I'm really not a scumbag

At six in the morning, Lin Fang opened his eyes naturally.

I didn't sleep well last night. There was a scarlet in my dream. Xia Xue saw, Hu Qingchan, Huang Yanling, Huang Linlin, Liu Shiman, Meng Zuer...a dozen girls appeared in front of him like a horse lantern.

I don’t know if the mattress in the hotel is too soft, or because I’m not accustomed to sleeping in the strange north of Beijing.

Even if he didn't sleep well all night, Lin Fang didn't sleep for a while, stepping on his biological clock and waking up naturally.

It was pitch black in the hotel, with no fingers out there, Lin Fang turned on the bedside lamp, glanced at the tight blackout curtains, walked over and opened both curtains and opened the windows again.

The cold wind from outside blew in, with a refreshing breath.

In his previous life, Lin Fang had seen too many news reports about sandstorms in North Beijing, and thought that the air here was not good. What surprised him was that the air in North Beijing at six o'clock in the morning was actually much better than in a country of abundance like Jincheng.

Lin Fang thought deeply, and took it for granted.

After all, the foot is the best place. For many years, it has been an unswerving policy to gather the power of the whole country to plant trees in the Three Norths, with the help of Internet giants.

This piece of yellow land that has nurtured Lin Fang for two lifetimes is getting better and better.

In the last life, although he did not seek to make progress, he stayed in a small and broken enterprise to provide for the aged. After all, he also had unit benefits for traveling abroad. After a few laps, Lin Fang had only one feeling that he would still be a flower planter in his next life.

I didn't expect to seek benevolence and benevolence. Although the world has traveled, there are some more sisters and a bunch of ex-girlfriends inexplicably, but he is very lucky and is still a flower planter.

After a simple wash, Lin Fang changed into a sports suit specially packed in his suitcase, moved for a few minutes, and warmed up. Then he took his room card and prepared to go out.

Lin Fang had an arm bag tied to his arm. This type of bag is small and has two pockets. It can hold a mobile phone, keys, and some change. It is very suitable for those who practice morning jogger.

Lin Fang was not familiar with the surroundings when he came to Beijing for the first time, so he thought about the opportunity to jog in the morning and got familiar with the environment by the way.

It stands to reason that the case between Xu Yingshan and He Wanting is not complicated, and Hu Qingchan has even prepared for both responding and out-of-court settlement, and it is easy to close the case.

But Lin Fang didn't know how long he would stay in North Beijing.

But at the latest, Lin Fang will only stay until school starts.

I'm going to be a senior in a blink of an eye, and I'm facing the problem of graduation again.

In his previous life, Lin Fang was very confused when he graduated. He didn't know what he could do or what he should do. In addition, he went to separate things with the brothers in the dormitory. During the first two years of work, he was confused. I haven't had a few days of peace.

Later, after experiencing some things, Lin Fang simply gave up and became a salted fish.

This life may be different...

Lin Fang came out of the hotel and ran slowly along the side of the road while looking around. Except for some obvious buildings, his main focus was mostly on the restaurants on both sides of the road.

Some time ago, I tried a small knife at Gu Pengfei's mother-in-law's mother-in-law. At that time, Lin Fang was still wondering how well his cooking skills were. When the club's comprehensive physical fitness test results came out, Lin Fang had completely understood the cause.

Excessive physical fitness, coupled with his particularly outstanding eyes, Lin Fang felt that even if he hadn't reached the level of reincarnation, he was almost at the level of kaleidoscope writing.

Just be a little bit more careful and reproduce other people's cooking skills, not too simple.

If it weren’t for too many ex-girlfriends and one more powerful than one, I really want to be the world’s celebrity chef who cooks the most delicious food!

This thought just came to Lin Fang's mind, he couldn't help but shudder, and decisively pinched it out.

Are you kidding me, so many ex-girlfriends, one meal a day, can I still get out of the kitchen?I have to go out...No, I mean, the world is so big and there are so many beautiful things waiting for me to experience.

What cooking skills, I won't!

Even if Lin Fang could easily learn any career that might become a tool person for his ex-girlfriends, he made up his mind and decided not to learn it.

Even if you are accidentally reproduced by Superman's eyesight and extraordinary physique, you must try to forget it, you can't forget it, and you must pretend not to!

Hey... I'm so hard!

Lin Fang was jogging all the way. The various restaurants and snack bars along the way were clearly remembered in his mind, consciously or unconsciously. He also made a level in his mind based on the attendance rate of these restaurants at a glance. Ranked.

After six in the morning, in a lazy leisure city like Jincheng, many restaurants have not yet opened. In North Beijing, even the most serious restaurants have opened their doors.

The people here come from all corners of the country, and everyone has their own eating habits. Some prefer sweet bean curd, some like glutinous rice balls with meat filling, and some must eat a bowl of rice in the morning.

All of this makes up the pattern of my big flower family's delicacy, but also makes everyone worry about "what to eat" from morning to night.It's not that there is too little delicious, but too much.

Lin Fang once saw a video on Weishi. A foreigner swore to eat all over the country in a month. His first stop was Jincheng. Now more than a year has passed. His video is still being updated. Fans Several million people have gained weight a few laps, yet they have not been able to get out of Jincheng.

This fat foreigner complained in the video a few days ago that he wanted to lose weight and refused to carbohydrate.

Then, his fans posted screenshots of pasta in their hometowns below, and forced the fat foreigner to cry.

The fat foreigner sent a video yesterday to apologize, saying that he should not provoke netizens. He checked the information and found out that as of 1984, flower growers had 256 noodles, and the top ten noodles were well-known throughout the country.

Don’t eat anything else, just eat noodles. It’s the same for a day. Fat foreigners have to eat it for half a year, not to mention that we have more than 100 kinds of biscuits and more than 100 kinds of rice. Eight major cuisines are added every day. Practice, the endless variety of stir-fries for children and grandchildren...

Born in a flower planter, it’s so hard to eat every day... It’s really hard to want to become a foodie or not to get fat!

When passing by a pizzeria, Lin Fang accidentally noticed that a banner was hung under the pizzeria’s sign, which clearly stated that today's Big Appetizer finals will be held here.

Out of curiosity, Lin Fang ran to look at the rules of the roll-up banner erected in front of the store. The game time was clearly given on it, starting at 5pm and ending at 10pm.

From 8 o'clock in the morning, there will be various hot events, and all kinds of food and drinks in the store are discounted throughout the day.

Seeing such a big stomach game, Lin Fang couldn't help but think of Shi Xiaolu.

This girl can eat like this at a young age. The key is to have a physique that does not eat fat. It is really suitable for this kind of competition.

The little girl is actually quite pitiful. She has lived with her mother for so long and has never eaten enough. She is about to go to high school soon, but she is thin and small with severe stunted growth, just like a primary school student.

That is to say, her father took back custody, and now Shi Xiaolu only had a few days to eat.

Lin Fang paid a little attention and was about to continue running down, but the phone kept ringing and he had to take a look.

Huh, Lin Xiaolei?

Lin Fang saw that it was his sister's phone, and casually pressed the answer button, and asked, "Xiao Lei, what's the matter?"

If left in the usual way, Lin Xiaolei's stinky temper like a firecracker, there will be no good words when she speaks, her tone is bad, and the conversation is thorny, it is easy to make people want to hang up.

Because of this, Lin Fang bullied this extra sister after crossing.

But this time, Lin Xiaolei’s voice was quiet, not sharp, but a bit colder: "Brother, you were not at home for breakfast yesterday, and you were not at home for breakfast today, nor did you make a phone call at home. Missing for more than 24 hours. I just want to see if you are still alive.

Since I can still listen to the phone, it's okay, I hang up."

"Wait a minute, tell mom...Hey..."

Beep~beep~beep~

Lin Xiaolei said to hang up and hang up, so fast that Lin Fang didn't have time to ask her to help bring a message.

"Forget it, the old girl is unreliable, you have to rely on yourself... Fuck..."

Lin Fang muttered, when he was going to call his mother and tell her about her business trip. Unexpectedly, Lin Xiaolei hung up the phone and her mother called.

Even if you think with your knees, you know that the front and the back are almost seamless, and the mother and daughter are definitely together.

Lin Fang only felt a chill in his back, and knew that the food was bad.

Worried that as soon as the call was connected, he would immediately listen to his mother’s ultimate big move "Mother Love Roar", falling into negative states such as dizziness, freezing, paralysis, fear, confusion, etc., Lin Fang hesitated for a long time, did not dare to answer phone.

The phone rang for a while, but didn't ring again. Before Lin could relax, Dad called.

That's it!

Three consecutive family affection, this wave, I may die!

Lin Fang covered his face and reluctantly answered the phone.

"Hey……"

"Lin Fangwen, excellent you! The wings are hard, and you are going to fly out to build your own nest? When do you plan to get married? Is the wedding going to invite your mother and me? It doesn't matter if you don't ask, we can wait for you to get married next time. "

"Dad, what are you talking about! Getting married once is enough, how can I remarry?"

puff……

Lin Fang's aunt almost squirted out, feeling hurt and hesitated.

Listen, listen!

Is this what a dad should say?

Why do I get married? Do you plan to invite you and my mother to come? Can I get married if you don’t come?

Why do you want to wait until I get married next time?

and many more……

What did I just tell my dad?

I must be confused, how dare I set up such a flagrant flag?

At this time, Lin Fang thought of the various death operations in the film and television dramas, "After the battle, I will go home and get married", "Is my wife in the photo", "Is my daughter cute?"...

Dad, you shame me!

I think you are my dad, you actually play backstab on me?

Lin Fang's aunt failed to squirt out, and almost suffered internal injuries.

"Oh, do you still know that I am your father? Then do you still know who your mother is?"

"Isn't it Aunt Hu from Unit 7 next door?"

"Your Aunt Hu is a little fatter, but your Aunt Luo looks good... Fuck, wife, don't... It hurts... It hurts!"

Ma Lin pinched Lin’s ear with one hand and grabbed the phone with the other. She glanced at him coldly and said, “The carrot is a little fatter, and Luo Qingcai looks better? Okay, you, Lin Yonghe, I’m really right. You, old scumbag!

As long as the middle-aged women in the community are a little bit pretty, you are all clean, you, wait, I will settle the account with you later!"

Dad, your sorrow, I didn't mean it!How angry she was to hear these nicknames called by her!

Lin Fang's face was full of sorrow (huan) and pain (xiao) for three seconds of silence for his father. After all, he still couldn't control his emotions and grinned.

Puff ha ha ha ha... Dad, the back stabbing is wrong and will be retributed!

Wait... My mother called my dad a scumbag, then I am not... family inheritance?

Lin Fang: "???"

"Lin Fangwen."

"Mom, if you have something to say, please give your orders!"

"Heh... you really deserve to be your dad's son, the tone of fooling me is exactly the same!"

"Barking?"

Dad, you really don't bring such a pitted son, so how can you mess with my mother?

Lin Fang felt that in this wave, he might really die.

"Alright, you are also old. Before you graduate from university, you have found a good internship unit. I heard from your sister that you also earned a lot of bonuses, which is very impressive."

"Wow? My sister, who did she listen to, didn't... how did she know?"

Lin Fang looked shocked. The Lin family was rigorous and uphold the principle of diligence and thrift. He had a lot of money in his hands, but he had never dared to use it lavishly or tell his parents.

Otherwise, according to tradition, all the money has to be turned over to mom.

The big husband must not be without power, and the young husband must not be without money.

Look at my dad. I don't have any private money. I want to smoke a cigarette and have to please my mom for a long time. I want to buy a gift for Aunt Hu next door. Nothing... It's for Aunt Luo. You have to save for half a month.

Lin Fang didn't want to be so miserable like his father. Before thinking of a solution, even if he wanted to improve various conditions at home, he could only think about it temporarily.

"Oh, the idiot knows! Your salary is just that little. If there is no bonus, would you be willing to give your sister a red envelope? You don't say it many times, but every time it is a big red envelope!"

Lin Xiaolei, it turned out to be you, and you actually stabbed me back!

This family is so loving, we are really a family of Xiang (xiang), relative (hu), (bei) and loving (ci)!

Lin Fang felt a little vacant, but he was also relieved. It turned out that Lin Xiaolei had spotted the clues, and then sue her in front of her mother.

He thought for a while and simply admitted: "Mom, isn't this what your son can do? As soon as he came to the company, he settled a case. The company has a reward system and awarded me 20,000 yuan."

"Oh, well, you Lin Fangwen, it's the time now. Give me a sloppy look! Twenty thousand yuan? I think it is fifty thousand yuan! Give me all the rest of the money! I'm not very young, and have a lot of mind. The pit man actually got pitted on your sister!

If it weren’t for my sharp-eyed, I saw her get up early to buy breakfast two days in a row, but didn’t eat by herself, I didn’t know that you actually only gave her two hundred yuan, and you wanted her to pack all the family’s breakfast for a week. Go to that expensive tofu brain shop for dinner!

If I don’t count, I don’t know, a family of four costs 60 or 70 yuan per meal. You are trying to spend all the money your sister buys for learning materials. Are you like your brother?

If you are not allowed to learn a lesson today, you are afraid that you will go to heaven!Get me back quickly, right away, right away!If you don’t come home at night, you don’t know to make a call in advance. Do you know how worried your family is?"

That's it...

Although his mother was scolded by his mother, Lin Fang also figured out what happened.

The key point is that he mistakenly thought that this was the black matter reported by Lin Xiaolei, but he did not expect that his mother had discovered it herself.

With such a good observation ability, why don't your old people become a detective?

Lin Fang complained secretly and quickly explained: "Mom, I can transfer the money to you, but I can't go back. Our unit temporarily sent me to Beijing for a business trip. I just arrived yesterday. I am planning to find a place now. Have breakfast, and later I have to meet up with colleagues to handle the case!"

"Oh, you are on a business trip..."

Opposite, Ma Lin, who had been yelling at Lin Fang, had a low voice a few octaves, and was reminded by Dad Lin next to her, her voice rose up, and said angrily: "Lin Fangwen, don't give me sloppy eyes! Interns, even if they are capable, where can you be on a business trip?

Besides, you are a law firm. What kind of lawyers still need to travel?You are so capable, why don't you go abroad?"

If I encounter a foreign trade lawsuit, I might really go abroad...

Wait... Dad, you stab me back again?

My mother's tone only softened a bit, and now it became harder, making Lin Fang a little bit dumbfounded. Especially what made him scratch his head was that Dad Lin was still fanning the flames and intending to retaliate because he had no (cun) intention (xin). ) Mentioned "Aunt Hu".

Lin Fang helplessly said: "Mom, how could I lie to you? If you really don't believe me, let my sister video with me, the background behind me can't be fake? Besides, WeChat can also provide real-time location sharing. You can't fool anyone!"

Seeing what Lin Fang said so affirmatively, Lin's mother immediately realized that her son was really promising, and he would have a chance to go to work before he graduated. This shows how much the law income values ​​her baby son.

If it doesn't work out, you can get a regular job without graduation. In the future, Lao Lin's family will really have a lawyer.

When she was happy, Mother Lin's tone eased again. She grabbed the hand that held Lin's ears, turned around abruptly, and said to Lin Fang very gently, "Son, since you are on a business trip, then mom will I won’t disturb you anymore. Work hard! If you’re away from home, take care of yourself and go have breakfast...

By the way, give me the rest of the money.You save a thousand yuan for dinner, and transfer everything else to me. You are not allowed to learn from your dad. What kind of private money is hidden!I said why he hid so much private money, he was looking for Luo Qingcai!"

"Okay, I'll turn right away!"

Lin Fang resolutely agreed, hung up the phone, and wiped his cold sweat unconsciously.

I finally fooled my mom, as for my dad...you always ask for more blessings!