I'm really not a scumbag

Question: I stayed in a hotel with a beautiful girl. She lives next door to me. My ex-girlfriend drove me home. I want to say, I and them are both innocent. Will they believe it?

Answer: I will serve you today next year.

Sitting in the car, Lin Fang was uneasy, glanced at Hu Qingchan, then at his phone, and on the WeChat interface, he was about to relax. He wrote and deleted Yan Bingyue's text.

He almost racked his brains, and couldn't think of a safe way to coax Yan Bingyue out without a trace, but also make her not aware that he was going to take the woman back to the hotel.

Wait... I didn't want to take the woman back to the hotel, I just took a ride!Hitchhiking!

Or, tell the truth.

I believe that with my honesty, reliability, and integrity, and the light of the righteous way from my body, I will surely make Yan Bingyue obediently leave the hotel... a ghost!

headache!

To be honest, he was lying and worried about being punctured. When Lin Fang finally made up his mind, he suddenly realized that the hotel was here.

Lin Fang has never wanted to complain that the distance is too short like this moment. It is a day to force him to show the limit.

call……

Lin Fang let out a long sigh and decided to keep Hu Qingchan in the car as much as possible. It would be best if she could not get out of the car. It was really not good. Leaving her at the door of the hotel was an acceptable result.

"Arrived."

The car stopped at the door of the hotel. Hu Qingchan looked at Lin Fang steadily. His big watery eyes revealed a trace of friendship, as if he was waiting for Lin Fang's invitation to "go upstairs and do something".

hiss……

coming!coming!

Lin Fang saw the affectionate look in Hu Qingchan's eyes, and he knew what horrible idea she was making.

Thinking of me, Lin Fang, screamed outrageous...Bah, missed me, Lin Fang, Bing Qingyujie, cold and frosty, these temptations, I... I can't stand it a bit!

Lin Fang insisted on not going to see Hu Qingchan. He carried the packing box and got out of the car as fast as he could, and said, "Thank you for sending me back. It's getting late, so go back and rest early."

When he finished saying this, he held the car door with his hand and made a deliberate pause, because he had already thought about how he would refuse if Hu Qingchan said "Don't ask me to go upstairs to sit".

"okay bye."

"Not very convenient...Huh?"

Lin Fang hurriedly covered his mouth and looked at Hu Qingchan in surprise. He never thought that Hu Qingchan was really just going to send him off, and did not intend to take the opportunity to go upstairs to do something.

Ordinarily, this was exactly what Lin Fang expected and saved him a lot of trouble.

But somehow, Lin Fang felt faint, but he was a little bit lost.

It shouldn’t be like this...

It's just that the words are like wind, and it is definitely too late to change his words. Lin Fang didn't want to cause another violent friction because of a little loss in his heart.

Hu Qingchan VS Yan Bingyue, two generations of schoolgirls battled at the top of the face value. Is it Hu Qingchan's innocent smile, or Yan Bingyue's cute aspect, think about it, I feel exciting...

The kind of excitement that can get you hospitalized.

Lin Fang decisively cut off the distracting thoughts in his mind, nodded vigorously and said, "Bye bye, see you tomorrow..."

"Ok!"

Hu Qingchan saw Lin Fang's loss of consciousness for a moment, and while chuckling secretly, he still had to endure the impulse to accompany Lin Fang every minute, waving his hands and turning away.

What my good sister said is really right. Lin Fang is really a dog-tempered person. He didn't want to be sent to the door. He turned around and left him and wanted to chase him. Especially the more he treated him like a friend, he never talked about feelings. It will be upside down.

If I had learned this method earlier, where could there be other women or something, but now I have to...

Hu Qingchan glanced at the appearance of Lin Fang still in a daze in the rearview mirror, couldn't help but chuckled again, and felt that it seemed like it was not bad now.

Lin Fang watched Hu Qingchan drive away, and after a while he came back to his senses, and slowly walked back to the hotel with the packing box.

He could clearly feel that Hu Qingchan seemed to be different.

He couldn't tell where it was different for a while, but he could feel that even if she was standing in front of him, it was a bit unlike the past.

Lin Fang got out of the elevator, took out the room card, walked to the door of his room, swiped the card and glanced at the next door Yan Bingyue's room.

The girl didn't know what she was doing, but she never came out to make trouble, which is quite surprising.

Lin Fang shook his head, but didn't intend to knock on the door to disturb Yan Bingyue. It was good for him to just go back to the room and rest.

"Brother Lin Fang, you're back, snoring... snoring... eh..."

Lin Fang was about to enter the room when Yan Bingyue suddenly opened the door next door. She was holding a bowl of instant noodles in her hand, eating noodles snoringly, and greeted Lin Fang.

When she looked down and noticed the packing box in Lin Fang's hand, her eyes brightened and she put the bowl of instant noodles in place, and eagerly helped Lin Fang grab the packing box when she ran in front of Lin Fang.

"I'll take it, I'll take it, Brother Lin Fang, don't be tired, wow... There are so many delicious foods, if I guess right, these are all brought by Brother Lin Fang for me, right? You? Sure enough to love me, hehe..."

"Uh...actually not, this is my leftover..."

Lin Fang touched his nose, a little embarrassed.

He really didn't think of Yan Bingyue's question of whether he had dinner or not, nor did he think about asking on WeChat if he wanted to bring her something.

The reason why Lin Fang packed so many things back was purely to avoid waste. He had never thought about when and how to eat so many things.

Yan Bingyue's eyes narrowed, she didn't believe in Lin Fang's "subjugation" at all. She smiled, raised the packing box in her hand, and said, "I don't believe it. Brother Lin Fang, you are so economical. Have so many things to eat?"

This girl, why is it so hard to tell you the truth?

Believe it or not!Believe it or not!

Forget it, I have a showdown!

Lin Fang said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you said it was brought specifically for you, then it was brought specifically for you. Okay, you take the things away, I'm a little sleepy, I'm going to sleep."

"Don't, Brother Lin Fang! I haven't even looked at it yet, what's in the food box! Go, let's go to your room together, I will open it and have a look before..."

"Wait……"

Lin Fang couldn't stop him, Yan Bingyue lowered her head and bent over, and went straight into the room from under his armpit.

Hey, what is this all about!

Lin Fang sighed, and glanced at the next door. The door that opened inward was blown by the wind just now, and he has taken it by himself, but there is no need to worry about someone breaking in by mistake. It is the bowl of instant noodles at the door. , It looks a bit an eyesore.

Picking up the bowl of instant noodles, the familiar scent of fish plate noodles poured into his nose, and Lin Fang swallowed unconsciously.

Before crossing, Lin Fang often stayed home and often stayed up late. He often ate various instant noodles, especially this kind of shrimp and fish pan noodles, which has a very comfortable soup. The noodles taste only average, but the soup is very delicious.

After a few months, the meals were eaten normally, and Lin Fang almost forgot the taste of this instant noodle soup.

I really want to drink...

"Brother Lin Fang, what are you doing, why haven't you come in yet?"

"right away!"

Lin Fang stopped in time, looking at the bowl of noodles that he was about to get close to his mouth, a faint sweat came out of his forehead.

What a shame!

It's just a bowl of instant noodles, it almost tempted me!

Lin Fang walked into the room with a bowl of noodles, and put the bowl on the table without taking a look.

In order to avoid suspicion, he deliberately did not close the door of the hotel, lest Yan Bingyue had enough food and drink for a while, and he would have nothing wrong with it.

After all, as a boy, you must learn to protect yourself outside.

"Brother Lin Fang, I'm not welcome, wow... a lot of delicious food!"

Uh……

as long as you are happy.

Lin Fang touched his nose and dared not say anything.

Yes, there are a lot of delicious food, but they are all leftovers.

That is to say, when Lin Fang was eating vegetables, he was used to squeezing along one side, which would hardly damage the shape of the plate. Hu Qingchan hadn’t seen Lin Fang for a long time and ate very little, which made the packaged leftovers look good. Not bad.

But it's leftovers. It's okay to let Lin Fang eat it by himself or ask someone to eat it. He doesn't have such a big face.

The problem is, Yan Bingyue has to eat, or the kind that can't be stopped. She doesn't believe it when she tells her it's leftovers. Lin Fang has nothing to do.

Hey……

It's hard to tell the truth!

Lin Fang unconsciously touched his nose again, watching Yan Bingyue take a bite at a time, wrapped in duck cakes and eaten so happy, Yi Fa didn't dare to tell her the truth.

Just eating leftovers, it’s actually not a big deal... right?

Lin Fang tried to persuade himself for a while, but decided not to look at Yan Bingyue anymore. The more she thought about what she was eating, the more Lin Fang felt sad, and simply turned his head too far. He preconceived that he would see Xu Yingshan and He Wanting tomorrow. do.

He said he was going to see Xu Yingshan, but Lin Fang actually wanted to see He Wanting more.

Ordinarily, Lin Fang is also the group leader of the "Jincheng Roundtable". There are countless sea kings under his hand. It can be considered that he has seen the various methods of raising fish in these merman ponds.

But they are too tender, compared with He Wanting's overlord old Sea King, all of them are stinky brothers.

After ten years of marriage, ten years of fish farming outside, even if it was a breakup, and Xu Yingshan was so miserable, he was so concerned about love.

Looking at the whole leopard, Lin Fang could imagine how He Wanting's husband and the other fish in her fish pond were manipulated by her.

It's a wolf!

Lin Fang was completely prepared to see and see He Wanting's demeanor tomorrow.

"Hiccup... Brother Lin Fang, I'm done eating!"

"Oh, good...hey?"

Lin Fang agreed, regained his senses, and turned around to see, good fellow, Yan Bingyue ate the things that were packed, and even the bowl of noodles he took back was sucked by her. Clean, didn't give him a mouthful of soup...

What am I thinking about!

Lin Fang shook his head and drove away the magical attraction of instant noodles. This thing is simply poisonous. It is not nutritious to eat. There is still a little panic if you do not eat it for a long time.

"Well, you have finished eating, collect the garbage and go back to sleep."

"Wait for me to slowly...huh..."

Yan Bingyue hummed a few times like a pig, rubbing his stomach, and slumped on the sofa and refused to get up.

Lin Fang took a look and noticed that under Yan Bingyue's white skirt, her lower abdomen was slightly raised, and she couldn't help but want to laugh.

Really think you are Shi Xiaolu's small and big stomach king?

Lin Fang could fully imagine that these foods entered Shi Xiaolu's belly, at best they were appetizers, not even a regular meal.

Thinking of Shi Xiaolu, Lin Fang suddenly remembered that he hadn't contacted the little girl for a while, and Mr. Peng in the restaurant had urged him several times.

Lin Fang wondered, after finishing the tolerance this time, after returning, he must take the little girl to the law firm restaurant again. It is best to call the old man Peng in advance. In this case, the old man will definitely show his housekeeping skills. Make a lot of delicious!

Thinking of Father Peng's craftsmanship, Lin Fang couldn't help swallowing.

Somehow, Lin Fang suddenly felt a little hungry again.

"Brother Lin Fang, Brother Lin Fang..."

"What are you doing?"

Seeing the palm that suddenly appeared in front of him, Lin Fang leaned back and frowned slightly. After avoiding it, he took a step back. He felt that Yan Bingyue was too close to him. It was so late at the hotel again. Kind of ambiguous place, in case...

Lin Fang glanced at the door subconsciously and saw the door that was still open. He breathed a sigh of relief, and pulled Yan Bingyue, and said, "It seems that you are almost done slowly. Go back to your room and rest."

"Wait a minute, Brother Lin Fang...I have something to tell you!"

"Let's talk about it tomorrow, it's too late today!"

"Humph!"

Yan Bingyue was dragged all the way to the next room by Lin Fang. She was very unhappy. She pushed the door of the room and said, "I don't want to tell you tomorrow. Huh... Brother Lin Fang, how can you treat me? Is the door closed? I remember that when I came out, the door was not closed?"

Lin Fang was taken aback for a moment, and a bad premonition flashed in his mind. He said, "When you came out, didn't you bring your room card?"

Yan Bingyue whitened Lin Fang and said, "I was eating noodles at the time. When you saw me coming out, did you put one foot on the door of the room? Later, I saw that you brought so many delicious foods for me. I put the instant noodles against the door and followed you into the room! By the way, where's my instant noodles?"

Lin Fang: "..."

This is embarrassing...

How do I know, where you put the bowl of instant noodles, it is used by the door?

Why didn't you say it earlier!

"Brother Lin Fang, there is no way. I can only make do with you in the room tonight. Hey...I don’t want it, but God’s will, so good fortune, Brother Lin Fang, you can’t do anything wrong with me at night. Think about it..."

Yan Bingyue’s exaggerated acting was flirting her skirt, touching her waist, and wagging the dragon’s tail. After a set of seductive movements, she didn’t worry at all. Finally she deliberately fell on Lin Fang’s bed with her feet up. With a flick, I kicked my slippers in the air and fell again. Typically, I watched too many TV shows with bad views.

At the beginning of Lin Fang, his heart did miss a beat. In this situation, a man knew what to do.

If it hadn't been for Yan Bingyue to vaccinate him in advance, Lin Fang might have done it halfway.

Just thinking of doing something, Lao Yan’s "Shanle Authentic Tofu Nao" will be named Lin from now on. For no reason, he will get married early. Lin Fang only feels that he is growing up in a hurry. Got an idea.

He ran to the bedside at the fastest speed, grabbed the phone, and pressed the front desk shortcut. When the call was connected, Lin Fang quickly said: "Front desk, I am the guest of 2705, and I and guest of 2707. It’s a friend who stayed with me. My friend came out and didn’t bring his room card. Could you please arrange someone to come over and open it for us.”

"Okay sir, we will arrange staff to come over immediately!"

call……

so close!

After successfully solving the problem, Lin Fang glanced at Yan Bingyue, who had been leaning on his side and facing her in a seductive posture. After hearing the full text of his call, her face became strange, and she grumbled and sat up.

Lin Fang mistakenly thought that Yan Bingyue was a too happy relationship, smiled and waved his hand, saying: "Don't thank me, it's good to go online more, this is all my experience from the Internet."

A hundred tips for singles learned online?

Who is so bad, sending out such empirical articles about orphans?

Yan Bingyue stared at Lin Fang, with too many grooves in her heart, and she didn't know what to say.

After eating and drinking, it’s rare to have a chance for two to be alone in the same room. Even if they can’t turn the dragon and the phoenix into a real ecstasy, it’s not impossible to take a look at the fake Phoenix and the Phoenix...

But now...

At this moment, Yan Bingyue had no thoughts or thoughts in her mind, and she gave Lin Fang a thumbs up with a sullen face, and uttered two words lightly: "Niu Bian!"

"Niuban?"

Lin Fang smiled triumphantly, and was very proud of his wit: "Don't panic when you encounter problems. First make a micro-vision video, and then search the Internet. There will always be a way..."

Speaking of the microvision video, Lin Fang suddenly felt a little guilty.

He thought of the lobster banquet video and the video he and Xia Xue had seen. The damn micro-vision video publisher always caught a sheep wool, and he was almost bald.

Now the entire law firm knows the name of Lin Fang's micro-vision celebrity. He is really worried that one day, he will go from micro-vision celebrity to the entire network, and every move will be watched with a magnifying glass.

Thinking of this, Lin Fang unconsciously patted his chest again, and secretly said: Fortunately, I am upright and don't bully the dark room!

Knock!

"Two customers, do you want to open the next room?"

"Yes, it's next door!"

Lin Fang saw the hotel attendant knocking on the door politely, and quickly agreed, went out decisively, and greeted the other party politely.

Behind him, he rolled his eyes and looked at Lin Fang's Yan Bingyue like a big fool.

Girls’ minds are sometimes so strange.

When she looked like she couldn't wait to get her, she was afraid like a snake and scorpion. Those who shouted and killed would also drive people away, stepped on ten thousand feet, and scolded a nasty sentence by the way.

On the contrary, when Lin Fang was like this, Yan Bingyue was full of dissatisfaction when she avoided it, and she was always thinking about when to find this place back.

When the waiter brushed the door of the next room, Lin Fang wanted to say goodnight, and the one who greeted him was the door that smashed in. If he hadn't flashed fast enough, his nose would have been hurt.

What makes Lin Fang feel strange is that he accidentally discovered that on the table in Yan Bingyue’s room, there were actually several laptops with screens on. There were data streams on them, and they didn’t know they were running. What program.