instead, she took a step forward and said, "Then you are teasing me?"

Lin Fang: "⊙▽⊙?"

Have it?

how is this possible?

What caused you to have such a misunderstanding?

Can I change it?

Do you think I am the kind of man who succumbs to your beauty in order to save a little breakfast money?

Well, I am...

Your tofu brain is really delicious, but a bit expensive!

"Why don't you speak? Are you shy?"

I will be shy?

Well, you can see through it, so shy!

o(*▽*)q……

emmmm...

Lin Fang thought for a while, felt that he might be beaten like this, so he said, "I didn't molest you, nor was I shy. I'm waiting for someone here. Your appearance is a misunderstanding..."

"misunderstanding?"

The girl glanced at Lin Fang with a smile but a smile. She stretched out her small, white and tender hand, poked Lin Fang’s chest, clicked, and said, "If I remember correctly, this is our third place. Have you met again? Once or twice, it can be a misunderstanding. This is the third time. You still told me that it was a misunderstanding?"

Lin Fang: "..."

What you said makes sense!

How to do?

I'm almost convinced by you, I think this is not a misunderstanding!

and many more……

Lin Fang suddenly felt like he had found a loophole. He stared at the girl and said, "If I remember correctly, if you hadn't suddenly greeted me from behind, we wouldn't have seen this third side at all!"

Huh?

I was discovered by you...

The girl glanced at Lin Fang in surprise, with one hand behind her, standing on tiptoe and trying to touch the top of his head with the other hand, and said, "You are so smart!"

Lin Fang: "(*^▽^*)...... Thanks for the praise......Huh?"

He was about to accept the girl's compliment with a smile, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. How did the girl's way of complimenting him feel like it was not right to a person, but to... some kind of pet?

Lin Fang looked more and more like it. He felt that the girl was simply boasting that his dog was capable!

I'm really honored!

Lin Fang stepped back angrily, patted the girl's hand, and said, "I'm not smart!"

The girl opened her small mouth slightly, seemingly surprised, but with a smile in her eyes. She said in a petting tone with heavier performance traces: "Okay, okay, you are not smart, you are not smart!"

Damn it!

It's a routine!

Don't look at him now with a face in his twenties, but his true age is already in his early thirties, but now he is crushed by the IQ of a teenage girl who is obviously still in high school, and he has repeatedly hit the mark.

Lin Fang rubbed his eyebrows, feeling a little ashamed.

Aside from the shame, Lin Fang even doubted himself: it's not right, it can't be!I'm usually a smart person, why do I always get in the middle?It is said that the IQ of people in love will decrease...

Could it be that I am in love?

Correct!

It must be so, it must be because of so and so...

In a hurry, Lin Fang's heart flashed one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Dao shadow, he finally found the reason: all to blame the ex-girlfriends!

Sure enough, love makes people blind, and love makes people idiots.

After finding out the reason, Lin Fang felt that he had calmed down a lot, and his IQ had returned to a normal level... Probably, he decisively stayed away from the girl, ignored her, and continued to secretly observe the Tofu Nao breakfast shop.

Fortunately, it was not too late when I saw Lin Xiaolei wearing a pajamas, wearing slippers, and her shaved hair without combing, just dangling from a distance without any image.

When Lin Fang saw this, his eyes lit up, and the phone pointed at Lin Xiaolei, and it was a crazy shot.

The girl standing next to Lin Fang glanced curiously at Lin Fang's mobile phone, and then at Lin Xiaolei who had been secretly photographed. She looked up at Lin Fang in surprise and dream.

Seeing that Lin Fang's attention was focused on Lin Xiaolei, she didn't even notice her own little movements. The uncomfortable girl reached out and stabbed Lin Fang and asked, "Hey!"

Lin Fang may think that taking pictures is not enjoyable, so he switched to video mode.

The girl's small movements seemed to be tickling to him, more like a disturbance. He shook his arms and threw a small bug, trying to throw the girl away: "What are you doing? Stop it!"

I make trouble?

The girl was a little angry. She puffed her cheeks and continued to poke Lin Fang, while stabbing and saying: "I have something to ask you, you have to answer me!"

Lin Fang said impatiently, "No time, I'm busy!"

The girl became even more angry, she said quietly: "If you don't answer me, I'll...I'll cry for you...I'm crying, wow..."

I TM...

Are you poisonous?

Lin Fang turned around abruptly and covered the girl's mouth.

At this critical moment, Lin Xiaolei can't let Lin Xiaolei discover that she pitted her!

Otherwise, the girl cried out in front of my father and mother, and if she didn't get it right, she would be self-defeating, and if her father and mother mixed doubles, she would have to pay for it.

How can this work?

Lin Fang took a deep breath, calmed down, looked down at the girl, and shivered, almost not shocked.

The first time he saw a girl with her mouth covered, she could still smile so happily, her eyes turned into crescent moons.

What is so funny?

Are you poisonous!

Lin Fang pretended to be calm, and smiled reluctantly: "Then what... I can answer your question, and I can let go, but you can't cry, make trouble, or spoil my good deeds! If it works, you just nod your head, no... …If it doesn’t work, I won’t let it go!"

"Hmm!"

The girl nodded while laughing, very cooperative.

After Lin relaxed away from the girl, he quickly backed up two steps and distanced herself from her.

He was ready, and everything went wrong.

In short, Lin Xiaolei must not find him watching a joke next to him.

"Are you afraid of me?"

"Just kidding, how could I be afraid of you?"

"You are not afraid of me, why are you so far away from me?"

"I'm unmarried, you're unmarried, we stand together alone, I'm afraid of others gossiping."

"Pump..."

The girl couldn't help but laughed and said: "Unexpectedly, you look like a greasy face, you are still an old feudal society! On, if someone really wants to gossip, I will tell them that you are my boyfriend. How about it, be happy? !"

Of course I am happy...you big head!

Krypton doesn't change fate if it's not helpful.

I don't believe that pie is falling from the sky!

Picking up a girlfriend inexplicably, surely nothing good!

Lin Fang shook his head decisively and said: "No, I don't even know what your surname is and what contact information is, how could I be your boyfriend? And... I! No! Open! Heart! Are you satisfied?"

"Huh? This routine is good!"

The girl looked at Lin Fang in surprise, and said, "Those who want to know my name, want to call me, there are no one thousand and eight hundred. Your routine is the freshest I have ever seen. Just go to this, I think, You have the potential to be my boyfriend. Although stupid is a little stupid, and the aesthetic appeal is also a little weak, but it is still reliable."

Lin Fang: "Wow?"

Although it feels like you are complimenting me, why do I feel offended?

Lin Fangmu said with a face, "Sorry, I don't want to know your name or your phone. Besides...you blocked my phone, I want to take pictures!"

Huh?

Look at me, look at me!

n(*≧▽≦*)n!

Am I not good?Am I not cute?Am I not pure?Am I not pretty?

You don't look at me, you don't shoot me, you are so special...could you be blind?

The girl swayed twice in front of Lin Fang, only to find that Lin Fang had been moving the camera, resolutely not to take her in, and she immediately became angry.

This girl wants good looks and IQ. She didn't trade her IQ for long legs or her face for Nako. How would you rather shoot a sloppy ugly ghost than me?

Is it because she is a bit older than me?

I am not convinced!

The girl pulled the corners of Lalin's clothes and said quietly, "If you ignore me like this, I will cry again..."

Lin Fang: "..."

o(o#)!

What do you want to do, woman?

Lin Fang took a deep breath, looked down at the girl, and reluctantly said angrily: "What do you want to do?"

⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄!

The girl covered her little face, and said embarrassedly: "I won't listen! I won't listen! You adults, so nasty, how can you be so direct? At least, you have to chase after someone and ask my name. Ask my phone, ask me what I like, invite me to dinner, invite me to drink coffee, invite me to watch a movie, and ask me this last sentence!"

Lin Fang: "WHATTHEHELL!"

This girl is so difficult!

Lin Fang felt that he hadn't read the almanac when he went out today, and met such a grinning little fairy.

Listen, listen, what is she talking about?

Why is it so easy to blurt out the routine of men chasing girls, so experienced at a young age, I'm afraid it's not...

Lin Fangzi looked up and down the girl carefully, a trace of disdain was revealed in his eyes.

Girl, it seems you read countless people!

What a smart girl, any slight change in the expression on Lin Fang’s face can’t escape her magic eye. She raised her eyebrows and said, “Okay, I won’t tease you. It doesn’t look like you do. I don’t know how to give you a chance to look like a girlfriend. You are out! Now, I just want to ask you one thing, how is that girl better than me?"

"???"

Lin Fang looked at the girl with a puzzled look, and said, "When did I say that my sister looks better than you?"

"You mean, your sister is not as good as me?"

The girl was overjoyed at first, and then she was shocked: "You said, the girl you've been photographing secretly is your sister?"

Lin Fang looked at the girl like a fool and said, "Otherwise? She's not my sister. Why should I take her ugly look? Are you mentally retarded?"

It's over...

It's a shame……

In vain, I pretend to be clever, I am really clever for a while...

The girl wanted to find a place to get in at this moment. She never expected that Lin Fang and Lin Xiaolei were actually brother-sister.

No wonder, no wonder this stupid man hides behind a tree secretly, like an idiot, sneaky.

When the sloppy girl appeared, he showed a wretched smile and kept shooting at the girl from various angles.

The case is solved, these must be brothers and sisters!

Cousins ​​can't do such a bad thing!

The girl took a deep breath, showing a smirk, and slowly stepped back and said, "What... I suddenly remembered that there is still porridge in my pot, I have to go back and see if it's dried."

"and many more!"

Lin Fang held the girl by the collar, pulled her in front of him, pointed to the Doufu Nao breakfast shop opposite, and said, "You are going, and you should go there, right? Are you running in the wrong direction?"

The girl hurriedly nodded and said: "Yes! Yes! Look at me, this anxious, the direction is wrong, really no brain..."

As soon as Lin Fang released the girl’s collar, she wanted to run to the Doufu Nao breakfast shop again. Lin Fang stretched out his hand amusedly, blocking her way, and saying, “If you didn’t make trouble, I would have taken it. I have arrived at the picture I wanted. Now my sister is gone, I ask you, what are you going to do now?"

The girl pretended to be stupid: "Huh? My sister is gone? Then...you go back too? You haven't eaten breakfast yet? My sister has already brought breakfast back. If you don't go back soon, the tofu will be cold. It's not delicious!"

Lin Fang was told by the girl that he was a little moved. Not only would the tofu brains not taste good when the brain was cold, but the beef kabobs would be less tasty when they were cold.

and many more……

Lin Fang stretched out his hand to stop the girl who was trying to leave again, and said, "Did I let you go? It doesn't matter whether you eat breakfast or not... The gurgling... The important thing is that you made me fail to take the picture I wanted, you How are you going to pay me?"

Seeing that the girl couldn’t get rid of it, knowing that she might have to pay a little price today, she thought for a while, and tentatively said: “Well, I’ll give you two choices, you can choose one as compensation. For this, I’ll tell you I Name and WeChat..."

Lin Fang said decisively: "I choose two!"

Girl: "..."

She glared at Lin Fang angrily, and said in a weird manner: "These two are me as your girlfriend!"

Lin Fang resolutely said, "Then I will choose three!"

Girl: "..."

She became even more angry, and laughed angrily, and said: "What if I say there are no three?"

Lin Fang turned his head and left, waving his hands and said, "I don't want to make up for it."

When the girl saw that Lin Fang walked away without looking back, she thought of something and said loudly, "Thirdly, I will give you a VIP card. You can buy an earlier card at my house in the future, all 20% off!"

Lin Fang immediately turned his head, ran back to the girl with a look of surprise, and said, "There is such a good thing? Then I will choose three!"

The girl glared at Lin Fang and said, "Didn't you say, don't make up for it?"

Lin Fang said haha, "Just kidding, kidding, this kind of good thing, if I don't want it, my aunt will not forgive me!"

The girl looked at Lin Fang's handsome face. The more she looked at it, the more angry she became. But angrily, she suddenly smiled.

It was the first time that she met this kind of man, a man who was not interested in her, but was interested in the "VIP card" in their breakfast shop.

This made her very curious as to what kind of strange brain circuits this man has to be so small.

If she gets her hands on it, their breakfast shop is his own, and he only cares about a 20% off VIP card!

The girl stared at Lin Fang seriously for a while, then turned around.

"Hey? Why are you going? Don't you go to your breakfast shop?"

"No, the card is not in the store."

"Where is that?"

"Wenyin shop!"

Twenty minutes later, Lin Fang and the girl came out of the Wenyin shop together. He looked over and over again at the business card in his hand that only printed authentic Shanle Tofu Nao and WeChat, but didn't even have a phone number. He looked suspicious.

"Hey, wouldn't you lie to me? With such a simple business card, I can get a 20% discount at your breakfast shop?"

The girl held back a smile, and solemnly corrected Lin Fang: "This is not a business card, this is a VIP card, of course you can get a 20% discount!"

If you chase me down, you can get a discount if you don't get it right, oh dear!

Of course, my mother may also be beaten and fractured!

Secretly made a grimace at Lin Fang. The girl clicked on the business card in Lin Fang's hand and said, "But our VIP card has a rule that must be activated by adding our WeChat account. After you activate it, Next time you come to our breakfast shop, you can enjoy a 20% discount, otherwise, there will be no discount, don’t blame me for not reminding you!"

Lin Fang couldn't help but curled his lips and said, "It's really troublesome!"

Although it was troublesome, Lin Fang took out his phone, clicked on WeChat, and searched for the WeChat account on the business card.

The face of the girl next to her changed slightly. She sneaked out the phone, tapped a few quickly, and then put the phone back into her pocket casually.

Lin Fang added WeChat and found that verification was needed. After waiting for a while, it was not approved. He couldn't help asking the girl: "Why is it so long, no one has passed me?"

The girl deliberately gave Lin a blank look and said, "My mother is still busy in the shop, who will pass you through? I always have to go back and tell my mother before I pass you through? Are you stupid? "

"Don't lie to me!"

"What am I doing to lie to you? Even if I can lie to you, our store can still lie to you? Humph! Goodbye!"

The girl pretended to be angry, gave Lin Fang a sharp look, and ran away.

If she doesn't run, she will almost be unable to pretend.

It's so funny, this man is so silly and cute...

Haha...ahhahahaha...

Lin Fang: "No, I just ask casually, what are you running?"

Lin Fang felt a little embarrassed looking at the girl whose shoulders were still shaking constantly.

He felt that he shouldn't just suspect a beautiful girl, as she said, even if she can lie to herself, their store can't lie to herself?

Besides, this WeChat doesn't look like a fake. The name of the WeChat is "Authentic Shanle Tofu Nao", and the avatar is also their shop sign. They are all right and should be fine.

Lin Fang put away his suspicion and hurried home. There is still a wonderful scene at home, which will be staged soon!