I'm really not a scumbag

When Lin Fang rushed home, he happened to run into Lin Xiaolei who had changed her clothes and was about to leave.

At first glance, she looks pretty well-dressed, just a little bit of care, you can see some clues.

Today is Sunday, but she who is the most impatient to wear school uniforms is wearing a "appropriate" school uniform.

Their school uniforms are notoriously ugly. Fortunately, because they are sports models, they are easy to wear. For boys who don't care about sloppy images, they are easy to accept.

But it's not friendly enough for girls, especially when it's co-production, who knows who is really ugly.

Lin Xiaolei's face is very good, so she doesn't have to worry about it, but there is Xue Hailu who is better at playing in her class, and there is also a good girlfriend Su Ruanluan who is better than her. Embarrassed.

Especially when inadvertently in the same frame, Lin Xiaolei always feels that she is not the best looking one. The fundamental reason is the school uniform!

Because of this, Lin Xiaolei rejects school uniforms more than ordinary-looking girls.

As long as she doesn't go to school, or if she doesn't have any clothes to change, Lin Xiaolei will not wear school uniforms if she is killed.

Today and Sunday, Lin Xiaolei will wear school uniforms. Obviously, it is neither because she is going to school nor because she has no clothes to change. There is only one truth, and that is: she ran away in a hurry, and copied the most convenient and trouble-free set of clothes. On the body.

Which set of clothes is more convenient than throwing at the end of the bed and disposing of a particularly casual school uniform?

The key point is that the clothes don't need to be ironed, they are stacked randomly without wrinkles, and they won't be more embarrassing no matter how you wear them.

Lin Fang leaned on the door frame with a smile, and blocked the entrance and exit doors tightly.

Want to run?

How can it be so easy!

Is it easy for me to dig a hole?

Forget about the most exciting part of the scene, the second scene can't be missed again!

"Xiao Lei, you haven't eaten any food early in the morning. Where are you going?"

"I have eaten it!"

Lin Xiaolei pushed Lin Fang impatiently, but didn't push, she said angrily: "Lin Fangwen, you let me go, a good dog won't stand in the way!"

Lin Fang couldn't move like a mountain, his smile didn't change.

Oh, why am I so happy to see my sister so furious?

It would be meaningless to have a sister if it wasn't for fun!

I'm so bad, wow ha ha ha ha...

Calm!Calm!

Ahem...

Lin Fang narrowed his smile a little, then said, "You are wearing a school uniform. Are you going to school?"

Hey?

Lin Xiaolei lowered her head and glanced at her dress, a little annoyed, she grabbed a set of clothes and put it on her body, and went out in a hurry, but did not notice that she was wearing a school uniform.

How unlucky to think that Lin Fang, who usually sleeps like a dead pig, is not at home, but when he went out, he bumped into the house.

Lin Xiaolei murmured twice to herself, and insisted: "Yes, go to school, I will have it soon! Get out of here!"

Lin Fang held back a smile and said with a serious face: "But, you didn't bring your schoolbag, hurry up and put it on your back!"

I carry you a big head ghost!

Lin Xiaolei was about to explode, but she was worried that yelling would wake her parents up, so she gave Lin Fang a vicious look, snorted through her nostrils, and turned her head to get her schoolbag.

She just carried her schoolbag and was about to come out of the bedroom. She unexpectedly heard Lin Fang's disgusting voice from the door: "Xiao Lei, remember to take all the books you should take, lest you forget to take it and I will give it to you. Go to school, cost oil!"

Huh!Huh!Huh!

Ah ah ah ah ah……

Lin Xiaolei picked up a book on the desk and didn't know what it was. She smashed it several times on the desk. While smashing it, she shouted silently: Why is my brother so annoying!!Unfortunately, I still think he has changed for the better, but I still think that I can...

Go to hell!Go to hell!Go to hell!

Lin Fang listened to the sound of ping-pong-pong from Lin Xiaolei's bedroom, and couldn't help but tick the corner of her mouth, revealing the gratified smile of an old father: My sister should have understood my painstaking efforts, and I can't help but be grateful!

After a few minutes passed, Lin Xiaolei, who had rearranged her emotions, walked out. She carried a slightly heavy schoolbag, her eyes were cold, her face mask was frosty, and her whole body exuded an icy breath. Looks like, walking towards Lin Fang.

"Step aside!"

After approaching, Lin Xiaolei gritted her teeth and spit out two characters, lowered her head, and did not look at Lin Fang, trying to squeeze a road.

"Summer vacation is not over yet, and it's Sunday again, my dear sister, come and tell me, what are you doing in school? If there isn't a reasonable reason, I'm afraid I can't explain to my father and mother!"

boom!

Lin Fang's words seemed like a bolt from the blue sky, smashing Lin Xiaolei's head fiercely.

Boom, she was dizzy, deaf and dazzled.

I... I actually forgot that school hasn't started yet... Today is Sunday again, even the excuse of cram school is not good...

For a while, Lin Xiaolei sat on wax.

Lin Fang kindly rubbed Lin Xiaolei's little head, holding back a smile, and said with a "gentle" face: "My dear sister, you must have not slept well, a little dizzy. Anyway, you have eaten. , Go back to the room and sleep for a while, get back to sleep!"

Lin Xiaolei was pushed back to the room by Lin Fang in a daze, and then watched him shut the bedroom door.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha……

When the prank succeeded, Lin Fang couldn't help but laugh silently up to the sky with his hands on his hips.

He was worried about waking up his father and mother, but he dared not laugh too wildly.

But he didn't expect that the feather duster that his mother didn't know where he pulled out, coldly pulled it, and it was hitting his ass.

"Lin Fangwen, I saw you teasing your sister early in the morning, did you itching you again?"

Hey?

Lin Fang was caught off guard. He turned his head and saw that the door of the master bedroom had already opened quietly. Dad smiled and leaned on the door frame to watch the play while his mother took a feather duster and looked coldly.

Feelings, I don't know when the old couple were woken up long ago, but they quietly guarded the door of the master bedroom without making a sound.

It wasn't until now that the trouble began, and the chasing Lin Fang was called a joke.

"Dad, mom, I didn't play like this!"

"Heh... Why didn't you say this when you bullied your sister?"

Uh……

Forget it, since you are my parents, I don't have the same knowledge as you.

Ten minutes later, Lin Fang rubbed his butt and washed his hands on the table.

After checking the result for a while, Lin Fang found that something was wrong.

There are only three bowls of tofu nao and beef card cake. There are only three bowls of tofu nao, all of which are of the same kind. Not to mention, there are only a few of each type. There are only three beef card cakes, and there is less beef in each card cake. The pathetic.

Lin Fang calculated a little and found a clue that the simmered seeds in the tofu brain and the beef in the kabing are only one-third of the normal weight.

In other words, Lin Xiaolei played a trick. He only bought a bowl of meat and bean curd for ten yuan, and two bowls of vegetarian bean curd for five yuan. Also only bought one beef kabob, and bought two more. Vegetarian cake with fillings.

Putting it together in this way, her actual cost will be almost thirty yuan.

If Lin Fang didn't break it through, Lin Xiaolei would perform this drama of stealing the dragon and cutting corners for a week, and she would only pay 10 yuan at most.

Lin Fang smacked his lips, feeling that while his sister is still a little clever, she couldn't help but shook her head slightly. This girl is still not smart enough. What about her breakfast if she patronizes to save money?

He has checked the trash can, and there is no convenient bowl for tofu brains, and no paper bag for kabing. This shows that Lin Xiaolei hasn't bought her share at all. In order to save money, she is ruthless to herself.

Lin Fang shook his head and got up with Tofu Nao and Kabing. His younger sister is still growing, so she can't do without breakfast.

"Lin Fangwen, what do you want to do?"

"I plan to give these to my sister."

"Will you be so kind?"

Ma Lin sneered and glanced at Lin Fang, and said: "You are a piece of meat that fell from my stomach. What kind of horrible idea did you think I didn't know? Give me a meal! With me, you are not allowed to bully you. younger sister!"

"No, Mom, I really plan to give it to my sister. She hasn't eaten yet..."

"Don’t worry about it! I’ve already heard clearly. Your sister had breakfast. She changed her clothes early and went out to play secretly. You thought I didn’t know? I suspect that your sister has a boyfriend outside. ! You are right to stop her, how can fat water..."

"Cough cough cough..."

Dad Lin coughed violently on the side, finally letting Ma Lin recover in time. She grumbled and killed a large chunk of tofu brains, and swallowed the unfinished sentence by the way.

It was very uncomfortable for Lin Fang to worry about not getting up.

Mom, dad, am I yours?

Is it interesting that you always hide it like this?

Isn't it that my sister is the child bride?(ˉ▽~) Cut~~, is this still a secret?

Despite Lin Fang's disdain, he was still a bit muttered.

Before the secret is revealed, everything is possible. In case you guessed wrong, the younger sister is actually her own, but is she not her own?

Ha ha... how is it possible?

Lin Fang was amused by his own brain. Is he biological? Does he know?

This is not the first life, it's all through!

If you really picked it up, I was afraid that my parents would have told myself in my previous life!

Lin Fang shook his head and stopped thinking about it, and started devouring tofu brains.

Just while eating, he turned his head and glanced at Lin Xiaolei's bedroom, and sighed secretly: Old girl, it's not that I didn't let you eat breakfast, but my mother didn't let it, I really can't help you...

But don't worry, I will send you your picture in a moment.

Such life-like photos are really rare. I am really a spoiled girl!Wow ha ha ha ha……

After Lin Fang had breakfast, he planned to go back to the room to send pictures to his sister, but after thinking about it, if Lin Xiaolei's mentality explodes, she might be harmed by Chiyu at home.

To be safe, Lin Fang simply took a bath, changed clothes, drove to find a secluded place, and then leisurely clicked on Lin Xiaolei’s WeChat and sent a message: "Dear sister, I ran in the morning. At that time, I accidentally took some pictures. You can help me identify them. Is this person familiar? I always feel as if I have seen her somewhere..."

Ugly photos.JPG, Ugly photos 1.JPG, Ugly photos 2.JPG……

Lin Fang sighed and sent her a dozen of angles and photos of Lin Xiaolei's blind spots, and then added another one: "You will recognize me first. In ten minutes, I plan to send a friend. Ask the circle..."

Little Arale has turned on friend verification, you are not his friend yet.Please send a friend verification request first, and the other party can only chat after verification.

Oh, my sister deleted me...

Wow ha ha ha ha ha...

so happy!

Lin Fang couldn't help laughing wildly for ten minutes, almost bursting into tears, before sending a friend verification message: "Let you help me recognize someone, why are you deleting me? No help, let me send a circle of friends Ask..."

Ding!

Friend verification passed in seconds.

Lin Xiaolei's reply was sent in an instant: "Brother, I know this person, that's my friend, don't post to Moments! Let my friends know, she will be angry!"

Yo!

I have a friend... Is that friend actually my series?

Wow ha ha ha ha ha...

Oh, how can teasing my sister be so fun?

Today’s weather is really nice, today’s wind is a bit noisy, hahahaha...

Lin Fang pondered the words and replied, "Is that so? Then let her pay for the negatives with me, at a discounted price, one hundred yuan. Let me take a look. There are totally... twelve sheets, wipe one. Zero, let her transfer me a thousand yuan."

Lin Fangwen, why don't you die?

I'm going to choke you to death...

Boom!Boom!Boom!

Hearing the dull sound of crackling in her daughter's bedroom, Ma Lin turned her head and said to Dad Lin: "Old Lin, have you heard anything? How do I feel that there is a sound in our girl's room?"

"Dangling in pairs, you, you, you freeze my heart and sore my eyes..."

Dad Lin was obsessed with the dance of Miss Weishi and couldn't help himself. The BGM was circulating all over his head, and he didn't hear Madam Lin's greeting at all.

Beep!Death warning!

hiss……

Dad Lin suddenly felt a bit stagnant in the air, as if he was being stared at by some terrifying predator, his back was inexplicably cold, and a drop of cold sweat slowly dripped from his forehead.

Out of biological instinct, Dad Lin quietly tapped the lower left corner of the phone screen and kept calm and quiet while waiting for the phone to refresh. All the young ladies' browsing records disappeared with this operation.

"Old Lin..."

Ma Lin's voice was gloomy and terrifying, with a murderous aura.

Dad Lin turned his head back calmly. He used his life's acting skills at this moment. He was surprised: "My wife, I'm watching the news, what's the matter?"

"Watching the news? Huh..."

Ma Lin sneered and said, "Then tell me, what news is accompanied by music that is'swing in bed'?"

"Puff......"

Dad Lin didn't want to prevent Ma Lin from making such a sentence, he couldn't help but laugh.

Bang!Snapped!Boom!

"I make you laugh! I make you laugh! You old man, look at such a dirty ghost, you still have a smile..."

Ma Lin’s righteous iron fist hit Dad Lin. He was clearly in pain, but he couldn’t help but laugh, begging for mercy while laughing: "Pain! Pain! Pain! Stop fighting, stop fighting, haha... listen. I explained, you got it wrong, and others sang "Singing in a double swing"... I will show you the full version!"

Dad Lin quickly picked up the phone and searched for the tune. He looked at it first and confirmed that it was a man dancing. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and handed the phone to Ma Lin, and said: "Come on, listen, you carefully Listen, watch the subtitles..."

Ma Lin glanced at her phone suspiciously, her face instantly embarrassed...

This……

How could it be a double swing?What I obviously heard was swinging on the bed...

Mother Lin calmly threw the phone to Dad Lin and said, "Who wants to watch these! Didn't you hear what I just said? You still want to play with the phone. There is a voice in our girl’s room, and I don’t know this child. What kind of aggrieved... Hey! I can't help but feel so sad!"

Dad Lin said disapprovingly: "What is there to worry about? Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren. Haven't you heard that puberty is a rebellious period? The more you manage, the more likely it is to go wrong. If you want me to say, just stock it. Besides, Xiaofang is not right. Is Xiaolei alright? This kid is a sister who loves her heart. With him, Xiaolei won't have any problems."

Mother Lin thought for a while and nodded: "That's what I said. This bastard is unreliable in other aspects, but it's good for his sister..."

Thanks to Lin Xiaolei in the next room who didn't hear her, otherwise, she would have to cry out in aggrieved situation.

Your son who treats your sister very well is bullying your girl. Do you still care about it?

After Lin Xiaolei vented fiercely at the plush toy on the bed, she felt her anger tilted out a bit, and then replied to Lin Fang's message: "My friend agreed. She transferred the money to me. I will transfer it to you. , Delete the photos. Brother, you have to be credit, or I will lose face with my friends in the future!"

Transfer 1,000 yuan!

Hey, Lin Xiaolei, a little money fan, really turned around?

Lin Fang glanced at the transfer prompt on the phone, touched his chin, and decisively took it. After thinking about it, he turned on the phone, checked all Lin Xiaolei's ugly photos, took a screenshot, and then clicked Delete to take a screenshot.

He passed the two pictures over and said: "Of course I have my words, you see, the pictures have been deleted."

Yes, the photos are deleted and the video is still there.

If your elder brother is unhappy someday, come to tease you again, my good sister, yeah!

Wow ha ha ha ha……

It's still fun to have a cute-looking and good-looking sister.

As long as you grasp this degree, teasing your sister is more fun than teasing cats and dogs.

In the past, Lin Fang was afraid of Lin Xiaolei's force. In order to avoid being locked in his throat by the old girl, he often had to take it seriously.

Since discovering the secret of his body, Lin Fang can be regarded as the capital of revenge.

After teasing his sister, Lin Fang suddenly realized that he had no plans for Sunday.

He clicked on WeChat, took a casual look, and found that someone had posted a picture to himself, clicked on it, and decisively exited.

This Nima started on such a large scale early in the morning...Is it so exciting?

Or... go find and pay!

Lin Fang made up his mind and immediately sent a message.